M/B: Sorry we haven't updated in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGES!!!!!!! We've been…busy! DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!!!!!

M/L: no don't be embarrassed about the truth silje…

M/B: no, jenny…don't say ANYTHING!!!

M/L: but I thought you cared!!!! We did each other's hair!!!!!

M/B: whatever…

M/L: *cries*

M/B: On with the show!!!

All the Marauders, Snape and Lily were looking at the new girl. She was wearing a sweater that said SoccerAngel on it.

"Hi, I'm Ally and I looooove Brian!" she said and sat down.

"I say we kill her," Sirius said through gritted teeth and watched her with blue narrowed eyes.

"Now, now Sirius. No…killing this time," the teacher said, annoyed. "You remember what happened with Billy Bob. We don't want the aurors coming here and we'll have to leave the country!"

"Screw the aurors!" Sirius said and the teacher gasped. "Release the gofers!!!"

Suddenly, (M/L: not AGAIN!!) a group of gofers came, picked Ally up and threw her out the window. Then they vanished.

(M/B: Random…)

(M/L: Random…)

The kids and the teacher heard a cartoony banging noise as Ally hit the tar which the authors replaced with spikes, poisonous snakes and the unsocial artist from Lord of The Rings who likes to eat people for supper.

(M/L: Nice work.)

(M/B: And I'm only warming up…you just wait it gets better *evil chipmunk laugh*)

"Hey! I wanted to kill her!" Sirius whined and looked at the teacher with puppy dog eyes (M/B: Puppy dog eyes, get it…Sirius…oh never mind) and a girly pout.

Suddenly (M/L:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH….)

(M/B: *puts earmuffs on* this may take a while, excuse us…)

4 HOURS LATER

"OK, you guys finished up there?" Lily yelled, looking at the ceiling.

James leaned to the right, where Remus sat, and whispered. "And that's meant to be my future wife…"

"What?" Remus asked, confusion written across his face.

"What?" James asked, confusion written across his face.

(M/L: Do I hear an echo?)

(M/B: Dude, man I just got déjà vu)

(M/L: scary…)

When the Marauders, Lily and Sevy (M/B: tee hee) saw Sirius' ridiculous pout, they all pointed at him in unison and started laughing in slow motion.

Sirius crossed his arms and frowned, glaring at the other kids, but they ignored him and carried on in hysterics. Sirius walked to a corner and stayed there for a few seconds…but then came back because he got lonely.

(M/B: typical Sirius…and I LOOOOOOVE HIM FOR IT!!!).

(M/L: oh dear lord)

Just then the door burst open again and two girls entered. The first one was a blond haired girl with snake scale green eyes, and a huge smirk fixed firmly on her face. Just behind her was a brunette, with hazel eyes and biting her bottom lip.

"Boom baby!" The blonde shouted and sat on the floor followed by the Brunette.

"Yes children," The teacher began "these are our other new students Silje and Jenny."

Silje gave an evil laugh and Jenny heaved a sigh.

"Silje…you dragged me in here now behave your self..." Jenny whispered harshly.

"Don't worry I will." Silje crossed her fingers, behind her back.

The teacher stood up and strolled over to a little book shelf. "Now children which story should I read today? How about jack and the beanstalk?"

Silje and Jenny both whined in union "BORING!"

"Ok how about Cinderella?"

"Fine!" everyone sighed.

"ok…" The teacher moved back to her seat and began to read "once upon a time there was a evil step mother called…"

"Jenny!" Silje laughed.

"Hey!" Jenny complained.

"no called Isabella and her husband died, And she treated her step daughter as a servant, and that little girls name was…can anyone guess?"

Everyone in the class looks blank.

"CINDERELLA! YOU THICK SKULLED CHILDREN!" The teacher exploded. Lily began to cry and ran over to James for a hug. Remus and Jenny blushed and said at the same time "we knew that!" While Sirius and Silje stood up and yelled at the teacher.

"I'm warning you not to shout again." Silje kinda…warned.

"oh yeah whats a three year old capable of!?" The teacher stood up as well.

"Believe us." Jenny raised up "more then you can imagine…"

More evil death stare were sent between jenny, Silje and the kinder garden teacher.

"go on then," The teacher hisses "prove it!"

"YOU AKSED FOR IT!" Silje screamed. Jenny and Silje did their secret handshake, then joined hands and closed their eyes, concentrating REALLY hard.

Suddenly Jenny began to shine Red and Silje glow Green and the teacher bust into flames, running around mad. Just then she went out and from no where an egg dropped on her head.

"That was you wasn't it?" Jenny asked

"YUP!" Smirked Silje.

"What the hell was that!?" James's eyes goggled at Silje and Jenny, as they began to laugh. Then they suddenly disappeared and evil, echoing laughs filled the room.

"Freaky!" Peter whispered.

"Hey!" Sirius winked "that Blonde was cute!" Silje suddenly appeared again and winked at Sirius.

"thanks sweetie!" She giggled, before disappearing again. Just then Jenny appeared behind the kinder garden teacher and shouted "Ogga Booga!" And disappeared.

The teacher just then died of shocked on the spot.

M/L: Ok sooo we got a tiny bit bored towards the end of this chapter and wanted to end it as quick as possible.

M/B: NO! Your coffee level just went to zero that's what happened!

M/L: That's is so not true *falls asleep on desk from lack of coffee*

M/B: Right. Ok readers see ya next chapter! Toodles!