You Know This is a Bad Idea Right
Heh-heh...FFN is down. Or at least while I'm writing it is.
DD: I wonder what happened?
Bah, who the hell knows? I just need to wriiiiiiiite...and find an excuse to put off my homework.
Cell: Ah-ha.
But anyhow, there is work to be done, movies to be slaughtered, people to be killed—er I mean shoes to steal and such shit.
Cell: Oh and here's the part where we butcher Lord of the Rings. Hey, we had to do it sometime.
Hmmmm...anything else boy(s)?
Cell: ..Nope-ah.
DD: My birthday's in August!
.....Important to the fic?
DD: Oh, no then.
Begin transmission
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LOTBHP: Who Rules the Braveheart Parody?
(The Insertonamo Valley behind Mt. Fuji)
Vegeta: Breathe in that mountain air! *Breathes in mountain air* *Choke* How *Gag* Refreshing *Cough*
Hiei: *Nods slowly. Starts walking*
Everyone else: *Follows*
Piccolo: ...I wish someone would tell me what the purpose of this little trek is.
El Nino: Operation 006: Code Run like hell. Get the hell as far away from Kurama as mortally possible.
Hiei: There's actually more meaning to it.
Goku: That operation thing sounded pretty clever though. What is this all-important meaning?
Hiei: There be demons afoot! I plan to recruit them and then—
El Nino: Wearing red Scottish kilts and carrying 7 foot swords we will charge and crush the demon kitsune's forces! *Hears animal-like roar in the background* Eek! *Hides behind Goku*
Trunks: ...Is he serious?
Hiei: Only the part about the red kilts and swords and....wait he is right. *Hears rumbling in the distance* El Nino, what did I tell you about the weather disturbances?! Do you WANT him to find us?
Vegeta: *Stops and looks back* They already have.
Hiei: *Looks back* Oh shit.
Youko Kurama: *In a kilt waving a sword being backed up by a mass of demons* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—*Takes a deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! *Cue LOTR music*
Goku: OO!! What in hells name?! *Turns around and Hiei and El Nino are in kilts with giant swords* Dear Kami-sama...
Hiei: MEN! WE MUST CHARGE THE ENEMY!
Vegeta: ...Yeah, uh-huh. Well this has been an odd morning.
Piccolo: Shouldn't we, like, retreat maybe?
Hiei: That works too. Good job Piccolo-san. *Runs*
El Nino: *Runs*
Everyone else: *Shrug then run*
Y. Kurama: THERE! THERE! CHAAAARGE! *Insane laughter*
Hiei: *Stops before he falls off a cliff* WAH!
Goku: *Stops behind him* Whew, glad I—GAH!
Vegeta: *Runs into them and knocks them all over the cliff* WILL YOU WARN ME NEXT TIME YOU STOP LIKE THAT!?! *Stops in mid air*
Goku: *Stops* Wait a sec, Hiei can't fly!
El Nino: *Shoots pass them* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Vegeta: Can he?
Goku: Er, he's a weather condition why shouldn't he?
El Nino: *Floats back up on thunder cloud* Where's Hiei?
Vegeta: You mean you didn't stop him?!
El Nino: ...Was I supposed to?
Goku: ....*Goes to save Hiei*
Vegeta: The good thing is you make him look smart.
El Nino: Is that a bad thing?
Vegeta: *Nods*
Goku: *Floats back up with Hiei* Heh-heh...he had already hit the bottom.
Trunks: *From top of cliff* THE ENEMY HAS ARRIVED!
Vegeta: Oh goodie.
Hiei: *Through a smashed face* Denwemufigtldend! *Translation: Why the hell are you telling me this and not fighting?!*
Trunks: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR—
Y. Kurama: HAHA!
Trunks: *Jumps*
Gohan: *Follows*
Goten: *Jumps over to other side and keeps going* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
El Nino: That IDIOT.
Hiei: *Recovers* New strategy: Save the baka.
(A while later. Arial view. Cue LOTR music again)
Goten: *Comes close to breaking sound barrier* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Y. Kurama: Is that a girl or a boy? Ah well, catch him and make him tell us where the others are!
Hiei & Co: *Less than a yard behind them* RUN GOTEN! RUN FER YER LIIFE!
Goku: Can't we just fly?!
Hiei: Why?
Vegeta: Why do I have to do this? I don't even LIKE that damn brat!
Trunks: He's my best friend!
El Nino: Oh Trunks, stop the façade. We all know he's more than a friend!
Trunks: ...I'm going to kill you.
Hiei: Run damnit! *Trips over stick and keeps sliding*
Goku: *Slows his pace* Man that's gotta hurt.
