Disclaimer: You can tell what is mine and what isn't! Aladdin characters
aren't mine.
"Jafar goes to School."
Jafar: Hi. I'm new. And so is my twin, Rafaj.
Collins: Ok, Uhh...Welcome to our class, Jafar *looks around the room questioningly* and Rafaj.
Rafaj: I gotta go to the bathroom!
Collins: Uhh...this is Homeroom. Can you wait seven more minutes?
Jafar: Six minutes.
Collins: Ok, well I think he-er sh-er uh Rafaj can wait.
Rafaj: Oh, ok.
Jafar: *cackle*
Rafaj: Shut up Jafar!
Jafar: *clears throat.*
~Bell~
Collins: Ok Rafaj, you can go to the bathroom now.
Rafaj stands, deciding weather to take the girl's pass or the boys pass.
Rafaj: Never mind, I don't have to go anymore.
Collins: Where are you two going next?
Jafar: Uhh...Social Studies.
Rafaj: Oh goody! I like Mr. Collins.
Collins: Oh wonderful.
~~~ The twins arrive at lunch.
Rafaj: Food! Food! Food! Mmmm...Rafaj is hungry!
Jafar: Calm yourself Iago-I mean Rafaj.
~In the lunch line.~
Jafar: What is this stuff? French fries? Hamburgers? Eww. I'm not eating this.
Rafaj: Oh my! You Jaf! You gotta try those fries man!
Jafar: Actually I don't.
Rafaj stuffs a few fries in Jafar's mouth.
Jafar: Wow, these are good.
Rafaj: Here, I bought six. You can have some. Go get us a seat and I'll go put some salt on these.
Jafar: They have salt?
Rafaj: Yeah now go sit down.
They eat lunch.
~~~ At SSR
Mr. Cino the band director: All right! You all are acting like a bunch of blond left handed clarinet players! *catches sight of the twins* Who are you?
Jafar: I am Jafar and this is my twin, Rafaj.
Rafaj: Yeah! We wanna play!
Cino: Too bad! It's against my rules for anything to do with Aladdin to be in my classroom.
Rafaj: Ahhh! *Runs around the room poking Jay while yelling Lamb Fries.*
Cino: Get out of my room you two.
AK the Omnipotent King of the World: What about Jafazmin?
Cino: What the? Yeah, him too.
Chelsie The Omnipotent Grand Vizier Grandpa Rafaj: Jafazmin's a girl.
Cino: Get out Jafar, Rafaj and Jafazmin.
Jafar, Rafaj, Chelsie and AK get up and leave.
Cino: Chelsie and Alexandra, what are you doing?
AK: You told us to leave.
Cino: Uhh no. I didn't.
Chelsie: Yeah you did because I'm Rafaj and AK is Jafazmin.
Cino: Sit back down!
Chelsie and AK: Oh, ok...(to each other) Now we dropped a letter grade for this rehearsal!
~bell~
Chelsie: One last thing, Mr. Cino.
Cino: Yes?
Chelsie: The funeral for the cement hamburgers is on Monday.
The End!
"Jafar goes to School."
Jafar: Hi. I'm new. And so is my twin, Rafaj.
Collins: Ok, Uhh...Welcome to our class, Jafar *looks around the room questioningly* and Rafaj.
Rafaj: I gotta go to the bathroom!
Collins: Uhh...this is Homeroom. Can you wait seven more minutes?
Jafar: Six minutes.
Collins: Ok, well I think he-er sh-er uh Rafaj can wait.
Rafaj: Oh, ok.
Jafar: *cackle*
Rafaj: Shut up Jafar!
Jafar: *clears throat.*
~Bell~
Collins: Ok Rafaj, you can go to the bathroom now.
Rafaj stands, deciding weather to take the girl's pass or the boys pass.
Rafaj: Never mind, I don't have to go anymore.
Collins: Where are you two going next?
Jafar: Uhh...Social Studies.
Rafaj: Oh goody! I like Mr. Collins.
Collins: Oh wonderful.
~~~ The twins arrive at lunch.
Rafaj: Food! Food! Food! Mmmm...Rafaj is hungry!
Jafar: Calm yourself Iago-I mean Rafaj.
~In the lunch line.~
Jafar: What is this stuff? French fries? Hamburgers? Eww. I'm not eating this.
Rafaj: Oh my! You Jaf! You gotta try those fries man!
Jafar: Actually I don't.
Rafaj stuffs a few fries in Jafar's mouth.
Jafar: Wow, these are good.
Rafaj: Here, I bought six. You can have some. Go get us a seat and I'll go put some salt on these.
Jafar: They have salt?
Rafaj: Yeah now go sit down.
They eat lunch.
~~~ At SSR
Mr. Cino the band director: All right! You all are acting like a bunch of blond left handed clarinet players! *catches sight of the twins* Who are you?
Jafar: I am Jafar and this is my twin, Rafaj.
Rafaj: Yeah! We wanna play!
Cino: Too bad! It's against my rules for anything to do with Aladdin to be in my classroom.
Rafaj: Ahhh! *Runs around the room poking Jay while yelling Lamb Fries.*
Cino: Get out of my room you two.
AK the Omnipotent King of the World: What about Jafazmin?
Cino: What the? Yeah, him too.
Chelsie The Omnipotent Grand Vizier Grandpa Rafaj: Jafazmin's a girl.
Cino: Get out Jafar, Rafaj and Jafazmin.
Jafar, Rafaj, Chelsie and AK get up and leave.
Cino: Chelsie and Alexandra, what are you doing?
AK: You told us to leave.
Cino: Uhh no. I didn't.
Chelsie: Yeah you did because I'm Rafaj and AK is Jafazmin.
Cino: Sit back down!
Chelsie and AK: Oh, ok...(to each other) Now we dropped a letter grade for this rehearsal!
~bell~
Chelsie: One last thing, Mr. Cino.
Cino: Yes?
Chelsie: The funeral for the cement hamburgers is on Monday.
The End!