When class was over Harry walked outside to find that...(insert gasp
here)...Draco...was...oh I can't say it...***Tear***...
READING!!! (I'm sorry...I was gunna say that he was gone...or making out with Ginny or something but...this hit me...) But, he was not reading any old book, he was reading...*eerie music* Harry Potter!!!
"Hey Harry! Look! You have a stalker...named J.K. Rowling!!!" Draco exclaimed.
"What? What is that?" Harry asked, not used to seeing his name on a FICTION book.
"It's a story of your life! Interesting...the whole 'snuffles' thing, really interesting...how come you never told me you were almost sorted into slytherin?" Draco drawled.
Confused at how Draco could possibly know all of this stuff, Harry grabbed the book and ran into the great hall, where he snuck into the kitchen and burned it in the stove. Harry then calmed himself down and walked back to where Draco was sitting and counting his fingers...
"Hey, Potter?" Draco started, "How many fingers do you have?"
"One." Harry said.
"Oh..." came Draco's response.
Harry walked Draco to their next class, herbology (?) where they were doing paperwork instead of their usual hands on activities. Ms. Sprout handed packets out to every student in the class...including **crazyDraco**
"Andre!!! Andre!!!" Draco yelled at Harry, waving his papers like a mad man on a gas filled balloon, "I've got the secret documents!!"
"Velly good glasshoppel but I am Andre!" a hufflepuff joked in a really bad Chinese/Japanese accent (note the 'Ls' rather than 'Rs')
Draco frowned and sat down.
The rest of the day went pretty much the same as it had started...Harry was about ready to cry like a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Okay...I don't really have much to say about the next couple of weeks but Halloween is today... so I shall skip to then...
Harry sleeping contently in his warm and fuzzy bed, when his pleasant dream of dancing pumpkin shaped/ flavored lollypops was interrupted by a special someone named Draco...
"Harry, wake up it's Halloween!" he squealed.
"No, it's 12:00 in the morning, you nincompoop!" Harry yelled grumpily.
"I don't care you stupid lazy bum, get your pumpkin/lolly pop dreaming self outta bed! It's time to trick or treat!!!" Draco farted.
Harry was instantly awoken to the highest point, "eeewwwww! WHAT WAS THAT?" Harry asked.
"sorry..." Draco blushed.
"I have just one thing to say to you...Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled in tangled up knots." Harry stated.
"oh..." Draco said.
"April fools!" Harry says.
"Harry...it's not April...and why?"
"I dunno...I'm trying to go to sleep here!!!" Harry yelled.
"Well, you can't it's Halloween...time to Trick or treat...or if we're lucky...BOTH!!!
"Draco, we have to wait till Halloween night to go trick or treating...WAIT, we don't even GO trick or treating...this is school!" Harry said.
"Yeah, we're supposed to be wizards and we can't even celebrate our holiday! I mean, what's Halloween if you can't dress up like a wizard and get your candy that will probably turn you into a frog?!!"
"why would you dress up like a wizard if you are one?" Harry asked.
"I dunno..." Draco contemplated, "it's paradox it goes on and on."
"So will fifth year if you don't act sane." Harry yelled, "so suddup and go to sleep."
"Act sane...act sane...hmmmmm...SHUT UP POTTER! AND GET YOUR ASS OUTTA BED!!! Wow...that felt good." Draco said the last part too quiet to hear.
Harry jumped up surprised, because Draco had not yelled at him in a few weeks now...
"Sane enough...sane enough...you keep acting like that and you'll be mistaken for...for...yourself." Harry said.
Harry got up and went over to where Draco was, to see that the certain blonde headed wonder was hovering over a rather large pumpkin...carving it into an exact replica of...Santa Clause?
"Draco...Why?" Harry asked pointing to he pumpkin.
Draco sighed and explained..."This way I can carry this around and yell 'ho ho ho!'"
"but." Harry started before realizing that he was fighting a losing battle.
