ULTIMATE BATTLE OF THE AGES!! SUPER SAIYANS VS. THE CHICKEN
One day Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Future Trunks where at a farm.
"I'm hungry." said Goku.
"You're always hungry, dad." exclaimed Gohan.
"Hey look, some chickens!" Trunks said pointing to some chickens. "Let's catch them so we can eat them!"
"Silly boy, why catch them when you can blast them!" Vegeta said. He let loose a frenzy of blasts that destroyed the farm and killed the chickens.
"Dad, why did you do that, now they all are burnt." Trunks said.
"Damn!" Vegeta yelled. "Kakarott, this is all your fault!"
"But what did I do?"
"Look, one is still alive!" yelled Gohan pointing at a huge 6 foot tall chicken monster.
"Let's get it!" Trunks said charging towards it. As he did the chicken just kicked him aside.
"Foolish boy, this is how you kill a chicken." Vegeta flew towards the chicken and punched it.
"Bwak!" it yelled as it pecked Vegeta.
"Stupid bird!" Vegeta yelled as he was defeated.
"I got it!" Gohan yelled. He started to chase the chicken across the farm.
"It's running away! Let's catch it!" Trunks yelled joining the pursuit.
"KAAAA..." Goku says as he starts to charges up.
They continue to run after the chicken. Gohan tries to chop it, but hits Trunks in the head. Vegeta goes for a kick, but kicks Gohan in the nads. This makes Gohan cry. Vegeta manages to catch it and jumps on its back. "YEEE-HAAWW!!!" he shouts as he rids the bucking chicken.
"Go dad!" Trunks shouts.
"MEEEE.." Goku continues.
"Vegeta gets bucked off and the chicken starts to run again. "Quick, blast it!" he shouts. The three saiyans charge up and begin to shoot at it, but the chicken dodges every blast. It runs up
a tree and the saiyans decide how to get it down. They start to throw rocks at it and the
chicken falls on Vegeta.
"HAAAA..." Goku continues.
"I've had enough of this!" Trunks says as he goes super saiyan. The others join him and the three super saiyans chase the chicken. They try to catch it, but Trunks and Gohan run into
each other. Vegeta tries to blast it again, but instead shoots Gohan. Vegeta laughs at this. Trunks picks up a truck and throws it, but he threw it to far. On Roshi's island, Krillin and 18 are outside when the car falls on Krillin.
"Oh my God, HA, HA, HA!" laughs 18 pointing at Krillin.
Back at the farm, the saiyans try to lure out the chicken by calling it.
"Here chicken, chicken, chicken." Vegeta calls holding out a carrot.
"Dad, chickens don't eat carrots."
"Quiet boy! You have a better idea!?"
"MEEEE..." Goku continues.
The chicken runs out from where its hiding and the saiyans try to jump it, but instead run into each other. The chicken starts to dance and run around in circles.
"I think its mocking us." said Gohan.
"HAAAAAA!!!" screams Goku as his blast cuts through the air and hits the chicken. It dies.
"Dad, what are you doing?"
"Well, I'm still training for the androids that will attack the soutwest of southwest city in the southwest."
"Ohhh." Gohan says in amazement.
"Stupid Kakarott, he still doesn't realize the androids have already attacked."
"HEY VEGETA, LET'S EAT IT NOW!"
"Blast it Kakarott, why do you always have to yell!?"
Vegeta whips out his bar-b-q pit he got for Christmas and puts on his chefs hat and apron
and begins to cook the chicken. When it was done, they ate it along with tuxedo mask, who owned the farm.
The moral of this story is: Never go to tuxedo's mask's ranch. He has 6 foot tall chickens.
One day Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Future Trunks where at a farm.
"I'm hungry." said Goku.
"You're always hungry, dad." exclaimed Gohan.
"Hey look, some chickens!" Trunks said pointing to some chickens. "Let's catch them so we can eat them!"
"Silly boy, why catch them when you can blast them!" Vegeta said. He let loose a frenzy of blasts that destroyed the farm and killed the chickens.
"Dad, why did you do that, now they all are burnt." Trunks said.
"Damn!" Vegeta yelled. "Kakarott, this is all your fault!"
"But what did I do?"
"Look, one is still alive!" yelled Gohan pointing at a huge 6 foot tall chicken monster.
"Let's get it!" Trunks said charging towards it. As he did the chicken just kicked him aside.
"Foolish boy, this is how you kill a chicken." Vegeta flew towards the chicken and punched it.
"Bwak!" it yelled as it pecked Vegeta.
"Stupid bird!" Vegeta yelled as he was defeated.
"I got it!" Gohan yelled. He started to chase the chicken across the farm.
"It's running away! Let's catch it!" Trunks yelled joining the pursuit.
"KAAAA..." Goku says as he starts to charges up.
They continue to run after the chicken. Gohan tries to chop it, but hits Trunks in the head. Vegeta goes for a kick, but kicks Gohan in the nads. This makes Gohan cry. Vegeta manages to catch it and jumps on its back. "YEEE-HAAWW!!!" he shouts as he rids the bucking chicken.
"Go dad!" Trunks shouts.
"MEEEE.." Goku continues.
"Vegeta gets bucked off and the chicken starts to run again. "Quick, blast it!" he shouts. The three saiyans charge up and begin to shoot at it, but the chicken dodges every blast. It runs up
a tree and the saiyans decide how to get it down. They start to throw rocks at it and the
chicken falls on Vegeta.
"HAAAA..." Goku continues.
"I've had enough of this!" Trunks says as he goes super saiyan. The others join him and the three super saiyans chase the chicken. They try to catch it, but Trunks and Gohan run into
each other. Vegeta tries to blast it again, but instead shoots Gohan. Vegeta laughs at this. Trunks picks up a truck and throws it, but he threw it to far. On Roshi's island, Krillin and 18 are outside when the car falls on Krillin.
"Oh my God, HA, HA, HA!" laughs 18 pointing at Krillin.
Back at the farm, the saiyans try to lure out the chicken by calling it.
"Here chicken, chicken, chicken." Vegeta calls holding out a carrot.
"Dad, chickens don't eat carrots."
"Quiet boy! You have a better idea!?"
"MEEEE..." Goku continues.
The chicken runs out from where its hiding and the saiyans try to jump it, but instead run into each other. The chicken starts to dance and run around in circles.
"I think its mocking us." said Gohan.
"HAAAAAA!!!" screams Goku as his blast cuts through the air and hits the chicken. It dies.
"Dad, what are you doing?"
"Well, I'm still training for the androids that will attack the soutwest of southwest city in the southwest."
"Ohhh." Gohan says in amazement.
"Stupid Kakarott, he still doesn't realize the androids have already attacked."
"HEY VEGETA, LET'S EAT IT NOW!"
"Blast it Kakarott, why do you always have to yell!?"
Vegeta whips out his bar-b-q pit he got for Christmas and puts on his chefs hat and apron
and begins to cook the chicken. When it was done, they ate it along with tuxedo mask, who owned the farm.
The moral of this story is: Never go to tuxedo's mask's ranch. He has 6 foot tall chickens.