Athena's new image. Part 6.
Our anti heroine Athena and her group are on their way to invade the NESTS main base. Using one of John Crawley's old heilcopters and the well thought out plan based on "Fly over to them and do whatever we need to to make them give up". It took the gang five hours to come up with that masterpiece.
Mature- So what exactly are we going to do to make NESTS surrender? I didn't quite catch that part.
Billy- Does it really matter? If it works, great. If not, try something else.
John- So we don't actually have a plan?
Mature- What else is new.
Athena is looking at the stickers John has on the chopper window. They include "Don't follow me, I'm lost too.", and "My other chopper's the one off Airwolf."
Athena- We better not get lost this time. Got stuff to do, not sure what yet, but...
While they fly over to NESTS, at the base unknown to them, a situation has broken out. K9999 has gone mental and taken Krizalid and Angel hostage. These three are all that's left of NESTS after the last KOF tournament. The Tetsuo ripoff is angry about that very reason. He has them tied to chairs, and has his shotgun arm out.
K9999- I can't take it any more! Why was I created as a Tetsuo clone?! I'm the laughing stock of KOF!
Krizalid- I'm in charge here. You've murdered your creator our anime obsessive scientist Aidrian. Now stop this, and...
K9999- You know what the real tragedy here is? I HATE ANIME! It's stupid. All giant robots and jailbait schoolgirls. Can't stand the stuff. Give me the Hollywood classics any day.
Angel- I don't know what anime is, but aren't I sexy?
Krizalid- Yes, very interesting. Now shut up, bimbo.
Angel's unintelligent contribution leaves K9999 lost for a second.
K9999- Why do we employ her?
Krizalid- It was Zero. He said after Whip and Vanessa left, we needed a bit of sex appeal in NESTS. Plus, she's too stupid to argue with us when we tell her to wear those skimpy outfits. I like the French maid one myself.
Angel- I like sex appeal. It's great.
Krizalid- Angel, be quiet. No one's interested. We hired you for your tits, and arse, not your thoughts.
K9999- Anyway, as I was saying. Anime fucking sucks. I don't wanna be Tetsuo. Why couldn't I be Darth Vader?
Krizalid- Count yourself lucky. Aidrian's original idea was to have you as a Dragonball ripoff.
K9999- Urgh, Dragonball. Shit. Or I could be Colonel Kilgore. I do a great Kilgore impression. Excuse me a minute.
Angel- Who's Darth Vader?
As K9999 goes off for a few minutes, the two hostages hear the sound of a helicopter approach.
Angel- Hey, it's a, a... (thinking VERY hard) inflatable banana.
Krizalid- Aw Christ! HOW did you come to that conclusion!? Just shut up from now on. Why didn't sercurity pick this up?
Unfortunately for NESTS, due to cutbacks following their defeat, sercurity consists of one slightly pissed off poodle at the door, and a red alert light with a green bulb. K9999 comes back, dressed as Colonel Kilgore from Apocolypse Now.
K9999- I love the smell of HSDM's in the morning! Smells like, victory. Whadda ya think guys?
Krizalid- Yeah, very nice. We've got bigger problems now. That helicopter sounds dangerous.
Angel- Maybe it's Father Christmas, come to give us presents.
Outside, John keeps the chopper hovering outside. Athena takes a megaphone and makes her announcement to NESTS. Down below, the poodle is barking at them a bit.
Athena- This is your goddess, bad Athena shouting at you. You have five minutes to surrender your base to us, or, we'll... we'll do something anyway.
Billy- Love the guard poodle by the way.
Krizalid- What are we gonna do? K9999, you have got to untie me. We're in deep shit now!
K9999- Bad Athena's don't surf! (he then morphs his mutant arm into a megaphone) Alright then Athena have the base.
Krizalid- What!
Angel- Can you let me free? The Sunset Beach marathon starts soon.
K9999- That's tomorrow you retard! Anyway guys, I'm going. Have fun, I'm gonna be Kilgore from now on. Bye.
As K9999 dressed as Kilgore leaves, Athena and her friends enter, claiming the base as their own. They are now quite disapointed with their new conquest.
Mature- Is this it? What a shithole.
Billy- Where's all them hi tec gizmo's you NESTS types are famous for. All I see is a PC and a green "red alert" signal.
Angel- I've got a tamagotchi. It's called Fluffy and...
Krizalid- For the love of God! Could you guys shut her up or something? Do what you want with the base, but no more inane comments from her.
Mature- Do you guys have any money at all? Anything worth taking. Come on, we're desperate here.
