You Know This Is A Bad Idea Right?
Ahh......haven't updated in a while have I?
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Angelfish Smile
Android 71
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Amnesia
(Kurama's house January 21. The Russian military has taken over China, Japan, Europe and Australia. There's a tornado to the south and snow and lighting to the east. El Nino and Hiei are playing catch with Hurricane Andrew[1])
Hiei: *Hits ball* Damn tornados. They're becoming more frequent.
Andrew: *Hits ball* We've had 12 today! I wanna cause more hurricanes!
El Nino: *Hits ball* Shut up, you've had your fun. By the way, I made this all possible.
Hiei: *Hits ball* Yeah, you made this AAAAAALL possible. And thanks to you the Soviet Union has been reborn and is now declaring world domination.
Andrew: *Hits ball* *Sarcasm* Thank you Nino.
El Nino: *Catches ball* -_-;; Shut up. *F4 tornado rips up the street*
Hiei: Great, ANOTHER tornado. Damn you Nino!
El Nino: Shut UP! *Throws, no LAUNCHES BALL LIKE A MISSLE at Hiei's head*
Hiei: *Gets whacked and is sent a few miles back*
Andrew: Hiei! Nino, you idiot! You may be the God of weather but I date your sister!
El Nino: So?! I rule the fooked up weather! I will de-spell, re-spell this planet and—
Andrew: Stuff it Nino. I think Hiei's hurt. *Goes over to him* Hiei? Can ya hear me buddy?
Hiei: *Groans* Ohh where am I?
El Nino: *Leans over him* Yer with us! Sorry I hit ya.
Hiei: *Blinks* Who...are you two? Why are you leaning over me like that?!
Andrew: C'mon, whaddya mean? You know us!
Hiei: ...I do?
El Nino: You mean...you don't know who I AM?!
Hiei: No...should I? Are you my friend?
El Nino: *Pulls Andrew over* Oh my ZEUS!
Andrew: What's wrong with him?
El Nino: He has AMNESIAAAAAAAA! Kurama is gonna KILL me!
Andrew: Amnesia?! *Punches El Nino* Great goin bone-head!!!!
El Nino: I didn't know he'd get damned amnesia!!
Hiei: *Whimpers*
El Nino: *Goes over and picks Hiei up* Don't worry little guy! I'll restore yer memory!
Hiei: Uh okay.
Andrew: Wait a second! If Kurama-san finds out we're DEAD!
El Nino: ...We're IMMORTAL! We don't die!
Andrew: Well we'll be in a world of hurt then.
El Nino: Good point. To the basement! *Goes down into basement*
Andrew: Hah and they think those things can save them from my wrath! Hmm...*looks around. Cackles* *Begins chanting* By the power of Poseidon and Zeus I beckon thee—
El Nino: *From basement* ANDREW!
Andrew: *Stops and snaps fingers* Damn it all. *Goes into basement*
(Top level of house)
Kurama: *Watching the news* So...the Russians have finally taken over North America. I knew it! Well damn, there goes the neighborhood...or should I say the planet?
(Basement)
Andrew: So...what do we do now?
Hiei: *Sitting on a stool. Blinks*
El Nino: He's kinda cute this way. He's not acting all obnoxious and stuff—
Andrew: I wonder if we could get Minerva down here.
El Nino: Minerva? Why?
Hiei: Who's Minerva?
El Nino: She's the Goddess of Wisdom!
Hiei: Oh.
Andrew: Call her. I think she may restore his memory!
El Nino: Okay. MINER-VAAAAAA!!!
Andrew: *Closes ears* AHH MY EARS!
Minerva: *Drops out of sky* Who summons me?
El Nino: Uh h-hello there Nerva-chan...
Minerva: Oh, it's you. What do you want?
Andrew: Our friend over here lost his memory. Can you help him?
Minerva: Maybe. Let me see. *Places her hands on Hiei's head*
Hiei: What's she doing?
El Nino: Just stay calm buddy! *Sobs* MY BUDDY DOESN'T REMEMBER ME!
Kurama: *From upstairs* Nino, is that you?
El Nino: Uh, um, Kurama! Don't come down here!
Kurama: Why?
El Nino: Because uh—
Andrew: We're having a threesome!
Kurama: ......................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! NO ONE TOUCHES MY HIEI!
