There's Something About Martin 2
Martin Spano got home from his part-time job as a columnist for SportsWeek magazine and proceeded to prepare for his date with the pretty girl in his journalism class, Sabrina Spellman. As he showered and combed his hair, he prayed hard that he never slip and tell Sabrina his secret. She'd run away screaming, have him locked up, or laugh in his face, or maybe all three. Dreamily, he opened up his little jar of manly magnetism, and breathing in the rich exotic scent, smeared the soft, buttery, fragrant substance over his chest and arms. That ought to drive Sabrina wild -- not to mention every other girl in his sight, but he'd have to fend them off. It was only Sabrina he wanted to concentrate on.
Sabrina zapped up combination after combination before deciding on an outfit she liked -- a black clingy top, a silver miniskirt, black tights and silver ballet flats. She tied her hair in a loose topknot and secured it with a silver ponytail fastener. Then she did her incantaion for the Enchantee Lady "Enchantee Lady, she who brings beauty Hurry up and report for duty." A cloud of starlike sparks appeared and dispersed to reveal a sweet- faced woman sporting blonde curls and a pink suit, holding a pink attache case in her hand. "Whoosh! Enchantee calling. Enchanted cosmetics and fragrances for bewitching beauty." She laughed a tinkly laugh. "Hello, Sabrina." "Oh, hi, Madeline." said Sabrina. "Listen, I have a really special date with this guy I've been crushing on. I need something to make me look romantic and appealing." "I have just the thing." Madeline the Enchantee Lady said. "CreamKiss Smooth-N-Tasty Love Pomades for the lips." She produced several colorful cylindrical objects. "Flavored lip glosses?" Madeline chuckled. "Hey, this isn't that greasy kid stuff you remember from junior high." she said. "These are magical, potent love elixirs. They give your kiss the power to enthrall." "Enthrall." Sabrina echoed dreamily, thinking that was just what she wanted to do to Martin. "These flavored cosmetic concoctions moisturize the lips and tantalize the partner." Madeline half-whispered. "In bubblegum, vanilla, raspberry, tangerine, cinnamon, tropical punch, and cola." "I'll take the raspberry, cinnamon, tropical punch, and you can't go wrong with cola. Guys seem to like cola." Sabrina made her purchase and pomaded her lips with a thick layer of sweet-scented cola gloss. She was now ready for Martin.
As Sabrina waited for her date, she prayed she'd never slip and tell him her secret. He'd never understand. He'd either laugh in her face or think she was some kind of psycho. As soon as Martin rang her bell, Roxie and Morgan swarmed around him.
"Who's the hottie?" Roxie asked. "He is finer than fine." Morgan remarked. "And he smells heavenly!" "You've been holding out on us!" Roxie exclaimed. Sabrina cleared her throat and suppressed the urge to glower at her friends. "Martin, these are my roommates, Morgan and Roxie. Morgan, Roxie, this is Martin Spano. My date." "Enchanted." said Roxie and Morgan in unison. "Likewise." He turned to Sabrina. "Shall we?" "We shall."
Martin Spano got home from his part-time job as a columnist for SportsWeek magazine and proceeded to prepare for his date with the pretty girl in his journalism class, Sabrina Spellman. As he showered and combed his hair, he prayed hard that he never slip and tell Sabrina his secret. She'd run away screaming, have him locked up, or laugh in his face, or maybe all three. Dreamily, he opened up his little jar of manly magnetism, and breathing in the rich exotic scent, smeared the soft, buttery, fragrant substance over his chest and arms. That ought to drive Sabrina wild -- not to mention every other girl in his sight, but he'd have to fend them off. It was only Sabrina he wanted to concentrate on.
Sabrina zapped up combination after combination before deciding on an outfit she liked -- a black clingy top, a silver miniskirt, black tights and silver ballet flats. She tied her hair in a loose topknot and secured it with a silver ponytail fastener. Then she did her incantaion for the Enchantee Lady "Enchantee Lady, she who brings beauty Hurry up and report for duty." A cloud of starlike sparks appeared and dispersed to reveal a sweet- faced woman sporting blonde curls and a pink suit, holding a pink attache case in her hand. "Whoosh! Enchantee calling. Enchanted cosmetics and fragrances for bewitching beauty." She laughed a tinkly laugh. "Hello, Sabrina." "Oh, hi, Madeline." said Sabrina. "Listen, I have a really special date with this guy I've been crushing on. I need something to make me look romantic and appealing." "I have just the thing." Madeline the Enchantee Lady said. "CreamKiss Smooth-N-Tasty Love Pomades for the lips." She produced several colorful cylindrical objects. "Flavored lip glosses?" Madeline chuckled. "Hey, this isn't that greasy kid stuff you remember from junior high." she said. "These are magical, potent love elixirs. They give your kiss the power to enthrall." "Enthrall." Sabrina echoed dreamily, thinking that was just what she wanted to do to Martin. "These flavored cosmetic concoctions moisturize the lips and tantalize the partner." Madeline half-whispered. "In bubblegum, vanilla, raspberry, tangerine, cinnamon, tropical punch, and cola." "I'll take the raspberry, cinnamon, tropical punch, and you can't go wrong with cola. Guys seem to like cola." Sabrina made her purchase and pomaded her lips with a thick layer of sweet-scented cola gloss. She was now ready for Martin.
As Sabrina waited for her date, she prayed she'd never slip and tell him her secret. He'd never understand. He'd either laugh in her face or think she was some kind of psycho. As soon as Martin rang her bell, Roxie and Morgan swarmed around him.
"Who's the hottie?" Roxie asked. "He is finer than fine." Morgan remarked. "And he smells heavenly!" "You've been holding out on us!" Roxie exclaimed. Sabrina cleared her throat and suppressed the urge to glower at her friends. "Martin, these are my roommates, Morgan and Roxie. Morgan, Roxie, this is Martin Spano. My date." "Enchanted." said Roxie and Morgan in unison. "Likewise." He turned to Sabrina. "Shall we?" "We shall."