Please kindly note that the reactions are simply based on my presumptions and perceptions so forgive me if they do not seem entirely realistic or true. It's hard making deductions based solely on their screen time alone.

If you have no idea what I've just said, well, never mind ^^;;









The BOYS' reactions on their couplings/pairings/threesome:





Hana + Ru

Hana: NANI?!!!!!!!! How dare you accuse the tensai of being gay!!!!!! X/

Ru: D'aho. Who would want to be paired up with you?

Hana: TEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAKA KITSUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's all your fault! X/

Ru: D'aho. How can it be my fault?

Hana: How would I know?!!! You have your ways, you sly fox! *very upset*

Ru: D'aho.

*fistfight ensues*





Hana + Sen

Hana: What the- -?!!!!

Sen: Me and Hanamichi? *blink*

Hana: Sendoh and... me? O.O

Sen: Hana and me? *blink*blink*

Hana: Sendoh's my greatest rival! How can I be with him?!!!!!!

Ru: There's such a thing as a love-hate relationship d'aho.

Sen: Sou da! Just because you're rivals on court doesn't make you rivals in bed! *smile*

Hana: *stare*

Ru: *stare*

Sen: What? Did I say something wrong? *blinks innocently*

Hana: Are..... are you saying that.....*gulp* O.O

Ru: D'aho. Aren't I your greatest rival?

Hana: *nod*

Ru: Which makes Sendoh a less worthy opponent in your eyes.

Hana: *nod*

Ru: *satisfied*

Sen: You're taking advantage of his temporary speechlessness T.T

Ru: Of course.





Hana + Kiyo

Hana: What the *toot*toot*toot*toot* ?!!!!!!!!

Kiyo: *toot*toot*toot*toot*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hana: There is no way I'd ever have anything to do with the nosaru! X/

Kiyo: The same goes for me! X/

Ru: You're both monkeys, so you're related.

Hana, Kiyo: TEME RUKAWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X/

Ru: D'aho. Period.





Hana + Haru

Hana: Yay! *on cloud 9* I'm with Haruko-san! Arigatou minna-san! The tensai always knew we were perfect for each other! *-* (love struck

Haru: *shocked*

Ru: D'aho.





Hana + Aya

Hana: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks horrified at the very idea* O0O

Aya: BAKA! What's with your reaction? *feels offended*

Miya: Sou da! What's wrong with my Aya-chan?!!!!!!! X/





Ru + Hana

Hana: Again?!!!!!!! I told you before- the tensai is NOT gay!!!!!!!!!! X/

Sen: You didn't say that when you were with me.

Hana: Ummmmmmmm....

Sen: *wiggles an eyebrow* ^.~

Hana: *blush*

Ru: D'aho. *shoves Sendoh away*





Ru + Sen

Sen: *wide eyed with shock* Rukawa and...... me? *nearly faints* O.O

Ru: *looks skeptically at the words*

Hana: NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Serves the both of you right!!! =D

Sen: *still stunned speechless*

Ru: *has gotten over his initial disbelief and has proceeded to direct icy glares at the words.





Ru + Mit

Ru: *blink* Sempai...........and me?

Mit: *blink* What the *toot* ? *rubs eyes and looks again to confirm*

--------- words still there

Bloody hell! *toot*toot*toot*toot*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did this happen?!!!!!! It's scandalous I tell you! X/

Ru: *blink* Sempai...........and me?





Ru + Aya

Ru: *puzzled*

Aya: *tries not to snort*

Miya: *in a scandalized voice* RUKAWA! How dare you snatch my Aya-chan away from me! You know that she's mine and mine alone! X/

Mit: You didn't kick up a fuss when she was paired with Sakuragi.

Miya: *makes face* Well, that's never going to happen so..........

Mit, Sen: *face fault*

Hana: NANI?!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 TEME RYOCHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X/

Aya: *snort*

Ru: Why would I be paired with Ayako-sempai? *confused*





Ru + Haru

Haru: *-* (-------- love struck

Ru: Who is this...... Haruko? *clueless*

Hana: *in a jealous rage* TEME RUKAWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haruko-san is MY girl! X/

Aka: *in a dangerous voice* And says who? O.o

Hana: Says the tensai!

Aka: *deals a particularly hard gori punch to the redhead*

Hana: ITAI!!!!!! *teary eyed* GORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ru: Who is Haruko?

Mit, Miya, Sen, Aya, Kiyo: *face fault*





Mit + Ru

Mit: Must we go through this *toot* again?!!!!!!! I. AM. NOT. WITH. RUKAWA. *very frustrated* X/

Ru: *blink* Me and sempai?

Sen: *amused* He seems to have trouble digesting it, Mitsui-san. ^-^

Miya: *snicker* Yep. He looks shocked beyond words that we've uncovered your secret.

Hana: NANI?!!!!!! The kitsune and Mitchy are together?!!!!!!!!!! NYAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The tensai already knew that!!!! =D

Mit: *outraged* URUSAI BAKAYAROU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X/





Mit + Sen

Mit: What the *toot*?!!!!!!! Me and Sendoh? How the hell?!!!!!!!!

Sen: *eyes wide* .....................

Hana: Aw, come on Mitchy, no need to be shy. =D

Mit: *embarrassed* What the *toot*ing hell are you talking about?!!

Hana: We all know what a playboy you are.........

Miya, Aya, Kiyo: *snicker*

Aka: *grunt*

Haru: O.O

Mit: *turns red* WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sen: ..................

Mit: Damn you all to hell! I am dating NEITHER Sendoh NOR Rukawa! X/

Hana: *cheekily* Of course not. You're dating BOTH Sendoh AND RUKAWA! =D

Miya: *whisper* I never knew Hanamichi could be capable of such intelligent retorts. O.O

Mit: NANI?!!!!!!!!!!!!111 *strangles Hana*

Sen: *eyes wide still* ............

Ru: *blink* Me and sempai?





Mit + Ko

Ko: Oh my.

Mit: If I'm not dating Sendoh and Rukawa, what makes you think I'm going out with Kogure damn it?!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with you people?!!

Miya: Well, since he's the submissive type, it should be a refreshing change from those two aggressive, domineering types.....

Mit: What the *toot*?!!!! Miyagi I swear I will knock you dead after this!!!

Miya: *sticks out tongue and hides behind Akagi and Uozumi*

Ko: Oh my.





Mit + Miya

Miya: *freezes in shock* What?!!!!!! X0

Mit: NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X/

Miya: *toot*toot*toot*toot*toot*

Mit: *bleep*bleep*bleep*bleep* (-------- Rated NC 29

Hana: NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D





Mit + Aya

Mit: Look, I'm glad you've finally figured that I'm perfectly straight, but me and Ayako? *shakes head* Not possible.

Aya: *nods in agreement*

Miya: *toot*toot*toot*