Y. Kurama: I smell burning flesh behind me...
Goten: *Rounds corner, runs left, fakes right, and turns another corner*
Y. Kurama: *Bangs into a tree*
Goku: *Stops and puts his foot on Hiei* Okay, where did he go?
Hiei: *Stands up and has a giant skid-mark on his face* I couldn't see anything.
Vegeta: Wait I think he went that way...no wait...
Trunks: Let's split up and look for him!
El Nino: I don't remember this being called into Scooby Doo.
Trunks: ...Well I thought it'd be a good idea...
El Nino: You would.
Piccolo: His ki is so high from fear he's forgotten he could just turn around and attack.
Goku: His ki! Ah-ha! He's gone left! *Runs that way*
Hiei: My neck...*Follows*
Vegeta: My back...*Follows*
Gohan: My—
Piccolo: Just run damnit! *He, Gohan, and Trunks take off*
Goten: *Has finally stopped* Whew, lost 'em! What was I running from?
Y. Kurama: *Recovers. Sniffs air* ...They've been here...and I plan to find them!
Demons: YAY!
Y. Kurama: CHAAAAARGE! *Jumps on the back of a large demon and they charge right*
Goten: *Hears rumbling* Aw no, not again! *Prepares to run*
El Nino: Yo Running Deer! Slow up why don't ya!
Goten: Hm?
Goku: *Stops running* See, I told you!
Y. Kurama: AH-HA! THERE YOU ARE! *Sees Hiei and El Nino who are still in their kilts* Hey, only I can parody Braveheart! Just who do you think you are?!
Hiei: I am the true Lord of the Braveheart parody!
Y. Kurama: There's only one Lord of the Braveheart parody...and he does not share power![1]
Hiei: CHARGE!
Vegeta: Oh my Kami...*Everyone else charges*
Y. Kurama: MUH HAHAHA! CHARGE! TAKE NO PRISONERS!
(3 hours later)
Hiei: *Standing on the blood and water soaked battle field* I RULE THE BRAVEHEART PARODY!
Y. Kurama: You can take my power but you will never take my freedom![2]
SSJ3 Goku: *Almost all of his clothes are ripped up* Why the HELL did I agree to this!?
Vegeta: *Fading between going SSJ and getting bitch-smacked* Ah—*slap* he—*smack* dam—*smack*
Gohan: *Being dragged by his ankles* I LIKED THIS SUIT! ARRRRAAA! *Goes Mystic* DIIIE! *Wipes out 28 demons*
Piccolo: *Is nearly limbless* I can't re-grow my arm! *Re grows body parts* Never mind!
Goten: KAME—aw screw it. *Unleashes beam and walks away*
Trunks: *Head-butts someone* WHOO H—*Get's pimp-slapped* ow.
Hiei: This is getting no where. El Nino it's time for a tsunami wave.
El Nino: Okiedokie. In the name of Poseidon I call upon the ocean! HEE HAHAHAHA! *Waves build up in the distance*
Gohan: *Is hit by broad side of a sword* What was that noise?
Goku: Oh no, not another hurricane!
Vegeta: *Sees 90 foot wave* THAT'S NO HURRICANE!
Piccolo: *Eyes get wobbly and mouth waters* Water...
Gohan: (). Piccolo?
Hiei: *Sees wave* AW SHIT! I didn't want it to be that big!
El Nino: Well it's too late now!
Trunks: INCOMING!
Y. Kurama: Aw hell.
(Wave crashes down and basically annihilates anything in its path including Mt. Fuji)
(1 hour later in the Pacific Ocean)
Hiei: *Surfaces* AAAAAHH! EL NINO!
El Nino: *Surfaces* Yes boss?
Hiei: I'm going to kill you!
Goku: *Surfaces* What a sweet wave!
Hiei: _...
Goku: Whaaat?
Vegeta: *Surfaces*
Trunks, Gohan, & Piccolo: *Surface*
Goku: One, two...where's Goten?
Gohan: Wasn't he with you?!
Goku: ...No.
Hiei: I think they KIDNAPPED HIM!
El Nino: Excellent, now we must go save Run Like Mad, how excellent.
Goku: Ack! That silver haired freak kidnapped my son! *Starts swimming*
Everyone else: *Follows*
El Nino: *Floats around* ...Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. *Follows them*
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[1] I twisted a line from the LOTR movie. Its actually: "There's only one Lord of the ring...and he does not share power!" if I remember correctly. Said by Gandalf.
[2] Twisted a line from somewhere.
Well that's all fer this one! Hoped you enjoyed.
DD: Next: Operation 665: Code SAVBAKA
Cell: Review if you must. G'night America
Heh-heh...FFN is down. Or at least while I'm writing it is.
