In the Great Hall...
Harry and Ron are eating their meal and contemplating whether or not they want to go trick or treating in the school.
"I think we should get EVERYBODY to go trick or treating...and then take them up on the trick!!! 0o0o0o0o0o0...I could steal some good tricks from my brothers!" Ron said.
"I dunno...it's all so...well...ummm..I dunno." Harry said.
"Good point." Ron replied.
Just then Neville walks up and sits next to Ron...
"What's up my brother from another mother?" He asked.
"Neville? What's wrong with you?" Harry asked.
"Nothin' much g-dawd...juss cillaxin with my homies..."
"Neville..." Ron started, "We ain't ya homies man...dog...cat...thing..."
"yeah, so...sorry...ummmm...m-puppy? But this is an important conversation, not to be interrupted by your slang...stuff." Harry said.
"I'm sorry G but I's is juss experimentin' ya know...with my personality...and shit." Neville replied.
"Well...ummm...don't experiment too much...and if you do, do it with Seamus...because just between you and me...I think he butters his toast a little different...ya know what I mean.?" Ron said.
"Yeah man I hear what you sayin' but I's juss not feelin' you, ya see cuz...I butter my toast left to right...and that's juss the way I be...yo?" Neville said.
"Ummm...Harry?" Ron whispered, "Do ya think he even understands what he just said?"
"no."
Neville then lost his interest in talking to Harry and Ron, (he's ADD) and went to go catch up with things on Dean's side.
"Sooo...back to Halloween...Where's Hermione?" Harry asked.
"She went to go talk to Draco." Ron replied.
"Weird..." Harry said.
"What's weird?" Hermione asked walking up to her lil' click.
"That you went to go talk to Draco." Ron replied.
"I did? Why did I do that?" She asked.
"Because of Halloween." Ron replied.
"What...OH CRAP! I went to talk to Draco?" she asked.
"Weird..." Harry said.
"Ummmm.do either of you guys know if magical cloning is illegal?" Hermione asked.
"Yeah...it is why..." Ron asked.
"Nothing...I gotta go."she said.
"where?" Harry said.
"I hafta go see Draco..." she said.
"Why?" Ron asked.
"Ummm..Halloween?" She said and ran nervously off to go find...well.herself.
*HERMIONE* (cough:::clone:::cough) walked out of Draco's room with a smile on her face and a pocket full of Golden Galleons...only to run into a very mad HERMIONE (cough:::real:::cough) who pushed her into a room where she magically got rid of her. (cough:::MURDER:::cough) and the the REAL Hermione Granger walked out of the room looking very content. (Will the real Hermione Granger please stand up? I REPEAT...WILL THE REAL HERMIONE GRANGER PLEASE STAND UP? We're gunna have a problem here...yall act like yall ain't never... sorry I got bored and the real slim shady is stuck in my head!)
Draco ran out of his room to try to catch up to Hermione and make sure that they were clear on their agreement for Hermione to "forget" everything. And soon caught up to her.
"HEY HERMIONE!" He yelled.
"WHAT Draco?" The REAL Hermione asked.
"So you give your Witch's honor not to tell anyone. Right?" He asked.
"ummm...tall anyone what?" She asked.
"Oh GOOD! You're "Forgetting" already!" He said and ran off.
'Wow,' Hermione thought, 'maybe he IS quite a bit crazy!'
Harry and Ron went to Harry's room where they found Draco jumping on the bed, and Hermione went to the Griffindor common room...
"Sooo.Draco..what about all of this Halloween crap?" Harry asked.
"It ISN'T crap!" Draco yelled as he stopped jumping. "You're only saying that because...you...are a penguin!"
"yeah...sure...so what are you going to be?" Harry asked.
"I Sorry...I don't talk to penguins." Draco announced.
"What are you going to be?" asked an annoyed Ron.
Draco studied him for a while and after deciding that he was not a penguin, he answered, "well, I was going to be a wizard...and then a potatoe...but then I decided on Eminem."
Ron sat and thought for a moment trying to figure out how Draco could possibly look like an M&M...Harry noticed Ron's confusion, sighed and explained, "You know, Eminem...the rapper."
"But...M&M's don't have WRAPPERS!" Ron exclaimed.
"No, No, No! NOT THE candy... the rapper...you know...the one who raps." Draco said.
"Oh THAT Eminem...bah, may a camel squat on that angry, mother hating, rapper's head!" Ron said as he got blank stares from the room... and the people in the room. "Oh sorry?"
"Well what should I be?" Harry asked, knowing that Draco would probably end up picking it out anyways.
"You don't have to dress up, you are a penguin." Draco said.
"so I should dress up like a penguin?" Harry asked.
"NO you ARE a penguin!" Draco replied. "and Ron...you can be...a crossing guard!!!"
"A WHAT?" Ron asked baffled.
"Well...I dunno...You could either be a crossing guard or a big red telephone booth!" Draco said.
Well, I dunno you guys...I'm gunna hafta stop here but I WILL update tomorrow because I have no school!!! But, YOU HAVE TO REVIEW and tell me in the REVIEW if you want Ron to be a CROSSING GUARD or a BIG RED TELEPHONE BOOTH!!!! Other suggestions are accepted.
