Harry, for the first time in his life had a few bad things to say about
Dumbledore as he grumbled a explaination to his friends and packed.
"Well, maybe Draco will get better soon." Ron suggested hopefully.
"Maybe you can push him out a window!" Hermione said.
"Wow! Hremione! I'm shocked. Good for you!" said Ron impressed with her statement.
"No. I have to watch out for him...not get him killed...sadly." Harry said as he continued to pack.
"Yeah...that I too bad...do you know where you two are going?" Ron asked.
"Not in the least bit...i'd like to back out but I already told dumbledore that I would do it." Haryy said.
"COME ON Harry...it can't be that bad!" Hermione said. Ron and Harry stared at her for a second, then decided that if she believed herself, she was as madd as **Draco** was.
Meanwhile in the Slytherin common room...
"That bloody fool! Imagine him putting ME with POTTER!!! AHHHHGGG! Now I have to live with the fool and pretend to be crazy the whole time!!!" Draco was yelling while carelessly packing up all of his stuff.
"Sucks," said Goyle.
"Yeah," said Crabbe as they both went back to pulling the legs off of a spider.
"I mean who does he think he is...He let Potter skip ALL homework assignments and told him to "make sure I don't get myself in any trouble! What the fucking hell does that idiot think I will do...get my head stuck in a sock? And the worst thing is I can't be mean to Potter because if he knew that I was fakeing he'd go straight to Dumbledore!" Draco yelled as he finished packing and set back off to Dumbledore's office, giving his dorm one last look.
When he got in from of the office he calmed himself down and waited. Harry also finished packing and headed off to the office. When he saw draco looking around blankly he became even more angry.
"Listen here, you bloody prat, I wouldn't have agreed to this if I had known that this was going to happen...and I suggest that you leave me alone if you know what's good for you." Harry said as Draco stared blankly at him yet again.
He wnterd to insult him...he wnted to insult him so badly, but he swallowed his urge and simply said, "It isn't."
"What...what "isn't?" Harry saked.
"Some fool made the wheels invisible." Draco said struggleing to keep a straight face.
"WHAT wheels?" Harry yelled.
At that moment Dumbledore walked out of his office to bring them to their new room. Dumbledore had to admit he found Draco's acting skills amusing and was enjoying his ramdom comments.
"Am I in graduate school yet?" he asked as they walked to the location of the new room, but got no answer.
Finally they arrived in a semi-ligted hall with a single picture on the wall of a very old man writhing with a peacock feather quill.
"Password?" He asked.
"Your password for this year will be 'tissuemountains,'" said Dumbledore. The door swung open and he left as Harry and Draco got in.
Draco looked around at the room. It had no common room, it was just a bedroom. I was quite large with one bed at each side. Though he wouldn't have to be that close to Potter, he still didn't like the idea of sharing the room with Potter any more than Harry liked sharing a room him. He picked his side and began to put away his things. Harry did the same. By the end of the day they were all settled in and Draco was thinking of a way to seem crazy and annoy Harry...then it came to him.
He conjured up thirty pens and lined them up on his side of the room, the he conjured up one pencil and threw it a Harry.
"Ouch!" Harry exclaimed after the pencil hit him in the head, and then picked it up and held it, "What did you do that for?"
Draco shrugged and then quickly charmed his pen to have mouths and to laugh at the pencil. (hahahahah...look at the stupid pencil...hahahahaha) Harry soon realized that this was **crazy Draco's** way of making fun of him and decided to play along.
"Yeah but this pencil has an advantage," Draco stared with a questing look, "It has an eraser!" Harry said triumphantly.
Draco thought for a moment and then changed all of his pens into **eraseable** pens! (hahahaha...look at the dumb pencil...hahahaha) Harry looked beat and gave up and told Draco to go to bed. Draco did so and Harry got rid of all to pens and the pencil **so that draco wouldn't hurt himself or anything**
Well.my 2nd chapter, *sighs* And I still haven't gotten my 7 reviews! **tear** Oh well I hope you like it. More of Dracoo's crazy ways to annoy Harry coming up.I will get more funny in chapters 3 and 4! REVIEW!!! Buh bye **Jessica**
"Well, maybe Draco will get better soon." Ron suggested hopefully.