When Draco was finished he curled up in his bed and fell asleep. Relieved, Harry did the same...but his bed felt...different...it was then that he realized that he was laying in a bed full of pumpkin guts, he glared over at his roommate, but he was fast asleep. Harry used a cleaning spell and went to sleep too.
At about seven that morning harry awoke again, but this time by his own will. He snuck off to breakfast because that thought that he and Draco had had a relatively decent conversation that morning scarred him. He met up with Ron and Hermione and told them about how Draco wanted to go Trick or treating dressed as a wizard...Ron and Harry had a ***Jolly good*** (inside joke) laugh about that but Hermione remained silent.
"Why don't we ever go trick or treating here?" she asked, deep in thought, "It was sooooo fun and the candy was GOOD! I think we should PROTEST!"
"Oh god here she goes with one of her protests again!" Ron said.
"No SERIOUSLY! Guys! This is important...it's a grave injustice!!! I mean, what's Halloween if you can't dress up and get your candy that will probably turn you into a frog?!!" she asked.
"that's exactly what Draco said." Harry informed.
"I, for one plan to go trick or treating this afternoon!" Hermione stated, "who's with me?"
"Probably me...I have to watch Draco and he wants to go so I prolly don't have any choice in the matter...You do realize that we won't get any candy, right?" Harry asked.
"Why not?" Hermione asked.
"BECAUSE NO ONE BOUGHT ANY!!!" Ron yelled, "And you're supposed to be the smart one..."
"Oh COME ON Ron! EVERYONE has candy hidden away SOMEWHERE in their dorms!" She said.
"Fine I'm in." Ron said.
"Ummmm...guys...we don't have any costumes..." Harry informed.
"Duh, Harry...I'll be a witch and you'll be wizards!" Mione said matter of factly.
"That's exactly what Draco said." Harry informed for the second time.
"Hmmmmm...Draco sounds like he has some pretty smart ideas bottled in his head behind his muggle hating ways...I think it would be safe, while he's ***CRAZY*** to ask him about some of them..." Hermoine started and then left Harry and Ron as she looked for Draco's dorm.
'where is it?' she thought as she searched around, 'Oh yeah.' she turned to doorknob as quietly as she could so as not to startle Draco (Confucius say: NEVER startle Crazy person...) but she was the one startled...inside was Draco...not ***CRAZYDRACO*** but Draco, talking to Crabbe and Goyle about how his ***Plan*** was going so far.
This struck Hermoine's interest, so she snuck into the bathroom and listened...what she heard was enough to get Draco expelled...but in the spirit of Halloween...she decided not to tell anyone...just play with his mind a little...(*evil~laugh*)
After what seemed like hours in the bathroom holding a magically transfigured voice recorder (I hope Draco won't miss his toothbrush) Crabbe and Goyle finally left (Yes, I KNOW tape recorders DON'T work at hogwarts, but WORK with me here!!!) & Hermione jumped out of the Bathroom starling Draco. (Confucius say: If crazy person not really crazy...startle them for fun...)
"well, well, well, Draco...I'd love to see how you're going to get yourself out of this one..." she said, holding up the recorder.
Draco continued to stare, not knowing what to say. Hermione moved closer to him and he stepped back as she started to scream.
"You Blithering asshole! You caused Harry to have to move out of our dorm! AND made fun of us all to your stupid ass friends Crabby an GarGoyle!" She yelled.
Draco's eyes widened as unmentionable words (because I'm too lazy) escaped Hermione's mouth. He soon took to running away from her, but ended up cornered in the bathroom...so he did to only logical thing...he jumped up on the toilet (Confucius say: He who stand on toilet, be high on pot) "Now, Hermione...you don't really want to tell anyone about this do you?' Draco asked with an almost innocent smile.
"HELL YEAH! I WANT to tell someone about this...but I wont," Draco's face eased a bit, "for a price..." she drawled.
**Hey yall! I'm sorry for not updating again like I said I would...But I do promise to update right after school today, because I want to finish this whole Halloween thing on Halloween...Don't worry about a Draco Hermione Romance.it won't be happening...just stick with me here okay? Tell me what you think!
