"Athena's new image". part 7.
Hey everybody! It's a big, senseless fight scene. The most ridiculous KOF battle since Orochi Iori took on Yamazaki in an argument over which washing powder produces the whitest whites.
As Athena was smashing Angel's head with a plank of wood, Kensou and her other old friends have arrived. They are here in order to convince her to rejoin their side for goodness. So far, they aren't making a very good job of it.
Kensou- Athena please? We need you, and so do your fans. We can't get into KOF without you, and Jhun and Karou have cried themselves to sleep every night.
Athena- Really? Ha ha ha. That's so lame.
Jhun- Remember how much the fans loved the cute, sweet Athena? This bad girl thing isn't you.
Athena- It's too much fun being evil. You do what you want, no one fucks with you. Pretty soon, I might be ready to take over the world. It'll be SO cool.
Chin- Told you she wasn't coming back, let's go home. Hey Vice, wanna replace her? You've not nicer breasts and...
The drunk old fart is cut off when Vice hurls him across the room. Vice then goes off to find Mature, with the intention of winning back her girlfriend. She's holding roses and chocolates.
Mature, along with Billy and John are looting NESTS meagre possesions. Among the rubbish they've taken are Foxy's old haircare products and Lucky Glauber's mostly false autobiography "Oh No! Not another shameless cash in! The Lucky Glauber Legend." Krizalid and Angel are still tied up.
Billy- They'll release any old KOF related crap these days.
Krizalid- You can't take that. It's signed.
Vice- Mature honey. I want you back, I love you. Remember the good times when we were KOF's premier lesbian couple?
Mature- Should have thought of that before running off with Whip, shouldn't you? Bitch!
Vice- That didn't work out. The little whore ran away with all my money. And my Sailor Moon stuff.
Billy- Piss off. Mature has no interest in a woman with an Adolf Hitler hairdo.
Suddenly, Mature grabs Billy by the neck, choking him.
Mature- Don't you insult my baby's hairstyle! Vice has lovely hair, not at all Hitler like!
John- Uh, Vice DID cheat on you, Mature.
Mature- Oh yeah... that's true that is. Now I'm lost.
After two minutes of being confused, Mature reaches out to strangle Vice as well as Billy. Athena sees this.
Athena- Ooh, a fight scene. Come on you wussies. Join in, here, I'll start.
To start things her end, Athena boots Kensou in the bollocks, who charges her in response. Bao punches Jhun in the stomach.
Jhun- What'd you do that for?
Bao- Big fight scene. We've all got to join in.
In response, Jhun sends the annoying kid flying with a "Full Moon Slash". Now most people in the room are taking part in a massive "all vs all" brawl.Karou, not being a fighter is hiding under a table with a colinder on her head.
Karou- Don't hurt me. I'm innocent. (seeing Billy nail Chin with a "Tri Kane Smash") Ow that's gotta hurt.
Krizalid has been released so that he can take part. No one cared enough about Angel to let her join. Unfortunately, the tape has come off her mouth, leaving her free to talk crap.
Angel- This game looks fun. Can I play? where's the ball?
Even Shingo and Kasumi from part 3 turn up, having heard there's a big silly fight.
Shingo- As the future hero of KOF, I demand you let me take part in this brawl!
Angel- Hey, you're Iori's son aren't you.
Shingo and Kasumi look blankly at one another. They both then pick up the NESTS bimbo, still tied to her chair and throw her into the crowd. John, Vice and Bao are knocked over, and the newcomers then rush to get stuck in.
Kasumi- Yeah, fight scene! (attacking Krizalid) Kill! Maim! etc.
This big brawl rages on, with everyone fighting everyone else. Bao taunts Vice, getting her mad.
Bao- Vice has Hitler hair, Vice has Hitler hair...
The Orochi babe slams the stupid hat boy into the floor with her "Black End". Elsewhere, Kensou and Shingo hit each other, with no clear winner.
Kensou- You'll never be the KOF hero. I've got the Dragon Spirit. As soon as I learn what to do with it...
Shingo- Face it. Without Athena on your team no one gives a rat's arse about you...
Their stalemate brawl is interrupted when Athena dives into them with a "Phoenix Arrow", flooring them both.
Athena- DIE! You irrelevant little shits.
Krizalid is fighting back against Kasumi, who attacked him.
Krizalid- Try to jump me will you? You little cow!
Kasumi- At least I don't dress like Prince, or whatever you call him these days.
This is all Krizalid needs to catch her out using his "Air Whirl Uppercuts".
