Hey yall!!! I just wanted to make a few things clear here.first of all I do
NOT hate redheads! I PROMISE!!! My favorite aunt is a redhead!!! Second of
all I AM AN AMERICAN!!! I DON'T hate them!!!! Lol!!! And third...I SOOOOO
SORRY for not updating sooner!!!!! I HAVE 50 REVIEWS!!!!!! I can't even
believe that...I never expected much of a response to this story! And that
now that I have them I still feel greedy! I WANT MORE!!!!! (*said in crazy
voice while I chew a hot biscuit in front of a homeless man in the cold
streets of NY*)
ON TO THE FIC!!!
Draco was in a very **singer** mood so he decided to rap to Eminem!!! (someone has informed me that I am a bit too obsessed with Em but we don't choose our obsessions...they choose us...OMG! Eminem chose ME!!! EWWWWWW! That's gross...I HATE him with all of the blue side of my heart, but I AM obsessed!!! On to Draco singing...to...THE REAL DRACO MALFOY!!!!
Will the real Draco malfoy please stand up? I REPEAT will the REAL Draco Malfoy please stand up...uh oh we're gunna have a problem here...
Yall act like yall ain't never seen a British rapper before, wands drop to the floor like Voldemort just cursed Dumbledor, and started burning Hogwarts right down to the floor...the ashes fall down, he's startin' on the furniture! (*Screams*)
It's the return of the...AWW WAIT...NAW WAIT...You're KIDDING! He didn't just say V...V...Voldemort did he? And Voldemort said...NOTHING You IDIOTS Voldemort's banned he's locked down in Azkaban...
*CUTS TO BACKGROUND MUSIC OF "CRIMINAL"*
Ya wanna know why?
Cuz He's a CRIMINAL...CRIMINAL...Yeah he's a CRIMINAL...You're damn right he's a CRIMINAL!
My wand spits out fire like a dragon's breath that'll burn you till' you're dead whether you're a squib or less, whether you're a muggle, a mudblood, guess what's next...
*Music cuts to "Business"*
(in a painting in the background the fat lady from the Gryffindor room is singing)
Fat lady: MAL-FOY! MAL-FOY!!
Random kid that somehow got lost in Harry and Draco's room: MALFOY! Sounds like an SOS!
Draco: HOLY WACK UNMIRCIAL MAGIC, KID! YOU'RE F***IN' RIGHT!
Random kid: TO THE RAP- MOBILE!
(fat lady continues to sing **MALFOY**))
Draco: Pure bloods and Mud-bloods! IT'S SHOW TIME! HURRY! HURRY! Step right up! Introducing the star of our show! His name is...
Fat lady: MALFOY!
Draco: You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world...so without further adieu...
Fat lady: MALFOY! Draco stops realizing tat he has run out of lyrics (I'm too lazy) and goes to sit down on the couch as if getting up and ripping your own little versions of Eminem songs is the most normal thing in the world to do...
"Ummmmmm...Draco?" Ron began, "WHAT was that?"
Draco shrugged and just sat there on the couch...lost in thought... after a few minutes of frustrated curses he found his way back to reality (Op there goes gravity...) (He was too stubborn to ask for directions so he stayed lost in thought for a while)
"Ya know..." He announced, getting harry and Ron's attention away from to roach they were staring at, "I DON'T want to be Eminem anymore...I WANT TO BE DR. DRE! Because then I can call myself Dr. DRA-CO!!! BUT THEN AGAIN...I DON'T KNOW ANY OF HIS SONGS...Soo..." He rambled on...
AHHHH! THAT WAS SOOOOOO GAY! I'm sorry yall...I WILL get better with this!!!! It's just that it's 2:00 right now and it's a school night and I NEEDED to update BADLY Sooo... here it is! PLEASE DON"T FLAME!!!!
Draco was in a very **singer** mood so he decided to rap to Eminem!!! (someone has informed me that I am a bit too obsessed with Em but we don't choose our obsessions...they choose us...OMG! Eminem chose ME!!! EWWWWWW! That's gross...I HATE him with all of the blue side of my heart, but I AM obsessed!!! On to Draco singing...to...THE REAL DRACO MALFOY!!!!
Will the real Draco malfoy please stand up? I REPEAT will the REAL Draco Malfoy please stand up...uh oh we're gunna have a problem here...
Yall act like yall ain't never seen a British rapper before, wands drop to the floor like Voldemort just cursed Dumbledor, and started burning Hogwarts right down to the floor...the ashes fall down, he's startin' on the furniture! (*Screams*)
It's the return of the...AWW WAIT...NAW WAIT...You're KIDDING! He didn't just say V...V...Voldemort did he? And Voldemort said...NOTHING You IDIOTS Voldemort's banned he's locked down in Azkaban...
*CUTS TO BACKGROUND MUSIC OF "CRIMINAL"*
Ya wanna know why?
Cuz He's a CRIMINAL...CRIMINAL...Yeah he's a CRIMINAL...You're damn right he's a CRIMINAL!
My wand spits out fire like a dragon's breath that'll burn you till' you're dead whether you're a squib or less, whether you're a muggle, a mudblood, guess what's next...
*Music cuts to "Business"*
(in a painting in the background the fat lady from the Gryffindor room is singing)
Fat lady: MAL-FOY! MAL-FOY!!
Random kid that somehow got lost in Harry and Draco's room: MALFOY! Sounds like an SOS!
Draco: HOLY WACK UNMIRCIAL MAGIC, KID! YOU'RE F***IN' RIGHT!
Random kid: TO THE RAP- MOBILE!
(fat lady continues to sing **MALFOY**))
Draco: Pure bloods and Mud-bloods! IT'S SHOW TIME! HURRY! HURRY! Step right up! Introducing the star of our show! His name is...
Fat lady: MALFOY!
Draco: You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world...so without further adieu...
Fat lady: MALFOY! Draco stops realizing tat he has run out of lyrics (I'm too lazy) and goes to sit down on the couch as if getting up and ripping your own little versions of Eminem songs is the most normal thing in the world to do...
"Ummmmmm...Draco?" Ron began, "WHAT was that?"
Draco shrugged and just sat there on the couch...lost in thought... after a few minutes of frustrated curses he found his way back to reality (Op there goes gravity...) (He was too stubborn to ask for directions so he stayed lost in thought for a while)
"Ya know..." He announced, getting harry and Ron's attention away from to roach they were staring at, "I DON'T want to be Eminem anymore...I WANT TO BE DR. DRE! Because then I can call myself Dr. DRA-CO!!! BUT THEN AGAIN...I DON'T KNOW ANY OF HIS SONGS...Soo..." He rambled on...
AHHHH! THAT WAS SOOOOOO GAY! I'm sorry yall...I WILL get better with this!!!! It's just that it's 2:00 right now and it's a school night and I NEEDED to update BADLY Sooo... here it is! PLEASE DON"T FLAME!!!!