Andrew: I'M JOKING!
Kurama: ARRG! *Kicks door down*
El Nino: Aw shit. Minerva! Hurry!
Minerva: I'm trying! *Blue glow surrounds her and Hiei*
Kurama: AH-HA! GET YOUR FILTHY...IMMORTAL HANDS OFF HIM!
Minerva: *Blue glow disappears* Ugh, I could only restore most of his memory.
Kurama: Memo—*Gets tackled by Andrew*
El Nino: How much?! *Andrew and Kurama cat-fight in the background*
Minerva: Oh, how to read, write, how to use his Jagen and things like that.
El Nino: Damn. Well thanks anyway.
Minerva: *Bows and disappears*
El Nino: *Turns to Andrew & Kurama* FIGHT! FIGHT ANDY!
Andrew: *Scratches Kurama's face* DAMNIT! *Gets slashed back* OUCH!
El Nino: *Breaks them up* Kurama, let me explain—
Kurama: AHHH!
El Nino: HIEI HAS AMNESIA!
Kurama: *Stops struggling* He WHAT?!
Hiei: I wha? Where the hell am I anyway?! And who are you three?!
Kurama: You mean you don't remember me?!
Hiei: *Squints* You look familiar...
Kurama: ...*Eyes get wobbly. Glomps him and sobs* NAAAAAAHH! MY DARLING HIEI DOESN'T REMEMBER MEEEEEE! *Tackles El Nino* I DON'T KNOW HOW YAS DUN IT BUT I KNOW YAS DUN IIIIT! *Strangles him*
Hiei & Andrew: ...*blink. Blink. Blink.*
El Nino: *Choke* Wait a second *gasp* we can *gargle* fix this! *cough*
Kurama: *Drops him* HOW!?
El Nino: *Coughs* Well, I know many, many Gods and maybe they could help him!
Kurama: ...Oh really? What can your Spanish Gods do for my Hiei?
El Nino: Spanish Gods? What are you talkin about? I mean Roman and Grecian Gods!
Kurama: But—
Andrew: Well Minerva's out so that mean's Athena is too. Who else is there?
El Nino: Pluto?
Andrew: ...Why?!
El Nino: *Shrugs*
Andrew: ...Hmm...*Snaps fingers* I KNOW! Chronos!
El Nino: Saturn? What can he do?
Andrew: The best he can.
Hiei: ...I'm in the dark...
Kurama: Isn't he the god of time?
El Nino: Duh. *Claps his hands twice* I call upon thee, oh mighty Chronos! Serve your most loyal servant! Amen. *Claps thrice*
Chronos: *Drops out of the sky* Who dare summons the God of time? The very person that can make you finish that test you DIDN'T study for or postpone it FOREVER?
El Nino & Andrew: *Get on the floor and bow* Kurama! Bow you idiot!
Kurama: *Surprised* Er, uh...*Shrugs and bows*
Hiei: O_o?!
El Nino: Er hey C-sama! You're looking much younger today!
Chronos: ...
El Nino: ...Uh right. My Lord, we have a problem!
Chronos: Yeah, I figured that much. What is it?
Andrew: Well the Russians have taken over—
El Nino: *Smacks him* Our friend has amnesia!
Chronos: The red-head?
El Nino: No the short guy back there!
Chronos: ...What short guy?
Andrew: *Looks back* Oh my gosh he's gone!
El Nino: What?!
(Living room)
Hiei: What's a Russian and why are they taking over North Africa? Hmm...interesting.
El Nino: *Comes out of basement* Hiei, what the hell are you doing!?
Hiei: Nuthin.
El Nino: ...Hiei?
Hiei: Yes?
El Nino: Hey, I think he has his memory back!
Hiei: Possibly.
El Nino: Hey, Hiei! Who am I?
Hiei: Dead. *Shifts arm*
El Nino: What? *Notices Hiei has rammed his sword through his stomach* ...Ah shit. *Tumbles over*
Kurama: *Comes from basement. Sees Nino* Nino! Oh my GOD!
Chronos: You called? *Sees Nino* What happened here?
Hiei: *Moves*
Kurama: Huh? *Sees Andrew who is bleeding* ...Dear Kami.
