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            Winnie D. Pooh is the new student of Hogwarts. She came from the not so far place called Little Hangleton. She thought she should go to Hogwarts 'because her dad came from Hogwarts (by the way her dad is Voldie X). In Hogwarts Express she met Draco Malfoy.

            "Hey that girl is super beautiful girl. Red bushy hair, purple eyes behind those cool eyeglasses… Really cool, I love her. I wonder who she is." Draco thought. He went near her and asked. "Hello may I know your name?"

            The girl looked at him and replied. "Winnie D. Pooh."

            "I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy."

            "So who cares?" Winnie replied but in her head she said. "Aww, he's so handsome." (A/N: Yeah and I wanna marry him!)

            Then, they reached Hogwarts and the sorting ceremony begun.

            "Ohh, Real hard. You have all the traits of all the houses. You have the bravery of Gryffindor, cunningness of Slytherin, loyaty of Hufflepuff and wittiness of Ravenclaw. I can't put you in any of those houses so I have to make you your own house. Your house will be GRYTHEPUFLAW!"

            Everybody clapped their hands but Draco stood up to object. "She should be in Slytherin for I love her truly." He yelled.

            Professor Dumbledore put a body-bind curse on him to make him stop them he created the table of Grythepuflaw and Winnie sat on the table.

            "By the way, the head of your house will be Rubeus Hagrid." Professor told Winnie.

            Next morning Slytherin, Gryffindor and Grythepuflaw had their first Transfiguration class of the year.

            "Now, take out your wands and we'll start our lesson."

            Winnie took her rainbow colored wand that glows in the dark and everybody were like "WHOA!"

            "Uh, hello?!? You guys are amazed with this? I have an unnatural power that you will surely find amazing." Winnie smirked arrogantly.

            "My love, try it on me." Draco pleaded.

            "Ugh, no!" Winnie replied.

            Winnie stood up and started doing her unnatural power. THE CHICKEN DANCE!

            "My love, you're beauty and you're grace. Marry me." Draco said.

            "Ugh, again, no!" Winnie replied.

            After Transfiguration, the whole Hogwarts became Winnie's best friends. As in they're close.

Winnie's POV

            Hogwarts is like super cool. Everyone became my best friend on the first day. And that handsome guy loves me so. Ugh, like he's begging me to marry him. Doi! I mean sure but not now, maybe next week.

End of POV

            It was three days before next week and Winnie was walking on the corridors of Hogwarts when she met Draco. Then she felt like she was cursed with the Jelly Leg Jinx and she fell. Good thing Draco caught her before she fell on the floor.

            "I really love you. I want you to marry me." Draco said.

            "I'm sorry, I love you too but I have a very traumatic childhood. Do you want to be the husband of a very traumatized beauty queen?." Winnie replied.

            "Whatever it is I don't care." Draco replied.

            "Really?" Winnie questioned.

            "Yes." Draco answered.

            "Well, When I was young, younger than I am now, my toenail on my right foot died. So now I have no toenail on my right foot." Winnie shared.

            "Oh, my love, that was so sad. But don't worry, I'll be here to love you forever, you'll forget about your toenail." Draco replied. (A/N: Ahh, Draco is like super sweet! I want to kidnap him and tie him on my bed and marry him!)

            Then they went to Albus Dumbledore to ask for permission if they would go out of Hogwarts and get married. Albus allowed them to get married and they lived happily ever after.