You Know This Is a Bad Idea Right?
HAAH! I have returned baby! YES! MA HAHAHA!
Cell: HAHAHAHA!
DD: MUA HAHAHA *Choke* HAHAHA!
Cell: HAHAHA...Hahaha...okay, that's enough.
Ha...heh-heh...he's right.
DD: *Choke* Haha....yeah.
Well anyway, after doing some research and seeking inspiration from movies and books and songs I have returned with the last of the trilogy! I have GOT to stop doing these...
Cell: Oh and the title from this one is different from the one we said it was going to be because we thought that one sucked. Also, we're making an effort to keep the characters IC just this ONCE cuz we all know the humor is in the OOC.
Yep, but we'll try from now on to keep them so-so IC.
Cell: Okay, just so you know what we're ripping off from, here's what we DON'T own:
The movie "What Price Glory"
Lord of the Rings
Braveheart
The Manchurian Candidate
YYH
DBZ
The Godfather
And if I missed something why don't you go over and read the Disclaimer Song versions 1, 2 and 3 if you REALLY wanna drive the point home.
Well, that's about it except fer one t'ing: WARNING!!!: HIGH ASS Chuckle Factor or at least I think so.
DD: Begin transmission
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Return of the Idiocy
(Scene: Riverbank. Hiei is standing in front of a huge Japanese flag with a green American beret on his head in his Braveheart garb with a 7 foot sword. The Fellowship of the Ring minus Sam, Merry and Pippin is sitting beside the Z-senshi)
Hiei: *Eyes twitches* As you know, we have been at war with Youko Kurama for about....the better part of 2 ½ days and we've been getting crushed at every turn!
El Nino: HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
Hiei: And frankly I'm SICK of it! It's time we get our act together and blow that idiot away with our forces!
Goku: But how?! He has a giant mass of hella-strong demons—
Legolas: And we are only a handful of mismatched beings! How do we hope to stand against that and remain unharmed?!
Hiei: Simple. *Whistles*
Huge pack of orcs: *Come rolling towards them* AYE!
Aragorn: O_O
Hiei: Now wait, before you marvel at my brilliance here's the plan...
(At Y. Kurama's lair)
Y. Kurama: *On a throne of skeletons. Italian accent* Now listen kid. I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
Goten: ...Oookaay and may I ask what that—
Y. Kurama: Silence! Now, your gonna tell me where the others are or your brains are going on the wall.
Goten: I don't know damn you! Don't make me say it again!
Y. Kurama: What are you gonna do about it!?
Goten: I'm gonna whoop you worse than yo mama ever did! *Powers up* YOU SICK FREAK YOU!
Y. Kurama: Oh yeah, I fergot he was half-saiya-jin! Shit.
(Large field. It's around midnight. Every one's running like mad)
Hiei: Now remember the plan!
Aragorn: It's very simple, hard to forget!
Goku: Why, oh WHY did I agree to this?!
El Nino: And to think this all started when I decided I wanted to destroy his house. Ohhhh the pain I got in to!
Vegeta: Stop your carping damnit! The more you talk the less air you have to run—
Legolas: And I don't think any of us want to drag your bodies to this demon's lair!
Frodo: *Being tempted to put on the ring*
El Nino: Damnit, gimme that! *Snatches ring*
Frodo: Hey!
Gimli: I've had...enough of all this running! Can't we stop?!
Hiei: We're almost *smacks into side of huge castle* there.
Frodo: *Stares* Wow.
Piccolo: Well me and Nino will stay out side while you guys storm the place.
Hiei: Right. Everyone, its kilt time.
Everyone else: *Take off their clothes to reveal matching kilts and 7 foot swords* RIGHT!
Piccolo: *Whispers to El Nino* You can thank me later.
El Nino: O.O *Nods*
(Inside the lair)
Y. Kurama: *Mopping the floor with Goten's head* Very good grass hopper but you are no match for Lord Kurama!
Goten: My dad and brother are gonna beat your ASS into the ground!
Y. Kurama: What makes you think THAT?!
Hiei: *Knocks on door then kicks it down* Luuuuuucy I'm hoo-ooome!
