Disclaimer:Do I own the Bat? No. Do you own the Bat?
Maybe, but it's not likely. You could be some lunatic who THINKS you own
the Bat, but that's different.
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"Chibi neko," she said, her eyes full of love. She reached forward to hug me. Her arms wrapped around me, the arms I had longed for all those years. It made me sick.
"Don't call me that!" I said, shrugging her off angerily. She stared at me.
"After all this time, why do you turn away?"
"After all this time, don't I have a right to be pissed?"
"I-I don't understand!"
"Let's see.....you faked your own death, joined the Jokerz, put me through 3 years of hell, got Chichioya killed, kidnapped me, and you expect me to welcome you with open arms?!?"
She sat on my "bed". "I wanted to see you again."
"Why'd you do it, Keisei?" There was a commotion outside.
"It's the Bat!" Jokerz ran to battle Terry. I removed my other cuff and stood.
"That'd be my ride." I ran for the door, but was frozen in place before I could make it. "What the..."
"Where do you think you get it from?" asked Keisei, formerly known as my mother. "I gave you all your power! I gave you the means to do what you've done! Do you not appreciate this?"
"I appreciate it, beleive me!"
"I was so proud when you robbed that museum." I was now raising into the air. "I thought you could one day join me. We could have had ultimate power AND riches! But you had to change. You had to be the good girl." I was but an inch from her. "Well, now you get what all good girls get. Your reward!" She grabbed at me, but I swung my legs out of reach and into her face. She fell to the ground, nose bloodied and a dark ring swelling around her eye.
"Lemme give you a clue about good girls," I said, walking up to her. "We're bad girls who don't get caught." And I kicked her lights out.
As I ran outside the warehouse, I saw Terry, um, Batman fighting off a whole shitload of Jokerz. Ace was helping, but the odds weren't good. To the side, I saw Wayne standing with Pu. "Haepu! Electralink to the Batsuit!" The Suit's picture appeared on the screen. "Strength enhancers." The red muscles that signified the enhancments flickered on. "Double enhancements." The muscles shapes swelled, and Jokerz were flying farther. But no matter how many asses were kcked, there were more asses to take their place. "Dammit! These things are like Kareboh{1}!" I fumed.
"What?" That, unmistakabley, was Wayne.
"Long story. Haepu, triple enhancements." The muscles swelled again, but to no avail. "Maybe if we piss him off?" We started yelling "encouagements".
"You couldn't hit a target if it was staring you in the eye!"
"Strength enhancements my foot!"
"Wayne could do better than that!"
Wayne gave me the evil eye. "Closest thing to my grandma." He took a swing at me with his cane. "Ahh! Sorry! Sorry! Mercy!" Our levity was cut short as Batman screamed in pain. The Jokerz were dragging him into the warehouse. "Batman!" I screamed.
"Tell them!" He yelled as they dragged him along. "Tell them!" Tears filled my eyes and threatened to spill. As realization swept over me, I turned to Wayne.
"We've gotta get to the Cave and lock the suit before they try to take off the cowl!"
**************************************************************************** ********* I am on a cliffhanger spree! Review, please! **************************************************************************** ********* {1}Kareboh is a card on Yu-Gi-Oh! that can be combined with a magic card, Multiply, and as many Kareboh as you destroy, they'll keep coming back. I don't own it either.
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"Chibi neko," she said, her eyes full of love. She reached forward to hug me. Her arms wrapped around me, the arms I had longed for all those years. It made me sick.
"Don't call me that!" I said, shrugging her off angerily. She stared at me.
"After all this time, why do you turn away?"
"After all this time, don't I have a right to be pissed?"
"I-I don't understand!"
"Let's see.....you faked your own death, joined the Jokerz, put me through 3 years of hell, got Chichioya killed, kidnapped me, and you expect me to welcome you with open arms?!?"
She sat on my "bed". "I wanted to see you again."
"Why'd you do it, Keisei?" There was a commotion outside.
"It's the Bat!" Jokerz ran to battle Terry. I removed my other cuff and stood.
"That'd be my ride." I ran for the door, but was frozen in place before I could make it. "What the..."
"Where do you think you get it from?" asked Keisei, formerly known as my mother. "I gave you all your power! I gave you the means to do what you've done! Do you not appreciate this?"
"I appreciate it, beleive me!"
"I was so proud when you robbed that museum." I was now raising into the air. "I thought you could one day join me. We could have had ultimate power AND riches! But you had to change. You had to be the good girl." I was but an inch from her. "Well, now you get what all good girls get. Your reward!" She grabbed at me, but I swung my legs out of reach and into her face. She fell to the ground, nose bloodied and a dark ring swelling around her eye.
"Lemme give you a clue about good girls," I said, walking up to her. "We're bad girls who don't get caught." And I kicked her lights out.
As I ran outside the warehouse, I saw Terry, um, Batman fighting off a whole shitload of Jokerz. Ace was helping, but the odds weren't good. To the side, I saw Wayne standing with Pu. "Haepu! Electralink to the Batsuit!" The Suit's picture appeared on the screen. "Strength enhancers." The red muscles that signified the enhancments flickered on. "Double enhancements." The muscles shapes swelled, and Jokerz were flying farther. But no matter how many asses were kcked, there were more asses to take their place. "Dammit! These things are like Kareboh{1}!" I fumed.
"What?" That, unmistakabley, was Wayne.
"Long story. Haepu, triple enhancements." The muscles swelled again, but to no avail. "Maybe if we piss him off?" We started yelling "encouagements".
"You couldn't hit a target if it was staring you in the eye!"
"Strength enhancements my foot!"
"Wayne could do better than that!"
Wayne gave me the evil eye. "Closest thing to my grandma." He took a swing at me with his cane. "Ahh! Sorry! Sorry! Mercy!" Our levity was cut short as Batman screamed in pain. The Jokerz were dragging him into the warehouse. "Batman!" I screamed.
"Tell them!" He yelled as they dragged him along. "Tell them!" Tears filled my eyes and threatened to spill. As realization swept over me, I turned to Wayne.
"We've gotta get to the Cave and lock the suit before they try to take off the cowl!"
**************************************************************************** ********* I am on a cliffhanger spree! Review, please! **************************************************************************** ********* {1}Kareboh is a card on Yu-Gi-Oh! that can be combined with a magic card, Multiply, and as many Kareboh as you destroy, they'll keep coming back. I don't own it either.