"Athena's new image." part 2.
After dealing with her now ex teammates, our newly evil heroine Athena decides that, if she's gonna last long as a bad girl, she'll need a bit of help. Rather conveniently, she passes a bar window, and spots criminal bodyguard Billy Kane, Orochi assasin Mature and ex army mobster John Crawley all sitting round a table. Athena goes in, and approaches the group as they exchange various hard luck stories.
Billy- I tell you, things have really gone down the pan since Geese quit on the organisation.
John- Quit, I thought he died? Again.
Mature- John, you know it takes more than death to kill Geese.
Billy- Well, I thought he'd died for good this time, but last week I get a postcard from him in the Bahamas. Look.
Billy takes out the postcard, with a photo of Geese in a Hawaiian shirt and a nice tan. He has a cocktail, cigar, and two Carribean girls in bikinis surround him. The postcard reads,
Dear Billy,
Forgot to tell you before. After Real Bout, I escaped and retired to the Bahamas and taken all the organisation's money with me. Weather's lovely, and I've had a restraining order put on the Bogards. How's young Rock doing?
Wish you were here, actually, that's a lie, Geese.
Mature- The bastard. I've had a shit few weeks myself. Vice left me, she ran away with that little slut Whip. We were years together.
John- I didn't know you and Vice were, you know, lesbians?
Billy- You didn't? It was painfully obvious. Last year's anime convention, who did they cosplay as?
As John struggles, Athena takes this opportunity to join in with the bad guys.
Athena- Hi guys. I'm bad now too. Can I hang out with you?
All three look at the new look Athena in a mix of amazement and lust.
Billy- Now that's your best look so far. So why the change of heart?
Athena- You guys finish your story, and I'll tell you mine.
Athena sits with her new friends. John has still not worked out who Mature and Vice went cosplaying as, so Mature tells them.
Mature- We went as Sailor Uranus and Neptune.
John- The two rug munching sailor girls.
Mature- YES! Dumbass, and Vice and I were into KD Lang too.
After this, Athena tells them about her own situation. Before she finishes, Jhun Hoon, Tae Kwon Do master and hopeless Athena devotee comes up to her. He is horrified by the new image.
Jhun- Athena! My goddess, what have you done?!
Athena- New image, fanboy. Like it?
Jhun- But... you, this isn't the cute, adorable Athena I love.
Billy- Who's he?
Athena- One of my stalkers.
Jhun- That's not true! I'm no stalker. I'm a healthy, sane Athena obsessive. Just because I was seen lurking in her garden with a camera and own three pairs of her panties...
Athena- WHAT! You pervert! Where did you get those?
Jhun- I bought them from Kensou.
Enraged at this, Athena gets up and nails Jhun with a "Phsyco Sword". Sending the man flying. The other villains cheer.
Billy- YEAH! Go on Athena!
Mature- That's telling the bastard!
The group watch, excited as Athena beats the shit out of her number one fan. The recently converted bad girl then performs her "Shining Crystal Bit" DM, finishing Jhun off, and trashing some bar furniture in the way.
Athena- Don't you come near me again, pervert!
John- She's smashed a bit of furniture. Let's finish the job and trash the bar.
Billy+Mature- COOL!
Athena- Can I join in?
Mature- Sure.
They then proceed to completely wreck the place. As this is Athena's first act of vandalism, the others have to give her a few instructions as to what to do. Soon however, she's trashing the place like an expert, they throw furniture, booze bottles and customers dumb enough to still be there. Special moves from each of them also help to reduce the bar to a ruined building full of rubble.
Proud of her achievement, Athena leaves with the others, and a few stolen boze bottles. The team make their way down the street, drunk, loudly and tunelessly singing a made up song concerning Mai Shiranui's active sex life. They continue, stopping only to set fire to one of Robert Garcia's sports cars, parked outside a lapdancing club.
John- Ooh, what'll Yuri say?
Athena- You guys are great. I never knew bad guys were this much fun. Let's all raise hell again tomorrow. Today, that bar and a few KOF losers, tomorrow, the WORLD!
Billy- Alright. Sounds like fun.
End of part two. What will Athena and her new friends get up to next? Is there any hope of her turning back to her old ways? Find out in part three, when I've actually worked out what will happen.
