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Meet The Family

"God, I can see why you said nobody liked your father," Bulma said to her husband, sitting down on Vegeta's old bed.

"Yeah, he's a jerk!" Trunks agreed, also climbing onto the bed. Paris snuck up behind him and pulled his hair. Trunks began to chase Paris around the room, and the two other kids began a game of Tag.

"Personally," Celipa said, "I think you'd make a better ruler than your father ever was, Prince Vegeta. I honestly feel sorry for your mother. She's my best friend, you know."

"No, I didn't," Vegeta answered. "Kakarot, you and yours take the room over there." He pointed to a door, then proceeded to point out where the others were to be housed.

There was a knock on the door. "What?" Vegeta called out, sill angry from his father's insults.

Rosicheena opened the door. "Is that anyway to greet your mother?" she asked merrily, walking in. "While your father drowns himself with his fury, I decided to be rational and see how you are doing." She addressed the entire group. "I am Vegeta's mother, Queen Rosicheena."

A jumble of "helloes" quickly responded.

Trunks looked up at Rosicheena. "So, you're my grandma, huh?" he asked.

"That's right," Rosicheena said kneeling to eye level with Trunks. "What's your name?"

"I'm Trunks," was the immediate reply.

Rosicheena looked at Vegeta, who rolled his eyes and jerked his head towards Bulma. Rosicheena turned her gaze back at Trunks, who was in the process of batting away Paris. Paris had, once again, been pulling on his hair.

"And what's your name, little girl?"

"I'm Paris!" said the excited little girl.

"I'm Goten!" the aforementioned boy added.

"And I'm Marron!" said the perky half-cyborg. She slapped Goten and yelled, "You're it!"

"Hey!" Goten yelled, and started to chase after Marron. Trunks and Paris scattered.

"Uncle 17's base!" Marron yelled, quickly latching onto 17's leg. Paris grabbed onto his other leg, while Goten kept chasing Trunks.

18 tried to hold in her laughter, but gave up and staring laughing hysterically. Two girls attached to her brother's leg and two boys chasing each other around him while her poor brother flailed around was hilarious to her.

Rosicheena looked quizically at her son. He shrugged. "It's an Earth game called 'Tag'. One child is pronounced as 'It' and they have to chase the others, tag them, and the one that gets tagged is now 'It'."

"Oh," Rosicheena said, shaking her head at this strange Earth game. "Do you train them yet?"

"Not much, but they are mastering the basics exceptionally."

"Gee, coming from Vegeta, that's a compliment," Chichi said.

"And who might you be?" Rosicheena asked.

"My name is Chichi, and I am the Princess of Earth." (1)

"Now," King Vegeta said, coming in, "you could've at least picked the Princess of Earth as a mate instead of some low-class wench."

"Not exactly, seeing as how she was already married by the time I got there," Vegeta said, his eyes flashing with anger.

"LOW-CLASS!!" Bulma exploded. "Next to Chichi's, my family is the richest on the Earth!" (2)

"Then why don't you go back to your mudball and stay there?" King Vegeta demanded.

"Maybe because, whether you like it or not, I am Vegeta's mate and he wanted to visit here!"

As quick as a flash, King Vegeta slapped her across the face.

Bulma staggered back, her cheek growing increasingly red. She felt like her jaw was breaking in her mouth.

And just as quickly, both Vegeta and Goku's fists crashed into King Vegeta's face. "You dare hit my mate?" Vegeta screamed at his father.

King Vegeta stepped backwards and regained his footing. "Get out," he said. "Get out, all of you! At once, damn you!"

"Vegeta!" Rosicheena protested.

"Shut up!" King Vegeta yelled at her. "Get out of my sight! Now!"

Trunks' eyes were flashing from blue to green until they turned aqua. His hair shot up but remained the lavender color. A white aura surrounded his entire body.

"Oh my God," Goku muttered. "The human power-up!"

Trunks lifted his palm and faced it towards the king. "Big Bang Attack!"

An immediate flash of ki shot form his hands and straight towards King Vegeta. He barely had time to block it, but somehow managed to do so effectively. In response, he sent back his own ki blast at Trunks.

Trunks jumped out of the way while the blast burned a hole in the wall and shot through even more rooms.

"Go!" Rosicheena screeched, scooping her grandson up and running out with him, the other children following.

"Leave now!" King Vegeta yelled. "Never let me see you again!" In his state of rage, his pupils dilated and turned red, and his face was burning.

Tien grabbed Launch's arm and lifted off with her, Chiaotzu soon following. Yamcha, helping Bulma, followed suite. Goku and Gohan lifted off, each supporting Chichi. 17, 18, Krillin, and even Piccolo started to ascend.

Vegeta glowered at his father with a matched hatred. "We'll finish this battle soon, old man. Soon."

And he was gone as well.

Yay, Vegeta! Kill your father for making fun off your family!

Well, REVIEW PLEASE!

1) Remember that Chichi is the daughter of Ox-King, emphasis on the King? She's entitled to something, so why not Earth?

2) Since Goku won the WMAT, the Sons must have a lot of money. Even more than Bulma, though not that much higher.