A/N:

This fic is based largely on probabilities, so if I've missed out on any couplings, I assure you it's not by purpose, but by fault.







Maki + Hana

Maki: What?!!!!!! O.O

Hana: Me and the ji-ji? O.O

Kiyo: *howls and clutches at heart* Maki-san!!!!!! !_!

Aka: I don't know whom to pity more- Maki or Sakuragi.

Mit: Pity Maki, Akagi, pity Maki.







Fuji + Hana

Hana: Benchwarmer? No way! He's too lowly for the likes of this tensai! XP

Aka: Watch your mouth baka! X/ *gori punch*

Hna: Demo gori... *sniffle* the tensai deserves someone better.... like Haruko-san... !_!

Aka: BAKA MONGA!!!!! X/ *punch*

Hana: ITAI!!!!!!!!! Yameruu gori!

Fuji: Am I not good enough? ^-^

Hana: *sniffle* Iie. You're not.

Fuji: Sou da.. ^-^

Everyone except Hana: *sweat drop*





Fuji + Maki:

Fuji: We didn't see anything did we, Maki? ^-^

Maki: Yep. Didn't see nothing.

Everyone: *sweat drop*







Fuji + Hana(gata):

Fuji: Toru-chan is my best friend and nothing more. Hontou ni. ^-^

Hana(gata): *nod* Besides, Fujima's got his own fan club ^-^ A ALL-GIRLS fan club I should add!

Fuji: And Toru-chan also has his own legion of FEMALE fans! ^-^

Hana(gata): Not as much as yours though, Kenji-kun! ^-^

Fuji: No, no, you've got more fans! ^-^

Hana(gata): Iie! Anatawa!

Fuji: ANATAwa! ^-^

Everyone: *wonders when this will end*





Hana(gata) + Fuji

*polite argument still in action*





SenHanaRu (in order):

Hana: NANI?!!!!!!!!!! What's that supposed to mean?!!!!!! X/

Sen: *helpfully* It means that me, you, and Rukawa here are lovers ^-^

Hana: ARGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! *totally revolted*

Sen: And it also means that the both of us are competing for your love ^-^

Mit: Wait. Isn't that a love triangle? Aren't we talking about a threesome here? O.o

Sen: Is there a difference? O.o

Ru: D'aho. If there weren't any, would sempai have pointed it out?

Mit: Thanks Rukawa *smile* Anyhow, a threesome means that the three of you are *snicker* ROMANTICALLY involved.

Sen: Sou ka?

Hana: *angry* I am NOT with the kitsune or smiley or both! X/

Mit: *taking his sweet, sweet revenge* Come now Sakuragi, don't be shy......

Hana: *bleep*bleep*bleep* CRAZY*bleep*bleep* MITCHY!!!!!!!!

Miya: *impressed* Oooooohhhh, Mitsui-san, you sure made him mad.

Mit: *arrogant smirk* Of course.

Ru: D'aho.







SenRuHana:

Hana: *indignant* The tensai will not comment any further on such tasteless issues!

Sen: *puppy-eyed* Hana? Domo onegai?

Hana: Humph.

Sen: *sniffle*

Hana: *shifts uncomfortably*

Ru: Futari no d'aho.

Hana: Urusai baka kitsune otoko! It's all your fault!!!! X/

Ru: D'aho. Why put the blame on me all the time?

Hana: *very upset* Cos you're always to blame, that's why!

Sen: Aw, now look what you've done Rukawa. You've made poor Hana upset *pats Hana comfortingly* Maa maa, Hana-kun. Daijoubu desu.

Hana: *sulk*

Ru: *annoyed* *throws shoe at Sendoh*

Sen: ITAI!!!! What was that for?!!!

Ru: Hnn.

Mit, Miya, Kosh: *exchange looks*

Fuji: Something's definitely up...ne, Maki? ^-^

Maki: *nod* Souyo.







