You Know This is a Bad Idea Right?
H'wdy folks! Oh and thanks to ALL my reviewers! So, instead of ME hugging you all, I'll just make Hiei and Kurama do it again. Go for it guys.
Kurama: -_- Why did I answer the summons? *Hugs reviewers*
Hiei: *Follows behind him blindfolded and gagged* Why me?!
Okiedokie! Now that you've all had your hugs, I present to you my latest bad idea. *Watches Twilight Zone marathon* Oh and Happy New Year.
Cell: Ditto. *Watches marathon*
DD: Begin transmission
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Hiei VS El Nino
(Scene: January 1 at Kurama's house. 7:00 AM. It's dark except for the glow of the television screen)
Kurama: *Walks downstairs* *Yawns* Hiei, what are you doing? It's 7 o'clock in the morning!
Hiei: Shh I'm watching the Twilight Zone marathon!
Kurama: Shouldn't that be off by now?
Hiei: It lasts for 2 days.
Kurama: Well I want to watch the news. *Plops down on couch and takes remote*
Hiei: Hey!
Kurama: It'll be on when I turn it back!
Weather Forecaster: —and the Tokyo region it looks like we'll be getting 1 foot of snow! And now your weekly temperatures!
Kurama: 23, 45, 67, 80, 10, 50, 28?!
Hiei: Snow, snow, rain, hurricane, partly cloudy, sleet and blizzard huh? Yeesh, what's with this weather?
Kurama: Must be El Nino again. Comes every 2-7 years y'know.
Hiei: El Nino? Oh well, at least we're getting snow.
Kurama: I suppose. Okay, you can have your marathon now. *Tosses Hiei the remote*
Hiei: *Watches marathon* Do-do-do-do-do-do-do[1]...
(Later that day)
Hiei: *Asleep on the couch* Do...do...do...
Kurama: *Opens door* Oh my GOD!
Hiei: *Wakes up* Hm? Wha?
Kurama: Oh we're just snowed in and a t—
Hiei: Snow?! YAY! *Runs in closet and comes out in over coat and mittens and a hat*
Kurama: What are you doing?
Hiei: It's snow!
Kurama: And—
Hiei: Move! *Shoves Kurama outta the way*
Kurama: It's not just—
Hiei: *Is swept away by tornado*
Kurama: snow. It's a tornado too. *Shrugs* He'll live...I think.
(2 hours later)
Kurama: *Sitting on couch reading paper* 4 killed, 2 injured by tornado earlier today...I wonder where Hiei is?
Hiei: *Walks in. Has a tree branch going through his head*
Kurama: Oh, there you are. What happened?
Hiei: I fell on a tree. *Pulls tree branch out of his head* Then this guy named Goku gave me a senzu bean[2]. *Eats senzu and wound heals*
Kurama: That's nice. Have fun?
Hiei: Yeah. *Sits on couch. Turns TV to Twilight Zone marathon*
Kurama: Tomorrow's snow too y'know.
Hiei: Yay. Maybe I'll run outside again and get caught up in a hurricane.
Kurama: Maybe.
(The next day)
Kurama: HIEI! I'm off to work!
Hiei: *From upstairs* You have a job?!
Kurama: ...-_-() Yes I have a job, you ungrateful jerk.
Hiei: Does this mean I have the house to my self?
Kurama: Yes it does. Now I must go. See ya! *Walks out door. Gets in car and fish-tails out of driveway*
Hiei: *Jumps down stairs in his boxer shorts with a boom-box* *Sings* Musha ring dum-a doo dum-a da...whack fo' my daddy-o, whack fo' my daddy-o there's whiskey in the jar-o! *Slides into kitchen and starts doing dishes* I took all of his money, it was a pretty penny...I took all of his money, and I brought home to Molly[3] *knock at door*
Hiei: Who is it?! *Knock-knock-knock* Dang it. *Turns boom box off and answers door*
Guy at door: Hello there!
Hiei: Who are you?
GAD: I'm El Nino!
Hiei: Wha?
