You Know This is a Bad Idea Right?
Hello I'm back! And yesterday I noticed that I had gotten a little sorta flame. And to that person who said they would flame me if I made Kurama and Hiei gay well that person obviously hasn't been reading the damn thing!
DD: The ayes had it kiddo.
Cell: But maybe we have properly warned the yaoi/fluff/shounen-ai haters out there. Nay you say? Well then: For all you little sensitive people out there who hate above stated categories stop right here 'cause it's just going to get worse for you.
I thought we mentioned that?
Cell: Apparently not clearly enough. There, now we have.
Okay, so there ya have it. Now you all read this chapter and I'll go try and figure out the difference between Saruman and Sarumon.
DD: There's a difference?!
As far as I know yes.
Cell: Begin transmission
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Babysitting
(Scene: Several hours after last chapter in El Nino's room)
El Nino: *Searching the drawers* Dude, where's that pot?! Whatever we were smokin that shit was gooooooooooooooood!
Hiei: *Searching closet* Got that right.
Kurama: *Nearly breaks door down. Shouting hysterically*
El Nino: Hey, he found it!
Hiei: Kurama, Kurama! Calm down and just point to where you found the LSD.
Kurama: *Chills a bit* You twit I'm not on drugs my mother's in the hospital!
Hiei: Nino, he didn't find it—your mother's in the hospital?!
El Nino: His mother what? I thought Kurama was a—*Hiei socks him in the face* ow.
Kurama: O_o Did I miss something?
Hiei: No. Do tell about your mother.
Kurama: My...! Damnit, they won't tell me why! I need you two to baby-sit the house. *Grabs keys*
Hiei: Baby-sit a house? How?
El Nino: He means watch the house.
Hiei: Oh.
Kurama: I'll only be gone for 7 hours tops kay? *Walks out door. Fish-tails out of drive way*
El Nino: *Grins* Dude—
Kurama: *Pulls up by window* IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO FUCK UP MY HOUSE I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOUR BALLS OF AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROATS! *Swerves off again*
El Nino: How does he do that?!
Hiei: The world may never know. Let's just sit here and watch the house and may we keep out balls.
El Nino: Right—hold up partna! Dude, we have a house, no, a MANSION all to our freakin selves dude!
Hiei: I know...what are you getting at?
El Nino: Dude, let's have a party!
Hiei: Why?
El Nino: Cuz it'd be fun!
Hiei: But if we mess up Kurama's house we'll be eating our balls! EATING OUR BALLS.
El Nino: I know that as well as you do, but we don't have to mess up Kurama's house...it could be a harmless party!
Hiei: That's what the Beastie Boys said and didja see THAT video?
El Nino: ...Actually no I didn't. How'd it go?
Hiei: Let's just say screwed.
El Nino: Okiedokie. Well I'll call my friends and you call yours.
Hiei: What?! I said no party! And I don't have friends!
El Nino: *Grabs cordless* Dat's okay, I gots enough for both of us! My friends are your friends!
Hiei: What friends could a walking, talking, breathing weather condition possibly have?
El Nino: Other weather conditions and gods duh!
Hiei: ...Gods?! And what do you mean other weather conditions?! Like rain and sleet and snow?!
El Nino: Er sorta. *Dials number* Just watch...*to phone* Yo Aphrodite! I'm having a party at a friend's house...uh-huh...right...okiedokie! Bye! *Hangs up*
Hiei: Who's Aphrodite?
El Nino: The Greek Venus.
Hiei: Oh...wait you know Grecian Gods?!
El Nino: Duh!
Hiei: ...Shouldn't you know Spanish Gods?
El Nino: Why?
Hiei: Forget I asked. Alright, we'll have this party but if one thing goes wrong remember: we both die.
El Nino: Nothing's going to go wrong! Just relax while I place a few phone calls...
(2 hours later)
Hiei: *In kitchen playing Twister with Bacchus, Nike and Hermes* ...Right foot yellow.
Nike: My foot cannot stretch that far!
Hermes: Make it because you are on my leg!
Hiei: Both of you get off my back!
Bacchus: Hiei, you're on my foot!
El Nino: *Walks in* Uh what are you doing?
Hiei: Trying to untangle each other!
Nike: Hey, I finally got my right foot on yellow!
Hiei: Yay. Left hand green.