John- I found thirty six dollars in this Tellytubbies moneybox.
Billy- I found these dirty photos of Angel in a nurse's uniform. Hey Athena, isn't that Kensou with his hand between her tits?
Athena sees this photo and is enraged. She is reminded about Kensou's cheating on her, and turns her anger to Angel, one of the girls responsible.
Athena- Right you dumb bitch. You're gonna suffer now!
Angel- What does suffer mean?
Before she can say anything else retarded, Athena covers Angel's mouth with tape. She is holding a large plank of wood, ready to do Angel some serious damage.
Mature- Thank God. That girl sure does talk shit.
Krizalid- Don't get me started. You never had to hear her story about a pair of trousers called Dave.
Billy- Oh Kay, right. Dave the trousers.
As the rest of the group help themselves to NESTS meagre possessions, Athena drags Angel to the far corner to dish out a bit of punishment.
Athena- You're dogmeat now, bimbo. Though you hardly have any brain to suffer brain damage.
She smacks Angel round the head with the plank of wood over and over whilst repeating "I'm the daddy now!" loudly.
Due to this, she fails to notice Kensou, Chin, Bao, Jhun Karou and for some reason Vice.
Kensou- Athena. NO!
Athena- What the fuck! Aw it's you. What do you want?
Jhun- Well, for a start, you shouldn't say "I'm the daddy now!" since your female.
Athena- Oh yeah, thanks. (She hits Angel again) "I'm the mummy now!"
Kensou- No! STOP! We want the old Athena back. The lovely, pleasant cute good one who was the only reason we lasted so long in KOF.
Athena pauses from giving Angel her beating. She notices Vice is in the group.
Athena- What's she? An honourary Phsyco Soldier.
Vice- I'm here 'cause I want Mature back.
Athena- Aww how romantic.
Kensou- Come on Athena. This whole bad girl thing isn't you. All that new music of yours about evil stuff. Murder, devil worship, obscene sex, drug abuse and those fuzzy dice you get in cars. It isn't right, and most of your fans are in therapy.
Athena- It'll take far more than that to convince me to go back to being sickening little miss goody two shoes.
End of part 6. Will Kensou and the group convince Athena to go back to her old ways? Will Vice and Mature get back together? Will Angel talk any more crap? Find out next chapter. Same KOF time (possibly), same KOF channel.
Our anti heroine Athena and her group are on their way to invade the NESTS main base. Using one of John Crawley's old heilcopters and the well thought out plan based on "Fly over to them and do whatever we need to to make them give up". It took the gang five hours to come up with that masterpiece.
Mature- So what exactly are we going to do to make NESTS surrender? I didn't quite catch that part.
Billy- Does it really matter? If it works, great. If not, try something else.
John- So we don't actually have a plan?
Mature- What else is new.
Athena is looking at the stickers John has on the chopper window. They include "Don't follow me, I'm lost too.", and "My other chopper's the one off Airwolf."
Athena- We better not get lost this time. Got stuff to do, not sure what yet, but...
While they fly over to NESTS, at the base unknown to them, a situation has broken out. K9999 has gone mental and taken Krizalid and Angel hostage. These three are all that's left of NESTS after the last KOF tournament. The Tetsuo ripoff is angry about that very reason. He has them tied to chairs, and has his shotgun arm out.
K9999- I can't take it any more! Why was I created as a Tetsuo clone?! I'm the laughing stock of KOF!
Krizalid- I'm in charge here. You've murdered your creator our anime obsessive scientist Aidrian. Now stop this, and...
K9999- You know what the real tragedy here is? I HATE ANIME! It's stupid. All giant robots and jailbait schoolgirls. Can't stand the stuff. Give me the Hollywood classics any day.
Angel- I don't know what anime is, but aren't I sexy?
Krizalid- Yes, very interesting. Now shut up, bimbo.
Angel's unintelligent contribution leaves K9999 lost for a second.
K9999- Why do we employ her?
Krizalid- It was Zero. He said after Whip and Vanessa left, we needed a bit of sex appeal in NESTS. Plus, she's too stupid to argue with us when we tell her to wear those skimpy outfits. I like the French maid one myself.
Angel- I like sex appeal. It's great.
Krizalid- Angel, be quiet. No one's interested. We hired you for your tits, and arse, not your thoughts.
K9999- Anyway, as I was saying. Anime fucking sucks. I don't wanna be Tetsuo. Why couldn't I be Darth Vader?
Krizalid- Count yourself lucky. Aidrian's original idea was to have you as a Dragonball ripoff.
