You Know This is a Bad Idea Right?
Eh-heh-heh...I see all who reviewed liked the last one huh?
DD: Bet that woke someone up. To our insanity.
Cell: You read a few chapters, you read the last one and suddenly you realize that you've stepped into something more than a normal fanfic...you, my friend, are in the Twilight Zone!
...We have watched that too much.
DD: Yup.
Let's just do this.
DD: Begin transmission
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Fame...Get's the Best of Us
(Scene: Dark alleyway. Hiei and El Nino are face down in a dumpster)
Hiei: *Wakes up* *Groggily* Ugh, what happened...wait a sec where the hell am I?! *Thumps Nino* Nino, Nino! Wake up damnit!
El Nino: *Wakes up* Ow, ow, ow, ow...Hiei-san...?! Why are you in my room?
Hiei: We're not in your room we're...*looks around and sniffs* In a dumpster?!
El Nino: What?! *Looks around* ...Why? When? Who? What?
Hiei: ...Where's Kurama?!
El Nino: I...think we better find out how the hell we got in here! *Jumps out of dumpster. Looks down* Hiei...where are my pants?
Hiei: O_O Where are your clothes?!
El Nino: *Covers himself* Oh my God I'm naked!
Hiei: *Jumps out of dumpster. Looks down at himself* AHHH! I'M NAKED!
El Nino & Hiei: *Looks at each other*
Hiei: I feel really gay now.
El Nino: So do I. Do you work out?
Hiei: It's just natural...
El Nino: Okay, let's go find our clothes. Nice package.
Hiei: When this is all over I'm gonna act like you didn't say that. *Searches dumpster*
El Nino: Nice ass man. *Searches dumpster*
Hiei: Nino?
El Nino: What?
Hiei: Shut. Up.
El Nino: Sorry.
(30 minutes later in the alley)
Hiei: *Has his clothes on* Okay now let's get outta here.
El Nino: *Has his pants on* Right. *Walks out of alley*
Hiei: *Follows him* We've still yet to figure out how the hell we got out there...
El Nino: Let's just find Kurama-san THEN figure out how we—Hiei?
Hiei: *Stops* Oh no.
El Nino: What is it?
Hiei: I...can't sense his youki[1]...
El Nino: Is that good?
Hiei: No.
El Nino: What does it mean?
Hiei: It means 1 of 2 things: he's dead or...
El Nino: Or what man?!
Hiei: He's dead. Or he's out of range but most of the time it would mean he's dead.
El Nino: What?! No way, Kurama can't be dead! We're probably just out of range, no tellin where the hell we are. Just how far IS out of range?
Hiei: Faaaaaaaaar.
El Nino: Then we must be far out. Let's keep walking.
Hiei: Why, his house is right there.
El Nino: ...Shit.
Hiei: I told you. *Walks in house*
El Nino: *Follows him* Dude, uh maybe he was kidnapped!
Hiei: What?!
El Nino: Okay, we need to figure out what happened last night. What do you remember?
Hiei: Well...we went to that Rolling Stones concert.
El Nino: Whoa, you mean that wasn't a dream?!
Hiei: Uh-uh...we went to that concert...
---------Flashback-----------
(Rolling Stones concert. 8:00 PM)
Kurama: I still can't believe I got tickets! Those damn things were like 90 a piece...
El Nino: Who are the Rolling Stones again?
Hiei: *Sings* Your not the only one with mixed emotions[2]...
El Nino: Oh yeah...ooh, that was them? I like that song.
Kurama: You and hundreds upon thousands of other people.
El Nino: Can I sit down now?
Kurama: Why risk the chance of being trampled to death by screaming rabid fans?
El Nino: O_o?
Hiei: *Shrugs* I guess we stand. Shouldn't this thing have start—*lights dim* there we go. *Band comes out and does "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"*
El Nino: *Sings* A little less conversation, a little more action. All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me[3]—
Hiei: Wrong song idiot!
El Nino: Oh yeah...wait there's another one?
------Pause-------
Hiei: *Thwaps El Nino on the head* Idiot!
El Nino: Yeesh, forgive me! I can't help it I forgot!
