You Know This Is A Bad Idea Right?
Er hiya! Haven't updated in a while, I know. Been busy with...other things.
Cell: Like w—
DD: *Slaps him*
...Uh yeah. Well, the Fellowship makes an appearance...among others.
Cell: Warning: ....*screams*
That's how bad this is.
DD: Begin transmission
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Kurama VS the Soviet Union
(In Kurama's newly built house. He, El Nino, Hurricane Andrew, and Hiei are out in the garage)
Kurama: *Sigh* This is horrible! Some one has got to stop those damn Soviet Union...ers...
Hiei: *Nod* But how? With that damned ring—*Hurricane starts up* Damnit.
Andrew: I didn't do it!
Hiei: I know. Damn you El Nino.
El Nino: Waah, leave me alone!
Kurama: Calm down. I need to figure out a way to stop the Soviets...but how? *Paces and snaps fingers* Ah—
Hiei & El Nino: No.
Kurama: But—
Hiei: Stuff it fox. There's no way we're doing THAT again.
Andrew: O.O?
Kurama: *Sniffles* Well I'm dry.
Andrew: *Light bulb shines over his head* Ding! I have an idea!
Hiei: *Unscrews light bulb* Well?
Andrew: ...That was just cruel. But maybe if we can find a ring to counter the other ring's power we'll solve this whole mess!
Kurama: ...And what ring would do THAT?
Andrew: I'm not sure...but I know there's one out there!
Hiei: If there is we must find this ring. But where would we start?
Kurama: Ugh, how should I—*Hurricane tears up garage* know.
(Inside the house)
Kurama: *Watching VH1* Damnit, Andy (BTW, that's AAHN-dee) had a good idea, but pulling off is hopeless!
Jennifer Lopez: *Flashes engagement ring* We're getting married soon!
Kurama: OO...That's IT!! To the attic!
(In El Nino's room, Hiei, Andrew and El Nino are playing Yoshi's Island Madden 2004 for Playstation 23 [1])
El Nino: Haha! Me-12, Andy-9, Hiei—
Hiei: 17.
El Nino: What!?
Andrew: Behind you Nino! Oooh, painful.
El Nino: Damnit! I can't believe I—HAH!
Andrew: HAH back to ya.
El Nino: Who's side are you on?!
Andrew: Mine.
Kurama: *Busts in the room* HUZZAAH!
Everyone else: GA-AH!
Hiei: *Turns off game and takes off goggles* Kurama, what the hell are you doing?
Kurama: I found a way to stop the Soviets!
Andrew: *Takes off goggles & Nino does the same* How?
Kurama: I'm not quite sure it will work but once I'm finished with it I'm gonna test it! Then if it works I'm going out to kick Soviet ass!
Hiei: But what is this plan?
Kurama: Jennifer Lopez's engagement ring!
Andrew & Nino: Saywha?
Kurama: I've gotta find someway to expand it's limited power and them BAM! It might even have the power to undo Nino's spell!
El Nino: *Raises eye brow* ...We should be worried shouldn't we?
Kurama: Just you wait, by the time I enhance that thing's power I might even rule the planet!
Hiei: ...To answer your question Nino yes.
Andrew: *Nods*
Kurama: *Storms back up to the attic singing "We will rock you"*
(In the attic *read: observatory* Kurama has various wires hooked up to J. Lo's wedding ring and looking at it through a microscope with some tweezers and stuff)
Kurama: If I neutralize this...and energize it...and shock that—damn red wire...er and...hmmm I think it can take a few more volts...*gasps* That's it! Now to test it! *Puts ring on and holds it up* TOO-EXPENSIVE-WEDDING-RING POWER! *Random J. Lo song plays and a beam shoots out of the ring. Sends Kurama back aways* *Sees dent* WOO! I have succeeded! *Ring glows* Hey, I think it may just stay powered up! But for how long...? I'll train with it to test! *Energizes ring again* *Singsong voice* Oh Hiei-eeei!
(Outside in a field)
Hiei: ...Are you sure?
Kurama: Yes! Let's go!