"Maybe you can push him out a window!" Hermione said.
"Wow! Hremione! I'm shocked. Good for you!" said Ron impressed with her statement.
"No. I have to watch out for him...not get him killed...sadly." Harry said as he continued to pack.
"Yeah...that I too bad...do you know where you two are going?" Ron asked.
"Not in the least bit...i'd like to back out but I already told dumbledore that I would do it." Haryy said.
"COME ON Harry...it can't be that bad!" Hermione said. Ron and Harry stared at her for a second, then decided that if she believed herself, she was as madd as **Draco** was.
Meanwhile in the Slytherin common room...
"That bloody fool! Imagine him putting ME with POTTER!!! AHHHHGGG! Now I have to live with the fool and pretend to be crazy the whole time!!!" Draco was yelling while carelessly packing up all of his stuff.
"Sucks," said Goyle.
"Yeah," said Crabbe as they both went back to pulling the legs off of a spider.
"I mean who does he think he is...He let Potter skip ALL homework assignments and told him to "make sure I don't get myself in any trouble! What the fucking hell does that idiot think I will do...get my head stuck in a sock? And the worst thing is I can't be mean to Potter because if he knew that I was fakeing he'd go straight to Dumbledore!" Draco yelled as he finished packing and set back off to Dumbledore's office, giving his dorm one last look.
When he got in from of the office he calmed himself down and waited. Harry also finished packing and headed off to the office. When he saw draco looking around blankly he became even more angry.
"Listen here, you bloody prat, I wouldn't have agreed to this if I had known that this was going to happen...and I suggest that you leave me alone if you know what's good for you." Harry said as Draco stared blankly at him yet again.
He wnterd to insult him...he wnted to insult him so badly, but he swallowed his urge and simply said, "It isn't."
"What...what "isn't?" Harry saked.
"Some fool made the wheels invisible." Draco said struggleing to keep a straight face.
"WHAT wheels?" Harry yelled.
At that moment Dumbledore walked out of his office to bring them to their new room. Dumbledore had to admit he found Draco's acting skills amusing and was enjoying his ramdom comments.
"Am I in graduate school yet?" he asked as they walked to the location of the new room, but got no answer.
Finally they arrived in a semi-ligted hall with a single picture on the wall of a very old man writhing with a peacock feather quill.
"Password?" He asked.
"Your password for this year will be 'tissuemountains,'" said Dumbledore. The door swung open and he left as Harry and Draco got in.
Draco looked around at the room. It had no common room, it was just a bedroom. I was quite large with one bed at each side. Though he wouldn't have to be that close to Potter, he still didn't like the idea of sharing the room with Potter any more than Harry liked sharing a room him. He picked his side and began to put away his things. Harry did the same. By the end of the day they were all settled in and Draco was thinking of a way to seem crazy and annoy Harry...then it came to him.
He conjured up thirty pens and lined them up on his side of the room, the he conjured up one pencil and threw it a Harry.
"Ouch!" Harry exclaimed after the pencil hit him in the head, and then picked it up and held it, "What did you do that for?"
Draco shrugged and then quickly charmed his pen to have mouths and to laugh at the pencil. (hahahahah...look at the stupid pencil...hahahahaha) Harry soon realized that this was **crazy Draco's** way of making fun of him and decided to play along.
"Yeah but this pencil has an advantage," Draco stared with a questing look, "It has an eraser!" Harry said triumphantly.
Draco thought for a moment and then changed all of his pens into **eraseable** pens! (hahahaha...look at the dumb pencil...hahahaha) Harry looked beat and gave up and told Draco to go to bed. Draco did so and Harry got rid of all to pens and the pencil **so that draco wouldn't hurt himself or anything**
Well.my 2nd chapter, *sighs* And I still haven't gotten my 7 reviews! **tear** Oh well I hope you like it. More of Dracoo's crazy ways to annoy Harry coming up.I will get more funny in chapters 3 and 4! REVIEW!!! Buh bye **Jessica**