Hiei: Well that's all I remember. But that still doesn't explain how we got in the dumpster and where Kurama is buried!
El Nino: HE'S NOT DEAD DAMN YOU!
Hiei: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?!
El Nino: Tsuna—
Hiei: Okay, okay he's alive! But the question is where is he and why can't I remember?
El Nino: Because we were cold-cocked idiot.
Hiei: ...El Nino I hardly KNOW you!!
El Nino: Huh? ...Oh you moron, I mean we were knocked out!
Hiei: ...Sure you did. *Thinks* Wait a second, something's comin back...
--------Resume--------
El Nino: Oh yeah...wait there's another one?
Hiei: ...Idiot.
Kurama: *Ignores them. Grabs a girl's underwear and throws them* WHOOHOO!
Hiei: Did you—
El Nino: I did. Let's move over here and get a soda.
Hiei: Right. *He and El Nino run to vending machine*
El Nino: Hey, I feel a Stones song coming on!
Hiei: Great you're learning.
El Nino: Did they do "Give it Away"?
Hiei: ...*Sings* Your love for me has got to be real before you'd have noticed how I feel love real not fade away well love real not fade away[4]
El Nino: Oh, "Not Fade Away"! Eh-heh, my mistake.
Hiei: Yes it was. *Lights shut off* What now?!
El Nino: What da 'ell?! *Lights come back on. Vending machine is on fire* AHHHH!
Hiei: *Walks other way* MOVE MORON!
El Nino: *Jumps 3 feet* Dude, what was that?
Hiei: I have no idea. Where'd Kurama get to?
El Nino: I dunno—*lights shut off again* But I'm gonna blame one of these on technical difficulties and the other on an unholy presence.
Hiei: Like?
El Nino: I'll tell you when I think of one. Let's just find Kurama and get the hell outta here!
-------End Flashback-------
Hiei: And that's all I remember.
El Nino: Let's see...we have a Rolling Stones concert, a light problem, and aaaall of this ties in to us in a dumpster and Kurama missing...but how the hell?!
Hiei: What do you remember?
El Nino: A world of hurt and a headache.
Hiei: Come on, jog that hung over memory!
El Nino: I...*thinks* I remember having sex with Pamela Anderson...
Hiei: ...Oh my Kami we aren't getting anywhere! Damnit if only I could remember something else and you weren't such a moron!
El Nino: Yep...hold up partna.
Hiei: Oh that's it, let's just get our kilts and swords, find an army of demons and raid the damn city.
El Nino: We can't do that! That's my job!
Hiei: ...Die. *Proceeds to throttle Nino*
El Nino: *Choke* Wait *Gag* I *Gasp* Remember* Cough, choke* Something!
Hiei: *Lets him go* Okiedokie.
El Nino: Ah-ha!
-------Flashback-------
El Nino: Let's go find Kurama and get out of here man!
Hiei: Fine by me. Lead the way oh fearless leader.
El Nino: I think I will! *Trips over Hiei's shoe*
Hiei: You twit.
El Nino: *On the ground* Keep it up buddy and I am SO going to unleash a monsoon season on this island. It's gonna be like hell on earth!
Hiei: *Walks off* Come along slave.
El Nino: *Grinds his teeth* Kill...
Hiei: *Calls* KURAMA! YOU DAMN FOX WHERE ARE YOU?!
El Nino: Why do you insist on calling him a fox?!
Hiei: Because he's a 2-cent whore.
El Nino: What?!
Hiei: Er, he's a fox demon! Don't you know?
El Nino: It's not exactly noticeable...wait a second, haha! Next you'll be telling me that your father was a fire demon and your mother was an ice maiden, she threw you off the edge of a floating city or something, and now you're a mean ass demon thief working with a detective from the Reikai! Dude, yer too much!
Hiei: ...Oh my god...
El Nino: I was right wasn't I?
Hiei: Pree-ty much.
El Nino: Man I am good.
Kurama: Where have you guys been?
El Nino: AHH! Where'd you come from?
Kurama: Behind you.
Hiei: Can we go now?
Kurama: ...The concert's been over for 5 minutes. People are clearing out you idiots!