K9999- Urgh, Dragonball. Shit. Or I could be Colonel Kilgore. I do a great Kilgore impression. Excuse me a minute.
Angel- Who's Darth Vader?
As K9999 goes off for a few minutes, the two hostages hear the sound of a helicopter approach.
Angel- Hey, it's a, a... (thinking VERY hard) inflatable banana.
Krizalid- Aw Christ! HOW did you come to that conclusion!? Just shut up from now on. Why didn't sercurity pick this up?
Unfortunately for NESTS, due to cutbacks following their defeat, sercurity consists of one slightly pissed off poodle at the door, and a red alert light with a green bulb. K9999 comes back, dressed as Colonel Kilgore from Apocolypse Now.
K9999- I love the smell of HSDM's in the morning! Smells like, victory. Whadda ya think guys?
Krizalid- Yeah, very nice. We've got bigger problems now. That helicopter sounds dangerous.
Angel- Maybe it's Father Christmas, come to give us presents.
Outside, John keeps the chopper hovering outside. Athena takes a megaphone and makes her announcement to NESTS. Down below, the poodle is barking at them a bit.
Athena- This is your goddess, bad Athena shouting at you. You have five minutes to surrender your base to us, or, we'll... we'll do something anyway.
Billy- Love the guard poodle by the way.
Krizalid- What are we gonna do? K9999, you have got to untie me. We're in deep shit now!
K9999- Bad Athena's don't surf! (he then morphs his mutant arm into a megaphone) Alright then Athena have the base.
Krizalid- What!
Angel- Can you let me free? The Sunset Beach marathon starts soon.
K9999- That's tomorrow you retard! Anyway guys, I'm going. Have fun, I'm gonna be Kilgore from now on. Bye.
As K9999 dressed as Kilgore leaves, Athena and her friends enter, claiming the base as their own. They are now quite disapointed with their new conquest.
Mature- Is this it? What a shithole.
Billy- Where's all them hi tec gizmo's you NESTS types are famous for. All I see is a PC and a green "red alert" signal.
Angel- I've got a tamagotchi. It's called Fluffy and...
Krizalid- For the love of God! Could you guys shut her up or something? Do what you want with the base, but no more inane comments from her.
Mature- Do you guys have any money at all? Anything worth taking. Come on, we're desperate here.
John- I found thirty six dollars in this Tellytubbies moneybox.
Billy- I found these dirty photos of Angel in a nurse's uniform. Hey Athena, isn't that Kensou with his hand between her tits?
Athena sees this photo and is enraged. She is reminded about Kensou's cheating on her, and turns her anger to Angel, one of the girls responsible.
Athena- Right you dumb bitch. You're gonna suffer now!
Angel- What does suffer mean?
Before she can say anything else retarded, Athena covers Angel's mouth with tape. She is holding a large plank of wood, ready to do Angel some serious damage.
Mature- Thank God. That girl sure does talk shit.
Krizalid- Don't get me started. You never had to hear her story about a pair of trousers called Dave.
Billy- Oh Kay, right. Dave the trousers.
As the rest of the group help themselves to NESTS meagre possessions, Athena drags Angel to the far corner to dish out a bit of punishment.
Athena- You're dogmeat now, bimbo. Though you hardly have any brain to suffer brain damage.
She smacks Angel round the head with the plank of wood over and over whilst repeating "I'm the daddy now!" loudly.
Due to this, she fails to notice Kensou, Chin, Bao, Jhun Karou and for some reason Vice.
Kensou- Athena. NO!
Athena- What the fuck! Aw it's you. What do you want?
Jhun- Well, for a start, you shouldn't say "I'm the daddy now!" since your female.
Athena- Oh yeah, thanks. (She hits Angel again) "I'm the mummy now!"
Kensou- No! STOP! We want the old Athena back. The lovely, pleasant cute good one who was the only reason we lasted so long in KOF.
Athena pauses from giving Angel her beating. She notices Vice is in the group.
Athena- What's she? An honourary Phsyco Soldier.
Vice- I'm here 'cause I want Mature back.
Athena- Aww how romantic.
Kensou- Come on Athena. This whole bad girl thing isn't you. All that new music of yours about evil stuff. Murder, devil worship, obscene sex, drug abuse and those fuzzy dice you get in cars. It isn't right, and most of your fans are in therapy.
Athena- It'll take far more than that to convince me to go back to being sickening little miss goody two shoes.
End of part 6. Will Kensou and the group convince Athena to go back to her old ways? Will Vice and Mature get back together? Will Angel talk any more crap? Find out next chapter. Same KOF time (possibly), same KOF channel.