"Athena's new image". part 8.
After the big, stupid fight, everybody ended up having been knocked unconcious by each other's DMs. After a while, they all begin to wake up, battered, bruised and dazed.
Shingo- Oww, my head hurts. So who actually won?
Vice- God knows. Let's call it a draw. We all beat each other.
Kensou- Except for Bao. He's crap.
Angel- Oh hey. Your'e all awake from sleepy time. Time to start a new day...
Athena- We've been KOed about twenty minutes, bimbo.
On seeing Athena, Kensou remembers why he's there in the first place.
Kensou- Athena, my love. Come back to us. All your fans miss you and want the old Athena back.
John- I don't.
Chin- Who asked you, Top Gun reject?
While Kensou and co attempt to convince Athena to rejoin the goodies, Vice continues her quest to get back with ex lover Mature. Billy, John and Krizalid watch in the hopes of a catfight.
Vice- Mature honey. I love you, I need you back. Remember how good the sex was? Whip was crap in bed. Please?
Mature- I don't know...
Vice- And who else are you gonna go to anime conventions in cosplay with. We're perfect for each other.
Mature is seriously thinking about going back to Vice. Annoyingly, someone starts singing the T.A.T.U song "All the things she said". It's Bao.
Mature- What the fuck do you want?
Bao- I figured it could be your new theme song. It suits you, being lezzies and all. Now, if you both get into little school uniforms...
Vice- That's it! I'm gonna kill that kid!
Mature- Vice, wait.
Vice- Why?
Mature- Let's both kill him. It'll be romantic, and we haven't done anything together in a while.
As the newly back together Orochi killers beat the crap out of Bao, Kensou continues to try and make the case for Athena to come back with them.
Kensou- Come on Athena. You were the KOF fans little darling. We need you, they need you. This bad girl thing isn't you.
Athena- I don't know. The fans turned against me, you cheated on me, plus it's fun being evil. Besides, out of the regular KOF teams, us and the Koreans were always seen as jobbers. Plus bringing in Bao really hurt our credibility. Now, I don't have to care whether fans like me or not.
Kensou- I'll admit Bao was a mistake. Chin bought him from Ralf in a bar.
Chin- I was drunk, he was cheap, and we needed a crap sidekick. In fact, he came free when I bought Baitang.
Athena is having a crisis, trying to decide whether to turn back into a good girl, or stay evil. In the tired old cliche, her good and bad conciences appear to convince her either way.
Angelic Athena- Come back to the good guys. Everyone loves the old sweet innocent Athena. You'll easily be back in fashion. Besides, that punk look really isn't you, girlfriend.
Satanic Athena- Fuck all that shit. Evil's great, carry on like this, and you'll conquer the universe in no time. The fans are just dumb ten year olds, and middle aged pervs.
Jhun- Before this, I'd never have guessed that Athena had a satanic side.
Kasumi- Next, we'll see Rugal's nice, generous persona.
Real Athena- This is my concience crisis. You two piss off.
Angelic Athena- Remember all the happy little fans paying good money for any old merchandise bearing your image? Then paying for the same old shite next year when you changed costumes.
Jhun- I resent that! No Athena merchandise is shite!
Karou- You obvously missed the Athena musical toilet seat.
Jhun- YOU'VE GOT THAT! I MUST HAVE IT! I WILL PAY $500 FOR IT!
Karou- Done.
Billy- Sad bastard. Won't catch me doing any of that. (he then realises he is holding a copy of Lucky Glaubers lying memoirs).
This talk of merchandise hits the right spot in Athena. People must love her, if their even willing to pay a lot for a musical toilet seat with her on it. And all this merchandise is based on the Athena of old. Cute, polite, innocent, fan friendly.
Athena- They really love me. It feels great to be everyones idol. I'd better turn back to my old self again.
She magically morphs into her KOF 2002 outfit. Kensou and her other old friends are very happy.
Kensou- Does this mean you're coming back to us?
Athena- Oh yeah. Everyone loves the nice me. Kensou, get on the phone to my agent. We're gonna assault the market with even more crappy merchandise and make us richer.
Chin- That's the spirit girl.
Billy- What about us? Mature, tell her.