Andrew: ...*Looks down. Has been stabbed in the nuts* Oh he's good. *Falls over*
Kurama: ...Chronos can you restore his memory?!
Chronos: Sure.
Kurama: Good. Stay right there.
Hiei: What do you want?
Kurama: *Takes out the Rose Whip. Cracks it* RAWHIDE TIME BITCH! *Jumps. Fight ensues*
(2 hours later)
Chronos: O_O!!!
Kurama: *Dragging Hiei up and down the stairs* GIVE!?!
Hiei: Never!!
Kurama: *Throws him down stairs* I don't wanna hurt you man but I WILL kill you!
Hiei: *Lying in a broken heap at the bottom of the stairs* I...give...up...
Kurama: Excellent! Chronos, please help him!
Chronos: *Kicks Andrew and Nino* Wake up you bums.
El Nino: *Groans* Owwww...that little bastard I'll get him!
Andrew: ...Chronos, are you gonna help our friend?
Chronos: Yes I am, but I need you two. I will send you back in time and you must prevent yourselves from giving Hiei amnesia.
Kurama: Oooh cool! Time travel!
El Nino: Uh okiedokie.
(Chronos twirls his staff over his head and sparks come out. He then whacks Nino and Andrew over the head and knocks them out and they go back in time)
(A few hours earlier)
El Nino: Whoa, look it's me! I look so handsome.
Past El Nino: *Catches ball* -_-;; Shut up. *F4 tornado rips up the street*
Andrew: Nino, we've gotta stop you from whacking Hiei!
Past Hiei: Great, ANOTHER tornado. Damn you Nino!
Past El Nino: Shut UP! *Launches balls*
(Slo-motion)
El Nino: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! *Throws himself in front of ball*
Andrew: NNNIIIIINNNOOOOO!!
El Nino: *Body goes spiraling and hits side of house* GGGAAAAHH!
(End Slo-motion)
El Nino: *Hits house* GAAAAAH!
Andrew: Nino! Are you okay?!
Nino: ...nooo...
(Back in the present)
Hiei: *Wakes up* Ouch...
Kurama: Hiei?!
Hiei: Kurama why am I bleeding like the Ebola?!
Kurama: MY DARLING HIEI! *Glomps him*
Chronos: I'd say it's time for those two idiots to come back. *Kicks Andrew & Nino* Wake up you morons.
Andrew: *Groans*
El Nino: *Wakes up* Mommy I dun wanna go to school...
Chronos: You twits. *Vanishes*
Andrew: *Wakes up* Did Hiei get his memory back?
Hiei: When did I loose it?
El Nino: Long story—
TV News Reporter: *Frantic* THIS JUST IN! THE SOVIET UNION NOW HAS CONTROL OF ALL OF SOUTH AMERICA AND ARE STORMING THE KYOTO REGION OF JAPAN AND SOUTHERN AFRICA!
El Nino: O.O Don't we live in Kyoto?!
Kurama: Actually no.
El Nino: Oh...
Andrew: Some one has to stop this!
Hiei: They have that damn ring, they're unstoppable!
Andrew: Oh really?! *Chants* For Kyoto I call upon the god of the sea Poseidon! Drown that land!
TVNR: THIS ALSO JUST IN! A SUDDEN HURRICANE HAS WASHED AWAY MOST OF THE RUSSIAN ARMY! THIS IS MADNESS!
Hiei: ...Wow. Now to undo El Nino's curse...
El Nino: There's no undoing that...let it take its—*F4 tornado rips the house from under they're feet* course.
Kurama: ...Excellent. Now we have unstoppable Russian forces to deal with and the Curse de El Nino.
El Nino: Heh-heh...
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[1] It hits Florida every so often. He'll appear quite a bit from now on. One of El Nino's weather condition-friends. Just imagine Gohan from DBZ with red hair and no pupils and a few feet taller.
And that's it! Hope you enjoyed!
DD: Next: Kurama VS the Soviet Union
Cell: As you can tell that one's gonna be mainly centered around Kurama. Review
Ahh......haven't updated in a while have I?
DD: Been too busy.
Cell: Quick plugs: Fanfic: BWL Club, Willing Slave
Author(ess): YaoiPimp
Angelfish Smile
Android 71
And that's our quick plug moment!
DD: Because we are so charitable and virtuous!