Harry and Ron are eating their meal and contemplating whether or not they want to go trick or treating in the school.
"I think we should get EVERYBODY to go trick or treating...and then take them up on the trick!!! 0o0o0o0o0o0...I could steal some good tricks from my brothers!" Ron said.
"I dunno...it's all so...well...ummm..I dunno." Harry said.
"Good point." Ron replied.
Just then Neville walks up and sits next to Ron...
"What's up my brother from another mother?" He asked.
"Neville? What's wrong with you?" Harry asked.
"Nothin' much g-dawd...juss cillaxin with my homies..."
"Neville..." Ron started, "We ain't ya homies man...dog...cat...thing..."
"yeah, so...sorry...ummmm...m-puppy? But this is an important conversation, not to be interrupted by your slang...stuff." Harry said.
"I'm sorry G but I's is juss experimentin' ya know...with my personality...and shit." Neville replied.
"Well...ummm...don't experiment too much...and if you do, do it with Seamus...because just between you and me...I think he butters his toast a little different...ya know what I mean.?" Ron said.
"Yeah man I hear what you sayin' but I's juss not feelin' you, ya see cuz...I butter my toast left to right...and that's juss the way I be...yo?" Neville said.
"Ummm...Harry?" Ron whispered, "Do ya think he even understands what he just said?"
"no."
Neville then lost his interest in talking to Harry and Ron, (he's ADD) and went to go catch up with things on Dean's side.
"Sooo...back to Halloween...Where's Hermione?" Harry asked.
"She went to go talk to Draco." Ron replied.
"Weird..." Harry said.
"What's weird?" Hermione asked walking up to her lil' click.
"That you went to go talk to Draco." Ron replied.
"I did? Why did I do that?" She asked.
"Because of Halloween." Ron replied.
"What...OH CRAP! I went to talk to Draco?" she asked.
"Weird..." Harry said.
"Ummmm.do either of you guys know if magical cloning is illegal?" Hermione asked.
"Yeah...it is why..." Ron asked.
"Nothing...I gotta go."she said.
"where?" Harry said.
"I hafta go see Draco..." she said.
"Why?" Ron asked.
"Ummm..Halloween?" She said and ran nervously off to go find...well.herself.
*HERMIONE* (cough:::clone:::cough) walked out of Draco's room with a smile on her face and a pocket full of Golden Galleons...only to run into a very mad HERMIONE (cough:::real:::cough) who pushed her into a room where she magically got rid of her. (cough:::MURDER:::cough) and the the REAL Hermione Granger walked out of the room looking very content. (Will the real Hermione Granger please stand up? I REPEAT...WILL THE REAL HERMIONE GRANGER PLEASE STAND UP? We're gunna have a problem here...yall act like yall ain't never... sorry I got bored and the real slim shady is stuck in my head!)
Draco ran out of his room to try to catch up to Hermione and make sure that they were clear on their agreement for Hermione to "forget" everything. And soon caught up to her.
"HEY HERMIONE!" He yelled.
"WHAT Draco?" The REAL Hermione asked.
"So you give your Witch's honor not to tell anyone. Right?" He asked.
"ummm...tall anyone what?" She asked.
"Oh GOOD! You're "Forgetting" already!" He said and ran off.
'Wow,' Hermione thought, 'maybe he IS quite a bit crazy!'
Harry and Ron went to Harry's room where they found Draco jumping on the bed, and Hermione went to the Griffindor common room...
"Sooo.Draco..what about all of this Halloween crap?" Harry asked.
"It ISN'T crap!" Draco yelled as he stopped jumping. "You're only saying that because...you...are a penguin!"
"yeah...sure...so what are you going to be?" Harry asked.
"I Sorry...I don't talk to penguins." Draco announced.
"What are you going to be?" asked an annoyed Ron.
Draco studied him for a while and after deciding that he was not a penguin, he answered, "well, I was going to be a wizard...and then a potatoe...but then I decided on Eminem."
Ron sat and thought for a moment trying to figure out how Draco could possibly look like an M&M...Harry noticed Ron's confusion, sighed and explained, "You know, Eminem...the rapper."
"But...M&M's don't have WRAPPERS!" Ron exclaimed.
"No, No, No! NOT THE candy... the rapper...you know...the one who raps." Draco said.
"Oh THAT Eminem...bah, may a camel squat on that angry, mother hating, rapper's head!" Ron said as he got blank stares from the room... and the people in the room. "Oh sorry?"
"Well what should I be?" Harry asked, knowing that Draco would probably end up picking it out anyways.
"You don't have to dress up, you are a penguin." Draco said.
"so I should dress up like a penguin?" Harry asked.
"NO you ARE a penguin!" Draco replied. "and Ron...you can be...a crossing guard!!!"
"A WHAT?" Ron asked baffled.
"Well...I dunno...You could either be a crossing guard or a big red telephone booth!" Draco said.
Well, I dunno you guys...I'm gunna hafta stop here but I WILL update tomorrow because I have no school!!! But, YOU HAVE TO REVIEW and tell me in the REVIEW if you want Ron to be a CROSSING GUARD or a BIG RED TELEPHONE BOOTH!!!! Other suggestions are accepted.