HanaRuSen:

Sen: *still rubbing his sore head* That was uncalled for.

Ru: Hnn.

Hana: *sulk*

Sen: *forgets his sore head and comforts the sulking boy* Maa maa Hana-kun. Rukawa's not in the middle anymore, if that's what you're upset about. I'm in the center now, so I can protect you from bad Rukawa ne? ^-~

Ru: D'aho. *throws his other shoe at Sendoh*

Sen: *manages to dodge* See that Hana? Bad Rukawa is throwing his smelly shoes at me.

Hana: *tries not to smile*

Sen: *notices this* He's got no more shoes to throw at us now, ne, Hana? ^- ~

Hana: *doubtful voice* He's throwing it only at you. Not me.

Sen: Sou sou.... *scratches back of head, remembers sore spot and removes hand abruptly*

Hana: *smile*

Sen: *smile*

Ru: *glare*

Mit: There is something fishy here.......

Miya, Kosh, Aya: *nod*

Fuji: Are you thinking what I'm thinking Maki? ^-^

Maki: I think I am Fujima.

Aka, Uoz: You're not kidding. *stare at the two other captains* O.O





MitRuSen:

Mit: *toot*toot*toot*toot*

Sen: *blink*

Ru: Sempai? *blink*

Mit: *bleep*bleep*bleep*

Miya: *whisper* Don't you think Mitsui-san's overreacting a little? O.O

Kosh: *nod* He looks embarrassed somewhat....

Aka: Mitsui?

Mit: *toot* What? *toot*toot*

Aka: Don't you think you're overdoing the hysterics?

Mit: *toot*bleep* No. *toot*toot*

Ko: *sweat drop* Rukawa and Sendoh aren't saying much...you seem to be doing the talking for both of them as well.... ^^;;

Mit: Of course they're not complaining! They're - - -

Sen: *laughs loudly suddenly* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *sweat drop*

Kosh: What's wrong with you now?

Sen: Nothing. I just couldn't suppress a sudden, compulsive urge to laugh. Ahahahha~ *rubs back of head sheepishly*

Maki: *eyebrow raised* You sure you're okay?

Kosh: *dismissively* Oh, don't mind him Maki-san. There's always something wrong with him so he's never okay.

Maki: Really. Anyway, what was it you were saying just now Mitsui?

*Everyone turns to stare at him*

Mit: Aa.. iie. Betsuni.

Fuji, Kosh, Aya, Jin: *notices the intense gaze Rukawa has fixed on him*

Fuji: You sure?

Mit: Sure I'm sure.

Fuji: *raises an eyebrow then leans over to whisper to Maki*







SenMitRu:

*silence*

Uoz: What? No objections this time? O.o

Mit: *immediately starts cursing and swearing*

Sen: I object! I object!

Ru: D'aho. I object.

Miya: *sweat drop* sounds a bit fake if you ask me.

Everyone: *sweat drop*





MitSenRu:

Mit: I am not with Sendoh or Rukawa! *toot* What makes any of you sick people think so?!!!!!

Sen: I am NOT with Rukawa! What makes all of you think so?

Hana: So you're saying you're with Mitchy then? *finally stops sulking*

Sen: *pause* Iie.

Hana: So you're with Mitchy then? O.o

Sen: *freeze*

Hana: Sendoh?

Mit: Sendoh? *there's a hidden threat in his supposedly innocent prompt*

Sen: Ahahaha~ *decides to change the topic* Ice cream anyone? My treat! ^-^

Fuji: I'm in! Maki? ^-^

Maki: Of course.

Kiyo: Ice cream! Wait for me, Maki-san!

Hana: NYAHAHAHAH!!!! Chocolate ice cream for the tensai! XP

Jin: Butterscotch for me please. ^-^

Hana(gata): Mint.

Haru: *meekly* strawberry please

Miya: *sweat drop* They're saving his skin.

