Lalalalalalala...I HAVE 16 reviews!!!! I am so happy!!! GOOOOOO me!!!
I'm happy with myself!!! Lalalalalala I JUST SAW THE LORD OF THE RINGS!!!
Will that have an effect on my story?...*grins an evil grin* you'll
seeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Hehehe...lalalalalala...
Harry, for the next two days had spent his free time listening to Voldemort's CD trying to figure him out ("they can trigger me but they'll NEVER figure me out!") but alas, failed...his unfree time (?) was spent enduring Draco's crazy ways...in a period of just two days the following damages were made from ****CrazyDraco**** (the stars add a little sumpthin extra don't ya think?)
Mysterious posters showed up all over the school stating that Harry Potter was missing, they offered a 1000 galleion reward for his safe return. (he was safely returned eight times, and sadly injured twice...poor him...)
Anonymous letters were found in his bed with things like 'I know what you did last summer' and 'you can run but you can't hide...' written on them in blood (actually red dye but it looked REAL)
Draco was of course behind both of those but perhaps his most interesting plans are as following...
He bought a watermelon (I know, stunning as that is, there's more to it than that!!!)
He drew a face on it and EVEN... gave it a NAME!!! (Gasp!!!) He named the melon Frodo!!! (mwahahaha!!! Ring...ring...ring...Frodo give me the damned RING!!!)
Draco then asked Harry (very politely) if ***Frodo*** (stars!...Stars!!...STARS!!!...) could sleep in his bed for the night.
Now, Harry, being the little melon hater he is, did not want the bloody melon (no matter how kewl the name is) to sleep in the same bed as him (hey, it's bad enough having Draco in the same room) so he (not quite so politely) refused.
Well...Harry's rudeness did not go unnoticed...for Draco (grins) PUSHED Frodo (NOOOOOO!!!) OUT THE WINDOW while Harry slept AND made it look like a suicide... He said NASTY things about Harry at the funeral!!! (yes, funeral!)
But there is ONE other thing Draco did in those two days that tortured the very being that is Harry Potter... he bought a puppy...a cute...adorable...puppy, but did Draco let Harry pet the puppy (that he named 'Frodo Jr.' after Frodo the deceased)? NO!!!! he did not!!!
He also laughed as Harry's allergies kicked in!
But anyways, back to the present...after Harry gave up on trying to figure out Voldemort, he found he had little to do to occupy himself until he started school (in a day)
He began to see that going to class was not going to be as fun as he had originally thought. Visions of Draco publicly frustrating and humiliating him, began to haunt his every thought until he began to dread leaving his room.
He had seen and conquered the evilest of beings and yet he could not even bare the thought of getting out of bed anymore. What had Draco done to him? How could he have allowed himself to be forced into this state of nothingness by that pathetic piece of a blonde haired devil named Draco? He was losing it...cracking up...buying his one-way ticket to the loony bin...and yet he knew this was just the beginning of his year of torture...BUT! He KNEW he had to hold on...if not for himself, then for the children. (sorry...I got caught up in the moment)
And he allowed himself a relaxing day of complete freedom (well almost complete freedom)
Well? That HAD to have been my suckiest chapter EVER!!! Oh well...I PROMISE my next one will be better (THEY GO TO SCHOOL!!!) I'm sorry if this one was a little hard to understand...it doesn't matter if you don't get it...it was a useless chapter that I only added f so that I could keep my promise to update as often as I can! It has nothing to do with the plot (that will be arriving shortly) and you didn't even have to read it to understand what's about to happen. FLAME away if you must...BUT I SHALL continue!!! (I'm big on dramatics today for some reason) o0o0o0o0oo0o0oo I MADE THE LEAD IN MY DRAMA SCHOOL'S PLAY!!!!!! I feel so happy!!!
This is a self-flamed chapter so I'm not expecting that many good reviews, but if you want to write one, be my honored guest!!! (just don't steal the towels! They're new!!!)
PLEASE REVIEW!!! I accept Flames!!! (but only constructive ones!)
