soooo, when we parted with sanity, Daine and Legolas had snuck away from
the rest of the fellowship in order to save the quest for the ring, because
the ring bearer had randomly married Arwen due to the fact that the author
was corrupted by **cough cough ZURIZIP**
I own nothing at all from Lord of the rings, or from Tamora Pierce or anything else that's in this that is copyrighted.( But I can still mutilate their stories in fan fiction ;) *g*
So, the two sane people of the fellowship walked on, determined to end this perilous quest. They walked until midday and then sat down to eat a meal of oak trees (Don't ask) they were about to take a huge bight when suddenly, it screamed! What the two had been trying to eat was an ent.
"Uh oh" Daine said as it lifted both of them hi into the air. It spoke
"How dare you try to eat me."
"It was an accident." Legolas stammered
"You accidentally tried to take a bite of me?"
"No, but we didn't know you were an ent!"
"Oh, I see ok."
"So you'll let us go?" asked Daine hopefully. The ent shook its head.
"Nope, we'll have a council to decide what do to you." Legolas groaned loudly.
"What's wrong?" asked Daine
"It takes them hours just to say hello, to discuss our fate will take months, even years!" Daine groaned with him. They were just about resigned to their fate as the ent got ready to walk when horrible sounds filled the air. A Nazgul in a frilly pink dress came flying in singing Brittany spears' "Baby one more time". The ent fled in terror, dropping the Daine and Legolas who stood up, weapons ready. The Nazgul flew down and bowed stiffly.
"I am Nazgul number 4, also known as Patsi." All of a sudden king Arthur came running in banging coconuts together. Daine, Legolas and the Nazgul stared at him.
"ooops, sorry, I heard Patsi's name and I came riding over." He said. They continued to stair. Finally the Nazgul said.
"You're not riding, you're banging coconuts together"
"So?"
"That's not riding. Where'd you get the coconut anyway?"
"I found it."
"But they're not native to this land, are they?"
"The swallow might fly south in the winter, but it is no stranger to these lands."
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"No, it would carry one here though."
"Not possible, a 5 ounce swallow can't carry a 1 pound coconut." The Nazgul noticed that Daine and Legolas were sneaking away and ran after them. King Arthur left, never to be heard of again.
"Anyway." the Nazgul said to Legolas and Daine. "Sauron, ahem, bribed me to come baby sit you two, I got my very won chapter in this story. So I guess you're going to Mordor to destroy the evil ring. I'll just show you the way."
Daine and Legolas walked briskly along the path that would hopefully eventually take them to Mordor. If we remember correctly, Frodo and Sam had Gollum to guide them, but Legolas and Daine had their very own Nazgul the Sauron had sent to chaperone the two young people so that he could settle in with his new bride, Alanna of pirate's swoop. Anyway, the young people and the Nazgul name Patsi got to the Castle of Mordor really quickly. Swan lake music started playing as they reached the front door.
"Can we have something a little more?" Legolas started
"Dramatic?" finished Daine. Funeral march starts to play. Legolas and Daine at the same time said "HEY!!" The "who wants to be a millionaire" music starts playing. Legolas starts to storm the sound engineer, and shoots him with his bow. Mysterious music starts playing
what happens next? I don't know, sorry its short there'll be more soon!!
I own nothing at all from Lord of the rings, or from Tamora Pierce or anything else that's in this that is copyrighted.( But I can still mutilate their stories in fan fiction ;) *g*
So, the two sane people of the fellowship walked on, determined to end this perilous quest. They walked until midday and then sat down to eat a meal of oak trees (Don't ask) they were about to take a huge bight when suddenly, it screamed! What the two had been trying to eat was an ent.
"Uh oh" Daine said as it lifted both of them hi into the air. It spoke
"How dare you try to eat me."
"It was an accident." Legolas stammered
"You accidentally tried to take a bite of me?"
"No, but we didn't know you were an ent!"
"Oh, I see ok."
"So you'll let us go?" asked Daine hopefully. The ent shook its head.
"Nope, we'll have a council to decide what do to you." Legolas groaned loudly.
"What's wrong?" asked Daine
"It takes them hours just to say hello, to discuss our fate will take months, even years!" Daine groaned with him. They were just about resigned to their fate as the ent got ready to walk when horrible sounds filled the air. A Nazgul in a frilly pink dress came flying in singing Brittany spears' "Baby one more time". The ent fled in terror, dropping the Daine and Legolas who stood up, weapons ready. The Nazgul flew down and bowed stiffly.
"I am Nazgul number 4, also known as Patsi." All of a sudden king Arthur came running in banging coconuts together. Daine, Legolas and the Nazgul stared at him.
"ooops, sorry, I heard Patsi's name and I came riding over." He said. They continued to stair. Finally the Nazgul said.
"You're not riding, you're banging coconuts together"
"So?"
"That's not riding. Where'd you get the coconut anyway?"
"I found it."
"But they're not native to this land, are they?"
"The swallow might fly south in the winter, but it is no stranger to these lands."
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"No, it would carry one here though."
"Not possible, a 5 ounce swallow can't carry a 1 pound coconut." The Nazgul noticed that Daine and Legolas were sneaking away and ran after them. King Arthur left, never to be heard of again.
"Anyway." the Nazgul said to Legolas and Daine. "Sauron, ahem, bribed me to come baby sit you two, I got my very won chapter in this story. So I guess you're going to Mordor to destroy the evil ring. I'll just show you the way."
Daine and Legolas walked briskly along the path that would hopefully eventually take them to Mordor. If we remember correctly, Frodo and Sam had Gollum to guide them, but Legolas and Daine had their very own Nazgul the Sauron had sent to chaperone the two young people so that he could settle in with his new bride, Alanna of pirate's swoop. Anyway, the young people and the Nazgul name Patsi got to the Castle of Mordor really quickly. Swan lake music started playing as they reached the front door.
"Can we have something a little more?" Legolas started
"Dramatic?" finished Daine. Funeral march starts to play. Legolas and Daine at the same time said "HEY!!" The "who wants to be a millionaire" music starts playing. Legolas starts to storm the sound engineer, and shoots him with his bow. Mysterious music starts playing
what happens next? I don't know, sorry its short there'll be more soon!!