Harry (or harrieta!), Ron, and Draco staggered into the room and raced
eachother to the bathroom (to barf) *aren't I good with words!* Draco won
and insisted on taking three hours while Harry and Ron were left to suffer
outside with aching tummies! (awwww! poor guys...maybe I should relieve
them of their pain and suffering...I must put them out of their misery!)
Draco ran out of the bathroom with wand pointed and killed them...NAW! I
WAS JUSS PLAYIN'! HAAHAHAHA! I can do that crap...cuz I the author...YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT I'M THE AUTHOR! NO! WHAT YOU TALKIN'? HUH? DO YOU WANT SUM OF
THIS? Ohhhhh...you gone and dun it now! I must go and listen to my eminem
CD to relieve myself of my anger! Hmmmmmm...I'm better...soooooooo thanx to
those of you that review!!!! (I forgot to say that up at the top...in fact
I forgot to make a top.) So, Draco finally feels a little better, so he
walked out of the bathroom and laughed as harry and Ron threatened to hurt
eachother to get into the restroom (WHY RESTroom? YOU DON'T REST IN
THERE!!! I just don't understand...gosh...I shall never say RESTroom
again!) Harry won and took the room for an hour as Ron continued to suffer.
(Awwww! why do I make Ron suffer so? BECAUSE HE'S A REDHEAD!!! DUH!
**HALEY'S DUH**)
So, Ron finally gets his chance at the BATHroom only to find that he
doesn't even have a stomachache anymore. So he walked out and Harry and
Draco stare openmouthed at him because they had to spend buttloads of time
in there and he walks out after 3 seconds.
After that eventful day they found that they were extremely exhausted and had to get to sleep...but NOT before Draco read some Dr. Suess!!!
" 'I LIKE green eggs and ham, I DO I like them Sam-I-am!'" Draco finished. Draco then put the book away and curled up in his bed, and harry curled up in his bed and Ron curled up...on the floor (It's because he's a redhead)
They slept peacefully through the night and were only interrupted when Draco stumbled over Ron while trying to make a late night phone call, and then again about five minutes later when Draco stumbled back over Ron grumbling about not knowing how to use those blasted telephones, or even knowing what one did.
The next morning Draco was up bright and early and waiting for the others to wake up so that he could force them into a game of "sorry" (I LOVE that game) Obligated (by Draco's screams) they took turns flipping the cards over and moving the pieces, at the end of the game Draco had come in first place, (he cheated) harry was in second, and of course that leaves Ron in last place. (because he's a redhead)
Surprisingly Ron and Harry were having fun talking to ***crazyDraco** and playing outdated board games...until Draco had the urge to sing...
"I was ten,
I was thin,
I was playing first base
with a secondhand glove and dirt on my face
In nowhere, Virginia
Who'd ever figure that kid in the yard would go very far
It was 419 Lakewood , had no silverspoons
Just an old beat up upright that played out of tune
Now I'm singin' and living the life that I love
And when I count my blessings I thank God I was
An American child
An American child
'Cause dreams can grow wild
Born inside an American child
Seven pounds, three ounces, she's got my nose
And she's into my heart as deep as it goes
With a promise that's more than just someone's last name
Anyone's equal, in late August came
An American child
An American child
'Cause dreams can grow wild
Born inside an American child
My grandfather would have been eighty today
But in '45 he fell down beside an American child
An American child
Oh, an American child
'Cause dreams can grow wild born inside an American child
An American child"
"UMMMM...Draco...FIRST of all, YOU'RE NOT AN AMERICANCHILD! SECOND of all, you DON'T have a kid! THIRD of all...why? FIFTEENTH OF ALL...I can't count, SEVENTH of all HOW IN THE FREAKIN' HOLY SUN THAT IS BLESSED TO THIS EARTH DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THOSE AMERICAN SONGS?" Ron asked.
"Holy sun? Ummm...I more confused than a bastard on father's day...AND OF COURSE I'M NOT AN AMERICAN CHILD...I'M AN AMERICAN TEENAGER! There's a big difference!" Draco informed.
GAWD, yall that was my shortest and suckiest chapter EVER! I apologize, but I have writer's block and I figured I had to put some kind of a chapter up, so here it is...again, I'M SORRY! I will do better next time.
COMING UP: Transvestite bathrooms...more of Draco's craziness...and THANKSGIVING!!!
