A/N: Hello, everyone! Here is an odd, odd idea I had for a fic. I remember
seeing fics that Albus Dumbledore paired with people such as Professor
McGongall, etc. I don't know about you, but that seriously scarred me...so
I thought, what if he didn't love someone but something instead and how his
love for lemon drops came about..Lame but whatever..
Albus Dumbledore's One True Love
Some people like to relax with alcohol, some with Muggle cigarettes, some with chocolate (I'll admit I do enjoy a good Chocolate Frog now and then), but not me. My one true love not a person but is and always will be..lemon drops. Yes, that's right, lemon drops. No one seems to realize how your problems seem to go away with a single lemon drop. The joy it can bring to your day. I first tasted them in 1943, when there was a war on against the Dark wizard, Grindelwald. A Muggle-born student's parents had sent me parcel of Muggle candy and a rather encouraging note, and among it were the lemon drops. I really enjoyed the things that they called candy bars, but I had now developed a fondness for the hard candies.
The night when I dropped Baby Harry off at the Dursleys', I even remember asking Minerva if she cared for a lemon drop. Now, I have a package sent to me by owl post, courtesy of a Muggle-born student in Ravenclaw. Minerva has asked me several times, "Why don't you save yourself the trouble of converting the money at Gringotts, giving it to the student, and waiting for the owl? Why don't you just transfigure some lemons into lemon drops?" The taste, of course. The taste is everything. The smooth, sour candy has a particular taste that it somewhow loses when transfigured. I've done it once just to humor her, and I must say, they found their rightful home in the garbage can. I'll stick to the Muggle version, thank you. Quality, not quanity, I say. I've recently learned Honeyduke's is going to stock therapeutic lemon drops in a section they call "Muggle Specialties." You could imagine how pleased I was. As if they weren't calming enough. I was ecstatic and ordered 5 crates! My one true love is not a drink, caffeine, cigarettes, or even another person, but a candy.. Or addiction, you could say..
A/N: Well, there you have it. Short and.odd. Maybe I'll continue with it: Albus Dumbledore's detox sessions. Lol. Who knows?
Albus Dumbledore's One True Love
Some people like to relax with alcohol, some with Muggle cigarettes, some with chocolate (I'll admit I do enjoy a good Chocolate Frog now and then), but not me. My one true love not a person but is and always will be..lemon drops. Yes, that's right, lemon drops. No one seems to realize how your problems seem to go away with a single lemon drop. The joy it can bring to your day. I first tasted them in 1943, when there was a war on against the Dark wizard, Grindelwald. A Muggle-born student's parents had sent me parcel of Muggle candy and a rather encouraging note, and among it were the lemon drops. I really enjoyed the things that they called candy bars, but I had now developed a fondness for the hard candies.
The night when I dropped Baby Harry off at the Dursleys', I even remember asking Minerva if she cared for a lemon drop. Now, I have a package sent to me by owl post, courtesy of a Muggle-born student in Ravenclaw. Minerva has asked me several times, "Why don't you save yourself the trouble of converting the money at Gringotts, giving it to the student, and waiting for the owl? Why don't you just transfigure some lemons into lemon drops?" The taste, of course. The taste is everything. The smooth, sour candy has a particular taste that it somewhow loses when transfigured. I've done it once just to humor her, and I must say, they found their rightful home in the garbage can. I'll stick to the Muggle version, thank you. Quality, not quanity, I say. I've recently learned Honeyduke's is going to stock therapeutic lemon drops in a section they call "Muggle Specialties." You could imagine how pleased I was. As if they weren't calming enough. I was ecstatic and ordered 5 crates! My one true love is not a drink, caffeine, cigarettes, or even another person, but a candy.. Or addiction, you could say..
A/N: Well, there you have it. Short and.odd. Maybe I'll continue with it: Albus Dumbledore's detox sessions. Lol. Who knows?