Kosh: Mocha-flavoured for me. Don't mix it up with normal coffee like the last time, baka.

Miya: Yep. They're saving his skin.





-------------------- A short break for our dear SD boys (and 2 girls). Sendoh has kindly bought each and everyone an ice cream of his/her choice and they're all relishing their cones of frozen milk(because when you come down to it- that's all it is, really)



Ru: Sempai?

Mit: Yes Rukawa?

Ru: Iie. Betsuni.

Miya: *whisper* Told you there's something going on between those two!

Aya: *in wonder*





Sen: *goes over to join them* Mitsui-san, enjoying your ice cream?

Mit: *nod* Thanks for the treat.

Sen: Aw, don't mention it. *smile* If you want more, I'd be more than happy to get them for you.

Mit: *smile* Thanks.

Ru: *glare* Sempai, you can have mine if you want. *thrusts his ice cream at Mitsui*

Mit: *accepting it somewhat uncertainly* Uh, thanks. I think.

Sen: *eyebrow raised* Mitsui-san, I can get you an ice cream of any flavor. What's your choice?

Mit: *clueless* Erm, peanut butter?

Sen: Peanut butter it'll be! Hold on a sec! *rushes off*





Miya: *whisper* Well, whaddya know? Mitsui-san's the object of contention between those two......

Kosh: I hate to say this, but I never knew........

Ko: *blink*















Lykalyn: nice of you to say that! More ruhana on the way! ^^

Kitsune_me: really? Thanks! ^^

Julee-cyan: hontou desu? O.O sou..^^;; iie, kinishinai dekudasai! ^^

Hikaru Itsuko: Sou ka na? HanaRu? ^^\/ *peace sign* HanaRu ganbatte kure! ^^ *bonks herself for going WAAAAYYYYY out of point* Aa, suman, suman! Sou desu ne~ Rukawa DID feel a whole lot HAPPIER when Hana said what he said. After all, he is Ru's d'aho! ^.~

^________^ : Aa... arigatou...I think.. ^^;; iie, of course I mean it! Thanks loads!

Megane-chan: Well, we need to convince people WHY MitSen and MitRu. And to do that, the first step is to read your fic! (or fics I might add- I just love the pairings! ^^) *receives plushies, flaglets and banners gravely* I, Hagane, promise to be an avid and loyal fan of the SenMitRu fanclub for all eternity. Promise.

Nakkie: So you agree huh? SenRu's a bit far-fetched if you ask me. But who am I to comment, seeing as I'm in favor of extremely odd pairings. ^^;; SenHana, however, is an entirely different story. Even a blind person can tell Sendoh-san's got some feelings for dear lil' Hana. ^^ AkaHana? Ewwwwwww... - What're you trying to do- kill me? MakiHana? Well, read on! ^^ YouHana? Ano....just thought I'd stick to those DIRECTLY involved with basketball...I know, I know, that's just a pathetic excuse to squirm my way out. You want a YouHana? You'll get a YouHana. Just wait. ^^\/

White Meteor: There! I've edited and reloaded the entire thing- hope it's better now! The first time was horrid....I was stupefied at my apparent, uh, stupidity and disability in using MS Words (Good God, I've been stuck in barrel all this while..^^;;) Thanks for the feedback! ^^ Ah yes, in answer to your question- there is nothing wrong with SenRu. I'm just not in favor of it, that's all. *waves MitRu flag* Weeeeelllllll~ Kiyota does seem a little TOO attached to his captain, ne? ^.~ And FujiHana(gata)? Read on. ^^

Blue-eyed fox: Yo! Kitsune! Thanks for the constructive feedback! If you hadn't bothered to tell me that, the whole fic would be pretty much illegible and unreadable. Hah. XP Anyhow, thanks loads, really! ^^ And no, you weren't being rude. You were doing me a favor! ^^ Jya! Oh, and please get on with that wonderful ficcie of yours.. *licks lips in anticipation*