"Athena's new image." part 3.
Next morning, the newly evil Athena and her new friends Mature, Billy Kane and John Crawley are in the front room of Mature's apartment. They are sitting discussing what they will do today, and recovering from their drink+drug fuelled four in a bed sex romp. Unknown to them, this was filmed by Choi, and will be appearing in tomorows papers.
Mature- So what do you guys wanna do today?
John- I dunno. Wanna go pick a fight with Athena's old team mates?
Athena- OH fuck! I'm supposed to be giving a concert to a bunch of kids. Hey, now there's a chance to show the world my new image.
Billy- Good idea. Let's see if you can influence them.
Later on, at the venue where Athena's supposed to be, she is late. The promoter has just been trying to make excuses to the kids, and is stressed out.
Promoter- Damn. That's the second act to screw up on me. I get a call yesterday telling me that CYS split up over creative differences. Chris wants to move towards rap metal, and Shermie's gotten into techno music. What am I gonna do!?
Athena turns up, in her new punky bad girl outfit. Her friends are in the audience.
Athena- Hi, sorry I'm late. Am I on?
Promoter- Oh thank Christ. Now get out there and perform.
Athena- OK.
She gives an evil, knowing little laugh. As she goes on stage, she grins at the shock her new look is causing to all her fans, young kids and middle aged dads only there to lust over her.
Athena- Hi everyone! Like the new image? I'll be trying out some new material. But first, as your goddess and role model, I'd like to give you kids some positive messages. Drugs are great! The harder the better. Set fire to your school! Eat your pets, and sell your best friends to NESTS for experiments! YAAAY! Steal your parent's savings and buy dangerous weaponary! Worship Orochi, no wait worship ME!
The crowd are shocked. What the hell was Athena doing. This wasn't the sweet pop star they knew and loved.
Fan- BOO! We want nice Athena!
Athena- Right you little bastard! Guys, get him.
Out of the audience, Billy, Mature and John jump out and rush the fan. While this goes on, Athena begins singing songs about ultra violence, sexual perversion, irresponsible drug use and door to door Jehovah's Witnesses. Generally unpleasant stuff.
Another fan- I wanna go home! Jehovah's Witnesses are too scary!
After the concert, which left most kids traumatised and in need of therapy, Athena and the group leave. As the others congratulate her, Shingo Yabuki watches them excited. With him is Kasumi Todo, looking bored.
Shingo- So it's true. Athena's gone evil on us. This is my chance to show everyone what a great hero I am, and spread the word of Shingomania!
Kasumi- Whatever. Just be careful this time. I'm not paying your hospital fees again. Remember what happened against Rugal?
Shingo- I'm Shingo! The world's greatest. I don't need to be careful. OK, before I defeat them, have you got everything Kasumi?
Kasumi- Sign, check. Stereo system, check. First aid kit, check.
Shingo- Great! What are we waiting for? Is that the best you could do for a sign.
Kasumi's sign of support for Shingo reads, "Shingo Yabuki: He's not that bad. Honest."
Kasumi- I told you, you gotta pay me more the more moral support you want.
Shingo- Leave it for now. Anyway, I'd better get them. You know what to do?
Kasumi- "Sigh" yes.
Shingo rushes heroically to our bad guys, ready to fight. Meanwhile his bored sidekick switches on the stereo to play his own KOF theme tune, and waves the sign about in a half arsed way.
Shingo- Alright evil people! You've had your fun, now it's time for I, the great Shingo Yabuki to beat some goodness into you all!
Billy- What'd you want then?
Mature- Ignore him, maybe he'll go away.
They try to ignore him. Shingo hasn't gone away. Now, he's trying harder.
Shingo- Whatcha gonna do when the arms of Shingomania run wild on you, brother?!
Athena- Excuse me. Are you feeling OK Shingo?
Mature- Now he's stealing Hulk Hogan quotes.
Shingo- Do you bleed blue and white?
John- That's it. You're getting annoying now.
Billy- Let's get the little turd.
Athena- More mindless violence. Yeeaahh! Hooray!
The foursome then proceed to totally kick seven shades of the proverbial out of the Kyo wannabe. After 10 minutes, all four baddies lauch their SDM's at the boy. Shingo is, as you might imagine, totally battered, several bones broken.
Shingo- OWWWEEE! That's not fair! I shouldn't lose, I'm a hero! Kasumi, rescue me! AAAAHH the pain!
Athena approaches kasumi threateningly. Kasumi shits a brick, and dumping the sign and stereo, runs for it.
Athena- Cool, can I keep the stereo?
End of part three? What will bad Athena do next? Who's gonna be the next victim? Where's this stupid story heading anyway?
Next morning, the newly evil Athena and her new friends Mature, Billy Kane and John Crawley are in the front room of Mature's apartment. They are sitting discussing what they will do today, and recovering from their drink+drug fuelled four in a bed sex romp. Unknown to them, this was filmed by Choi, and will be appearing in tomorows papers.
Mature- So what do you guys wanna do today?
John- I dunno. Wanna go pick a fight with Athena's old team mates?
Athena- OH fuck! I'm supposed to be giving a concert to a bunch of kids. Hey, now there's a chance to show the world my new image.
Billy- Good idea. Let's see if you can influence them.
Later on, at the venue where Athena's supposed to be, she is late. The promoter has just been trying to make excuses to the kids, and is stressed out.
Promoter- Damn. That's the second act to screw up on me. I get a call yesterday telling me that CYS split up over creative differences. Chris wants to move towards rap metal, and Shermie's gotten into techno music. What am I gonna do!?
Athena turns up, in her new punky bad girl outfit. Her friends are in the audience.
Athena- Hi, sorry I'm late. Am I on?
Promoter- Oh thank Christ. Now get out there and perform.
Athena- OK.
She gives an evil, knowing little laugh. As she goes on stage, she grins at the shock her new look is causing to all her fans, young kids and middle aged dads only there to lust over her.
Athena- Hi everyone! Like the new image? I'll be trying out some new material. But first, as your goddess and role model, I'd like to give you kids some positive messages. Drugs are great! The harder the better. Set fire to your school! Eat your pets, and sell your best friends to NESTS for experiments! YAAAY! Steal your parent's savings and buy dangerous weaponary! Worship Orochi, no wait worship ME!
The crowd are shocked. What the hell was Athena doing. This wasn't the sweet pop star they knew and loved.
Fan- BOO! We want nice Athena!
Athena- Right you little bastard! Guys, get him.
Out of the audience, Billy, Mature and John jump out and rush the fan. While this goes on, Athena begins singing songs about ultra violence, sexual perversion, irresponsible drug use and door to door Jehovah's Witnesses. Generally unpleasant stuff.
Another fan- I wanna go home! Jehovah's Witnesses are too scary!
After the concert, which left most kids traumatised and in need of therapy, Athena and the group leave. As the others congratulate her, Shingo Yabuki watches them excited. With him is Kasumi Todo, looking bored.
Shingo- So it's true. Athena's gone evil on us. This is my chance to show everyone what a great hero I am, and spread the word of Shingomania!
Kasumi- Whatever. Just be careful this time. I'm not paying your hospital fees again. Remember what happened against Rugal?
Shingo- I'm Shingo! The world's greatest. I don't need to be careful. OK, before I defeat them, have you got everything Kasumi?
Kasumi- Sign, check. Stereo system, check. First aid kit, check.
Shingo- Great! What are we waiting for? Is that the best you could do for a sign.
Kasumi's sign of support for Shingo reads, "Shingo Yabuki: He's not that bad. Honest."
Kasumi- I told you, you gotta pay me more the more moral support you want.
Shingo- Leave it for now. Anyway, I'd better get them. You know what to do?
Kasumi- "Sigh" yes.
Shingo rushes heroically to our bad guys, ready to fight. Meanwhile his bored sidekick switches on the stereo to play his own KOF theme tune, and waves the sign about in a half arsed way.
Shingo- Alright evil people! You've had your fun, now it's time for I, the great Shingo Yabuki to beat some goodness into you all!
Billy- What'd you want then?
Mature- Ignore him, maybe he'll go away.
They try to ignore him. Shingo hasn't gone away. Now, he's trying harder.
Shingo- Whatcha gonna do when the arms of Shingomania run wild on you, brother?!
Athena- Excuse me. Are you feeling OK Shingo?
Mature- Now he's stealing Hulk Hogan quotes.
Shingo- Do you bleed blue and white?
John- That's it. You're getting annoying now.
Billy- Let's get the little turd.
Athena- More mindless violence. Yeeaahh! Hooray!
The foursome then proceed to totally kick seven shades of the proverbial out of the Kyo wannabe. After 10 minutes, all four baddies lauch their SDM's at the boy. Shingo is, as you might imagine, totally battered, several bones broken.
Shingo- OWWWEEE! That's not fair! I shouldn't lose, I'm a hero! Kasumi, rescue me! AAAAHH the pain!
Athena approaches kasumi threateningly. Kasumi shits a brick, and dumping the sign and stereo, runs for it.
Athena- Cool, can I keep the stereo?
End of part three? What will bad Athena do next? Who's gonna be the next victim? Where's this stupid story heading anyway?