DRACO IS STILL ****PSYCHO**** AND HE HAS A NEW LIL' PSYCHO THING! He thinks
that he is an American!!! Anyroad...back to Halloween part III (this is
beginning to be like one of those annoying horror movie sequences!)
"Draco you KNOW that having guns is ILLEGAL...right?" Harry asked.
"NO! Amendment two of my proud constitution states that it is a natural right for Americans to own firearms!"Draco retorted.
"You're not an American you bloody fool!" Ron yelled.
"Yes I AM! AND how would you know anyways? There are people from all over the world in this school!!!" Draco announced.
"Well, gee Draco...MAYBE IT'S THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A VERY STRONG UPPER CLASS BRITISH ACCENT!!! Do ya think that might be it?" Ron asked.
"Well, Harry has a Cockney accent and he is still a penguin!" Draco yelled.
"I DON'T HAVE A COCKNEY ACCENT! Hagrid has a cockney accent, NOT ME!" Harry said.
"WELL, IS HAGRID A PENGUIN? I think not!" Draco retorted.
Ron sighs and drops the subject of the gun as soon as Harry transfigures it into a chair.
"You're LUCKY that I don't go straight to Dumbledor and get you expelled! Why did you have a gun anyways?" Ron asked.
"Well, it comes in handy when you need to protect yourself." Draco explained.
"YOU HAVE A WAND! Why do you need a gun?" Harry yelled/asked.
"No! No! No! HARRY! Not THAT kind of protection! Do I need to go into the whole sex-Ed talk?" Draco asked.
"No!No! No! DRACO! You DON'T!" Harry and Ron pleaded in unison.
"Awwww...why not?" Draco was disappointed. He really enjoyed giving the sex- Ed talk. (smirk; EVIL smirk...)
"Because you'll confuse us..." Ron paused to think of something to say.
"Because you'll scar us for life!" Harry finished.
"But...Harry. You only know about HUMAN sex-ed. Don't you need to learn how the penguins do it?" Draco opened his mouth to proudly lecture the two on how penguins mated before Harry interrupted him.
"Look, Draco. I know how humans mate, I know how dolphins mate. I know how dogs mate. I DON'T need to know how PENGUINS mate because I'm sure they all mate in almost the same manner!" Harry said.
"No! NO! NO!!! The penguins are a little more interesting in their 'ways' for instance..." He continued to tell the more 'interesting' parts to penguin mating...
Three hours later...Ron and Harry were staring open-mouthed at Draco as they eagerly awaited what might possibly happen next...oh and Harry didn't mind being a penguin as much anymore! "...and so...as we can tell, penguins don't get as much credit as they deserve." Draco finished and erased his blackboard drawings.
"Gooooooo Harry! You took the...and the...and then...Goooo Harry!" Ron howled as he busted out laughing.
"NO! Ron! That's wrong...you see as I have said before...Harry here is a GIRL penguin." Draco informed as the smug look on Harry's face dropped.
"That's not funny Draco." Harry said.
"Well I don't have to be funny...I AM AN AMERICAN!" Draco yelled defensively.
Ron and Harry sighed as Draco sang the Canadian national anthem. (Yes CANADIAN! He is messed in the head remember.)
Draco was getting bored and decided to let out all of his bottled up hyperness by standing on a chair and singing "I'm to sexy for my diaper...too sexy for my diaper...too sexy for my diaper..." and so on, but unfortunately the chair he was standing on happened to be his transfigured gun and exploded after he got off leaving Harry and Ron more frightened expressions that they had when he was singing (if that's possible)
"Someone fed the gorilla beans again..." Draco explained.
Between Harry and Ron's hour breakfast, the hour Draco spent deciding whether Ron should be a telephone booth or a crossing guard, the hour of arguing about penguins, the 3 hour sex talk, and the hour of Draco singing an improvised version of the Canadian National anthem, Draco realized that it was now time to go trick or treating...so he handed Ron his spare crossing guard costume and began to work on his Eminem costume...
1st he stood in front of his mirror, and bleached his hair with some peroxide.
2nd he reached for T-shirt to wear.
And 3rd he put on a backwards hat that said, "I hate my Mum!"
Then, Eminem, the crossing guard, and harrieta the penguin set of to go dorm to dorm trick or treating!
They arrived at the first door and Draco knocked,
"Trick or treat!" Draco said and then stared at Ron and Harry until they said it too.
"Ummm...I don't have any candy!" said the poor first year, and then handed each of them an apple because he was afraid of the death glare he was getting from that evil looking white rapper.
