A/N-Ok I am aware that I haven't updated for such a looooooong time. Thanks
to all my reviewers. I only got one flame; thenk you Professura_Dumbledora
for Ur o so nice comment it made me feel so special.
As you all may realize, I am not quite fond of hermione. If you like her, no offence to you but she annoys the hell out of me. So don't take anything personally.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fic if I did, it wouldn't be this shit *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*
Ash: WeLcOmE bAcK tO fAmIlY fEuD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!After that verrry long gap in which I couldn't have thought of anything I finally thought of something (A/N -if you could understand that u are insane like me.) Now will Crabbe and Voldermort please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Uh-oh to much radio.
Crabbe and Voldermort: ::step up to middle of room.::
Ash: We have surveyed 100 people and the top 6 answers are on the board. Okay, now for the question, Name the top six evil and scariest people in the world.
Crabbe: :: slams buzzer with forhead.:: Uhhhh..pizza?
Ash: :: ponders:: Hmmmm.lemme think about that.NO!Now Voldermort gets to go.
Voldermort: Well Ashley, unless I am mistaken I would expect myself to be the most evil person. Ever since I was a young lad..
Ash: Is this going anywhere?
Voldermort: OH..yes. My answer is Voldermort.
Ash: Okay, lets see if it's on the board. ::Turns over one part of board revealing Voldermort as #6 with 2 votes::
Voldermort: :: crying::NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO how can this be!!I thought I was the most feared.how-
Ash-shut up you big sissy. Pass or Play?
Voldermort: Play, of course.
Ginny: Okay it's my turn?
Ash: yes, and u just wasted 4 of the 10 seconds you have.
Ginny: Ummm.Ummm
Ash: ::singing jeopardy music:: na na na na,na na na, na na na na NA, na na na na na. Okay times up whats your answer. Ginny: You!
Ash: You who?
Ginny: You know who you.
Ash: You know who, You know you who?
Voldemort: sounds like their talking about me
Ashley: Who you know who you two deja-vous?
Voldermort: For christs' sakes, Ashley she means you!
Ash: You who?
Voldermort: ::rolls eyes:: O god
3 hours later
Ash: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo I get it!!!!
Ginny: took long enough
Ash: ::menacingly::do..i.have.to..start.throwing..tomatoes?
Ginny: ::cowering::
Ash: Gee, I have that effect on lots of people. Okay lets see.. ::Turns over one part of board revealing Ashley as #1 with 57 votes:: :::smiles:: I win! So far, The marsh mellow team has 59 points!! Now Ron it's your turn.
Ron: ::has been sleeping this whole time:: Huh? what was the question?
Ash: ::very pissed off:: Name the top six evil and scariest people in the world.
Ron: Oh, okay. Ummm..
Ash: 4 seconds
Ron: Justin Timberlake?
Ash: ::ponders:: Hmmmm.lemme think about that.NO! He is pretty scary though but it is still wrong. You have 1 strike. Now its ::shivers:: the bitches turn.
Hermione :: I resent that!
Ash: ::perky voice:: And like! I don't care!::end perky voice:: Okay answer
Hermione: Okay,I am going to say cats??
Ash: ::perky voice again:: like, how about no!::end perky:: Your pitiful team now has two strikes. Now we have Snape.
Snape: Do you think this nail polish matches?
Ash: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!
Snape: Okay, when you fake eyelashes are different sizes.
Ash: ::monotone:: Now I really wonder if that's up there. Guess not. That is your teams third strike! Now onto the powerpuff team. If they can get 1 answer they steal the points. Draco you first.
Random critic: We really didn't see that coming.
Ash: AIEEEEEEEEEEEE:: throws tomatoes:: Okay do you have an answer.
Draco: For some reason there is a voice that sounds like you saying to say Emma Watson, I have no idea who that is but Im just goin to got with that.
Ash: And..::Turns over one part of board revealing Emma Watson as #2 with 22 votes:: YOUR RIGHT!! Now you team has 81 points!!! Now for the rest of the answers, #3,
Scary Audience who somehow know when to talk: Parents!
Ash: #4
Scary Audience who somehow know when to talk: Keith guy on American Idol!
Ash: #5
Scary Audience who somehow know when to talk: Michael Jackson
Ash: So now we have the marshmallow team with 0 points and the powerpuff team with 81 points!! Come back next time for more family feud!!
