Tidus's First Night:

The bonfire is burning, the whole village is celebrating, and everyone seems to be in a happy mood until.......

Tidus : walks towards Yuna

Old Woman: Get away you heathen!

Tidus: What? Come on lady, I'm like six feet away!

Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!

Tidus: But..

Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!

Little Kid: You're a bad man!

Tidus: BUT...

Yuna: No, everyone, it's alright.

Yuna's followers: Gasp

Old Woman: Lady Summoner, be careful!!!

Time passes as Tidus and Yuna have a friendly chat.

Yuna: Well then, see you tomorrow.*walks back to her followers*

Tidus: Hey, wait, I want to talk some more..*runs after Yuna*

Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!

Tidus: Oh gimme a break will ya?

Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!

Tidus: Shut Up!!

Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!

Tidus: I mean it lady!!

Old Woman: Stay away from the summoner!

Tidus: That's it!!.* takes out sword* Take that evil hag!!!! MWA HAHAHA.* proceeds to mutilate the old woman*

Tidus: HA! That'll teach you! Go ahead, let's see how tough you are now!

Old Woman: ....

Tidus: That's right, because you know what'll happen if you do!

Old Woman: ......

Tidus: Because..I'm so strong, and superior..

Old Woman: ....

Tidus: Good. Now, where was I.*heads toward Yuna*

Old Woman:.st..sta...Stay away from the summoner!!

Tidus: What the.ahh! DIE HAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..* runs the old woman through with his sword, killing her instantly*

Tidus: HA HA HA, BUUUUUUUUURRN HAG!!!!

Yuna: Um..that was my grandmother..

Tidus: uh...*shifty eyes*..

Yuna: She was the oldest living resident in all of Spira..

Tidus:.um.*more shifty eyes*..well..Look at my new sword!

Everyone: Oooooohhh.Ahhhhhhhhh