Cell: *Mumbles* And retarded.
*Thwacks him* AND THANKS TO ALL WHO REVIEWED!!!!
Cell: *Claps*
DD: We love you man!
Trunks: *Nods* Wait, that's my line!
DD: *Smacks him* Shush up child.
WE LOVE REVIEWS! GO CHECK OUT THE PLUGS! READ THE FIC!
DD: Calm down! Just start!
Bah okay, okay.
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Amnesia
(Kurama's house January 21. The Russian military has taken over China, Japan, Europe and Australia. There's a tornado to the south and snow and lighting to the east. El Nino and Hiei are playing catch with Hurricane Andrew[1])
Hiei: *Hits ball* Damn tornados. They're becoming more frequent.
Andrew: *Hits ball* We've had 12 today! I wanna cause more hurricanes!
El Nino: *Hits ball* Shut up, you've had your fun. By the way, I made this all possible.
Hiei: *Hits ball* Yeah, you made this AAAAAALL possible. And thanks to you the Soviet Union has been reborn and is now declaring world domination.
Andrew: *Hits ball* *Sarcasm* Thank you Nino.
El Nino: *Catches ball* -_-;; Shut up. *F4 tornado rips up the street*
Hiei: Great, ANOTHER tornado. Damn you Nino!
El Nino: Shut UP! *Throws, no LAUNCHES BALL LIKE A MISSLE at Hiei's head*
Hiei: *Gets whacked and is sent a few miles back*
Andrew: Hiei! Nino, you idiot! You may be the God of weather but I date your sister!
El Nino: So?! I rule the fooked up weather! I will de-spell, re-spell this planet and—
Andrew: Stuff it Nino. I think Hiei's hurt. *Goes over to him* Hiei? Can ya hear me buddy?
Hiei: *Groans* Ohh where am I?
El Nino: *Leans over him* Yer with us! Sorry I hit ya.
Hiei: *Blinks* Who...are you two? Why are you leaning over me like that?!
Andrew: C'mon, whaddya mean? You know us!
Hiei: ...I do?
El Nino: You mean...you don't know who I AM?!
Hiei: No...should I? Are you my friend?
El Nino: *Pulls Andrew over* Oh my ZEUS!
Andrew: What's wrong with him?
El Nino: He has AMNESIAAAAAAAA! Kurama is gonna KILL me!
Andrew: Amnesia?! *Punches El Nino* Great goin bone-head!!!!
El Nino: I didn't know he'd get damned amnesia!!
Hiei: *Whimpers*
El Nino: *Goes over and picks Hiei up* Don't worry little guy! I'll restore yer memory!
Hiei: Uh okay.
Andrew: Wait a second! If Kurama-san finds out we're DEAD!
El Nino: ...We're IMMORTAL! We don't die!
Andrew: Well we'll be in a world of hurt then.
El Nino: Good point. To the basement! *Goes down into basement*
Andrew: Hah and they think those things can save them from my wrath! Hmm...*looks around. Cackles* *Begins chanting* By the power of Poseidon and Zeus I beckon thee—
El Nino: *From basement* ANDREW!
Andrew: *Stops and snaps fingers* Damn it all. *Goes into basement*
(Top level of house)
Kurama: *Watching the news* So...the Russians have finally taken over North America. I knew it! Well damn, there goes the neighborhood...or should I say the planet?
(Basement)
Andrew: So...what do we do now?
Hiei: *Sitting on a stool. Blinks*
El Nino: He's kinda cute this way. He's not acting all obnoxious and stuff—
Andrew: I wonder if we could get Minerva down here.
El Nino: Minerva? Why?
Hiei: Who's Minerva?
El Nino: She's the Goddess of Wisdom!
Hiei: Oh.
Andrew: Call her. I think she may restore his memory!
El Nino: Okay. MINER-VAAAAAA!!!
Andrew: *Closes ears* AHH MY EARS!
Minerva: *Drops out of sky* Who summons me?
El Nino: Uh h-hello there Nerva-chan...
Minerva: Oh, it's you. What do you want?
Andrew: Our friend over here lost his memory. Can you help him?
Minerva: Maybe. Let me see. *Places her hands on Hiei's head*
Hiei: What's she doing?
El Nino: Just stay calm buddy! *Sobs* MY BUDDY DOESN'T REMEMBER ME!
