Chapter 2

A/N: Madcat changed her username to Miss Black, so her sign will be M/B

OK? Warning: we are very hyper at the moment and talking like 3 year olds with a crazy bitch hamster. Ok on with the story……….Ok we start on 3...ok…1!…2!…u ready 3?

Back at the Acorn nursery the marauders were waiting for their turn to say their fave nursery rhyme.

"So who wants to go next?" The teacher asked.

"You want a riddle?" Sirius asked "Ok…so take the word NEXT and take off the T and then change N into S… and what do you get? Teacher?"

A sloth silence filled the room, while a the marauders answered the question in a Mexican wave, saying "SEX!!!"

Suddenly they jumped up and formed a line and started doing a congo line, while singing….

"Se-e-e-e-e-ex, S-e-e-e-ex! S-e-e-e-e-x!" Then James who was at the front started singing

"Take you're your shirt off LILY, Take your shirt LILY!" And Sirius at the back sung "Go to hell SNAPE! Go to hell SNAPE!"

(M/L: Random or what?)

(M/B: GO SIRIUS! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, NOT REALLY!! PARTY ANYWAY!!!)

(M/L: Ahem… calm down miss black, lets carry on with the story!)

So they sat down again, while a pair of socks was steeling the teachers money out of her purse.

"I want to go next!!! Pick me I'm ever so smart!" Remus shouted.

(M/L: Man I've got a major Wedgie!)

(M/B: you do realize your typing that?)

(M/L: I am……Damn it!)

Anyway…. Remus stood before the class, he looked soooooo sexy, he stood like a real man. Suddenly the song "I'm too sexy for my shirt" comes on and he does the full monty just for Miss Lupin…..

(M/B: Ahem…….getting a bit carried away there? Don't you think?)

Ok so that didn't, but wouldn't it be cool if it did? Anyway he took in a deep breast I mean……breath and sang little song

(M/L: I am little tea pot tune)

"I'm a little werewolf,

Short and stout,

Here is my tail, and here is my snout,

When it is a full moon hear shout,

Lock me up,

DON'T let me out!"

Remus sat back down, with all the other marauders chanting "MOONY! MOONY! MOONY!"

"EXCUSE ME!" The teacher screamed.

"What?" The boys asked curiously.

"Remus is not flash his bum at anyone!" The teacher exclaimed.

"Moony means to flash your butt?" Sirius questioned.

Suddenly the 3 other marauders burst into fits of laughter while Remus ran into a corner, and wet himself…..

(M/L: MISS BLACK!!!)

(M/B: Fine I'll change it…along with his nappy)

(M/L: I read that!)

(M/B: Well I typed it in front of you!)

Remus ran a corner and blushed! (And wet himself…hehehe she didn't see me typing it!)

"HAHAHA Remus you got such a crap nickname!!"

Suddenly….

(M/L: What I s it with us and the word suddenly?)

A invisible hand slapped Sirius's face……twice.

"What the hell was that?" James asked as a bright red mark appeared on each side of Sirius's face.

(M/L: MISS LUPIN!)

(M/L: Just getting my own back…)

(M/B: Well time to end the Chapter!)

THE END OF THE CHAPTER….or is it?

M/L: Oh my gosh who's going to believe us about the killer socks?

M/B: I known how stupid can you get?

M/L: Hey Miss Black what's that in the corner

M/B: Is that a sock?

M/L: Ahh Get it off me!! Where are you taking me?!

(Miss Lupin has left the building)

M/B: Hey you socks bring Miss Lupin back we need her for the other chapters! Oh god this will take a long time….

(Miss Black has left the building)

K/S: HAHAHA Killer socks shall rise! And we shall attack at dawn, first we shall send in the 3 toed sloth's and then the pigeons with the machine guns!" HAHAHA the world shall be ours!

(The killer socks have left the building!)

See you next chapter!