A/N-I have nothing against Michael Jackson but he is looking kinda freaky lately. I want more than 10 reviews before I continue!!!bye!
As you all may realize, I am not quite fond of hermione. If you like her, no offence to you but she annoys the hell out of me. So don't take anything personally.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fic if I did, it wouldn't be this shit *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*
Ash: WeLcOmE bAcK tO fAmIlY fEuD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!After that verrry long gap in which I couldn't have thought of anything I finally thought of something (A/N -if you could understand that u are insane like me.) Now will Crabbe and Voldermort please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Uh-oh to much radio.
Crabbe and Voldermort: ::step up to middle of room.::
Ash: We have surveyed 100 people and the top 6 answers are on the board. Okay, now for the question, Name the top six evil and scariest people in the world.
Crabbe: :: slams buzzer with forhead.:: Uhhhh..pizza?
Ash: :: ponders:: Hmmmm.lemme think about that.NO!Now Voldermort gets to go.
Voldermort: Well Ashley, unless I am mistaken I would expect myself to be the most evil person. Ever since I was a young lad..
Ash: Is this going anywhere?
Voldermort: OH..yes. My answer is Voldermort.
Ash: Okay, lets see if it's on the board. ::Turns over one part of board revealing Voldermort as #6 with 2 votes::
Voldermort: :: crying::NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO how can this be!!I thought I was the most feared.how-
Ash-shut up you big sissy. Pass or Play?
Voldermort: Play, of course.
Ginny: Okay it's my turn?
Ash: yes, and u just wasted 4 of the 10 seconds you have.
Ginny: Ummm.Ummm
Ash: ::singing jeopardy music:: na na na na,na na na, na na na na NA, na na na na na. Okay times up whats your answer. Ginny: You!
Ash: You who?
Ginny: You know who you.
Ash: You know who, You know you who?
Voldemort: sounds like their talking about me
Ashley: Who you know who you two deja-vous?
Voldermort: For christs' sakes, Ashley she means you!
Ash: You who?
Voldermort: ::rolls eyes:: O god
3 hours later
Ash: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo I get it!!!!
Ginny: took long enough
Ash: ::menacingly::do..i.have.to..start.throwing..tomatoes?
Ginny: ::cowering::
Ash: Gee, I have that effect on lots of people. Okay lets see.. ::Turns over one part of board revealing Ashley as #1 with 57 votes:: :::smiles:: I win! So far, The marsh mellow team has 59 points!! Now Ron it's your turn.
Ron: ::has been sleeping this whole time:: Huh? what was the question?
Ash: ::very pissed off:: Name the top six evil and scariest people in the world.
Ron: Oh, okay. Ummm..
Ash: 4 seconds
Ron: Justin Timberlake?
Ash: ::ponders:: Hmmmm.lemme think about that.NO! He is pretty scary though but it is still wrong. You have 1 strike. Now its ::shivers:: the bitches turn.
Hermione :: I resent that!
Ash: ::perky voice:: And like! I don't care!::end perky voice:: Okay answer
Hermione: Okay,I am going to say cats??
Ash: ::perky voice again:: like, how about no!::end perky:: Your pitiful team now has two strikes. Now we have Snape.
Snape: Do you think this nail polish matches?
Ash: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!
Snape: Okay, when you fake eyelashes are different sizes.
Ash: ::monotone:: Now I really wonder if that's up there. Guess not. That is your teams third strike! Now onto the powerpuff team. If they can get 1 answer they steal the points. Draco you first.
Random critic: We really didn't see that coming.
Ash: AIEEEEEEEEEEEE:: throws tomatoes:: Okay do you have an answer.
Draco: For some reason there is a voice that sounds like you saying to say Emma Watson, I have no idea who that is but Im just goin to got with that.
Ash: And..::Turns over one part of board revealing Emma Watson as #2 with 22 votes:: YOUR RIGHT!! Now you team has 81 points!!! Now for the rest of the answers, #3,
Scary Audience who somehow know when to talk: Parents!
Ash: #4
Scary Audience who somehow know when to talk: Keith guy on American Idol!
Ash: #5
Scary Audience who somehow know when to talk: Michael Jackson
Ash: So now we have the marshmallow team with 0 points and the powerpuff team with 81 points!! Come back next time for more family feud!!
A/N-I have nothing against Michael Jackson but he is looking kinda freaky lately. I want more than 10 reviews before I continue!!!bye!