A/N: didn't feel like waiting for you people to review so I decided to
update. CROSSING GUARD IT IS!!! Thanks to all the people who DIDN'T
review!!!* Okay so maybe I didn't give you a chance to review, but it's my
party and I can cry if I want to!!!!* In Harry and Draco's room...
Harry walks to the door to check for termites (a/n: this is what you call writer's block!) and Draco begins to laugh hysterically. Harry looks at Draco quizzically.
"What?" Harry questioned.
"Haha. Hehe. Ho ho ho-NO THAT'S SANTA!! Haha!!! You waddle like a penguin!!! Haha you ARE a penguin!!!" Draco blurted out excitedly.
"Ummm...sure why not!"
"Yes, Harry. But you're a very ugly penguin. So I put a spell on all mirrors you look into. So when you look into the mirrors, you're an ugly boy! No-nevermind...you're a GIRL penguin!" Draco sneered. He enjoyed being able to make fun of Harry without Harry being able to do anything about it.
"Ummm...well if you want to pretend...I guess we can pretend," Harry ignored Draco's comment.
"Who told you we were pretending?" Draco grinned a sexy grin.(a/n: not sexy to harry of course...but maybe sexy to all those STRAIGHT girls out there)
"The termites." Harry said absentmindedly.
"A penguin that talks to termites...now that sounds like pretend..." Draco opened a textbook (a/n: yes a textbook...what do you think they have? WORD books? Okay...bad um...pun? or joke...I'm just joshing with you...JOSH!!!!!!!lol...ummm...::cough::moving on...::cough:: )
"Harry? Are you feeling okay?" Draco was showing FAKE concern. (a/n: of course, it doesn't seem fake since he's an ACTOR! Since acting's a roundabout way of lying. ::gets hit in the head by Jessica:: *Jessica's an actress...DUH! Haley's duh...JESSICA OWNS IT!!!!!!!!!* )
"Yeah. Why?" harry pondered aloud. (a/n: maybe I should stop writing so many authors notes...)
"Well...it says here that due to the slowing of the speed of light the sun has moved closer to the Earth in order to maintain it's distance in light- years, causing an unnatural global warming, melting the polar icecaps and creating global chaos for the penguins." Draco read aloud.
"OH Dear GOD!" Harry said with false alarm (a/n: no more authors notes...)
"Harry. I'm very worried about you..." Draco began.
"I AM NOT A PENGUIN!"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!" "ARE TOO!!" (A/N: JUST KIDDING!!!!!!) Draco smiled, knowing that he had won this battle.
Meanwhile, Ron is looking around the world...for Carmen San Diego (maybe he should check in San Diego!!!! Lol...I meant to type "room" instead of world. So backspace or something and let the fun begin!)
Meanwhile, Ron is looking around the room (I saved you the trouble of backspacing...) at all of Draco's stuff. He stumbles upon a gun and screams.
"DRACO IT'S ILLEGAL!!!"
"I plead the fifth for fear it might incriminate me!" Draco says, referring to the Fifth Amendment of America's Constitution. (Well...I hope your enjoying your American history lesson!)
"Draco, you're not an American," Ron informed abundantly. (I have no clue what "abundantly" means, but in the words of Harry Potter: "We can pretend!")
"AND I'M NOT A PENGUIN!" Harry interrupted rudely.
"Yes you are and yes I am!" Draco shouted angrily.
"But Draco, no you're not!" Ron lied(?????)
"Well, you know what the say...When your pants fall down, you gotta pull them back up!"
"Who's they, exactly?" Ron asked, intrigued.
"The Americans...duh!" Draco answered matter of factly.(HALEY'S DUH! JESS OWNS IT!!)
"0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oohhhhhh," Ron began to understand (or maybe he's ACTING! The roundabout way of ly-:::get hits on head by Jessica, mid- word.:: )
If you'll excuse me I have to go snort my potato chips now! R/R!! Toodles!!!! And lots of butter for your toast, of course...just don't butter it from right to left! Crossing guard Ron coming soon!! Rated "R" for language, violence, and brief sexuality! (NOT SLASH! OR FLASH!)