Y. Kurama: O_o?? How the hell did YOU get here?!
Trunks: We followed the yellow brick road!
Vegeta: *Slaps his head* I don't know what's gayer, him or me in this skirt.
Goku: And now we're gonna kick your ass DOWN the yellow brick road and in to hell and take back my son!
Y. Kurama: *Takes out sword* If you want him, come and claim him!
Goku: He already has my blood in him! I DO claim him!
Y. Kurama: ...*Cut his arm and spills his blood in Goten's mouth* Now he has my blood in him too!
Aragorn: ...That's just SICK!
Gohan: I am SO going to kill you! *Charges*
Y. Kurama: *Calls demons*
Hiei: *Calls orcs. Battle ensues*
(Outside the castle 1 hour later)
El Nino: Think we should go up there? I mean, it sounds pretty intense...
Piccolo: No way, I'm not getting in the way of a bunch of kilt-wearing lunatics with swords! Let the demons take care of that!
El Nino: You know, I have completely forgotten what we're fighting for!
Piccolo: *Snorts* Hiei started this now let him finish it. We just won't bother to ask.
El Nino: *Nods* You are quite right—*Legolas comes flying out of a 2nd story window* GAH!
Legolas: *Smacks ground hard* Thank the powers that be for immortality...! Ugh...
Piccolo: OO Are you okay—*Goku flies head first of out same window* Oh boy.
Goku: *Lands on top of Legolas* Thanks for breaking my fall.
Legolas: *In massive pain* No...problem...
Piccolo: Goku, what's going on up there?!
Goku: We're getting beat down and shot up...!
Legolas: That demon....is a better...archer....that I am....!
El Nino: No! Well that's excellent.
Goku: Hiei says wait for his signal then create a giant wave...!
El Nino: Again? Isn't he tired of the water works?
Legolas: Just cause an enormous weather disturbance...!
El Nino: Okay but what's the signal—*Hiei comes flying out of a 4th story window* Catch him!
Piccolo: I got 'im! *Hiei lands on top of him* ...told you...
Hiei: Now...!
Piccolo: ...You...heard the man...!
El Nino: Okay! *Chants* I call upon the God of the sea Neptune and your Grecian brother! I, your humble servant command you! send me all your power!
Hiei: *Rumbling is heard in the distance* Woo-woo go Poseidon!
(Inside castle)
Y. Kurama: *Punches Vegeta* What's that rumbling?
Trunks: *Embedded in the wall* I think it's....water?!
Aragorn: That must be...could it be El Nino?!
(Outside everything is dying)
El Nino: *Still chanting. Voice starts echoing loudly* Demeter, hear my cry! Unleash your unending sorrow for your lost daughter! Destroy this land!
Goku: Kami it's actually working! This place is usually so fertile and now it's DEAD! *Vegeta flies of a window*
Vegeta: What's going on?!
El Nino: I call upon the God Zeus! Send down your mighty thunder and strike this land! *Lightning hits the castle and destroys it*
Legolas: Ah...Gimli, Aragorn, Frodo!
El Nino: Oh they're fine. I call upon the lord of the underworld Hades and your Grecian brother! Kill this land!
Goku: Is that such a good idea...? *Dead spirits fly around killing everything in sight*
Piccolo: Uh Nino?
El Nino: Poseidon! Drown this land! Neptune! Bury this land! Demeter! Starve this land! Hades! Kill this land! Pluto! Waste this land! *Fires start, rain pours, heavy snow, hurricane starts, plants and flowers die*
Piccolo: ...This isn't good.
Gimli: *Rises from the rubble and sees the country side* My God! What has happened?!
El Nino: Legolas said cause a massive weather disturbance and I am! HURRICANES! COME TO ME! *Hurricane Andrew wastes the land* AH HAHAHAHA!
Legolas: 8Gets up* Well I didn't know you were going to DESTROY the planet—YAH! *Get's swept away*
Everyone else: *Rise up from ground/rubble*
Goku: El Nino! Stop this!
El Nino: I can't, you have to let it take it's course!
Vegeta: This is insane!
El Nino: *Lightning cracks in the background* TSUNAMI! COME TO ME! *Waves crash and rise from the ocean*
Normal Kurama: I GIVE! I GIVE!!