Kurama: *From upstairs* Nino, is that you?
El Nino: Uh, um, Kurama! Don't come down here!
Kurama: Why?
El Nino: Because uh—
Andrew: We're having a threesome!
Kurama: ......................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! NO ONE TOUCHES MY HIEI!
Andrew: I'M JOKING!
Kurama: ARRG! *Kicks door down*
El Nino: Aw shit. Minerva! Hurry!
Minerva: I'm trying! *Blue glow surrounds her and Hiei*
Kurama: AH-HA! GET YOUR FILTHY...IMMORTAL HANDS OFF HIM!
Minerva: *Blue glow disappears* Ugh, I could only restore most of his memory.
Kurama: Memo—*Gets tackled by Andrew*
El Nino: How much?! *Andrew and Kurama cat-fight in the background*
Minerva: Oh, how to read, write, how to use his Jagen and things like that.
El Nino: Damn. Well thanks anyway.
Minerva: *Bows and disappears*
El Nino: *Turns to Andrew & Kurama* FIGHT! FIGHT ANDY!
Andrew: *Scratches Kurama's face* DAMNIT! *Gets slashed back* OUCH!
El Nino: *Breaks them up* Kurama, let me explain—
Kurama: AHHH!
El Nino: HIEI HAS AMNESIA!
Kurama: *Stops struggling* He WHAT?!
Hiei: I wha? Where the hell am I anyway?! And who are you three?!
Kurama: You mean you don't remember me?!
Hiei: *Squints* You look familiar...
Kurama: ...*Eyes get wobbly. Glomps him and sobs* NAAAAAAHH! MY DARLING HIEI DOESN'T REMEMBER MEEEEEE! *Tackles El Nino* I DON'T KNOW HOW YAS DUN IT BUT I KNOW YAS DUN IIIIT! *Strangles him*
Hiei & Andrew: ...*blink. Blink. Blink.*
El Nino: *Choke* Wait a second *gasp* we can *gargle* fix this! *cough*
Kurama: *Drops him* HOW!?
El Nino: *Coughs* Well, I know many, many Gods and maybe they could help him!
Kurama: ...Oh really? What can your Spanish Gods do for my Hiei?
El Nino: Spanish Gods? What are you talkin about? I mean Roman and Grecian Gods!
Kurama: But—
Andrew: Well Minerva's out so that mean's Athena is too. Who else is there?
El Nino: Pluto?
Andrew: ...Why?!
El Nino: *Shrugs*
Andrew: ...Hmm...*Snaps fingers* I KNOW! Chronos!
El Nino: Saturn? What can he do?
Andrew: The best he can.
Hiei: ...I'm in the dark...
Kurama: Isn't he the god of time?
El Nino: Duh. *Claps his hands twice* I call upon thee, oh mighty Chronos! Serve your most loyal servant! Amen. *Claps thrice*
Chronos: *Drops out of the sky* Who dare summons the God of time? The very person that can make you finish that test you DIDN'T study for or postpone it FOREVER?
El Nino & Andrew: *Get on the floor and bow* Kurama! Bow you idiot!
Kurama: *Surprised* Er, uh...*Shrugs and bows*
Hiei: O_o?!
El Nino: Er hey C-sama! You're looking much younger today!
Chronos: ...
El Nino: ...Uh right. My Lord, we have a problem!
Chronos: Yeah, I figured that much. What is it?
Andrew: Well the Russians have taken over—
El Nino: *Smacks him* Our friend has amnesia!
Chronos: The red-head?
El Nino: No the short guy back there!
Chronos: ...What short guy?
Andrew: *Looks back* Oh my gosh he's gone!
El Nino: What?!
(Living room)
Hiei: What's a Russian and why are they taking over North Africa? Hmm...interesting.
El Nino: *Comes out of basement* Hiei, what the hell are you doing!?
Hiei: Nuthin.
El Nino: ...Hiei?
Hiei: Yes?
El Nino: Hey, I think he has his memory back!
Hiei: Possibly.
El Nino: Hey, Hiei! Who am I?
Hiei: Dead. *Shifts arm*
El Nino: What? *Notices Hiei has rammed his sword through his stomach* ...Ah shit. *Tumbles over*
Kurama: *Comes from basement. Sees Nino* Nino! Oh my GOD!
