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I decided to try another format now. With the help of Zurizip, this has turned more of a disaster then anything else.
The fellowship hurried back to Galadrial, trying to get Boromir to hurry with them however, that was hard.
"If I go to fast I might like, ruin my makeup, or like break a nail!" He complained.
"You're not wearing makeup and your nails are short and dirty." Merry told him, annoyed. Boromir looked down at them and screamed really loud.
"OH MY GOD! What a nightmare!" Gandalf hit him over the head with his staff, knocking him out. The rest of the fellowship was at first shocked, but then went back to whatever they were doing as they rowed their boats as fast as they could.
Galadrial heard them out and said quietly, " I will need to think about how I can do this for you
Boromir stepped up to Galadrial and said "
That white nightgown look was like soo last year!"
Galadrial, to their surprise answered and said,
"I like know, but like nothing else makes me look mysterious, and I haven't like found the time to go like shopping
everyone gets really scared and backed out the door when Celeborn called out.
"I think we can help you, but Gandalf will need to combine his power with Galadrial's" Little did they know, Sauraman had cursed Gandalf's power so that, whenever he tried to combine it, it resulted in a love spell. At this point it hit Gollum and Galadrial. she walked up to him.
"Ohh Gollum, you're so nice and slimy…" at this Celeborn was outraged! And begins to think (ouch) then asks Alanna for revenge help, but she jokingly suggests that he dump the mirror on her...he takes it to heart... Galadrial screamed
"I'm melting, I'm melting!! Ahhhhh." Pippin looked confused at this.
"You're not a wicked witch!"
"What's a wicked witch?" Gimli asked curiously. Celeborn undoes the love spell, and made an announcement,
"Gandalf, I vote you out of the fellowship."
"You can't do that!"
"I'm the king of a bunch elves, I can do whatever I want!"
"Darn!"
"Does anyone second this vote?" Pippin raised his hand.
"Once, he, he called me a **sniff** fool of a took!"
"Gandalf you are hereby voted out of the fellowship of the ring." Gandalf stormed away
"Fine, I'm going to tell Queen Thayet on you!" A green portal appeared and then disappeared behind him.
"Why couldn't he just make one for us?" wondered Numair out loud. Slowly Daine and Legolas snuck off, taking the ring with them. Whispering to Daine Legolas said, "If no one else is going to be sane, we'd have better do this."
~~~~Ten minutes later~~~~~~
Many things happen (most that are too gruesome, stupid, or nonsensical to describe here) and for some odd reason or another, these people decide to randomly get married.
The only answer to that we can give to you in accordance to this is 42.
Frodo and Arwen
Galadrial and Gollum
Sauron and Alanna
Aragorn and Thayet
George and Sauraman
Boromir and Buri
Jon and Gandalf
these peoples married for a real reason
Daine and Legolas
Kel and Cleon
I won't bother adding details…….and they are well… I'll let you think about that
And yes, Kel and Cleon were randomly thrown in because they rock!
all of this chapter could have happened, it didn't really though it was just Gimli high on whipped cream…
Frodo and Arwen's wedding: Oh Sauron! What a beautiful ring! Thank you!
: Your welcome, Sauron replied
: ****Frodo puts it on** the rings starts singing. It is a song that never ends...
:
AUGH! IT IS CURSED!!
as I said, this chapter never really existed, it was a mistake when Gimli got high on whipped cream and then tried to sing the phantom of the opera resulting in a chemical reaction that caused him to write this chapter, there will be a real chapter soon
Zurizip And Some: we apologize for this interruption, and hope that you will forgive the use of the hyper author alert...
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I decided to try another format now. With the help of Zurizip, this has turned more of a disaster then anything else.
The fellowship hurried back to Galadrial, trying to get Boromir to hurry with them however, that was hard.
"If I go to fast I might like, ruin my makeup, or like break a nail!" He complained.
"You're not wearing makeup and your nails are short and dirty." Merry told him, annoyed. Boromir looked down at them and screamed really loud.
"OH MY GOD! What a nightmare!" Gandalf hit him over the head with his staff, knocking him out. The rest of the fellowship was at first shocked, but then went back to whatever they were doing as they rowed their boats as fast as they could.
Galadrial heard them out and said quietly, " I will need to think about how I can do this for you
Boromir stepped up to Galadrial and said "
That white nightgown look was like soo last year!"
Galadrial, to their surprise answered and said,
"I like know, but like nothing else makes me look mysterious, and I haven't like found the time to go like shopping
everyone gets really scared and backed out the door when Celeborn called out.
"I think we can help you, but Gandalf will need to combine his power with Galadrial's" Little did they know, Sauraman had cursed Gandalf's power so that, whenever he tried to combine it, it resulted in a love spell. At this point it hit Gollum and Galadrial. she walked up to him.
"Ohh Gollum, you're so nice and slimy…" at this Celeborn was outraged! And begins to think (ouch) then asks Alanna for revenge help, but she jokingly suggests that he dump the mirror on her...he takes it to heart... Galadrial screamed
"I'm melting, I'm melting!! Ahhhhh." Pippin looked confused at this.
"You're not a wicked witch!"
"What's a wicked witch?" Gimli asked curiously. Celeborn undoes the love spell, and made an announcement,
"Gandalf, I vote you out of the fellowship."
"You can't do that!"
"I'm the king of a bunch elves, I can do whatever I want!"
"Darn!"
"Does anyone second this vote?" Pippin raised his hand.
"Once, he, he called me a **sniff** fool of a took!"
"Gandalf you are hereby voted out of the fellowship of the ring." Gandalf stormed away
"Fine, I'm going to tell Queen Thayet on you!" A green portal appeared and then disappeared behind him.
"Why couldn't he just make one for us?" wondered Numair out loud. Slowly Daine and Legolas snuck off, taking the ring with them. Whispering to Daine Legolas said, "If no one else is going to be sane, we'd have better do this."
~~~~Ten minutes later~~~~~~
Many things happen (most that are too gruesome, stupid, or nonsensical to describe here) and for some odd reason or another, these people decide to randomly get married.
The only answer to that we can give to you in accordance to this is 42.
Frodo and Arwen
Galadrial and Gollum
Sauron and Alanna
Aragorn and Thayet
George and Sauraman
Boromir and Buri
Jon and Gandalf
these peoples married for a real reason
Daine and Legolas
Kel and Cleon
I won't bother adding details…….and they are well… I'll let you think about that
And yes, Kel and Cleon were randomly thrown in because they rock!
all of this chapter could have happened, it didn't really though it was just Gimli high on whipped cream…
Frodo and Arwen's wedding: Oh Sauron! What a beautiful ring! Thank you!
: Your welcome, Sauron replied
: ****Frodo puts it on** the rings starts singing. It is a song that never ends...
:
AUGH! IT IS CURSED!!
as I said, this chapter never really existed, it was a mistake when Gimli got high on whipped cream and then tried to sing the phantom of the opera resulting in a chemical reaction that caused him to write this chapter, there will be a real chapter soon
Zurizip And Some: we apologize for this interruption, and hope that you will forgive the use of the hyper author alert...
Zurizip And Some: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP