Chapter Four: In rides Legolas.....
Aragorn sat at the top of the ramp. Gay. Who would have guessed it? Certainly not him. But now that he thought about it, maybe it had been obvious to everyone else. Pippin had certainly guessed, and that ment that Merry thought so too. Did Frodo know? Hmmmmm......Aragorn didn't think Frodo's mind worked in that way......
***
Frodo sat next to the phone, seething. Aragorn was gay. That was good. At last he knew for definite. But NOW that he knew for definite, Aragorn was with Boromir. Boromir. Yes, Frodo knew him. His friends referred to him as 'Shadow guy'. He was always hanging out in quirky music stores, or gothic-freek shops that sold odd rings that covered your whole hand. Whenever you looked around, you could see him there. Like a shadow. That was how he got his name. Frodo hadn't realised that Pippin knew him. But then again, maybe Pippin hadn't known him. Maybe he had just asked im, out of the blue, if he was gay, and if so, would he go to a dance, as a girl, with his supposedly gay mate. That was the type of thing Pippin would do. Yes. Defiantly a Pippin-like thing. Frodo punched the wall, and then fell back, hugging his injured fingers. 'Damn you Boromir,' thought Frodo, 'If that IS your real name.' Frodo smiled to him self, laughing over his own quirkyness. I have plans for you Boromir. Just you wait and see.....
***
Legolas, a stunning blonde, 100% straight elf, listened to the answer-phone message again with interest. It was from Frodo, an old friend, where from he couldn't remember. He couldn't quite grasp what he wanted him to do. Something about kissing a guy, just a few times, nothing major needed. He shook his head disbelievingly and played the message again.
"I really need you to do this mate," the message said, "I know your straight, I know you wont like it, but this guy is REALLY bugging me. Long story, no need for details. I'll pay you anything. PLEASE!"
'Oh boy.' thought Legolas. 'I can really make something out of this. That girl.....Arwen? Maybe Frodo can introduce us........'
***
Aragorn and Boromir sat, wrapped in each others arms.
"Never leave me Boromir," whispered Aragorn.
"I promise," replied Boromir, sealing the deal with a kiss.
"I have to go now, see you at , say, seven?"
"Its a date.."
***
Aragorn was due to come round in a half hour, so why was the door bell ringing then? Boromir got up slowly.
"Can I hel.......Hi," Boromir was staring at a vision of lovliness. This tall blonde stranger looked at him with deep, soulful eyes.
"My car broke down," Legolas said, with a sly smile. "Can I come in?" Time to turn on the magic, he thought.
***
Aragorn walk up the steps to Boromirs apartment. He could hear strange noises comeing from inside. He knocked.
"Boromir? Boromir?!" He tried the door knob. Unlocked. He walked in, and wished he hadn't. Boromir wrapped in the arms of another man. He couldn't bare it. He ran.
***
Damage is done, thought Legolas. Magic off.
***
Boromir looked up from his embrace. He saw a plain blonde elf standing infront of him, and Aragorns back disappearing down the stairs. He knew instantly that he'd been tricked.
"See you," said the elf. And he was gone.
Aragorn sat at the top of the ramp. Gay. Who would have guessed it? Certainly not him. But now that he thought about it, maybe it had been obvious to everyone else. Pippin had certainly guessed, and that ment that Merry thought so too. Did Frodo know? Hmmmmm......Aragorn didn't think Frodo's mind worked in that way......
***
Frodo sat next to the phone, seething. Aragorn was gay. That was good. At last he knew for definite. But NOW that he knew for definite, Aragorn was with Boromir. Boromir. Yes, Frodo knew him. His friends referred to him as 'Shadow guy'. He was always hanging out in quirky music stores, or gothic-freek shops that sold odd rings that covered your whole hand. Whenever you looked around, you could see him there. Like a shadow. That was how he got his name. Frodo hadn't realised that Pippin knew him. But then again, maybe Pippin hadn't known him. Maybe he had just asked im, out of the blue, if he was gay, and if so, would he go to a dance, as a girl, with his supposedly gay mate. That was the type of thing Pippin would do. Yes. Defiantly a Pippin-like thing. Frodo punched the wall, and then fell back, hugging his injured fingers. 'Damn you Boromir,' thought Frodo, 'If that IS your real name.' Frodo smiled to him self, laughing over his own quirkyness. I have plans for you Boromir. Just you wait and see.....
***
Legolas, a stunning blonde, 100% straight elf, listened to the answer-phone message again with interest. It was from Frodo, an old friend, where from he couldn't remember. He couldn't quite grasp what he wanted him to do. Something about kissing a guy, just a few times, nothing major needed. He shook his head disbelievingly and played the message again.
"I really need you to do this mate," the message said, "I know your straight, I know you wont like it, but this guy is REALLY bugging me. Long story, no need for details. I'll pay you anything. PLEASE!"
'Oh boy.' thought Legolas. 'I can really make something out of this. That girl.....Arwen? Maybe Frodo can introduce us........'
***
Aragorn and Boromir sat, wrapped in each others arms.
"Never leave me Boromir," whispered Aragorn.
"I promise," replied Boromir, sealing the deal with a kiss.
"I have to go now, see you at , say, seven?"
"Its a date.."
***
Aragorn was due to come round in a half hour, so why was the door bell ringing then? Boromir got up slowly.
"Can I hel.......Hi," Boromir was staring at a vision of lovliness. This tall blonde stranger looked at him with deep, soulful eyes.
"My car broke down," Legolas said, with a sly smile. "Can I come in?" Time to turn on the magic, he thought.
***
Aragorn walk up the steps to Boromirs apartment. He could hear strange noises comeing from inside. He knocked.
"Boromir? Boromir?!" He tried the door knob. Unlocked. He walked in, and wished he hadn't. Boromir wrapped in the arms of another man. He couldn't bare it. He ran.
***
Damage is done, thought Legolas. Magic off.
***
Boromir looked up from his embrace. He saw a plain blonde elf standing infront of him, and Aragorns back disappearing down the stairs. He knew instantly that he'd been tricked.
"See you," said the elf. And he was gone.