Chronos: You called? *Sees Nino* What happened here?
Hiei: *Moves*
Kurama: Huh? *Sees Andrew who is bleeding* ...Dear Kami.
Andrew: ...*Looks down. Has been stabbed in the nuts* Oh he's good. *Falls over*
Kurama: ...Chronos can you restore his memory?!
Chronos: Sure.
Kurama: Good. Stay right there.
Hiei: What do you want?
Kurama: *Takes out the Rose Whip. Cracks it* RAWHIDE TIME BITCH! *Jumps. Fight ensues*
(2 hours later)
Chronos: O_O!!!
Kurama: *Dragging Hiei up and down the stairs* GIVE!?!
Hiei: Never!!
Kurama: *Throws him down stairs* I don't wanna hurt you man but I WILL kill you!
Hiei: *Lying in a broken heap at the bottom of the stairs* I...give...up...
Kurama: Excellent! Chronos, please help him!
Chronos: *Kicks Andrew and Nino* Wake up you bums.
El Nino: *Groans* Owwww...that little bastard I'll get him!
Andrew: ...Chronos, are you gonna help our friend?
Chronos: Yes I am, but I need you two. I will send you back in time and you must prevent yourselves from giving Hiei amnesia.
Kurama: Oooh cool! Time travel!
El Nino: Uh okiedokie.
(Chronos twirls his staff over his head and sparks come out. He then whacks Nino and Andrew over the head and knocks them out and they go back in time)
(A few hours earlier)
El Nino: Whoa, look it's me! I look so handsome.
Past El Nino: *Catches ball* -_-;; Shut up. *F4 tornado rips up the street*
Andrew: Nino, we've gotta stop you from whacking Hiei!
Past Hiei: Great, ANOTHER tornado. Damn you Nino!
Past El Nino: Shut UP! *Launches balls*
(Slo-motion)
El Nino: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! *Throws himself in front of ball*
Andrew: NNNIIIIINNNOOOOO!!
El Nino: *Body goes spiraling and hits side of house* GGGAAAAHH!
(End Slo-motion)
El Nino: *Hits house* GAAAAAH!
Andrew: Nino! Are you okay?!
Nino: ...nooo...
(Back in the present)
Hiei: *Wakes up* Ouch...
Kurama: Hiei?!
Hiei: Kurama why am I bleeding like the Ebola?!
Kurama: MY DARLING HIEI! *Glomps him*
Chronos: I'd say it's time for those two idiots to come back. *Kicks Andrew & Nino* Wake up you morons.
Andrew: *Groans*
El Nino: *Wakes up* Mommy I dun wanna go to school...
Chronos: You twits. *Vanishes*
Andrew: *Wakes up* Did Hiei get his memory back?
Hiei: When did I loose it?
El Nino: Long story—
TV News Reporter: *Frantic* THIS JUST IN! THE SOVIET UNION NOW HAS CONTROL OF ALL OF SOUTH AMERICA AND ARE STORMING THE KYOTO REGION OF JAPAN AND SOUTHERN AFRICA!
El Nino: O.O Don't we live in Kyoto?!
Kurama: Actually no.
El Nino: Oh...
Andrew: Some one has to stop this!
Hiei: They have that damn ring, they're unstoppable!
Andrew: Oh really?! *Chants* For Kyoto I call upon the god of the sea Poseidon! Drown that land!
TVNR: THIS ALSO JUST IN! A SUDDEN HURRICANE HAS WASHED AWAY MOST OF THE RUSSIAN ARMY! THIS IS MADNESS!
Hiei: ...Wow. Now to undo El Nino's curse...
El Nino: There's no undoing that...let it take its—*F4 tornado rips the house from under they're feet* course.
Kurama: ...Excellent. Now we have unstoppable Russian forces to deal with and the Curse de El Nino.
El Nino: Heh-heh...
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[1] It hits Florida every so often. He'll appear quite a bit from now on. One of El Nino's weather condition-friends. Just imagine Gohan from DBZ with red hair and no pupils and a few feet taller.
And that's it! Hope you enjoyed!
DD: Next: Kurama VS the Soviet Union
Cell: As you can tell that one's gonna be mainly centered around Kurama. Review