El Nino: I'm El Nino! Ya see that tsunami? Well, I'm afraid your house is in the way and I REEEEEALLY don't want to bu-ut it's gonna hafta come down.
Hiei: Wait a sec, you mean YOU'RE the one who's been causing all this screwed weather?
El Nino: Yup, and my twin La Nina. Crazy ain't it? Okay, your house is gonna have to come down now.
Hiei: Oh, okay—hold up partna, I can't let you do that! This isn't my house!
El Nino: Who's is it?
Hiei: It's...uh...my wife's!
El Nino: ...Then wouldn't it still be your house?
Hiei: *Thinks of all the times Kurama's threatened to rip his balls off* ...She is veeeeeeeeeeery controlling and would be extremely mad at me if I let her house be ripped apart by a tsunami.
El Nino: That's too bad. But your house is really gonna have to come down now.
Hiei: You'll have to fight me for it!
El Nino: ...I guess I can do that. *Calls off minions and transports them to fighting arena*
Hiei: *Looks around*
El Nino: Choose yer weapon! *Picks up bat*
Hiei: A bat? Oh puh-leze! *Draws sword* Bring it on liddle man! *Lunges at El Nino*
El Nino: *Breaks bat over Hiei's head*
Hiei: *Blinded by blow* Okay, so you got lucky...
El Nino: *Grabs steel bat*
Hiei: *Recovers sight* Okay, now die! *Lunges at El Nino again*
El Nino: *Bends bat over Hiei's head* This is gettin ugly man.
Hiei: *Blinded* Okay, hit me once, shame on him. Hit me twice, shame on me.
El Nino: *Picks up flaming sword* Are ya ready over there?
Hiei: *Recovers* Yeah, I'm ready. *Picks up odd-looking-ball*
El Nino: ...Aren't you gonna lunge at me?
Hiei: No, I'm going to stand right here with my ball.
El Nino: ...Riiight. Okay then, good bye. *Lunges with sword* HYAAAAAAAAAH!
Hiei: *Throws ball at El Nino's head*
(Ball cracks open before it reaches El Nino's head and spirit comes out)
Spirit: I call upon the forces of nature!
El Nino: I am a force of nature! *Is blown away*
Spirit: Exactly! *Disappears*
Hiei: So that's what that does! *Picks up metal bat with steel handle* Come on!
El Nino: *Lunges at Hiei*
Hiei: EAT METAL MUTHFUCKA!
(A few hours later)
Hiei: *Lounging on the couch watching Twilight Zone marathon* Fool, he IS death...Robert Redford is hot...
Kurama: *Walks in door* Ahhh, another day, another paycheck. Hey Hiei, what's up?
Hiei: *Drools at Robert Redford*
Kurama: ...*pokes Hiei*
Hiei: *Snaps out of it* Huh, wha? Oh, hello Kurama.
Kurama: What's been going on? The house looks nicer than usual...oh don't tell me you cleaned it!
Hiei: I didn't, El Nino did.
Kurama: ...El Nino? Hiei, that's a weather condition!
Hiei: He WAS a weather condition. *Claps* EL NINO!
El Nino: What H—
Hiei: Ah-ah.
El Nino: Ahem, MASTER Hiei.
Hiei: See, I told you.
Kurama: ...YOU'RE El Nino?!
El Nino: Yep, dat's moi.
Hiei: You're dismissed.
El Nino: *Disappears*
Kurama: ...My Lord. I think I'm just going...out...somewhere. *Walks out*
Hiei: Okay. Ja ne.
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[1] Twilight Zone theme incase no one knew
[2] Pulled a page from Dragonball Z. C'mon, I couldn't let Hiei die now could I?
[3] "Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica...or Thin Lizzy. See, it was done by Thin Lizzy then Metallica covered it. Still with me? No? Good.
And there. As you can see, this particular chapter was more devoid of plot than all the others combined...but the next one will make some sense, promise!
DD: Next: Green-Eyed Monster
Cell: And consider this your first warning for that chapter: there will be possible yaoi (and NOT between Hiei and Kurama folks)
Reviews make me write faster people!