Bacchus: Okay who stepped on my hand?!
El Nino: Uh riiight. I'll just get a sandwich and be on my way then. *Grabs hoagie and leaves*
Hiei: Ouch! Get off me!
Nike: It is your own fault for being so small!
Hiei: I'm not short!
(Outside)
El Nino: Hi Nemesis. Yo Trivia!
Rain: I'm better!
Snow: I'm better! *they both fight*
Hiei: *Comes out of kitchen followed by other gods* Nice game.
El Nino: Out so soon?
Hiei: Yup...why are Rain and Snow fighting?
El Nino: They are? Shoot—
Rain: *Hurricane rumbles in the distance* I'M BETTER!
Snow: *Blizzard rolls forward* I'M BETTER!
El Nino: Hey, only I can cause unusual weather up in here—
Hiei: *Looks out window* Aw shit! Blizzard from the west—
Venus: And hurricane from the east. We're in trouble.
Snow: I am SO gonna cause an ICE AGE!
El Nino: Shit.
Rain: WILL NOT!
El Nino: Shit twice.
Hiei: Break them up idiot!
El Nino: Breaking—too late.
(Shortly after)
El Nino: *In a pool of blood and water* What a party...
Hiei: *Next to him* And Kurama's house was demolished. But that was fun.
Kurama: *Hops out of car* I have re—WHAT THE HELL?!
Hiei: Speaking of the devil. Kurama, what happened to your mother?
Kurama: *Rolls sleeves up* Ah, she just tripped and broke her leg. Scared me half to death. Speaking of death...*Non-human voice* I AM GOING TO SHOVE YOUR BALLS DOWN YOUR THROATS!!!!
Hiei: We know.
El Nino: Nice knowing ya buddy.
Hiei: Yep.
Kurama: *Lunges at them* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Hiei & El Nino: *Shriek like girls*
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A fitful end to a sad, sad tale. I told you the next one would go along with the title and it does if you think hard! If anyone wants a list of the Gods mentioned just ask.
DD: Next: Lord of the Braveheart Parodies
Anyone remember what I said about no more trilogies? Heh-heh...I lied. Just warning ya.
Cell: Review!
Hello I'm back! And yesterday I noticed that I had gotten a little sorta flame. And to that person who said they would flame me if I made Kurama and Hiei gay well that person obviously hasn't been reading the damn thing!
DD: The ayes had it kiddo.
Cell: But maybe we have properly warned the yaoi/fluff/shounen-ai haters out there. Nay you say? Well then: For all you little sensitive people out there who hate above stated categories stop right here 'cause it's just going to get worse for you.
I thought we mentioned that?
Cell: Apparently not clearly enough. There, now we have.
Okay, so there ya have it. Now you all read this chapter and I'll go try and figure out the difference between Saruman and Sarumon.
DD: There's a difference?!
As far as I know yes.
Cell: Begin transmission
_______________________________________________________________
Babysitting
(Scene: Several hours after last chapter in El Nino's room)
El Nino: *Searching the drawers* Dude, where's that pot?! Whatever we were smokin that shit was gooooooooooooooood!
Hiei: *Searching closet* Got that right.
Kurama: *Nearly breaks door down. Shouting hysterically*
El Nino: Hey, he found it!
Hiei: Kurama, Kurama! Calm down and just point to where you found the LSD.
Kurama: *Chills a bit* You twit I'm not on drugs my mother's in the hospital!
Hiei: Nino, he didn't find it—your mother's in the hospital?!
El Nino: His mother what? I thought Kurama was a—*Hiei socks him in the face* ow.
Kurama: O_o Did I miss something?
Hiei: No. Do tell about your mother.
Kurama: My...! Damnit, they won't tell me why! I need you two to baby-sit the house. *Grabs keys*
Hiei: Baby-sit a house? How?
El Nino: He means watch the house.
Hiei: Oh.
Kurama: I'll only be gone for 7 hours tops kay? *Walks out door. Fish-tails out of drive way*
El Nino: *Grins* Dude—
Kurama: *Pulls up by window* IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO FUCK UP MY HOUSE I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOUR BALLS OF AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROATS! *Swerves off again*
El Nino: How does he do that?!
Hiei: The world may never know. Let's just sit here and watch the house and may we keep out balls.