El Nino: Hey, that means we won!
Aragorn: But at what price!?
El Nino: A little water, a little rain, the occasional earth quake.
Piccolo: You call this a LITTLE!? *Ground cracks underneath him* DAMN YOU! *Falls in to ground*
Gohan: Piccolo! *F5 tornado starts up* Oh my LORD!
(In the Spirit World)
Koenma: What in the world is up with that weather?! I didn't see any tornados in the forecast!!
(On Earth)
Hiei: EL NINO YOU FREAKING MORON!!
El Nino: You asked for a massive weather disturbance and you got one!
Aragorn: *Gets hit with debris* This is TOO massive!!
Frodo: How long is it going to take for it pass?!
El Nino: Er, half a year or so!
Trunks: ARRRG! ALL THIS TO SAVE GOTEN!!
Goten: Well I was just fine until you came!
Trunks: ...I LOVE YOU MAN!
Goten: *Socks him*
Goku: We've got to get out of here! If we stay in the eye any longer we'll all be killed!
Kurama: How far does this thing reach?!
El Nino: Every where of course!
Kurama: SHIT! THIS IS WORSE THAN NEW YEARS!
Hiei: I must agree! *F5 tornado reaches them* SHIT I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! *tornado sweeps them all away*
(Three hours later in Florida. Famine to the north and tornado to the south)
Goku: *Wakes up* Oh Kami was it all a dream?
Aragorn: Nooo...
Goku: Damnit...
Hiei: Oh my head!
El Nino: This is awesome...!
Legolas: *F2 tornado drops him* Welcome to Florida home of the Orange Tree...
Gimli: *Rolls to a stop beside Frodo* ...
Hiei: El Nino when this is over I WILL kill you.
El Nino: Okay but please make it quick.
Frodo: Hey, where's the ring?
El Nino: I think I lost it somewhere back in Russia...
Fellowship: You WHAAAAAAAT?!
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And there you have it, the end of the trilogy
Hiei-tachi-2
Y. Kurama-1
Cell: Next: Amnesia
Hope you liked this! It took 4 days to think of!
DD: Review!
HAAH! I have returned baby! YES! MA HAHAHA!
Cell: HAHAHAHA!
DD: MUA HAHAHA *Choke* HAHAHA!
Cell: HAHAHA...Hahaha...okay, that's enough.
Ha...heh-heh...he's right.
DD: *Choke* Haha....yeah.
Well anyway, after doing some research and seeking inspiration from movies and books and songs I have returned with the last of the trilogy! I have GOT to stop doing these...
Cell: Oh and the title from this one is different from the one we said it was going to be because we thought that one sucked. Also, we're making an effort to keep the characters IC just this ONCE cuz we all know the humor is in the OOC.
Yep, but we'll try from now on to keep them so-so IC.
Cell: Okay, just so you know what we're ripping off from, here's what we DON'T own:
The movie "What Price Glory"
Lord of the Rings
Braveheart
The Manchurian Candidate
YYH
DBZ
The Godfather
And if I missed something why don't you go over and read the Disclaimer Song versions 1, 2 and 3 if you REALLY wanna drive the point home.
Well, that's about it except fer one t'ing: WARNING!!!: HIGH ASS Chuckle Factor or at least I think so.
DD: Begin transmission
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Return of the Idiocy
(Scene: Riverbank. Hiei is standing in front of a huge Japanese flag with a green American beret on his head in his Braveheart garb with a 7 foot sword. The Fellowship of the Ring minus Sam, Merry and Pippin is sitting beside the Z-senshi)
Hiei: *Eyes twitches* As you know, we have been at war with Youko Kurama for about....the better part of 2 ½ days and we've been getting crushed at every turn!
El Nino: HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
Hiei: And frankly I'm SICK of it! It's time we get our act together and blow that idiot away with our forces!
Goku: But how?! He has a giant mass of hella-strong demons—
Legolas: And we are only a handful of mismatched beings! How do we hope to stand against that and remain unharmed?!
Hiei: Simple. *Whistles*
Huge pack of orcs: *Come rolling towards them* AYE!
Aragorn: O_O
Hiei: Now wait, before you marvel at my brilliance here's the plan...