Hiei: *Draws sword* Okay, goodbye. *Charges him*
Kurama: *Jumps back* P.DIDDY-PUFFY-BEN SHOT! *Electrocutes Hiei*
Hiei: *Sizzles* Ouch...that's one damn ring...
Kurama: Wait, don't die yet! RICKY-MARTIN-DOESN'T-STAND-A-CHANCE HAH! *Set's Hiei on fire. Ring's power fades* Damn, so it will last 2 or so attacks...
Hiei: *Sizzling* ...Can you please take your anger out on the Soviets now...?!
Kurama: Right! But you have to come with me!
Hiei: Hell. No.
Kurama: Bu—
Hiei: H-E-L-L N-O.
Kurama: Oh fine....I'll just take El and Andy.
(Inside the house)
Kurama: But—
El Nino: *Holds Andrew back* No!
Kurama: It's for a good cause!
Andrew: Yeah!
El Nino: N-O no!
Kurama: But El-El, Dy-Dy—!
El Nino: No Kurama, you on your own this time! I'm not risking my neck on a damn engagement ring and neither is Andy!
Andrew: Whyyy?! I wanna go!
El Nino: *Thwacks him* No Andy! Shuzza you mouth!
Kurama: *Heavy sigh* Oh fine. I'll go...*sniffs* by myself. And when I get awarded for my bravery and courage then I will have the last laugh!
Andrew: *Whimpers* WAAAAAH!
Kurama: *Storms out door* MAH HAHAHAHAA!
Hiei: ...Dead man walking.
Andrew: NAAAH! DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME!
(Somewhere in Russia)
Frodo: Okay, we'll storm the place! Pure and simple.
Aragorn: ...
Legolas: ...
Gimli: And just how do we do that?
Frodo: The way we always do—AAAAAH! *Storms fortress and is kicked out again* Never mind.
Gimli: Blast that Master...er, what was his name again?
Legolas: Master Bate.
Gimli: Oh yeah. Blast that Master Bate!
Aragorn: ...Actually I like it...
Frodo: Me too.
Legolas: ...
Gimli: ...
Frodo: Whaaat? Let's just...form a new plan.
(On a plane to Russia)
Kurama: *Singing T.A.T.U* Cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me...
Pilot: We're almost there. Are you SURE you wanna go...*looks at note* approximately 2,000 miles outside of Moscow?
Kurama: Yes! I must! *Energizes ring* I must stop the Soviets!
Pilot: *Prepares to land* Good luck kiddo.
Kurama: FYI I'm actually 1,000 years old [2] but I probably shouldn't have told you that.
Pilot: O_o
(On the ground)
Frodo: *Looks up* It's the plane, the plane![3]
Aragorn: ...Just shut up Frodo.
Kurama: *Is thrown out of plane* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! *Smacks ground* Ohhh mama...
Frodo: Who are you!?
Kurama: *Hops up* I am the great Kurama!
Legolas: Don't I know you from somewhere?
Kurama: Yes and no. But let's not get in to that. I'm here to help!
Gimli: Help what?
Kurama: Get the ring back! 50% of this is my fault anyway. Sooo...who has it?
Gimli: *Points to fortress* The evil Master Bate. We've tried charging the place 3 times but it never get's us anywhere!
Kurama: OO Master...Bate?
Legolas: Yes. But how do you expect to help us?
Kurama: Easy! Legolas, Aragorn—
Aragorn & Legolas: How did—
Kurama: Come with me, we have much work to do!
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[1] Combination of Yoshi's Island and Madden 200[] for the ADVANCED Playstation. Basically, in the future you will just put a little ball in the deck and put on some Virt. Reality gear and you will physically feel the pain. That is my vision. *Bows*
[2] How old is Yokou Kurama? Really, I've heard estimates but does anyone really know or is it just me who doesn't?
[3] Fantasy Island anyone?
And if you didn't get the "Master Bate" joke then you really shouldn't read any further.
Cell: I know what your think "oh hell, another trilogy! We're never gonna get to the end of this before March!" but it's not true (seriously!)! Part 1 of 2 I tell ya!
DD: Review onegai!