Harry walks to the door to check for termites (a/n: this is what you call writer's block!) and Draco begins to laugh hysterically. Harry looks at Draco quizzically.
"What?" Harry questioned.
"Haha. Hehe. Ho ho ho-NO THAT'S SANTA!! Haha!!! You waddle like a penguin!!! Haha you ARE a penguin!!!" Draco blurted out excitedly.
"Ummm...sure why not!"
"Yes, Harry. But you're a very ugly penguin. So I put a spell on all mirrors you look into. So when you look into the mirrors, you're an ugly boy! No-nevermind...you're a GIRL penguin!" Draco sneered. He enjoyed being able to make fun of Harry without Harry being able to do anything about it.
"Ummm...well if you want to pretend...I guess we can pretend," Harry ignored Draco's comment.
"Who told you we were pretending?" Draco grinned a sexy grin.(a/n: not sexy to harry of course...but maybe sexy to all those STRAIGHT girls out there)
"The termites." Harry said absentmindedly.
"A penguin that talks to termites...now that sounds like pretend..." Draco opened a textbook (a/n: yes a textbook...what do you think they have? WORD books? Okay...bad um...pun? or joke...I'm just joshing with you...JOSH!!!!!!!lol...ummm...::cough::moving on...::cough:: )
"Harry? Are you feeling okay?" Draco was showing FAKE concern. (a/n: of course, it doesn't seem fake since he's an ACTOR! Since acting's a roundabout way of lying. ::gets hit in the head by Jessica:: *Jessica's an actress...DUH! Haley's duh...JESSICA OWNS IT!!!!!!!!!* )
"Yeah. Why?" harry pondered aloud. (a/n: maybe I should stop writing so many authors notes...)
"Well...it says here that due to the slowing of the speed of light the sun has moved closer to the Earth in order to maintain it's distance in light- years, causing an unnatural global warming, melting the polar icecaps and creating global chaos for the penguins." Draco read aloud.
"OH Dear GOD!" Harry said with false alarm (a/n: no more authors notes...)
"Harry. I'm very worried about you..." Draco began.
"I AM NOT A PENGUIN!"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!" "ARE TOO!!" (A/N: JUST KIDDING!!!!!!) Draco smiled, knowing that he had won this battle.
Meanwhile, Ron is looking around the world...for Carmen San Diego (maybe he should check in San Diego!!!! Lol...I meant to type "room" instead of world. So backspace or something and let the fun begin!)
Meanwhile, Ron is looking around the room (I saved you the trouble of backspacing...) at all of Draco's stuff. He stumbles upon a gun and screams.
"DRACO IT'S ILLEGAL!!!"
"I plead the fifth for fear it might incriminate me!" Draco says, referring to the Fifth Amendment of America's Constitution. (Well...I hope your enjoying your American history lesson!)
"Draco, you're not an American," Ron informed abundantly. (I have no clue what "abundantly" means, but in the words of Harry Potter: "We can pretend!")
"AND I'M NOT A PENGUIN!" Harry interrupted rudely.
"Yes you are and yes I am!" Draco shouted angrily.
"But Draco, no you're not!" Ron lied(?????)
"Well, you know what the say...When your pants fall down, you gotta pull them back up!"
"Who's they, exactly?" Ron asked, intrigued.
"The Americans...duh!" Draco answered matter of factly.(HALEY'S DUH! JESS OWNS IT!!)
"0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oohhhhhh," Ron began to understand (or maybe he's ACTING! The roundabout way of ly-:::get hits on head by Jessica, mid- word.:: )
If you'll excuse me I have to go snort my potato chips now! R/R!! Toodles!!!! And lots of butter for your toast, of course...just don't butter it from right to left! Crossing guard Ron coming soon!! Rated "R" for language, violence, and brief sexuality! (NOT SLASH! OR FLASH!)