DD: I wonder what happened?
Bah, who the hell knows? I just need to wriiiiiiiite...and find an excuse to put off my homework.
Cell: Ah-ha.
But anyhow, there is work to be done, movies to be slaughtered, people to be killed—er I mean shoes to steal and such shit.
Cell: Oh and here's the part where we butcher Lord of the Rings. Hey, we had to do it sometime.
Hmmmm...anything else boy(s)?
Cell: ..Nope-ah.
DD: My birthday's in August!
.....Important to the fic?
DD: Oh, no then.
Begin transmission
______________________________________________________________
LOTBHP: Who Rules the Braveheart Parody?
(The Insertonamo Valley behind Mt. Fuji)
Vegeta: Breathe in that mountain air! *Breathes in mountain air* *Choke* How *Gag* Refreshing *Cough*
Hiei: *Nods slowly. Starts walking*
Everyone else: *Follows*
Piccolo: ...I wish someone would tell me what the purpose of this little trek is.
El Nino: Operation 006: Code Run like hell. Get the hell as far away from Kurama as mortally possible.
Hiei: There's actually more meaning to it.
Goku: That operation thing sounded pretty clever though. What is this all-important meaning?
Hiei: There be demons afoot! I plan to recruit them and then—
El Nino: Wearing red Scottish kilts and carrying 7 foot swords we will charge and crush the demon kitsune's forces! *Hears animal-like roar in the background* Eek! *Hides behind Goku*
Trunks: ...Is he serious?
Hiei: Only the part about the red kilts and swords and....wait he is right. *Hears rumbling in the distance* El Nino, what did I tell you about the weather disturbances?! Do you WANT him to find us?
Vegeta: *Stops and looks back* They already have.
Hiei: *Looks back* Oh shit.
Youko Kurama: *In a kilt waving a sword being backed up by a mass of demons* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—*Takes a deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! *Cue LOTR music*
Goku: OO!! What in hells name?! *Turns around and Hiei and El Nino are in kilts with giant swords* Dear Kami-sama...
Hiei: MEN! WE MUST CHARGE THE ENEMY!
Vegeta: ...Yeah, uh-huh. Well this has been an odd morning.
Piccolo: Shouldn't we, like, retreat maybe?
Hiei: That works too. Good job Piccolo-san. *Runs*
El Nino: *Runs*
Everyone else: *Shrug then run*
Y. Kurama: THERE! THERE! CHAAAARGE! *Insane laughter*
Hiei: *Stops before he falls off a cliff* WAH!
Goku: *Stops behind him* Whew, glad I—GAH!
Vegeta: *Runs into them and knocks them all over the cliff* WILL YOU WARN ME NEXT TIME YOU STOP LIKE THAT!?! *Stops in mid air*
Goku: *Stops* Wait a sec, Hiei can't fly!
El Nino: *Shoots pass them* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Vegeta: Can he?
Goku: Er, he's a weather condition why shouldn't he?
El Nino: *Floats back up on thunder cloud* Where's Hiei?
Vegeta: You mean you didn't stop him?!
El Nino: ...Was I supposed to?
Goku: ....*Goes to save Hiei*
Vegeta: The good thing is you make him look smart.
El Nino: Is that a bad thing?
Vegeta: *Nods*
Goku: *Floats back up with Hiei* Heh-heh...he had already hit the bottom.
Trunks: *From top of cliff* THE ENEMY HAS ARRIVED!
Vegeta: Oh goodie.
Hiei: *Through a smashed face* Denwemufigtldend! *Translation: Why the hell are you telling me this and not fighting?!*
Trunks: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR—
Y. Kurama: HAHA!
Trunks: *Jumps*
Gohan: *Follows*
Goten: *Jumps over to other side and keeps going* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
El Nino: That IDIOT.
Hiei: *Recovers* New strategy: Save the baka.
(A while later. Arial view. Cue LOTR music again)
Goten: *Comes close to breaking sound barrier* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Y. Kurama: Is that a girl or a boy? Ah well, catch him and make him tell us where the others are!
Hiei & Co: *Less than a yard behind them* RUN GOTEN! RUN FER YER LIIFE!
Goku: Can't we just fly?!
Hiei: Why?
Vegeta: Why do I have to do this? I don't even LIKE that damn brat!
Trunks: He's my best friend!
El Nino: Oh Trunks, stop the façade. We all know he's more than a friend!
Trunks: ...I'm going to kill you.
Hiei: Run damnit! *Trips over stick and keeps sliding*
Goku: *Slows his pace* Man that's gotta hurt.