~Jess
READING!!! (I'm sorry...I was gunna say that he was gone...or making out with Ginny or something but...this hit me...) But, he was not reading any old book, he was reading...*eerie music* Harry Potter!!!
"Hey Harry! Look! You have a stalker...named J.K. Rowling!!!" Draco exclaimed.
"What? What is that?" Harry asked, not used to seeing his name on a FICTION book.
"It's a story of your life! Interesting...the whole 'snuffles' thing, really interesting...how come you never told me you were almost sorted into slytherin?" Draco drawled.
Confused at how Draco could possibly know all of this stuff, Harry grabbed the book and ran into the great hall, where he snuck into the kitchen and burned it in the stove. Harry then calmed himself down and walked back to where Draco was sitting and counting his fingers...
"Hey, Potter?" Draco started, "How many fingers do you have?"
"One." Harry said.
"Oh..." came Draco's response.
Harry walked Draco to their next class, herbology (?) where they were doing paperwork instead of their usual hands on activities. Ms. Sprout handed packets out to every student in the class...including **crazyDraco**
"Andre!!! Andre!!!" Draco yelled at Harry, waving his papers like a mad man on a gas filled balloon, "I've got the secret documents!!"
"Velly good glasshoppel but I am Andre!" a hufflepuff joked in a really bad Chinese/Japanese accent (note the 'Ls' rather than 'Rs')
Draco frowned and sat down.
The rest of the day went pretty much the same as it had started...Harry was about ready to cry like a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Okay...I don't really have much to say about the next couple of weeks but Halloween is today... so I shall skip to then...
Harry sleeping contently in his warm and fuzzy bed, when his pleasant dream of dancing pumpkin shaped/ flavored lollypops was interrupted by a special someone named Draco...
"Harry, wake up it's Halloween!" he squealed.
"No, it's 12:00 in the morning, you nincompoop!" Harry yelled grumpily.
"I don't care you stupid lazy bum, get your pumpkin/lolly pop dreaming self outta bed! It's time to trick or treat!!!" Draco farted.
Harry was instantly awoken to the highest point, "eeewwwww! WHAT WAS THAT?" Harry asked.
"sorry..." Draco blushed.
"I have just one thing to say to you...Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled in tangled up knots." Harry stated.
"oh..." Draco said.
"April fools!" Harry says.
"Harry...it's not April...and why?"
"I dunno...I'm trying to go to sleep here!!!" Harry yelled.
"Well, you can't it's Halloween...time to Trick or treat...or if we're lucky...BOTH!!!
"Draco, we have to wait till Halloween night to go trick or treating...WAIT, we don't even GO trick or treating...this is school!" Harry said.
"Yeah, we're supposed to be wizards and we can't even celebrate our holiday! I mean, what's Halloween if you can't dress up like a wizard and get your candy that will probably turn you into a frog?!!"
"why would you dress up like a wizard if you are one?" Harry asked.
"I dunno..." Draco contemplated, "it's paradox it goes on and on."
"So will fifth year if you don't act sane." Harry yelled, "so suddup and go to sleep."
"Act sane...act sane...hmmmmm...SHUT UP POTTER! AND GET YOUR ASS OUTTA BED!!! Wow...that felt good." Draco said the last part too quiet to hear.
Harry jumped up surprised, because Draco had not yelled at him in a few weeks now...
"Sane enough...sane enough...you keep acting like that and you'll be mistaken for...for...yourself." Harry said.
Harry got up and went over to where Draco was, to see that the certain blonde headed wonder was hovering over a rather large pumpkin...carving it into an exact replica of...Santa Clause?
"Draco...Why?" Harry asked pointing to he pumpkin.
Draco sighed and explained..."This way I can carry this around and yell 'ho ho ho!'"
"but." Harry started before realizing that he was fighting a losing battle.
When Draco was finished he curled up in his bed and fell asleep. Relieved, Harry did the same...but his bed felt...different...it was then that he realized that he was laying in a bed full of pumpkin guts, he glared over at his roommate, but he was fast asleep. Harry used a cleaning spell and went to sleep too.