0o0o0o0o0o0o0o...I want to bounce an idea off of yall (I hope it won't hurt!) Okay this is an idea for another fanfic, it's gunna be a spoof of Harry Potter but it's gunna be about the actors, for example, Tom Felton (he plays Draco) Will be like Draco but in different ways, like instead of being Jealous of Harry for being a more famous wizard, he would be jealous of Danielle for being sooo famous even though he has only been in two movies and toms has acted in like a billion things! And Rupert (Ron) would be like Ron but instead of being made fun of for being poor...he will be made fun of for having red hair, AND TOM WILL HATE AMERICANS! (INSTEAD OF 'MUDBLOODS') REVIEW and tell me if I should write it!!! AND GIVE SUGGESTIONS PLEASE!!!!!!
After that eventful day they found that they were extremely exhausted and had to get to sleep...but NOT before Draco read some Dr. Suess!!!
" 'I LIKE green eggs and ham, I DO I like them Sam-I-am!'" Draco finished. Draco then put the book away and curled up in his bed, and harry curled up in his bed and Ron curled up...on the floor (It's because he's a redhead)
They slept peacefully through the night and were only interrupted when Draco stumbled over Ron while trying to make a late night phone call, and then again about five minutes later when Draco stumbled back over Ron grumbling about not knowing how to use those blasted telephones, or even knowing what one did.
The next morning Draco was up bright and early and waiting for the others to wake up so that he could force them into a game of "sorry" (I LOVE that game) Obligated (by Draco's screams) they took turns flipping the cards over and moving the pieces, at the end of the game Draco had come in first place, (he cheated) harry was in second, and of course that leaves Ron in last place. (because he's a redhead)
Surprisingly Ron and Harry were having fun talking to ***crazyDraco** and playing outdated board games...until Draco had the urge to sing...
"I was ten,
I was thin,
I was playing first base
with a secondhand glove and dirt on my face
In nowhere, Virginia
Who'd ever figure that kid in the yard would go very far
It was 419 Lakewood , had no silverspoons
Just an old beat up upright that played out of tune
Now I'm singin' and living the life that I love
And when I count my blessings I thank God I was
An American child
An American child
'Cause dreams can grow wild
Born inside an American child
Seven pounds, three ounces, she's got my nose
And she's into my heart as deep as it goes
With a promise that's more than just someone's last name
Anyone's equal, in late August came
An American child
An American child
'Cause dreams can grow wild
Born inside an American child
My grandfather would have been eighty today
But in '45 he fell down beside an American child
An American child
Oh, an American child
'Cause dreams can grow wild born inside an American child
An American child"
"UMMMM...Draco...FIRST of all, YOU'RE NOT AN AMERICANCHILD! SECOND of all, you DON'T have a kid! THIRD of all...why? FIFTEENTH OF ALL...I can't count, SEVENTH of all HOW IN THE FREAKIN' HOLY SUN THAT IS BLESSED TO THIS EARTH DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THOSE AMERICAN SONGS?" Ron asked.
"Holy sun? Ummm...I more confused than a bastard on father's day...AND OF COURSE I'M NOT AN AMERICAN CHILD...I'M AN AMERICAN TEENAGER! There's a big difference!" Draco informed.
GAWD, yall that was my shortest and suckiest chapter EVER! I apologize, but I have writer's block and I figured I had to put some kind of a chapter up, so here it is...again, I'M SORRY! I will do better next time.
COMING UP: Transvestite bathrooms...more of Draco's craziness...and THANKSGIVING!!!
0o0o0o0o0o0o0o...I want to bounce an idea off of yall (I hope it won't hurt!) Okay this is an idea for another fanfic, it's gunna be a spoof of Harry Potter but it's gunna be about the actors, for example, Tom Felton (he plays Draco) Will be like Draco but in different ways, like instead of being Jealous of Harry for being a more famous wizard, he would be jealous of Danielle for being sooo famous even though he has only been in two movies and toms has acted in like a billion things! And Rupert (Ron) would be like Ron but instead of being made fun of for being poor...he will be made fun of for having red hair, AND TOM WILL HATE AMERICANS! (INSTEAD OF 'MUDBLOODS') REVIEW and tell me if I should write it!!! AND GIVE SUGGESTIONS PLEASE!!!!!!