(a/n: OK MY MATE MADCAT AND I WROTE THIS TOGETHER)
M/C= MADCAT
M/L= MISS LUPIN
was a quiet day at Acorn Nursery, until they arrived!
Severus Snape was sitting in the corner playing with toy potion bottle When suddenly the door burst open and four 3 year old boys walked in Beatle style.
(M/L: Slow motion)
The leader was James Potter a scrawny black haired boy with round glasses.
(M/C: HUGE!)
Beside James was Sirius Black.
(M/L: No comment)
(M/C: humana humana!)
Next was Peter Pettigrew, a small chubby boy with a plump round face. And golden blonde hair.
(M/C: Traitor)
(M/L: calm down madcat!)
Then there was Remus Lupin a under weight boy with straw like hair and Amber eyes.
(M/L: Humana Humana!)
(M/C: He's three for goodness sake!)
A little red haired girl named Lily, ran over to James and hugged him and trapped his arms at his side. Sirius burst out laughing and started to sing "Lily and James sitting in a tree A-B-C-D-E-F-G!"
James gave Sirius an evil glare "Shut up!" he hissed.
"Maybe I will…..Maybe I won't!" Sirius retorted.
The Child minder appeared out of the blue, "Good morning children….OH NO NOT YOU FOUR AGAIN!" The four Marauders stared up at her with puppy dog eyes, trying to look innocent, but huge grins spread across their faces.
Severus began to tremble with fear, every time he was near the Maruaders something TERRIBLE would happen. So he slid silently into the shadows of a corner. But it was to late.
(M/L: Man we're cruel!)
"Hey guys it's Snape!" Remus shouted.
"Hi yeah grease ball!" Sirius remarked.
"The plastic surgeons called about your nose!" James started "they said it would take them a year or so to complete!"
Severus sighed heavily. He knew they wouldn't stop there.
The Marauders moved in closer for the kill. Severus felt fear fall upon him and he felt the urgent need for the loo.
"Lets tie his under wear to a flag pole while he is still wearing them!" Sirius suggested.
"Sirius I warned you about threatening the other children!" The child minder said
"and you promised to stop with the pranks, same goes for you three to!" She said pointing her finger at James, Remus and Peter. "Now do you promise to behave?" She asked.
"Yes!" they replied in union. But of course they had their fingers crossed behind their backs. All the kinder gardeners sat altogether on the floor in front off the teachers chair.
Sirius was trying to fling elastic bands at Snapes head. While Remus was falling asleep on the floor and James and Peter were plying rock, paper scissors.
Lily was fiddling with here long hair. While the teacher rambled on about them having to tell the rest class their favourite nursery rhymes.
"Now, who wants to go first?" She asked.
No one moved but the Marauders hands were straight up in the air and waving frantically.
"Anyone? Please?...on ok Sirius your up first." She sighed. Sirius jumped up with pride as the other Marauders clapped and whistled. Sirius took a long deep bow to show his appreciation.
(M/C: Tune to twinkle twinkle little star)
"This is one I like to call.." Sirius thought up something quickly in his head " twinkle twinkle Puppy star!" He began to sing.
"Twinkle twinkle puppy star,
I like going to the bar,
I have beer and sometimes gin,
That is why I full of sin,
I play pranks with Marauder friends,
We'll torture Snape until the end,
Twinkle twinkle puppy star,
I like going to the bar…"
The Marauders burst into applause, while Snape looked completely terrified.
Sirius sat back down after a high five from James.
"Thank you…Sirius for that uplifting song!" the teacher said sarcastically. "Now who's next?"