H'wdy folks! Oh and thanks to ALL my reviewers! So, instead of ME hugging you all, I'll just make Hiei and Kurama do it again. Go for it guys.
Kurama: -_- Why did I answer the summons? *Hugs reviewers*
Hiei: *Follows behind him blindfolded and gagged* Why me?!
Okiedokie! Now that you've all had your hugs, I present to you my latest bad idea. *Watches Twilight Zone marathon* Oh and Happy New Year.
Cell: Ditto. *Watches marathon*
DD: Begin transmission
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Hiei VS El Nino
(Scene: January 1 at Kurama's house. 7:00 AM. It's dark except for the glow of the television screen)
Kurama: *Walks downstairs* *Yawns* Hiei, what are you doing? It's 7 o'clock in the morning!
Hiei: Shh I'm watching the Twilight Zone marathon!
Kurama: Shouldn't that be off by now?
Hiei: It lasts for 2 days.
Kurama: Well I want to watch the news. *Plops down on couch and takes remote*
Hiei: Hey!
Kurama: It'll be on when I turn it back!
Weather Forecaster: —and the Tokyo region it looks like we'll be getting 1 foot of snow! And now your weekly temperatures!
Kurama: 23, 45, 67, 80, 10, 50, 28?!
Hiei: Snow, snow, rain, hurricane, partly cloudy, sleet and blizzard huh? Yeesh, what's with this weather?
Kurama: Must be El Nino again. Comes every 2-7 years y'know.
Hiei: El Nino? Oh well, at least we're getting snow.
Kurama: I suppose. Okay, you can have your marathon now. *Tosses Hiei the remote*
Hiei: *Watches marathon* Do-do-do-do-do-do-do[1]...
(Later that day)
Hiei: *Asleep on the couch* Do...do...do...
Kurama: *Opens door* Oh my GOD!
Hiei: *Wakes up* Hm? Wha?
Kurama: Oh we're just snowed in and a t—
Hiei: Snow?! YAY! *Runs in closet and comes out in over coat and mittens and a hat*
Kurama: What are you doing?
Hiei: It's snow!
Kurama: And—
Hiei: Move! *Shoves Kurama outta the way*
Kurama: It's not just—
Hiei: *Is swept away by tornado*
Kurama: snow. It's a tornado too. *Shrugs* He'll live...I think.
(2 hours later)
Kurama: *Sitting on couch reading paper* 4 killed, 2 injured by tornado earlier today...I wonder where Hiei is?
Hiei: *Walks in. Has a tree branch going through his head*
Kurama: Oh, there you are. What happened?
Hiei: I fell on a tree. *Pulls tree branch out of his head* Then this guy named Goku gave me a senzu bean[2]. *Eats senzu and wound heals*
Kurama: That's nice. Have fun?
Hiei: Yeah. *Sits on couch. Turns TV to Twilight Zone marathon*
Kurama: Tomorrow's snow too y'know.
Hiei: Yay. Maybe I'll run outside again and get caught up in a hurricane.
Kurama: Maybe.
(The next day)
Kurama: HIEI! I'm off to work!
Hiei: *From upstairs* You have a job?!
Kurama: ...-_-() Yes I have a job, you ungrateful jerk.
Hiei: Does this mean I have the house to my self?
Kurama: Yes it does. Now I must go. See ya! *Walks out door. Gets in car and fish-tails out of driveway*
Hiei: *Jumps down stairs in his boxer shorts with a boom-box* *Sings* Musha ring dum-a doo dum-a da...whack fo' my daddy-o, whack fo' my daddy-o there's whiskey in the jar-o! *Slides into kitchen and starts doing dishes* I took all of his money, it was a pretty penny...I took all of his money, and I brought home to Molly[3] *knock at door*
Hiei: Who is it?! *Knock-knock-knock* Dang it. *Turns boom box off and answers door*
Guy at door: Hello there!
Hiei: Who are you?
GAD: I'm El Nino!
Hiei: Wha?