(At Y. Kurama's lair)
Y. Kurama: *On a throne of skeletons. Italian accent* Now listen kid. I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
Goten: ...Oookaay and may I ask what that—
Y. Kurama: Silence! Now, your gonna tell me where the others are or your brains are going on the wall.
Goten: I don't know damn you! Don't make me say it again!
Y. Kurama: What are you gonna do about it!?
Goten: I'm gonna whoop you worse than yo mama ever did! *Powers up* YOU SICK FREAK YOU!
Y. Kurama: Oh yeah, I fergot he was half-saiya-jin! Shit.
(Large field. It's around midnight. Every one's running like mad)
Hiei: Now remember the plan!
Aragorn: It's very simple, hard to forget!
Goku: Why, oh WHY did I agree to this?!
El Nino: And to think this all started when I decided I wanted to destroy his house. Ohhhh the pain I got in to!
Vegeta: Stop your carping damnit! The more you talk the less air you have to run—
Legolas: And I don't think any of us want to drag your bodies to this demon's lair!
Frodo: *Being tempted to put on the ring*
El Nino: Damnit, gimme that! *Snatches ring*
Frodo: Hey!
Gimli: I've had...enough of all this running! Can't we stop?!
Hiei: We're almost *smacks into side of huge castle* there.
Frodo: *Stares* Wow.
Piccolo: Well me and Nino will stay out side while you guys storm the place.
Hiei: Right. Everyone, its kilt time.
Everyone else: *Take off their clothes to reveal matching kilts and 7 foot swords* RIGHT!
Piccolo: *Whispers to El Nino* You can thank me later.
El Nino: O.O *Nods*
(Inside the lair)
Y. Kurama: *Mopping the floor with Goten's head* Very good grass hopper but you are no match for Lord Kurama!
Goten: My dad and brother are gonna beat your ASS into the ground!
Y. Kurama: What makes you think THAT?!
Hiei: *Knocks on door then kicks it down* Luuuuuucy I'm hoo-ooome!
Y. Kurama: O_o?? How the hell did YOU get here?!
Trunks: We followed the yellow brick road!
Vegeta: *Slaps his head* I don't know what's gayer, him or me in this skirt.
Goku: And now we're gonna kick your ass DOWN the yellow brick road and in to hell and take back my son!
Y. Kurama: *Takes out sword* If you want him, come and claim him!
Goku: He already has my blood in him! I DO claim him!
Y. Kurama: ...*Cut his arm and spills his blood in Goten's mouth* Now he has my blood in him too!
Aragorn: ...That's just SICK!
Gohan: I am SO going to kill you! *Charges*
Y. Kurama: *Calls demons*
Hiei: *Calls orcs. Battle ensues*
(Outside the castle 1 hour later)
El Nino: Think we should go up there? I mean, it sounds pretty intense...
Piccolo: No way, I'm not getting in the way of a bunch of kilt-wearing lunatics with swords! Let the demons take care of that!
El Nino: You know, I have completely forgotten what we're fighting for!
Piccolo: *Snorts* Hiei started this now let him finish it. We just won't bother to ask.
El Nino: *Nods* You are quite right—*Legolas comes flying out of a 2nd story window* GAH!
Legolas: *Smacks ground hard* Thank the powers that be for immortality...! Ugh...
Piccolo: OO Are you okay—*Goku flies head first of out same window* Oh boy.
Goku: *Lands on top of Legolas* Thanks for breaking my fall.
Legolas: *In massive pain* No...problem...
Piccolo: Goku, what's going on up there?!
Goku: We're getting beat down and shot up...!
Legolas: That demon....is a better...archer....that I am....!
El Nino: No! Well that's excellent.
Goku: Hiei says wait for his signal then create a giant wave...!
El Nino: Again? Isn't he tired of the water works?
Legolas: Just cause an enormous weather disturbance...!
El Nino: Okay but what's the signal—*Hiei comes flying out of a 4th story window* Catch him!
Piccolo: I got 'im! *Hiei lands on top of him* ...told you...
Hiei: Now...!
Piccolo: ...You...heard the man...!