Y. Kurama: I smell burning flesh behind me...
Goten: *Rounds corner, runs left, fakes right, and turns another corner*
Y. Kurama: *Bangs into a tree*
Goku: *Stops and puts his foot on Hiei* Okay, where did he go?
Hiei: *Stands up and has a giant skid-mark on his face* I couldn't see anything.
Vegeta: Wait I think he went that way...no wait...
Trunks: Let's split up and look for him!
El Nino: I don't remember this being called into Scooby Doo.
Trunks: ...Well I thought it'd be a good idea...
El Nino: You would.
Piccolo: His ki is so high from fear he's forgotten he could just turn around and attack.
Goku: His ki! Ah-ha! He's gone left! *Runs that way*
Hiei: My neck...*Follows*
Vegeta: My back...*Follows*
Gohan: My—
Piccolo: Just run damnit! *He, Gohan, and Trunks take off*
Goten: *Has finally stopped* Whew, lost 'em! What was I running from?
Y. Kurama: *Recovers. Sniffs air* ...They've been here...and I plan to find them!
Demons: YAY!
Y. Kurama: CHAAAAARGE! *Jumps on the back of a large demon and they charge right*
Goten: *Hears rumbling* Aw no, not again! *Prepares to run*
El Nino: Yo Running Deer! Slow up why don't ya!
Goten: Hm?
Goku: *Stops running* See, I told you!
Y. Kurama: AH-HA! THERE YOU ARE! *Sees Hiei and El Nino who are still in their kilts* Hey, only I can parody Braveheart! Just who do you think you are?!
Hiei: I am the true Lord of the Braveheart parody!
Y. Kurama: There's only one Lord of the Braveheart parody...and he does not share power![1]
Hiei: CHARGE!
Vegeta: Oh my Kami...*Everyone else charges*
Y. Kurama: MUH HAHAHA! CHARGE! TAKE NO PRISONERS!
(3 hours later)
Hiei: *Standing on the blood and water soaked battle field* I RULE THE BRAVEHEART PARODY!
Y. Kurama: You can take my power but you will never take my freedom![2]
SSJ3 Goku: *Almost all of his clothes are ripped up* Why the HELL did I agree to this!?
Vegeta: *Fading between going SSJ and getting bitch-smacked* Ah—*slap* he—*smack* dam—*smack*
Gohan: *Being dragged by his ankles* I LIKED THIS SUIT! ARRRRAAA! *Goes Mystic* DIIIE! *Wipes out 28 demons*
Piccolo: *Is nearly limbless* I can't re-grow my arm! *Re grows body parts* Never mind!
Goten: KAME—aw screw it. *Unleashes beam and walks away*
Trunks: *Head-butts someone* WHOO H—*Get's pimp-slapped* ow.
Hiei: This is getting no where. El Nino it's time for a tsunami wave.
El Nino: Okiedokie. In the name of Poseidon I call upon the ocean! HEE HAHAHAHA! *Waves build up in the distance*
Gohan: *Is hit by broad side of a sword* What was that noise?
Goku: Oh no, not another hurricane!
Vegeta: *Sees 90 foot wave* THAT'S NO HURRICANE!
Piccolo: *Eyes get wobbly and mouth waters* Water...
Gohan: (). Piccolo?
Hiei: *Sees wave* AW SHIT! I didn't want it to be that big!
El Nino: Well it's too late now!
Trunks: INCOMING!
Y. Kurama: Aw hell.
(Wave crashes down and basically annihilates anything in its path including Mt. Fuji)
(1 hour later in the Pacific Ocean)
Hiei: *Surfaces* AAAAAHH! EL NINO!
El Nino: *Surfaces* Yes boss?
Hiei: I'm going to kill you!
Goku: *Surfaces* What a sweet wave!
Hiei: _...
Goku: Whaaat?
Vegeta: *Surfaces*
Trunks, Gohan, & Piccolo: *Surface*
Goku: One, two...where's Goten?
Gohan: Wasn't he with you?!
Goku: ...No.
Hiei: I think they KIDNAPPED HIM!
El Nino: Excellent, now we must go save Run Like Mad, how excellent.
Goku: Ack! That silver haired freak kidnapped my son! *Starts swimming*
Everyone else: *Follows*
El Nino: *Floats around* ...Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. *Follows them*
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[1] I twisted a line from the LOTR movie. Its actually: "There's only one Lord of the ring...and he does not share power!" if I remember correctly. Said by Gandalf.
[2] Twisted a line from somewhere.
Well that's all fer this one! Hoped you enjoyed.
DD: Next: Operation 665: Code SAVBAKA
Cell: Review if you must. G'night America