Meanwhile, the fighting continues with Jhun versus Mature and Chin against John. Anybody knocked down before has gotten back up, to face a new opponent. Everyone is fighting except Bao, who's simply being battered about by everyone else. Shingo throws his body at John's head.
Shingo- HA! Who needs fire when you can throw irritating kids in dumb hats at people.
Angel- I know. Let's all have a singalong. I'll start and everyone else join in. It'll be fun...
Everyone else- SHUT UP MORON!
Thankfully, Billy smacks her across the head with his staff. While this happens, Mature catches Athena off guard using an "Ebony Tears".
Athena- What was that for?
Mature- This is a senseless fight scene. There's no sides right now. You won't make a good villian by being so gullible...OWW!
She falls over, having been hit in the back by Kensou's "Dragon Claws".
Athena- Thanks Kensou.
Kensou- Does this mean you'll come back to us?
Athena- No. I'm bad now. Let's carry on fighting.
After an hour of mindless but fun violence, everyone launces their DMs at everybody else. First, Kasumi defeats Bao with her "Ultimate Ecstacy Crunch" before she is nailed by Chin's "Flame Blast" who in turn falls to Billy's "Flaming Stick Spin". Billy's then beaten by Krizalid's "Desperate Oppression Rage" who is taken out by John's "Super Mega Smash". Vice catches John in her "Negative Gain" shortly before Mature beats her using a "Heaven's Gate". Jhun is next, defeating Mature using his "Phoenix Nail Kick" before being overcome by Shingo' "Burning Shingo".
Being the loveable idiot he is, Shingo trips over Bao's beaten body, knocking himself unconcious. This leaves only Athena and Kensou who collide with their respective DMs. Athena using her "Shining Crystal Bit", Kensou with his "Dragon Raiser" The result is that both of them KO each other, leaving only Karou and Angel still concious. Karou removes her colinder and cautiously peeks from under the table.
Karou- What do we do now? Everyone who matters, and a few who don't are knocked out cold.
Angel- You know, I still have no idea what's going on.
Karou- You never do. You're just NESTS pet bimbo.
Whew, that's the end of the helluva big, helluva ridiculous fight scene. How will it all end? Will Athena turn back to justice, good and unbearable sweetness? Or is the new evil, punky, hate fuelled Athena here to stay? Your guess is as good as mine for the moment.
PS. I took some move names from various FAQs, so please excuse any wrongly named attacks.
Hey everybody! It's a big, senseless fight scene. The most ridiculous KOF battle since Orochi Iori took on Yamazaki in an argument over which washing powder produces the whitest whites.
As Athena was smashing Angel's head with a plank of wood, Kensou and her other old friends have arrived. They are here in order to convince her to rejoin their side for goodness. So far, they aren't making a very good job of it.
Kensou- Athena please? We need you, and so do your fans. We can't get into KOF without you, and Jhun and Karou have cried themselves to sleep every night.
Athena- Really? Ha ha ha. That's so lame.
Jhun- Remember how much the fans loved the cute, sweet Athena? This bad girl thing isn't you.
Athena- It's too much fun being evil. You do what you want, no one fucks with you. Pretty soon, I might be ready to take over the world. It'll be SO cool.
Chin- Told you she wasn't coming back, let's go home. Hey Vice, wanna replace her? You've not nicer breasts and...
The drunk old fart is cut off when Vice hurls him across the room. Vice then goes off to find Mature, with the intention of winning back her girlfriend. She's holding roses and chocolates.
Mature, along with Billy and John are looting NESTS meagre possesions. Among the rubbish they've taken are Foxy's old haircare products and Lucky Glauber's mostly false autobiography "Oh No! Not another shameless cash in! The Lucky Glauber Legend." Krizalid and Angel are still tied up.
Billy- They'll release any old KOF related crap these days.
Krizalid- You can't take that. It's signed.
Vice- Mature honey. I want you back, I love you. Remember the good times when we were KOF's premier lesbian couple?
Mature- Should have thought of that before running off with Whip, shouldn't you? Bitch!
Vice- That didn't work out. The little whore ran away with all my money. And my Sailor Moon stuff.
Billy- Piss off. Mature has no interest in a woman with an Adolf Hitler hairdo.
Suddenly, Mature grabs Billy by the neck, choking him.
Mature- Don't you insult my baby's hairstyle! Vice has lovely hair, not at all Hitler like!
John- Uh, Vice DID cheat on you, Mature.
Mature- Oh yeah... that's true that is. Now I'm lost.
After two minutes of being confused, Mature reaches out to strangle Vice as well as Billy. Athena sees this.
Athena- Ooh, a fight scene. Come on you wussies. Join in, here, I'll start.
