THE CREDITS (well, sorta):

Scott Bakula as Sam Beckett

Dennis Wolfberg* as Gooshy

Ziggy as Herself

Al Hayfever as Himself

C.J. Mullagan as Himself and Steven Bouas

William Miller as Himself

Homeless, homicidal psychopath as Himself

Skitz O. Frenic as Passerby

and Nat Rator as Himself

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

Don Bellisario & Bellisarius Productions, for not suing me.

My English teacher, Ms. Henricks, for giving me an A on this.

LEGAL STUFF AGAIN:

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*IN MEMORY OF:

Dennis Wolfberg, aka Gooshy, 1946-1994. Rest in peace, for God cares not how your breath smells.