El Nino: I'm El Nino! Ya see that tsunami? Well, I'm afraid your house is in the way and I REEEEEALLY don't want to bu-ut it's gonna hafta come down.
Hiei: Wait a sec, you mean YOU'RE the one who's been causing all this screwed weather?
El Nino: Yup, and my twin La Nina. Crazy ain't it? Okay, your house is gonna have to come down now.
Hiei: Oh, okay—hold up partna, I can't let you do that! This isn't my house!
El Nino: Who's is it?
Hiei: It's...uh...my wife's!
El Nino: ...Then wouldn't it still be your house?
Hiei: *Thinks of all the times Kurama's threatened to rip his balls off* ...She is veeeeeeeeeeery controlling and would be extremely mad at me if I let her house be ripped apart by a tsunami.
El Nino: That's too bad. But your house is really gonna have to come down now.
Hiei: You'll have to fight me for it!
El Nino: ...I guess I can do that. *Calls off minions and transports them to fighting arena*
Hiei: *Looks around*
El Nino: Choose yer weapon! *Picks up bat*
Hiei: A bat? Oh puh-leze! *Draws sword* Bring it on liddle man! *Lunges at El Nino*
El Nino: *Breaks bat over Hiei's head*
Hiei: *Blinded by blow* Okay, so you got lucky...
El Nino: *Grabs steel bat*
Hiei: *Recovers sight* Okay, now die! *Lunges at El Nino again*
El Nino: *Bends bat over Hiei's head* This is gettin ugly man.
Hiei: *Blinded* Okay, hit me once, shame on him. Hit me twice, shame on me.
El Nino: *Picks up flaming sword* Are ya ready over there?
Hiei: *Recovers* Yeah, I'm ready. *Picks up odd-looking-ball*
El Nino: ...Aren't you gonna lunge at me?
Hiei: No, I'm going to stand right here with my ball.
El Nino: ...Riiight. Okay then, good bye. *Lunges with sword* HYAAAAAAAAAH!
Hiei: *Throws ball at El Nino's head*
(Ball cracks open before it reaches El Nino's head and spirit comes out)
Spirit: I call upon the forces of nature!
El Nino: I am a force of nature! *Is blown away*
Spirit: Exactly! *Disappears*
Hiei: So that's what that does! *Picks up metal bat with steel handle* Come on!
El Nino: *Lunges at Hiei*
Hiei: EAT METAL MUTHFUCKA!
(A few hours later)
Hiei: *Lounging on the couch watching Twilight Zone marathon* Fool, he IS death...Robert Redford is hot...
Kurama: *Walks in door* Ahhh, another day, another paycheck. Hey Hiei, what's up?
Hiei: *Drools at Robert Redford*
Kurama: ...*pokes Hiei*
Hiei: *Snaps out of it* Huh, wha? Oh, hello Kurama.
Kurama: What's been going on? The house looks nicer than usual...oh don't tell me you cleaned it!
Hiei: I didn't, El Nino did.
Kurama: ...El Nino? Hiei, that's a weather condition!
Hiei: He WAS a weather condition. *Claps* EL NINO!
El Nino: What H—
Hiei: Ah-ah.
El Nino: Ahem, MASTER Hiei.
Hiei: See, I told you.
Kurama: ...YOU'RE El Nino?!
El Nino: Yep, dat's moi.
Hiei: You're dismissed.
El Nino: *Disappears*
Kurama: ...My Lord. I think I'm just going...out...somewhere. *Walks out*
Hiei: Okay. Ja ne.
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[1] Twilight Zone theme incase no one knew
[2] Pulled a page from Dragonball Z. C'mon, I couldn't let Hiei die now could I?
[3] "Whiskey in the Jar" by Metallica...or Thin Lizzy. See, it was done by Thin Lizzy then Metallica covered it. Still with me? No? Good.
And there. As you can see, this particular chapter was more devoid of plot than all the others combined...but the next one will make some sense, promise!
DD: Next: Green-Eyed Monster
Cell: And consider this your first warning for that chapter: there will be possible yaoi (and NOT between Hiei and Kurama folks)
Reviews make me write faster people!