Er hiya! Haven't updated in a while, I know. Been busy with...other things.
Cell: Like w—
DD: *Slaps him*
...Uh yeah. Well, the Fellowship makes an appearance...among others.
Cell: Warning: ....*screams*
That's how bad this is.
DD: Begin transmission
_______________________________________________________________
Kurama VS the Soviet Union
(In Kurama's newly built house. He, El Nino, Hurricane Andrew, and Hiei are out in the garage)
Kurama: *Sigh* This is horrible! Some one has got to stop those damn Soviet Union...ers...
Hiei: *Nod* But how? With that damned ring—*Hurricane starts up* Damnit.
Andrew: I didn't do it!
Hiei: I know. Damn you El Nino.
El Nino: Waah, leave me alone!
Kurama: Calm down. I need to figure out a way to stop the Soviets...but how? *Paces and snaps fingers* Ah—
Hiei & El Nino: No.
Kurama: But—
Hiei: Stuff it fox. There's no way we're doing THAT again.
Andrew: O.O?
Kurama: *Sniffles* Well I'm dry.
Andrew: *Light bulb shines over his head* Ding! I have an idea!
Hiei: *Unscrews light bulb* Well?
Andrew: ...That was just cruel. But maybe if we can find a ring to counter the other ring's power we'll solve this whole mess!
Kurama: ...And what ring would do THAT?
Andrew: I'm not sure...but I know there's one out there!
Hiei: If there is we must find this ring. But where would we start?
Kurama: Ugh, how should I—*Hurricane tears up garage* know.
(Inside the house)
Kurama: *Watching VH1* Damnit, Andy (BTW, that's AAHN-dee) had a good idea, but pulling off is hopeless!
Jennifer Lopez: *Flashes engagement ring* We're getting married soon!
Kurama: OO...That's IT!! To the attic!
(In El Nino's room, Hiei, Andrew and El Nino are playing Yoshi's Island Madden 2004 for Playstation 23 [1])
El Nino: Haha! Me-12, Andy-9, Hiei—
Hiei: 17.
El Nino: What!?
Andrew: Behind you Nino! Oooh, painful.
El Nino: Damnit! I can't believe I—HAH!
Andrew: HAH back to ya.
El Nino: Who's side are you on?!
Andrew: Mine.
Kurama: *Busts in the room* HUZZAAH!
Everyone else: GA-AH!
Hiei: *Turns off game and takes off goggles* Kurama, what the hell are you doing?
Kurama: I found a way to stop the Soviets!
Andrew: *Takes off goggles & Nino does the same* How?
Kurama: I'm not quite sure it will work but once I'm finished with it I'm gonna test it! Then if it works I'm going out to kick Soviet ass!
Hiei: But what is this plan?
Kurama: Jennifer Lopez's engagement ring!
Andrew & Nino: Saywha?
Kurama: I've gotta find someway to expand it's limited power and them BAM! It might even have the power to undo Nino's spell!
El Nino: *Raises eye brow* ...We should be worried shouldn't we?
Kurama: Just you wait, by the time I enhance that thing's power I might even rule the planet!
Hiei: ...To answer your question Nino yes.
Andrew: *Nods*
Kurama: *Storms back up to the attic singing "We will rock you"*
(In the attic *read: observatory* Kurama has various wires hooked up to J. Lo's wedding ring and looking at it through a microscope with some tweezers and stuff)
Kurama: If I neutralize this...and energize it...and shock that—damn red wire...er and...hmmm I think it can take a few more volts...*gasps* That's it! Now to test it! *Puts ring on and holds it up* TOO-EXPENSIVE-WEDDING-RING POWER! *Random J. Lo song plays and a beam shoots out of the ring. Sends Kurama back aways* *Sees dent* WOO! I have succeeded! *Ring glows* Hey, I think it may just stay powered up! But for how long...? I'll train with it to test! *Energizes ring again* *Singsong voice* Oh Hiei-eeei!
(Outside in a field)
Hiei: ...Are you sure?
Kurama: Yes! Let's go!