THANK YOU TO MY REVIEWERS!!!! YOU ARE THE FUEL THAT KEEPS ME WRITING!!! Lots of love and PLESE SEND SOME SUGGSTIONS!!!!
Harry, for the next two days had spent his free time listening to Voldemort's CD trying to figure him out ("they can trigger me but they'll NEVER figure me out!") but alas, failed...his unfree time (?) was spent enduring Draco's crazy ways...in a period of just two days the following damages were made from ****CrazyDraco**** (the stars add a little sumpthin extra don't ya think?)
Mysterious posters showed up all over the school stating that Harry Potter was missing, they offered a 1000 galleion reward for his safe return. (he was safely returned eight times, and sadly injured twice...poor him...)
Anonymous letters were found in his bed with things like 'I know what you did last summer' and 'you can run but you can't hide...' written on them in blood (actually red dye but it looked REAL)
Draco was of course behind both of those but perhaps his most interesting plans are as following...
He bought a watermelon (I know, stunning as that is, there's more to it than that!!!)
He drew a face on it and EVEN... gave it a NAME!!! (Gasp!!!) He named the melon Frodo!!! (mwahahaha!!! Ring...ring...ring...Frodo give me the damned RING!!!)
Draco then asked Harry (very politely) if ***Frodo*** (stars!...Stars!!...STARS!!!...) could sleep in his bed for the night.
Now, Harry, being the little melon hater he is, did not want the bloody melon (no matter how kewl the name is) to sleep in the same bed as him (hey, it's bad enough having Draco in the same room) so he (not quite so politely) refused.
Well...Harry's rudeness did not go unnoticed...for Draco (grins) PUSHED Frodo (NOOOOOO!!!) OUT THE WINDOW while Harry slept AND made it look like a suicide... He said NASTY things about Harry at the funeral!!! (yes, funeral!)
But there is ONE other thing Draco did in those two days that tortured the very being that is Harry Potter... he bought a puppy...a cute...adorable...puppy, but did Draco let Harry pet the puppy (that he named 'Frodo Jr.' after Frodo the deceased)? NO!!!! he did not!!!
He also laughed as Harry's allergies kicked in!
But anyways, back to the present...after Harry gave up on trying to figure out Voldemort, he found he had little to do to occupy himself until he started school (in a day)
He began to see that going to class was not going to be as fun as he had originally thought. Visions of Draco publicly frustrating and humiliating him, began to haunt his every thought until he began to dread leaving his room.
He had seen and conquered the evilest of beings and yet he could not even bare the thought of getting out of bed anymore. What had Draco done to him? How could he have allowed himself to be forced into this state of nothingness by that pathetic piece of a blonde haired devil named Draco? He was losing it...cracking up...buying his one-way ticket to the loony bin...and yet he knew this was just the beginning of his year of torture...BUT! He KNEW he had to hold on...if not for himself, then for the children. (sorry...I got caught up in the moment)
And he allowed himself a relaxing day of complete freedom (well almost complete freedom)
Well? That HAD to have been my suckiest chapter EVER!!! Oh well...I PROMISE my next one will be better (THEY GO TO SCHOOL!!!) I'm sorry if this one was a little hard to understand...it doesn't matter if you don't get it...it was a useless chapter that I only added f so that I could keep my promise to update as often as I can! It has nothing to do with the plot (that will be arriving shortly) and you didn't even have to read it to understand what's about to happen. FLAME away if you must...BUT I SHALL continue!!! (I'm big on dramatics today for some reason) o0o0o0o0oo0o0oo I MADE THE LEAD IN MY DRAMA SCHOOL'S PLAY!!!!!! I feel so happy!!!
This is a self-flamed chapter so I'm not expecting that many good reviews, but if you want to write one, be my honored guest!!! (just don't steal the towels! They're new!!!)
PLEASE REVIEW!!! I accept Flames!!! (but only constructive ones!)
THANK YOU TO MY REVIEWERS!!!! YOU ARE THE FUEL THAT KEEPS ME WRITING!!! Lots of love and PLESE SEND SOME SUGGSTIONS!!!!