Draco picked up his apple and stared at it for a moment, then he consulted his handy manual for good trick or treating, it said under Rule nine that "If the candy sucks, ask for ten bucks."
'Bucks?' Draco wondered, 'What is a buck?'
"GIVE ME TEN DUCKS!" Draco yelled deciding that it was a typing error. The little kid stared at him for a moment then ran and hid.
The next couple of dorms went pretty much the same way, but they were only in the griffindor's dorms so Draco assured the others that the Slytherin's would be better. (they could only go to the griff's and the Slytherin's dorms because they didn't know the other passwords)
When they got to Hermione's dorm she answered with three big handfuls of candy (YES in MY story she can have THREE hands!)
"wow! Ron...NICE OUTFIT!" She said referring to his VERY tight lime green stretch pants! (EVIL GRIN)
"what about ME?!" Draco asked.
"oh...you too Draco..." She said.
"Thank you...I like your costume too!" he replied nicely.
"But.I'm not in a costume...YOU LITTLE WEASEL!" She yelled.
"Please...Hermione...you might offend Ron!" Draco said.
"OKAY! Is it just me or does he get more and more like the normal Draco everyday?" Ron yelled.
"Ron...he thinks I'm a penguin!" Harry said convincing Ron that Draco was still crazy.
At the next Griff. Girl's dorm Jessica and Melany answered the door! (A/N: that's me and my friend) and handed them ***COOKIES*** (cough:::dog biscuts:::cough)
And they were off...during the next hour Draco and the others had completely finished their ***cookies*** WinkWinkNudgeNudge! And were starting to feel a bit odd, thinking that they REALLY needed to get back to their dorms soon they forgot about trick or treating with the Slytherin's and made there way back to Harry and Draco's Doorway. (Ron was spending the night w/ Harry. DON'T THINK THE THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE THINKING BECAUSE NO! He shall sleep on the floor!)
They finally got there and Draco knocked on the door to his EMPTY dorm and yelled, "TRICK OR TREAT!"
Ron shook his head as Harry said their new password, "Dr. salt" and dragged Draco into the room.
Wowerz! I WANT REVIEWS! Please? There's this girl in the SAME category that has 55 reviews and SHE only has FIVE chapters and here I am on my 11th! chapter and I don't have as many! Is it because my story is not as good? TELL ME IN A REVIEW!!! Criticism is accepted AS LONG AS it's CONSTRUCTIVE! I like GOOD reviews BETTER though!!!
~*~Jessica~*~
"Draco you KNOW that having guns is ILLEGAL...right?" Harry asked.
"NO! Amendment two of my proud constitution states that it is a natural right for Americans to own firearms!"Draco retorted.
"You're not an American you bloody fool!" Ron yelled.
"Yes I AM! AND how would you know anyways? There are people from all over the world in this school!!!" Draco announced.
"Well, gee Draco...MAYBE IT'S THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A VERY STRONG UPPER CLASS BRITISH ACCENT!!! Do ya think that might be it?" Ron asked.
"Well, Harry has a Cockney accent and he is still a penguin!" Draco yelled.
"I DON'T HAVE A COCKNEY ACCENT! Hagrid has a cockney accent, NOT ME!" Harry said.
"WELL, IS HAGRID A PENGUIN? I think not!" Draco retorted.
Ron sighs and drops the subject of the gun as soon as Harry transfigures it into a chair.
"You're LUCKY that I don't go straight to Dumbledor and get you expelled! Why did you have a gun anyways?" Ron asked.
"Well, it comes in handy when you need to protect yourself." Draco explained.
"YOU HAVE A WAND! Why do you need a gun?" Harry yelled/asked.
"No! No! No! HARRY! Not THAT kind of protection! Do I need to go into the whole sex-Ed talk?" Draco asked.
"No!No! No! DRACO! You DON'T!" Harry and Ron pleaded in unison.
"Awwww...why not?" Draco was disappointed. He really enjoyed giving the sex- Ed talk. (smirk; EVIL smirk...)
"Because you'll confuse us..." Ron paused to think of something to say.
"Because you'll scar us for life!" Harry finished.
"But...Harry. You only know about HUMAN sex-ed. Don't you need to learn how the penguins do it?" Draco opened his mouth to proudly lecture the two on how penguins mated before Harry interrupted him.
"Look, Draco. I know how humans mate, I know how dolphins mate. I know how dogs mate. I DON'T need to know how PENGUINS mate because I'm sure they all mate in almost the same manner!" Harry said.
"No! NO! NO!!! The penguins are a little more interesting in their 'ways' for instance..." He continued to tell the more 'interesting' parts to penguin mating...