Hiei: *Draws sword* Okay, goodbye. *Charges him*
Kurama: *Jumps back* P.DIDDY-PUFFY-BEN SHOT! *Electrocutes Hiei*
Hiei: *Sizzles* Ouch...that's one damn ring...
Kurama: Wait, don't die yet! RICKY-MARTIN-DOESN'T-STAND-A-CHANCE HAH! *Set's Hiei on fire. Ring's power fades* Damn, so it will last 2 or so attacks...
Hiei: *Sizzling* ...Can you please take your anger out on the Soviets now...?!
Kurama: Right! But you have to come with me!
Hiei: Hell. No.
Kurama: Bu—
Hiei: H-E-L-L N-O.
Kurama: Oh fine....I'll just take El and Andy.
(Inside the house)
Kurama: But—
El Nino: *Holds Andrew back* No!
Kurama: It's for a good cause!
Andrew: Yeah!
El Nino: N-O no!
Kurama: But El-El, Dy-Dy—!
El Nino: No Kurama, you on your own this time! I'm not risking my neck on a damn engagement ring and neither is Andy!
Andrew: Whyyy?! I wanna go!
El Nino: *Thwacks him* No Andy! Shuzza you mouth!
Kurama: *Heavy sigh* Oh fine. I'll go...*sniffs* by myself. And when I get awarded for my bravery and courage then I will have the last laugh!
Andrew: *Whimpers* WAAAAAH!
Kurama: *Storms out door* MAH HAHAHAHAA!
Hiei: ...Dead man walking.
Andrew: NAAAH! DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME!
(Somewhere in Russia)
Frodo: Okay, we'll storm the place! Pure and simple.
Aragorn: ...
Legolas: ...
Gimli: And just how do we do that?
Frodo: The way we always do—AAAAAH! *Storms fortress and is kicked out again* Never mind.
Gimli: Blast that Master...er, what was his name again?
Legolas: Master Bate.
Gimli: Oh yeah. Blast that Master Bate!
Aragorn: ...Actually I like it...
Frodo: Me too.
Legolas: ...
Gimli: ...
Frodo: Whaaat? Let's just...form a new plan.
(On a plane to Russia)
Kurama: *Singing T.A.T.U* Cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me...
Pilot: We're almost there. Are you SURE you wanna go...*looks at note* approximately 2,000 miles outside of Moscow?
Kurama: Yes! I must! *Energizes ring* I must stop the Soviets!
Pilot: *Prepares to land* Good luck kiddo.
Kurama: FYI I'm actually 1,000 years old [2] but I probably shouldn't have told you that.
Pilot: O_o
(On the ground)
Frodo: *Looks up* It's the plane, the plane![3]
Aragorn: ...Just shut up Frodo.
Kurama: *Is thrown out of plane* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! *Smacks ground* Ohhh mama...
Frodo: Who are you!?
Kurama: *Hops up* I am the great Kurama!
Legolas: Don't I know you from somewhere?
Kurama: Yes and no. But let's not get in to that. I'm here to help!
Gimli: Help what?
Kurama: Get the ring back! 50% of this is my fault anyway. Sooo...who has it?
Gimli: *Points to fortress* The evil Master Bate. We've tried charging the place 3 times but it never get's us anywhere!
Kurama: OO Master...Bate?
Legolas: Yes. But how do you expect to help us?
Kurama: Easy! Legolas, Aragorn—
Aragorn & Legolas: How did—
Kurama: Come with me, we have much work to do!
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[1] Combination of Yoshi's Island and Madden 200[] for the ADVANCED Playstation. Basically, in the future you will just put a little ball in the deck and put on some Virt. Reality gear and you will physically feel the pain. That is my vision. *Bows*
[2] How old is Yokou Kurama? Really, I've heard estimates but does anyone really know or is it just me who doesn't?
[3] Fantasy Island anyone?
And if you didn't get the "Master Bate" joke then you really shouldn't read any further.
Cell: I know what your think "oh hell, another trilogy! We're never gonna get to the end of this before March!" but it's not true (seriously!)! Part 1 of 2 I tell ya!
DD: Review onegai!