Hiei: What?! Shit, how long have we been walking around!?
El Nino: Well it's darker...I'd say about 2 and a half hours.
Hiei: ...Damn.
Kurama: *Shakes his head* Let's just go from I pass out from the idiocy. *Walks away*
Hiei: Hai. *Follows*
El Nino: Wait up! *Follows*
--------Pause-----------
Hiei: Alright...we left. So where else could he be?
El Nino: Man, this is like that Twilight episode.
Hiei: Huh? How so?
El Nino: Remember the one where the drunk couple woke up in that deserted town?
Hiei: And they were...kidnapped onto another planet....
El Nino: Maybe Kurama was kidnapped onto another planet!
Hiei: ...*Smacks him*
El Nino: Or maybe not.
Kurama: *Comes from upstairs* What are you two doing?
El Nino: Oh my God! Kurama!
Hiei: How the hell did you get there?
Kurama: ...I've been here. It's 6 in the morning and the Twilight marathon has been over. Why are you up?
El Nino: Trying to figure out what happened to you after the Rolling Stones concert!
Kurama: ...What have you been smoking and where can I get some?! We haven't left the house you morons!
Hiei: What? Then why did we wake up in a dumpster?!
Kurama: How should I know? You two had some kind of bad acid trip last night and went running around the city!
El Nino: So we just imagined the whole Stones concert?!
Hiei: Damnit...
Kurama: I'm going to go search your rooms 'cause you both obviously have some really good pot up there. *Goes back upstairs*
El Nino: Oh my God...
Hiei: What WERE we smoking?!
El Nino: I have no idea...
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[1] Someone remind me if its youkai or youki...aw hell from now on we'll just call it ki.
[2] Rolling Stones song
[3] Elvis song
[4] Rolling Stones again
And there...and notice the title had nothing to do with the story. I have a reason fer that you know. It's because...it's all I could think of at 2 in the morning but this one took a completely different turn from what I originally wanted sooo...oh well. G'night folks.
DD: Nest: Babysitting. That one WILL have some meaning we swear!
Eh-heh-heh...I see all who reviewed liked the last one huh?
DD: Bet that woke someone up. To our insanity.
Cell: You read a few chapters, you read the last one and suddenly you realize that you've stepped into something more than a normal fanfic...you, my friend, are in the Twilight Zone!
...We have watched that too much.
DD: Yup.
Let's just do this.
DD: Begin transmission
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Fame...Get's the Best of Us
(Scene: Dark alleyway. Hiei and El Nino are face down in a dumpster)
Hiei: *Wakes up* *Groggily* Ugh, what happened...wait a sec where the hell am I?! *Thumps Nino* Nino, Nino! Wake up damnit!
El Nino: *Wakes up* Ow, ow, ow, ow...Hiei-san...?! Why are you in my room?
Hiei: We're not in your room we're...*looks around and sniffs* In a dumpster?!
El Nino: What?! *Looks around* ...Why? When? Who? What?
Hiei: ...Where's Kurama?!
El Nino: I...think we better find out how the hell we got in here! *Jumps out of dumpster. Looks down* Hiei...where are my pants?
Hiei: O_O Where are your clothes?!
El Nino: *Covers himself* Oh my God I'm naked!
Hiei: *Jumps out of dumpster. Looks down at himself* AHHH! I'M NAKED!
El Nino & Hiei: *Looks at each other*
Hiei: I feel really gay now.
El Nino: So do I. Do you work out?
Hiei: It's just natural...
El Nino: Okay, let's go find our clothes. Nice package.
Hiei: When this is all over I'm gonna act like you didn't say that. *Searches dumpster*
El Nino: Nice ass man. *Searches dumpster*
Hiei: Nino?
El Nino: What?
Hiei: Shut. Up.
El Nino: Sorry.
(30 minutes later in the alley)
Hiei: *Has his clothes on* Okay now let's get outta here.
El Nino: *Has his pants on* Right. *Walks out of alley*
Hiei: *Follows him* We've still yet to figure out how the hell we got out there...
El Nino: Let's just find Kurama-san THEN figure out how we—Hiei?
