M/B: Prepare.
M/L: TO JOUST!!!!!
M/B: I told you to stop playing that game!!!
M/L: NEVER! MUMMY!
M/B: I wouldn't produce such an ugly child
M/L: HEY!
M/B: Prepare.....for execution!
M/L: Um.you mean the next chapter?
M/B: Oh right that.
Peter was already standing in front of everyone preparing to.
(M/L: JOUST!!) (
M/B: What do you actually do in joust?)
(M/L: Run around on ostriches pinching each others buttocks) (
M/B: Oh! I gotta try this game out!)
Any who. Peter was already standing in front of everyone preparing to….
(M/B: Don't even think about it!)
(M/L: Too late!)
..sing his song.
(M/L: Tune to Georgie Porgie.)
"Prongsy Wongsy, puddin' and pie,
(M/B: Ummmmm PIE!*drool*)
Kissed Lily made her cry.
When the Marauders came out to play,
Prongsy, Wongsy ran away!"
Peter sat down looking smug
(M/B: The conspirator, collaborator, traitor, turncoat.etc etc etc)
Suddenly.
(M/L: There that word again!)
Miss Black entered the Fan fic holding a pigeon knife ready to kill Peter. Suddenly the hand of Miss Lupin pulled her back.
(M/L: OH NO YOU DON'T!)
"Your turn Jimmy! And make it revengeful!" Sirius hissed at James.
"Ok I'll do my best." James said. Pushing his huge glasses back on his nose bridge.
(M/B: Massive glasses!!!)
He stood before the glass, we mean class……
(M/B: Why did you type that?)
(M/L: Coffee..taking.over!)
….and prepared to…..
(M/L: JOUST!)
(M/B: You should really lay of the coffee!)
(M/L: Well look who's talking Miss I'm a sugar addict!)
….sing his song.
(M/B: Tune to hush little baby!)
"Hush little Wormtail,
Don't say a word,
Voldies going to make you a Dark arts nerd,
And if you don't do what Voldie say,
He's going to blow you up someday!"
The teacher looked absolutely scared stiff. James sat back down looking even MORE smug then Peter.
"Who the heck is Voldie?" Sirius demanded.
"I dunno." James replied. The teacher moved over to james and grabbed him by the shoulders.
"James have you ever had dreams or maybe deja-vu?" She enquired.
"Hey! Don't go all Spanish on me!" James spat.
"Um.It's French." She said.
(M/L: Ok this next bit is the boys thoughts about deja -vu French.)
James:..
Sirius:....
Peter:......mmm Pie...
Remus: I knew that! How dumb can you get!
"Back off baby!" Sirius said, prying the teacher away from James.
"Don't call me baby!" She hissed.
"BABY! BABY! BABY! BABY! BABY! BABY! BABY! BABY!" Sirius yelled.
"Oh whatever!" the teacher said, sitting in her seat " Oh children I forgot to tell you but 3 students are joining us shortly."
Suddenly…
(M/L:NOOOOOO!)
…A new girl entered the room.
A/N: See ya next chapter! Come Miss Black let us go feed the flying chipmunks!