El Nino: Right—hold up partna! Dude, we have a house, no, a MANSION all to our freakin selves dude!
Hiei: I know...what are you getting at?
El Nino: Dude, let's have a party!
Hiei: Why?
El Nino: Cuz it'd be fun!
Hiei: But if we mess up Kurama's house we'll be eating our balls! EATING OUR BALLS.
El Nino: I know that as well as you do, but we don't have to mess up Kurama's house...it could be a harmless party!
Hiei: That's what the Beastie Boys said and didja see THAT video?
El Nino: ...Actually no I didn't. How'd it go?
Hiei: Let's just say screwed.
El Nino: Okiedokie. Well I'll call my friends and you call yours.
Hiei: What?! I said no party! And I don't have friends!
El Nino: *Grabs cordless* Dat's okay, I gots enough for both of us! My friends are your friends!
Hiei: What friends could a walking, talking, breathing weather condition possibly have?
El Nino: Other weather conditions and gods duh!
Hiei: ...Gods?! And what do you mean other weather conditions?! Like rain and sleet and snow?!
El Nino: Er sorta. *Dials number* Just watch...*to phone* Yo Aphrodite! I'm having a party at a friend's house...uh-huh...right...okiedokie! Bye! *Hangs up*
Hiei: Who's Aphrodite?
El Nino: The Greek Venus.
Hiei: Oh...wait you know Grecian Gods?!
El Nino: Duh!
Hiei: ...Shouldn't you know Spanish Gods?
El Nino: Why?
Hiei: Forget I asked. Alright, we'll have this party but if one thing goes wrong remember: we both die.
El Nino: Nothing's going to go wrong! Just relax while I place a few phone calls...
(2 hours later)
Hiei: *In kitchen playing Twister with Bacchus, Nike and Hermes* ...Right foot yellow.
Nike: My foot cannot stretch that far!
Hermes: Make it because you are on my leg!
Hiei: Both of you get off my back!
Bacchus: Hiei, you're on my foot!
El Nino: *Walks in* Uh what are you doing?
Hiei: Trying to untangle each other!
Nike: Hey, I finally got my right foot on yellow!
Hiei: Yay. Left hand green.
Bacchus: Okay who stepped on my hand?!
El Nino: Uh riiight. I'll just get a sandwich and be on my way then. *Grabs hoagie and leaves*
Hiei: Ouch! Get off me!
Nike: It is your own fault for being so small!
Hiei: I'm not short!
(Outside)
El Nino: Hi Nemesis. Yo Trivia!
Rain: I'm better!
Snow: I'm better! *they both fight*
Hiei: *Comes out of kitchen followed by other gods* Nice game.
El Nino: Out so soon?
Hiei: Yup...why are Rain and Snow fighting?
El Nino: They are? Shoot—
Rain: *Hurricane rumbles in the distance* I'M BETTER!
Snow: *Blizzard rolls forward* I'M BETTER!
El Nino: Hey, only I can cause unusual weather up in here—
Hiei: *Looks out window* Aw shit! Blizzard from the west—
Venus: And hurricane from the east. We're in trouble.
Snow: I am SO gonna cause an ICE AGE!
El Nino: Shit.
Rain: WILL NOT!
El Nino: Shit twice.
Hiei: Break them up idiot!
El Nino: Breaking—too late.
(Shortly after)
El Nino: *In a pool of blood and water* What a party...
Hiei: *Next to him* And Kurama's house was demolished. But that was fun.
Kurama: *Hops out of car* I have re—WHAT THE HELL?!
Hiei: Speaking of the devil. Kurama, what happened to your mother?
Kurama: *Rolls sleeves up* Ah, she just tripped and broke her leg. Scared me half to death. Speaking of death...*Non-human voice* I AM GOING TO SHOVE YOUR BALLS DOWN YOUR THROATS!!!!
Hiei: We know.
El Nino: Nice knowing ya buddy.
Hiei: Yep.
Kurama: *Lunges at them* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Hiei & El Nino: *Shriek like girls*
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A fitful end to a sad, sad tale. I told you the next one would go along with the title and it does if you think hard! If anyone wants a list of the Gods mentioned just ask.
DD: Next: Lord of the Braveheart Parodies
Anyone remember what I said about no more trilogies? Heh-heh...I lied. Just warning ya.
Cell: Review!