Hiei: *Stops* Oh no.
El Nino: What is it?
Hiei: I...can't sense his youki[1]...
El Nino: Is that good?
Hiei: No.
El Nino: What does it mean?
Hiei: It means 1 of 2 things: he's dead or...
El Nino: Or what man?!
Hiei: He's dead. Or he's out of range but most of the time it would mean he's dead.
El Nino: What?! No way, Kurama can't be dead! We're probably just out of range, no tellin where the hell we are. Just how far IS out of range?
Hiei: Faaaaaaaaar.
El Nino: Then we must be far out. Let's keep walking.
Hiei: Why, his house is right there.
El Nino: ...Shit.
Hiei: I told you. *Walks in house*
El Nino: *Follows him* Dude, uh maybe he was kidnapped!
Hiei: What?!
El Nino: Okay, we need to figure out what happened last night. What do you remember?
Hiei: Well...we went to that Rolling Stones concert.
El Nino: Whoa, you mean that wasn't a dream?!
Hiei: Uh-uh...we went to that concert...
---------Flashback-----------
(Rolling Stones concert. 8:00 PM)
Kurama: I still can't believe I got tickets! Those damn things were like 90 a piece...
El Nino: Who are the Rolling Stones again?
Hiei: *Sings* Your not the only one with mixed emotions[2]...
El Nino: Oh yeah...ooh, that was them? I like that song.
Kurama: You and hundreds upon thousands of other people.
El Nino: Can I sit down now?
Kurama: Why risk the chance of being trampled to death by screaming rabid fans?
El Nino: O_o?
Hiei: *Shrugs* I guess we stand. Shouldn't this thing have start—*lights dim* there we go. *Band comes out and does "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"*
El Nino: *Sings* A little less conversation, a little more action. All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me[3]—
Hiei: Wrong song idiot!
El Nino: Oh yeah...wait there's another one?
------Pause-------
Hiei: *Thwaps El Nino on the head* Idiot!
El Nino: Yeesh, forgive me! I can't help it I forgot!
Hiei: Well that's all I remember. But that still doesn't explain how we got in the dumpster and where Kurama is buried!
El Nino: HE'S NOT DEAD DAMN YOU!
Hiei: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?!
El Nino: Tsuna—
Hiei: Okay, okay he's alive! But the question is where is he and why can't I remember?
El Nino: Because we were cold-cocked idiot.
Hiei: ...El Nino I hardly KNOW you!!
El Nino: Huh? ...Oh you moron, I mean we were knocked out!
Hiei: ...Sure you did. *Thinks* Wait a second, something's comin back...
--------Resume--------
El Nino: Oh yeah...wait there's another one?
Hiei: ...Idiot.
Kurama: *Ignores them. Grabs a girl's underwear and throws them* WHOOHOO!
Hiei: Did you—
El Nino: I did. Let's move over here and get a soda.
Hiei: Right. *He and El Nino run to vending machine*
El Nino: Hey, I feel a Stones song coming on!
Hiei: Great you're learning.
El Nino: Did they do "Give it Away"?
Hiei: ...*Sings* Your love for me has got to be real before you'd have noticed how I feel love real not fade away well love real not fade away[4]
El Nino: Oh, "Not Fade Away"! Eh-heh, my mistake.
Hiei: Yes it was. *Lights shut off* What now?!
El Nino: What da 'ell?! *Lights come back on. Vending machine is on fire* AHHHH!
Hiei: *Walks other way* MOVE MORON!
El Nino: *Jumps 3 feet* Dude, what was that?
Hiei: I have no idea. Where'd Kurama get to?
El Nino: I dunno—*lights shut off again* But I'm gonna blame one of these on technical difficulties and the other on an unholy presence.
Hiei: Like?
El Nino: I'll tell you when I think of one. Let's just find Kurama and get the hell outta here!
-------End Flashback-------
Hiei: And that's all I remember.
El Nino: Let's see...we have a Rolling Stones concert, a light problem, and aaaall of this ties in to us in a dumpster and Kurama missing...but how the hell?!
Hiei: What do you remember?