At about seven that morning harry awoke again, but this time by his own will. He snuck off to breakfast because that thought that he and Draco had had a relatively decent conversation that morning scarred him. He met up with Ron and Hermione and told them about how Draco wanted to go Trick or treating dressed as a wizard...Ron and Harry had a ***Jolly good*** (inside joke) laugh about that but Hermione remained silent.
"Why don't we ever go trick or treating here?" she asked, deep in thought, "It was sooooo fun and the candy was GOOD! I think we should PROTEST!"
"Oh god here she goes with one of her protests again!" Ron said.
"No SERIOUSLY! Guys! This is important...it's a grave injustice!!! I mean, what's Halloween if you can't dress up and get your candy that will probably turn you into a frog?!!" she asked.
"that's exactly what Draco said." Harry informed.
"I, for one plan to go trick or treating this afternoon!" Hermione stated, "who's with me?"
"Probably me...I have to watch Draco and he wants to go so I prolly don't have any choice in the matter...You do realize that we won't get any candy, right?" Harry asked.
"Why not?" Hermione asked.
"BECAUSE NO ONE BOUGHT ANY!!!" Ron yelled, "And you're supposed to be the smart one..."
"Oh COME ON Ron! EVERYONE has candy hidden away SOMEWHERE in their dorms!" She said.
"Fine I'm in." Ron said.
"Ummmm...guys...we don't have any costumes..." Harry informed.
"Duh, Harry...I'll be a witch and you'll be wizards!" Mione said matter of factly.
"That's exactly what Draco said." Harry informed for the second time.
"Hmmmmm...Draco sounds like he has some pretty smart ideas bottled in his head behind his muggle hating ways...I think it would be safe, while he's ***CRAZY*** to ask him about some of them..." Hermoine started and then left Harry and Ron as she looked for Draco's dorm.
'where is it?' she thought as she searched around, 'Oh yeah.' she turned to doorknob as quietly as she could so as not to startle Draco (Confucius say: NEVER startle Crazy person...) but she was the one startled...inside was Draco...not ***CRAZYDRACO*** but Draco, talking to Crabbe and Goyle about how his ***Plan*** was going so far.
This struck Hermoine's interest, so she snuck into the bathroom and listened...what she heard was enough to get Draco expelled...but in the spirit of Halloween...she decided not to tell anyone...just play with his mind a little...(*evil~laugh*)
After what seemed like hours in the bathroom holding a magically transfigured voice recorder (I hope Draco won't miss his toothbrush) Crabbe and Goyle finally left (Yes, I KNOW tape recorders DON'T work at hogwarts, but WORK with me here!!!) & Hermione jumped out of the Bathroom starling Draco. (Confucius say: If crazy person not really crazy...startle them for fun...)
"well, well, well, Draco...I'd love to see how you're going to get yourself out of this one..." she said, holding up the recorder.
Draco continued to stare, not knowing what to say. Hermione moved closer to him and he stepped back as she started to scream.
"You Blithering asshole! You caused Harry to have to move out of our dorm! AND made fun of us all to your stupid ass friends Crabby an GarGoyle!" She yelled.
Draco's eyes widened as unmentionable words (because I'm too lazy) escaped Hermione's mouth. He soon took to running away from her, but ended up cornered in the bathroom...so he did to only logical thing...he jumped up on the toilet (Confucius say: He who stand on toilet, be high on pot) "Now, Hermione...you don't really want to tell anyone about this do you?' Draco asked with an almost innocent smile.
"HELL YEAH! I WANT to tell someone about this...but I wont," Draco's face eased a bit, "for a price..." she drawled.
**Hey yall! I'm sorry for not updating again like I said I would...But I do promise to update right after school today, because I want to finish this whole Halloween thing on Halloween...Don't worry about a Draco Hermione Romance.it won't be happening...just stick with me here okay? Tell me what you think!
~Jess