Story Title: SCAVenging for Vegeta
Chapter Title: The Rise of Evil Censor: PG-13 (language and that) Main Characters: Vegeta and SCAV Disclaimer: I do not own any shops, restaurants, etc. in this story. SCAV is a real person, but I have made up her family (in this fic). I do not own Vegeta. I am fighting to the death with SCAV over who marries Vegeta, though.**adjusts machine gun, rifles, swords, water guns, stink bombs, canteen, tent, TV, laptop, LOTR trilogy set and Vegeta pictures** Yep, I'm ready for war! Anyways: ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
The Rise of Evil
Birds flew around the black sky, tweeting and chasing little black stars.
From far away I heard Derek saying, "I know, it's really sad.."
Another voice, deep enough to be male said something I didn't catch, and Derek responded, "Did I see how it happened? Yeah! SCAV (that's what we call her) was leaning on that tree, reading Beckett DBZ, and this guy, he's dressed in black, right? And he's wearing these sunglasses, right? So I can't see his face, right? And this guy, he sneaks up on SCAV, right? And he grabs SCAV's magazine, right? And he's wearing these gloves, right? So there aren't any fingerprints, right? And anyways, this guy, he says, 'Hey, girl, you look good enough to make a bull feel horny', right? And SCAV, she says 'Back off', right? And then the guy, he grabs SCAV, right? And SCAV starts punchin' him, but she's too weak, right? And then the guy, he grabs SCAV, right? And he starts taking her to this car, right? So then I come out and I hit the hell out of him, right? And the guy, he drops SCAV and kicks her on the head right? And then he runs to his car and drives away right? And then I called you guys, right? And I guess you know the rest, right? An-" The cop cut him off. "Thank ye son, we got enough."
By now I'd recovered from the initial shock of seeing a huge, green, floating dragon in my backyard. I opened my eyes and said weakly, "Derek, you piece of shit, you're payin' for that."
Derek bit his lip, laughed nervously, then commenced operation RLH (a.k.a Run Like Hell)
I smirked like a (true, non-Kakarotty) Saiyajin. SCAV was once again the Evil One. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
A/N: Review, please! I spent forever on this chap; Kami's plaguing me with the dreaded Writers Block. Anyway, if you're not SCAV (thanks for being my first reviewer!!!^~^(Cat thinger)) Meow Mix! Ouji's Saiyancat'92
Chapter Title: The Rise of Evil Censor: PG-13 (language and that) Main Characters: Vegeta and SCAV Disclaimer: I do not own any shops, restaurants, etc. in this story. SCAV is a real person, but I have made up her family (in this fic). I do not own Vegeta. I am fighting to the death with SCAV over who marries Vegeta, though.**adjusts machine gun, rifles, swords, water guns, stink bombs, canteen, tent, TV, laptop, LOTR trilogy set and Vegeta pictures** Yep, I'm ready for war! Anyways: ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
The Rise of Evil
Birds flew around the black sky, tweeting and chasing little black stars.
From far away I heard Derek saying, "I know, it's really sad.."
Another voice, deep enough to be male said something I didn't catch, and Derek responded, "Did I see how it happened? Yeah! SCAV (that's what we call her) was leaning on that tree, reading Beckett DBZ, and this guy, he's dressed in black, right? And he's wearing these sunglasses, right? So I can't see his face, right? And this guy, he sneaks up on SCAV, right? And he grabs SCAV's magazine, right? And he's wearing these gloves, right? So there aren't any fingerprints, right? And anyways, this guy, he says, 'Hey, girl, you look good enough to make a bull feel horny', right? And SCAV, she says 'Back off', right? And then the guy, he grabs SCAV, right? And SCAV starts punchin' him, but she's too weak, right? And then the guy, he grabs SCAV, right? And he starts taking her to this car, right? So then I come out and I hit the hell out of him, right? And the guy, he drops SCAV and kicks her on the head right? And then he runs to his car and drives away right? And then I called you guys, right? And I guess you know the rest, right? An-" The cop cut him off. "Thank ye son, we got enough."
By now I'd recovered from the initial shock of seeing a huge, green, floating dragon in my backyard. I opened my eyes and said weakly, "Derek, you piece of shit, you're payin' for that."
Derek bit his lip, laughed nervously, then commenced operation RLH (a.k.a Run Like Hell)
I smirked like a (true, non-Kakarotty) Saiyajin. SCAV was once again the Evil One. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
A/N: Review, please! I spent forever on this chap; Kami's plaguing me with the dreaded Writers Block. Anyway, if you're not SCAV (thanks for being my first reviewer!!!^~^(Cat thinger)) Meow Mix! Ouji's Saiyancat'92