El Nino: A world of hurt and a headache.
Hiei: Come on, jog that hung over memory!
El Nino: I...*thinks* I remember having sex with Pamela Anderson...
Hiei: ...Oh my Kami we aren't getting anywhere! Damnit if only I could remember something else and you weren't such a moron!
El Nino: Yep...hold up partna.
Hiei: Oh that's it, let's just get our kilts and swords, find an army of demons and raid the damn city.
El Nino: We can't do that! That's my job!
Hiei: ...Die. *Proceeds to throttle Nino*
El Nino: *Choke* Wait *Gag* I *Gasp* Remember* Cough, choke* Something!
Hiei: *Lets him go* Okiedokie.
El Nino: Ah-ha!
-------Flashback-------
El Nino: Let's go find Kurama and get out of here man!
Hiei: Fine by me. Lead the way oh fearless leader.
El Nino: I think I will! *Trips over Hiei's shoe*
Hiei: You twit.
El Nino: *On the ground* Keep it up buddy and I am SO going to unleash a monsoon season on this island. It's gonna be like hell on earth!
Hiei: *Walks off* Come along slave.
El Nino: *Grinds his teeth* Kill...
Hiei: *Calls* KURAMA! YOU DAMN FOX WHERE ARE YOU?!
El Nino: Why do you insist on calling him a fox?!
Hiei: Because he's a 2-cent whore.
El Nino: What?!
Hiei: Er, he's a fox demon! Don't you know?
El Nino: It's not exactly noticeable...wait a second, haha! Next you'll be telling me that your father was a fire demon and your mother was an ice maiden, she threw you off the edge of a floating city or something, and now you're a mean ass demon thief working with a detective from the Reikai! Dude, yer too much!
Hiei: ...Oh my god...
El Nino: I was right wasn't I?
Hiei: Pree-ty much.
El Nino: Man I am good.
Kurama: Where have you guys been?
El Nino: AHH! Where'd you come from?
Kurama: Behind you.
Hiei: Can we go now?
Kurama: ...The concert's been over for 5 minutes. People are clearing out you idiots!
Hiei: What?! Shit, how long have we been walking around!?
El Nino: Well it's darker...I'd say about 2 and a half hours.
Hiei: ...Damn.
Kurama: *Shakes his head* Let's just go from I pass out from the idiocy. *Walks away*
Hiei: Hai. *Follows*
El Nino: Wait up! *Follows*
--------Pause-----------
Hiei: Alright...we left. So where else could he be?
El Nino: Man, this is like that Twilight episode.
Hiei: Huh? How so?
El Nino: Remember the one where the drunk couple woke up in that deserted town?
Hiei: And they were...kidnapped onto another planet....
El Nino: Maybe Kurama was kidnapped onto another planet!
Hiei: ...*Smacks him*
El Nino: Or maybe not.
Kurama: *Comes from upstairs* What are you two doing?
El Nino: Oh my God! Kurama!
Hiei: How the hell did you get there?
Kurama: ...I've been here. It's 6 in the morning and the Twilight marathon has been over. Why are you up?
El Nino: Trying to figure out what happened to you after the Rolling Stones concert!
Kurama: ...What have you been smoking and where can I get some?! We haven't left the house you morons!
Hiei: What? Then why did we wake up in a dumpster?!
Kurama: How should I know? You two had some kind of bad acid trip last night and went running around the city!
El Nino: So we just imagined the whole Stones concert?!
Hiei: Damnit...
Kurama: I'm going to go search your rooms 'cause you both obviously have some really good pot up there. *Goes back upstairs*
El Nino: Oh my God...
Hiei: What WERE we smoking?!
El Nino: I have no idea...
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[1] Someone remind me if its youkai or youki...aw hell from now on we'll just call it ki.
[2] Rolling Stones song
[3] Elvis song
[4] Rolling Stones again
And there...and notice the title had nothing to do with the story. I have a reason fer that you know. It's because...it's all I could think of at 2 in the morning but this one took a completely different turn from what I originally wanted sooo...oh well. G'night folks.
DD: Nest: Babysitting. That one WILL have some meaning we swear!