A/N: Hello again. Thanx for reading this is chapter two.
"So how exactly did you guys get here?" Aly asked while munching on a
piece of toast.
"Ummm... I really don't know." Aragorn admitted.
"Yeah, one minute we're running away from some wargs and then falling
down into this ravine and then POW! We're here." Frodo says.
"Yeah just like that.... POW!" Legolas shakes his head.
"Well I personally I think that this place is better than where ever
we were headed."
"Yeah like to death." Frodo says.
"Did anybody ever tell you that you would look much hotter with out the
hair?"
Sarah slaps Aly in the back of the head.
"Ow."
"And plus the ring will probably be safer here anyway." Aragorn decides.
"Wait a minute. Does that mean we'll have those creepy horsie guys
after us now?"
"No, Aly. They didn't come through the .... what ever you want to call it."
"Oh goodie." Aly giggles.
"I have a question. How come we use your language? Like we use your words
like 'sec' for second, and 'dude'?"
"Well ummm... Aragorn, I think... dude this is just too weird. I can't
call you Aragorn. You're Viggo!" Aly slams her head down on the counter.
"Whoa. Easy there Aly. We don't want anymore head injuries." Sarah says.
"Maybe you guys picked it up through osmosis."
"Sarah, they've only been here like two hours."
"Ok... well there goes that theory. I'm sorry Viggo I mean... Aragorn
I just can't answer you're question."
"Ok let's get the names straight." Aly decides suddenly businesslike.
She turns to Frodo. "You're name's Elijah Wood."
"No it isn't. It's Frodo!"
"In Middle Earth you name's Frodo. Here you name's Elijah Wood."
"Ok... I ummm this is weird." Frodo says.
Aly turns to Legolas.
"You're name is Orlando Bloom. And you're name is Viggo Mortensen."
"Make sure you guys remember that." Sarah giggles. "We wouldn't want
you guys freaking out the public..."
"Ok now we have to get you guys dressed right."
~*~
Upstairs Aly is rooting through her Dad's closet.
She hands a pair of jeans and T-shirts to each of the three.
"Go get dressed." She waves them off and stands triumphant in the closet
door way.
"Now we just gotta make sure they get everything on properly." Sarah
sighs.
~*~
Later they're all sitting in Aly's living room again.
Aly pops in Lord of the Rings DVD and turns on the interviews.
She points to the screen when Elijah Wood comes on.
"See. This is you." She says to Frodo.
"And this is you." She says to Aragorn.
"And this is you."
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!" Legolas screamed.
"Ummmm. Oh boy is this hard to explain... Sarah?"
"Don't look at me."
"Ummm I dunno it's just... different. Deal with it. Anyway."
"Elijah, Where's the ring?" Sarah asks.
"Elijah!" Both girls scream
"Oh that's me isn't it?" Frodo asks.
"Fine! Frodo..." Aly sighs
"It's right here."
"So technically since we're in another demension the ring is safe, and
Middle Earth is safe?"
"Uhhhh I don't think it works that way. Other demension or not we still
have to cast the ring into Mount Doom." Aragorn states matter-of-factly.
"Ok... so where's Mount Doom in this demension?"
"Well, where does Sauron live?" Legolas asks.
"Uhhhhh..."
"This isn't Middle Earth... there is no Sauron. But I suppose his equal
would be.... Sarah little help?"
"I dunno... ummm ... Britney Spears?"
"YES! That's it! Let's go upstairs and find out when her next concert is.
WE can use the net."
"Sounds good."
Aly and Sarah run upstairs to Aly's room.
"Do you think we should follow them?" Frodo asks.
Legolas nods. "Why not? What could be so bad up there?"
~*~
They all made their way up stairs even though Legolas couldn't quite
understand the concept of *stairs*. Araogrn saw a weird shaped
box with a tube coming out of it. He was giving it strange looks when
Frodo tripped coming up the stairs (he really wasn't used to them) and
crashed into his back. Aragorn fell forward and bumped the box.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! It made a huge loud noise.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" They all screamed.
A door opened and Aly came out. She stopped the noise and looked at
Aragorn, who was lying on the floor hiding his face and brandishing his
sword blindly. Frodo was hanging on to his leg for dear life and
Legolas was cowering behind the wall.
"Relax. It's not going to hurt you." She said to the three beings on her
floor. Then she mumbled to herself "I knew someone should have put
away the vaccuum cleaner." She shook her head, picked up the vaccuum,
and walked off.
Sarah poked her head out of the door. "Come on guys." She motioned
for them to come into Aly's room.
They all walked in gazing around in wonder.
Legolas walked over to Aly's window. "You guys don't have many trees."
He said leaning closer.
BANG!
"Ow..." Legolas said rubbing his head.
"What was that?!" He leaned closer again.
BANG!
Sarah walked over to Legolas. "Jeez! Would you stop banging your head
against the window!"
She took his hand and brought it to the window. "See? It's solid."
"Boy that's weird."
"Yeah I know Aly uses Windex."
Sarah ran over to where Frodo was playing with Aly's perfume.
"No no! ... too late"
He sprayed it. He immediatly started coughing like crazy. He fell to
the floor almost gagging.
Sarah came into his view standing directly above him.
"I wouldn't spray that."
"So I've noticed." He choked.
"No!" Sarah screamed as she ran over to Aragorn who was about to touch
Aly's lava lamp. "That's hot. You really don't want to touch it. You
know I think we should turn this off." She clicked the power switch
just as Aly walked into the room.
"My gosh it's a job to keep after these three." Sarah said just as
Legolas rested his elbow on the piano. He quickly stood up straight.
"See what I mean?"
Aly shook her head. "Yep."