Mature however is busy hugging and exchanging sweet nothings with her lover Vice. John keeps watching in the hopes they'll start shagging.
John- So Athena's back to normal. Damn. I was hoping to fuck her.
Billy- I was gonna sleep with her you turd.
And so, the Phsyco Soldiers were reunited for truth, justice, overly cuteness and useless overpriced merchandise. Athena, Kensou, Chin, Jhun, Karou and a savagely beaten Bao head for home.
Kensou- Come on Athena, let's go home. We took Lin in as a lodger in your old room, but you can have Bao's room.
Bao- HEY!
Chin- You can sleep in the airing cupboard or something.
Athena- I'm still pissed off at you Kensou for cheating on me.
Kensou- So, are you and me a couple now?
Athena- Kensou, I like you. But we can't be a couple. It would break all my fans little hearts.
Kensou- God damn the fans.
Jhun and Karou look at him threateningly.
They leave to plan the next step in Athena's career. Shingo and Kasumi also leave, having had nothing to do with this whole scene anyway.
Shingo- Let's go find something better to do.
Kasumi- OK, where'd you wanna go?
Shingo- Let's go attack Goenitz. That guy's evil, and I'm a hero.
Kasumi groans and follows him in the hopes of talking Shingo out of this madness. She is sick of paying his hospital fees.
Krizalid- Well, looks like NESTS is truly over. I'm leaving to look for a proper job. D'ya think Kim still takes in reforming ex criminals?
Angel- I want to be an Orochi when I grow up.
Vice- You already are grown up. In body at least.
John- Ignore her. She's thick as shit that girl.
Angel- I am not thick! I've got a nice slim figure with huge tits.
Anyone else still there- SHUT UP BIMBO!
Mature- Vice. Come back to my apartment. It'll be like the good old days again.
Billy- What about me and John?
Mature- I want you two freeloaders out by tonight.
Billy+John- Aww! fuck!
Whew! That's the end of this crazy story. A big thank you to everyone who posted positive comments, they were much appreciated. Kept me going in my long winded lunacy. There'll be more fanfiction from me in the future, as soon as I work out what it'll be.
After the big, stupid fight, everybody ended up having been knocked unconcious by each other's DMs. After a while, they all begin to wake up, battered, bruised and dazed.
Shingo- Oww, my head hurts. So who actually won?
Vice- God knows. Let's call it a draw. We all beat each other.
Kensou- Except for Bao. He's crap.
Angel- Oh hey. Your'e all awake from sleepy time. Time to start a new day...
Athena- We've been KOed about twenty minutes, bimbo.
On seeing Athena, Kensou remembers why he's there in the first place.
Kensou- Athena, my love. Come back to us. All your fans miss you and want the old Athena back.
John- I don't.
Chin- Who asked you, Top Gun reject?
While Kensou and co attempt to convince Athena to rejoin the goodies, Vice continues her quest to get back with ex lover Mature. Billy, John and Krizalid watch in the hopes of a catfight.
Vice- Mature honey. I love you, I need you back. Remember how good the sex was? Whip was crap in bed. Please?
Mature- I don't know...
Vice- And who else are you gonna go to anime conventions in cosplay with. We're perfect for each other.
Mature is seriously thinking about going back to Vice. Annoyingly, someone starts singing the T.A.T.U song "All the things she said". It's Bao.
Mature- What the fuck do you want?
Bao- I figured it could be your new theme song. It suits you, being lezzies and all. Now, if you both get into little school uniforms...
Vice- That's it! I'm gonna kill that kid!
Mature- Vice, wait.
Vice- Why?
Mature- Let's both kill him. It'll be romantic, and we haven't done anything together in a while.
As the newly back together Orochi killers beat the crap out of Bao, Kensou continues to try and make the case for Athena to come back with them.
Kensou- Come on Athena. You were the KOF fans little darling. We need you, they need you. This bad girl thing isn't you.
Athena- I don't know. The fans turned against me, you cheated on me, plus it's fun being evil. Besides, out of the regular KOF teams, us and the Koreans were always seen as jobbers. Plus bringing in Bao really hurt our credibility. Now, I don't have to care whether fans like me or not.