After dealing with her now ex teammates, our newly evil heroine Athena decides that, if she's gonna last long as a bad girl, she'll need a bit of help. Rather conveniently, she passes a bar window, and spots criminal bodyguard Billy Kane, Orochi assasin Mature and ex army mobster John Crawley all sitting round a table. Athena goes in, and approaches the group as they exchange various hard luck stories.
Billy- I tell you, things have really gone down the pan since Geese quit on the organisation.
John- Quit, I thought he died? Again.
Mature- John, you know it takes more than death to kill Geese.
Billy- Well, I thought he'd died for good this time, but last week I get a postcard from him in the Bahamas. Look.
Billy takes out the postcard, with a photo of Geese in a Hawaiian shirt and a nice tan. He has a cocktail, cigar, and two Carribean girls in bikinis surround him. The postcard reads,
Dear Billy,
Forgot to tell you before. After Real Bout, I escaped and retired to the Bahamas and taken all the organisation's money with me. Weather's lovely, and I've had a restraining order put on the Bogards. How's young Rock doing?
Wish you were here, actually, that's a lie, Geese.
Mature- The bastard. I've had a shit few weeks myself. Vice left me, she ran away with that little slut Whip. We were years together.
John- I didn't know you and Vice were, you know, lesbians?
Billy- You didn't? It was painfully obvious. Last year's anime convention, who did they cosplay as?
As John struggles, Athena takes this opportunity to join in with the bad guys.
Athena- Hi guys. I'm bad now too. Can I hang out with you?
All three look at the new look Athena in a mix of amazement and lust.
Billy- Now that's your best look so far. So why the change of heart?
Athena- You guys finish your story, and I'll tell you mine.
Athena sits with her new friends. John has still not worked out who Mature and Vice went cosplaying as, so Mature tells them.
Mature- We went as Sailor Uranus and Neptune.
John- The two rug munching sailor girls.
Mature- YES! Dumbass, and Vice and I were into KD Lang too.
After this, Athena tells them about her own situation. Before she finishes, Jhun Hoon, Tae Kwon Do master and hopeless Athena devotee comes up to her. He is horrified by the new image.
Jhun- Athena! My goddess, what have you done?!
Athena- New image, fanboy. Like it?
Jhun- But... you, this isn't the cute, adorable Athena I love.
Billy- Who's he?
Athena- One of my stalkers.
Jhun- That's not true! I'm no stalker. I'm a healthy, sane Athena obsessive. Just because I was seen lurking in her garden with a camera and own three pairs of her panties...
Athena- WHAT! You pervert! Where did you get those?
Jhun- I bought them from Kensou.
Enraged at this, Athena gets up and nails Jhun with a "Phsyco Sword". Sending the man flying. The other villains cheer.
Billy- YEAH! Go on Athena!
Mature- That's telling the bastard!
The group watch, excited as Athena beats the shit out of her number one fan. The recently converted bad girl then performs her "Shining Crystal Bit" DM, finishing Jhun off, and trashing some bar furniture in the way.
Athena- Don't you come near me again, pervert!
John- She's smashed a bit of furniture. Let's finish the job and trash the bar.
Billy+Mature- COOL!
Athena- Can I join in?
Mature- Sure.
They then proceed to completely wreck the place. As this is Athena's first act of vandalism, the others have to give her a few instructions as to what to do. Soon however, she's trashing the place like an expert, they throw furniture, booze bottles and customers dumb enough to still be there. Special moves from each of them also help to reduce the bar to a ruined building full of rubble.
Proud of her achievement, Athena leaves with the others, and a few stolen boze bottles. The team make their way down the street, drunk, loudly and tunelessly singing a made up song concerning Mai Shiranui's active sex life. They continue, stopping only to set fire to one of Robert Garcia's sports cars, parked outside a lapdancing club.
John- Ooh, what'll Yuri say?
Athena- You guys are great. I never knew bad guys were this much fun. Let's all raise hell again tomorrow. Today, that bar and a few KOF losers, tomorrow, the WORLD!
Billy- Alright. Sounds like fun.
End of part two. What will Athena and her new friends get up to next? Is there any hope of her turning back to her old ways? Find out in part three, when I've actually worked out what will happen.