Turning to the other three she said, "Welcome to 2001."
"So how exactly did you guys get here?" Aly asked while munching on a
piece of toast.
"Ummm... I really don't know." Aragorn admitted.
"Yeah, one minute we're running away from some wargs and then falling
down into this ravine and then POW! We're here." Frodo says.
"Yeah just like that.... POW!" Legolas shakes his head.
"Well I personally I think that this place is better than where ever
we were headed."
"Yeah like to death." Frodo says.
"Did anybody ever tell you that you would look much hotter with out the
hair?"
Sarah slaps Aly in the back of the head.
"Ow."
"And plus the ring will probably be safer here anyway." Aragorn decides.
"Wait a minute. Does that mean we'll have those creepy horsie guys
after us now?"
"No, Aly. They didn't come through the .... what ever you want to call it."
"Oh goodie." Aly giggles.
"I have a question. How come we use your language? Like we use your words
like 'sec' for second, and 'dude'?"
"Well ummm... Aragorn, I think... dude this is just too weird. I can't
call you Aragorn. You're Viggo!" Aly slams her head down on the counter.
"Whoa. Easy there Aly. We don't want anymore head injuries." Sarah says.
"Maybe you guys picked it up through osmosis."
"Sarah, they've only been here like two hours."
"Ok... well there goes that theory. I'm sorry Viggo I mean... Aragorn
I just can't answer you're question."
"Ok let's get the names straight." Aly decides suddenly businesslike.
She turns to Frodo. "You're name's Elijah Wood."
"No it isn't. It's Frodo!"
"In Middle Earth you name's Frodo. Here you name's Elijah Wood."
"Ok... I ummm this is weird." Frodo says.
Aly turns to Legolas.
"You're name is Orlando Bloom. And you're name is Viggo Mortensen."
"Make sure you guys remember that." Sarah giggles. "We wouldn't want
you guys freaking out the public..."
"Ok now we have to get you guys dressed right."
~*~
Upstairs Aly is rooting through her Dad's closet.
She hands a pair of jeans and T-shirts to each of the three.
"Go get dressed." She waves them off and stands triumphant in the closet
door way.
"Now we just gotta make sure they get everything on properly." Sarah
sighs.
~*~
Later they're all sitting in Aly's living room again.
Aly pops in Lord of the Rings DVD and turns on the interviews.
She points to the screen when Elijah Wood comes on.
"See. This is you." She says to Frodo.
"And this is you." She says to Aragorn.
"And this is you."
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!" Legolas screamed.
"Ummmm. Oh boy is this hard to explain... Sarah?"
"Don't look at me."
"Ummm I dunno it's just... different. Deal with it. Anyway."
"Elijah, Where's the ring?" Sarah asks.
"Elijah!" Both girls scream
"Oh that's me isn't it?" Frodo asks.
"Fine! Frodo..." Aly sighs
"It's right here."
"So technically since we're in another demension the ring is safe, and
Middle Earth is safe?"
"Uhhhh I don't think it works that way. Other demension or not we still
have to cast the ring into Mount Doom." Aragorn states matter-of-factly.
"Ok... so where's Mount Doom in this demension?"
"Well, where does Sauron live?" Legolas asks.
"Uhhhhh..."
"This isn't Middle Earth... there is no Sauron. But I suppose his equal
would be.... Sarah little help?"
"I dunno... ummm ... Britney Spears?"
"YES! That's it! Let's go upstairs and find out when her next concert is.
WE can use the net."
"Sounds good."
Aly and Sarah run upstairs to Aly's room.
"Do you think we should follow them?" Frodo asks.
Legolas nods. "Why not? What could be so bad up there?"
~*~
They all made their way up stairs even though Legolas couldn't quite
understand the concept of *stairs*. Araogrn saw a weird shaped
box with a tube coming out of it. He was giving it strange looks when
Frodo tripped coming up the stairs (he really wasn't used to them) and
crashed into his back. Aragorn fell forward and bumped the box.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! It made a huge loud noise.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" They all screamed.
A door opened and Aly came out. She stopped the noise and looked at
Aragorn, who was lying on the floor hiding his face and brandishing his
sword blindly. Frodo was hanging on to his leg for dear life and
Legolas was cowering behind the wall.
"Relax. It's not going to hurt you." She said to the three beings on her
floor. Then she mumbled to herself "I knew someone should have put
away the vaccuum cleaner." She shook her head, picked up the vaccuum,
and walked off.
Sarah poked her head out of the door. "Come on guys." She motioned
for them to come into Aly's room.
They all walked in gazing around in wonder.
Legolas walked over to Aly's window. "You guys don't have many trees."
He said leaning closer.
BANG!
"Ow..." Legolas said rubbing his head.
"What was that?!" He leaned closer again.
BANG!
Sarah walked over to Legolas. "Jeez! Would you stop banging your head
against the window!"
She took his hand and brought it to the window. "See? It's solid."
"Boy that's weird."
"Yeah I know Aly uses Windex."
Sarah ran over to where Frodo was playing with Aly's perfume.
"No no! ... too late"
He sprayed it. He immediatly started coughing like crazy. He fell to
the floor almost gagging.
Sarah came into his view standing directly above him.
"I wouldn't spray that."
"So I've noticed." He choked.
"No!" Sarah screamed as she ran over to Aragorn who was about to touch
Aly's lava lamp. "That's hot. You really don't want to touch it. You
know I think we should turn this off." She clicked the power switch
just as Aly walked into the room.
"My gosh it's a job to keep after these three." Sarah said just as
Legolas rested his elbow on the piano. He quickly stood up straight.
"See what I mean?"
Aly shook her head. "Yep."
Turning to the other three she said, "Welcome to 2001."