To start things her end, Athena boots Kensou in the bollocks, who charges her in response. Bao punches Jhun in the stomach.
Jhun- What'd you do that for?
Bao- Big fight scene. We've all got to join in.
In response, Jhun sends the annoying kid flying with a "Full Moon Slash". Now most people in the room are taking part in a massive "all vs all" brawl.Karou, not being a fighter is hiding under a table with a colinder on her head.
Karou- Don't hurt me. I'm innocent. (seeing Billy nail Chin with a "Tri Kane Smash") Ow that's gotta hurt.
Krizalid has been released so that he can take part. No one cared enough about Angel to let her join. Unfortunately, the tape has come off her mouth, leaving her free to talk crap.
Angel- This game looks fun. Can I play? where's the ball?
Even Shingo and Kasumi from part 3 turn up, having heard there's a big silly fight.
Shingo- As the future hero of KOF, I demand you let me take part in this brawl!
Angel- Hey, you're Iori's son aren't you.
Shingo and Kasumi look blankly at one another. They both then pick up the NESTS bimbo, still tied to her chair and throw her into the crowd. John, Vice and Bao are knocked over, and the newcomers then rush to get stuck in.
Kasumi- Yeah, fight scene! (attacking Krizalid) Kill! Maim! etc.
This big brawl rages on, with everyone fighting everyone else. Bao taunts Vice, getting her mad.
Bao- Vice has Hitler hair, Vice has Hitler hair...
The Orochi babe slams the stupid hat boy into the floor with her "Black End". Elsewhere, Kensou and Shingo hit each other, with no clear winner.
Kensou- You'll never be the KOF hero. I've got the Dragon Spirit. As soon as I learn what to do with it...
Shingo- Face it. Without Athena on your team no one gives a rat's arse about you...
Their stalemate brawl is interrupted when Athena dives into them with a "Phoenix Arrow", flooring them both.
Athena- DIE! You irrelevant little shits.
Krizalid is fighting back against Kasumi, who attacked him.
Krizalid- Try to jump me will you? You little cow!
Kasumi- At least I don't dress like Prince, or whatever you call him these days.
This is all Krizalid needs to catch her out using his "Air Whirl Uppercuts".
Meanwhile, the fighting continues with Jhun versus Mature and Chin against John. Anybody knocked down before has gotten back up, to face a new opponent. Everyone is fighting except Bao, who's simply being battered about by everyone else. Shingo throws his body at John's head.
Shingo- HA! Who needs fire when you can throw irritating kids in dumb hats at people.
Angel- I know. Let's all have a singalong. I'll start and everyone else join in. It'll be fun...
Everyone else- SHUT UP MORON!
Thankfully, Billy smacks her across the head with his staff. While this happens, Mature catches Athena off guard using an "Ebony Tears".
Athena- What was that for?
Mature- This is a senseless fight scene. There's no sides right now. You won't make a good villian by being so gullible...OWW!
She falls over, having been hit in the back by Kensou's "Dragon Claws".
Athena- Thanks Kensou.
Kensou- Does this mean you'll come back to us?
Athena- No. I'm bad now. Let's carry on fighting.
After an hour of mindless but fun violence, everyone launces their DMs at everybody else. First, Kasumi defeats Bao with her "Ultimate Ecstacy Crunch" before she is nailed by Chin's "Flame Blast" who in turn falls to Billy's "Flaming Stick Spin". Billy's then beaten by Krizalid's "Desperate Oppression Rage" who is taken out by John's "Super Mega Smash". Vice catches John in her "Negative Gain" shortly before Mature beats her using a "Heaven's Gate". Jhun is next, defeating Mature using his "Phoenix Nail Kick" before being overcome by Shingo' "Burning Shingo".
Being the loveable idiot he is, Shingo trips over Bao's beaten body, knocking himself unconcious. This leaves only Athena and Kensou who collide with their respective DMs. Athena using her "Shining Crystal Bit", Kensou with his "Dragon Raiser" The result is that both of them KO each other, leaving only Karou and Angel still concious. Karou removes her colinder and cautiously peeks from under the table.
Karou- What do we do now? Everyone who matters, and a few who don't are knocked out cold.
Angel- You know, I still have no idea what's going on.
Karou- You never do. You're just NESTS pet bimbo.
Whew, that's the end of the helluva big, helluva ridiculous fight scene. How will it all end? Will Athena turn back to justice, good and unbearable sweetness? Or is the new evil, punky, hate fuelled Athena here to stay? Your guess is as good as mine for the moment.
PS. I took some move names from various FAQs, so please excuse any wrongly named attacks.