Three hours later...Ron and Harry were staring open-mouthed at Draco as they eagerly awaited what might possibly happen next...oh and Harry didn't mind being a penguin as much anymore! "...and so...as we can tell, penguins don't get as much credit as they deserve." Draco finished and erased his blackboard drawings.
"Gooooooo Harry! You took the...and the...and then...Goooo Harry!" Ron howled as he busted out laughing.
"NO! Ron! That's wrong...you see as I have said before...Harry here is a GIRL penguin." Draco informed as the smug look on Harry's face dropped.
"That's not funny Draco." Harry said.
"Well I don't have to be funny...I AM AN AMERICAN!" Draco yelled defensively.
Ron and Harry sighed as Draco sang the Canadian national anthem. (Yes CANADIAN! He is messed in the head remember.)
Draco was getting bored and decided to let out all of his bottled up hyperness by standing on a chair and singing "I'm to sexy for my diaper...too sexy for my diaper...too sexy for my diaper..." and so on, but unfortunately the chair he was standing on happened to be his transfigured gun and exploded after he got off leaving Harry and Ron more frightened expressions that they had when he was singing (if that's possible)
"Someone fed the gorilla beans again..." Draco explained.
Between Harry and Ron's hour breakfast, the hour Draco spent deciding whether Ron should be a telephone booth or a crossing guard, the hour of arguing about penguins, the 3 hour sex talk, and the hour of Draco singing an improvised version of the Canadian National anthem, Draco realized that it was now time to go trick or treating...so he handed Ron his spare crossing guard costume and began to work on his Eminem costume...
1st he stood in front of his mirror, and bleached his hair with some peroxide.
2nd he reached for T-shirt to wear.
And 3rd he put on a backwards hat that said, "I hate my Mum!"
Then, Eminem, the crossing guard, and harrieta the penguin set of to go dorm to dorm trick or treating!
They arrived at the first door and Draco knocked,
"Trick or treat!" Draco said and then stared at Ron and Harry until they said it too.
"Ummm...I don't have any candy!" said the poor first year, and then handed each of them an apple because he was afraid of the death glare he was getting from that evil looking white rapper.
Draco picked up his apple and stared at it for a moment, then he consulted his handy manual for good trick or treating, it said under Rule nine that "If the candy sucks, ask for ten bucks."
'Bucks?' Draco wondered, 'What is a buck?'
"GIVE ME TEN DUCKS!" Draco yelled deciding that it was a typing error. The little kid stared at him for a moment then ran and hid.
The next couple of dorms went pretty much the same way, but they were only in the griffindor's dorms so Draco assured the others that the Slytherin's would be better. (they could only go to the griff's and the Slytherin's dorms because they didn't know the other passwords)
When they got to Hermione's dorm she answered with three big handfuls of candy (YES in MY story she can have THREE hands!)
"wow! Ron...NICE OUTFIT!" She said referring to his VERY tight lime green stretch pants! (EVIL GRIN)
"what about ME?!" Draco asked.
"oh...you too Draco..." She said.
"Thank you...I like your costume too!" he replied nicely.
"But.I'm not in a costume...YOU LITTLE WEASEL!" She yelled.
"Please...Hermione...you might offend Ron!" Draco said.
"OKAY! Is it just me or does he get more and more like the normal Draco everyday?" Ron yelled.
"Ron...he thinks I'm a penguin!" Harry said convincing Ron that Draco was still crazy.
At the next Griff. Girl's dorm Jessica and Melany answered the door! (A/N: that's me and my friend) and handed them ***COOKIES*** (cough:::dog biscuts:::cough)
And they were off...during the next hour Draco and the others had completely finished their ***cookies*** WinkWinkNudgeNudge! And were starting to feel a bit odd, thinking that they REALLY needed to get back to their dorms soon they forgot about trick or treating with the Slytherin's and made there way back to Harry and Draco's Doorway. (Ron was spending the night w/ Harry. DON'T THINK THE THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE THINKING BECAUSE NO! He shall sleep on the floor!)
They finally got there and Draco knocked on the door to his EMPTY dorm and yelled, "TRICK OR TREAT!"
Ron shook his head as Harry said their new password, "Dr. salt" and dragged Draco into the room.
Wowerz! I WANT REVIEWS! Please? There's this girl in the SAME category that has 55 reviews and SHE only has FIVE chapters and here I am on my 11th! chapter and I don't have as many! Is it because my story is not as good? TELL ME IN A REVIEW!!! Criticism is accepted AS LONG AS it's CONSTRUCTIVE! I like GOOD reviews BETTER though!!!
~*~Jessica~*~