El Nino: Okay! *Chants* I call upon the God of the sea Neptune and your Grecian brother! I, your humble servant command you! send me all your power!
Hiei: *Rumbling is heard in the distance* Woo-woo go Poseidon!
(Inside castle)
Y. Kurama: *Punches Vegeta* What's that rumbling?
Trunks: *Embedded in the wall* I think it's....water?!
Aragorn: That must be...could it be El Nino?!
(Outside everything is dying)
El Nino: *Still chanting. Voice starts echoing loudly* Demeter, hear my cry! Unleash your unending sorrow for your lost daughter! Destroy this land!
Goku: Kami it's actually working! This place is usually so fertile and now it's DEAD! *Vegeta flies of a window*
Vegeta: What's going on?!
El Nino: I call upon the God Zeus! Send down your mighty thunder and strike this land! *Lightning hits the castle and destroys it*
Legolas: Ah...Gimli, Aragorn, Frodo!
El Nino: Oh they're fine. I call upon the lord of the underworld Hades and your Grecian brother! Kill this land!
Goku: Is that such a good idea...? *Dead spirits fly around killing everything in sight*
Piccolo: Uh Nino?
El Nino: Poseidon! Drown this land! Neptune! Bury this land! Demeter! Starve this land! Hades! Kill this land! Pluto! Waste this land! *Fires start, rain pours, heavy snow, hurricane starts, plants and flowers die*
Piccolo: ...This isn't good.
Gimli: *Rises from the rubble and sees the country side* My God! What has happened?!
El Nino: Legolas said cause a massive weather disturbance and I am! HURRICANES! COME TO ME! *Hurricane Andrew wastes the land* AH HAHAHAHA!
Legolas: 8Gets up* Well I didn't know you were going to DESTROY the planet—YAH! *Get's swept away*
Everyone else: *Rise up from ground/rubble*
Goku: El Nino! Stop this!
El Nino: I can't, you have to let it take it's course!
Vegeta: This is insane!
El Nino: *Lightning cracks in the background* TSUNAMI! COME TO ME! *Waves crash and rise from the ocean*
Normal Kurama: I GIVE! I GIVE!!
El Nino: Hey, that means we won!
Aragorn: But at what price!?
El Nino: A little water, a little rain, the occasional earth quake.
Piccolo: You call this a LITTLE!? *Ground cracks underneath him* DAMN YOU! *Falls in to ground*
Gohan: Piccolo! *F5 tornado starts up* Oh my LORD!
(In the Spirit World)
Koenma: What in the world is up with that weather?! I didn't see any tornados in the forecast!!
(On Earth)
Hiei: EL NINO YOU FREAKING MORON!!
El Nino: You asked for a massive weather disturbance and you got one!
Aragorn: *Gets hit with debris* This is TOO massive!!
Frodo: How long is it going to take for it pass?!
El Nino: Er, half a year or so!
Trunks: ARRRG! ALL THIS TO SAVE GOTEN!!
Goten: Well I was just fine until you came!
Trunks: ...I LOVE YOU MAN!
Goten: *Socks him*
Goku: We've got to get out of here! If we stay in the eye any longer we'll all be killed!
Kurama: How far does this thing reach?!
El Nino: Every where of course!
Kurama: SHIT! THIS IS WORSE THAN NEW YEARS!
Hiei: I must agree! *F5 tornado reaches them* SHIT I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! *tornado sweeps them all away*
(Three hours later in Florida. Famine to the north and tornado to the south)
Goku: *Wakes up* Oh Kami was it all a dream?
Aragorn: Nooo...
Goku: Damnit...
Hiei: Oh my head!
El Nino: This is awesome...!
Legolas: *F2 tornado drops him* Welcome to Florida home of the Orange Tree...
Gimli: *Rolls to a stop beside Frodo* ...
Hiei: El Nino when this is over I WILL kill you.
El Nino: Okay but please make it quick.
Frodo: Hey, where's the ring?
El Nino: I think I lost it somewhere back in Russia...
Fellowship: You WHAAAAAAAT?!
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And there you have it, the end of the trilogy
Hiei-tachi-2
Y. Kurama-1
Cell: Next: Amnesia
Hope you liked this! It took 4 days to think of!
DD: Review!