Kensou- I'll admit Bao was a mistake. Chin bought him from Ralf in a bar.
Chin- I was drunk, he was cheap, and we needed a crap sidekick. In fact, he came free when I bought Baitang.
Athena is having a crisis, trying to decide whether to turn back into a good girl, or stay evil. In the tired old cliche, her good and bad conciences appear to convince her either way.
Angelic Athena- Come back to the good guys. Everyone loves the old sweet innocent Athena. You'll easily be back in fashion. Besides, that punk look really isn't you, girlfriend.
Satanic Athena- Fuck all that shit. Evil's great, carry on like this, and you'll conquer the universe in no time. The fans are just dumb ten year olds, and middle aged pervs.
Jhun- Before this, I'd never have guessed that Athena had a satanic side.
Kasumi- Next, we'll see Rugal's nice, generous persona.
Real Athena- This is my concience crisis. You two piss off.
Angelic Athena- Remember all the happy little fans paying good money for any old merchandise bearing your image? Then paying for the same old shite next year when you changed costumes.
Jhun- I resent that! No Athena merchandise is shite!
Karou- You obvously missed the Athena musical toilet seat.
Jhun- YOU'VE GOT THAT! I MUST HAVE IT! I WILL PAY $500 FOR IT!
Karou- Done.
Billy- Sad bastard. Won't catch me doing any of that. (he then realises he is holding a copy of Lucky Glaubers lying memoirs).
This talk of merchandise hits the right spot in Athena. People must love her, if their even willing to pay a lot for a musical toilet seat with her on it. And all this merchandise is based on the Athena of old. Cute, polite, innocent, fan friendly.
Athena- They really love me. It feels great to be everyones idol. I'd better turn back to my old self again.
She magically morphs into her KOF 2002 outfit. Kensou and her other old friends are very happy.
Kensou- Does this mean you're coming back to us?
Athena- Oh yeah. Everyone loves the nice me. Kensou, get on the phone to my agent. We're gonna assault the market with even more crappy merchandise and make us richer.
Chin- That's the spirit girl.
Billy- What about us? Mature, tell her.
Mature however is busy hugging and exchanging sweet nothings with her lover Vice. John keeps watching in the hopes they'll start shagging.
John- So Athena's back to normal. Damn. I was hoping to fuck her.
Billy- I was gonna sleep with her you turd.
And so, the Phsyco Soldiers were reunited for truth, justice, overly cuteness and useless overpriced merchandise. Athena, Kensou, Chin, Jhun, Karou and a savagely beaten Bao head for home.
Kensou- Come on Athena, let's go home. We took Lin in as a lodger in your old room, but you can have Bao's room.
Bao- HEY!
Chin- You can sleep in the airing cupboard or something.
Athena- I'm still pissed off at you Kensou for cheating on me.
Kensou- So, are you and me a couple now?
Athena- Kensou, I like you. But we can't be a couple. It would break all my fans little hearts.
Kensou- God damn the fans.
Jhun and Karou look at him threateningly.
They leave to plan the next step in Athena's career. Shingo and Kasumi also leave, having had nothing to do with this whole scene anyway.
Shingo- Let's go find something better to do.
Kasumi- OK, where'd you wanna go?
Shingo- Let's go attack Goenitz. That guy's evil, and I'm a hero.
Kasumi groans and follows him in the hopes of talking Shingo out of this madness. She is sick of paying his hospital fees.
Krizalid- Well, looks like NESTS is truly over. I'm leaving to look for a proper job. D'ya think Kim still takes in reforming ex criminals?
Angel- I want to be an Orochi when I grow up.
Vice- You already are grown up. In body at least.
John- Ignore her. She's thick as shit that girl.
Angel- I am not thick! I've got a nice slim figure with huge tits.
Anyone else still there- SHUT UP BIMBO!
Mature- Vice. Come back to my apartment. It'll be like the good old days again.
Billy- What about me and John?
Mature- I want you two freeloaders out by tonight.
Billy+John- Aww! fuck!
Whew! That's the end of this crazy story. A big thank you to everyone who posted positive comments, they were much appreciated. Kept me going in my long winded lunacy. There'll be more fanfiction from me in the future, as soon as I work out what it'll be.