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Daine and Legolas were just walking into the cave that would take them to the cracks of Mordor, after killing the sound engineer because he played bad music. They were about to enter when the director (meeee!) came storming into the story.
"What the heck are you doing?? You just killed my sound engineer, what do you expect me to do without him?" I screamed. Legolas looked a little pale.
"It was an accident, besides, he played bad music!"
"I don't care, someone's going to get mad when they find out that you've murdered a family member!"
"Just tell them it was a heart attack or something!" suggested Daine.
"I can't he has a fricken arrow wound!" Legolas sighed.
"OK, just.." He fumbled for a piece of paper and a pen from one pocket and scribbled something on it. "Here's my insurance number and my lawyers name, she'll take care of it ok?"
"Fine!" I grabbed the piece of paper and looked at it.
"Your insurance number is in elfish and your lawyer is Galadrial!" I exclaimed
"Do you want to finish this story or not?" he asked, exasperated.
"Ok, fine, but I'm going to let Zurizip steal you for another interview!" He shuddered
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Just get on with it, but don't expect to get paid!"
"I'm not getting paid, this is real!"
"Oops, ok just get on with it, that Nazgul is driving me berserk!" *** behind them the Nazgul has its face in a bow of donuts, picking each one up, tasting it and putting it in his pocket. "Ohhhhh frosting and sugar, they are my preciousssssssssessss" ***
"Can I shoot it?" asked Legolas
"NO, you've shot quite enough of my staff!"
"He's in your staff?"
"No"
"Then can't I…"
"NOOO just get on with it."
Daine and Legolas walked up to the entrance, found it, and tried to open it. It was stuck. "Darn!" Daine said. Legolas swore in Elvish. Out of nowhere Sergewen, walked in with one of those cool thingys that the police use to open your door when you lock yourself out of your car (I've never done it, honest).
"Here you go" she said, popping open the door. Legolas and Daine just stared at her.
"ok, who are you?" asked Legolas.
"I reviewed one of Lady_Daine's stories so now I get to be in it! Can I come with you and see when you throw the ring into the big pit?"
"Ok, sure." Legolas stammered, still unsure of this new character. The three quickly progressed through the castle to find it strangely empty. It seemed that all the occupants had gone to Sauron's Wedding and it left them free to go right through and to the cracks of Mordor.
Legolas Reached into a pocket where he had kept the ring safe, only to find it wasn't there!"
"What the? Where?" Sergewen, looked confused for a second then reached into her own pocket.
"I have it here." She said, pulling out the ring and handing it to Legolas. Daine and Legolas looked at her.
"How?" Daine began.
"Uhh Legolas, can I have one of your arrows?" asked Sergewen. Legolas was so confused that he just handed it over.
"Ok I better be going now." Sergewen, disappeared.
"I'd like to lodge a complaint-" Legolas started
"You killed my sound engineer!"
"Never mind." He finished
Does the ring go into the pit? If not, what happens instead? New chapter soon based on how you voted!
Daine and Legolas were just walking into the cave that would take them to the cracks of Mordor, after killing the sound engineer because he played bad music. They were about to enter when the director (meeee!) came storming into the story.
"What the heck are you doing?? You just killed my sound engineer, what do you expect me to do without him?" I screamed. Legolas looked a little pale.
"It was an accident, besides, he played bad music!"
"I don't care, someone's going to get mad when they find out that you've murdered a family member!"
"Just tell them it was a heart attack or something!" suggested Daine.
"I can't he has a fricken arrow wound!" Legolas sighed.
"OK, just.." He fumbled for a piece of paper and a pen from one pocket and scribbled something on it. "Here's my insurance number and my lawyers name, she'll take care of it ok?"
"Fine!" I grabbed the piece of paper and looked at it.
"Your insurance number is in elfish and your lawyer is Galadrial!" I exclaimed
"Do you want to finish this story or not?" he asked, exasperated.
"Ok, fine, but I'm going to let Zurizip steal you for another interview!" He shuddered
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Just get on with it, but don't expect to get paid!"
"I'm not getting paid, this is real!"
"Oops, ok just get on with it, that Nazgul is driving me berserk!" *** behind them the Nazgul has its face in a bow of donuts, picking each one up, tasting it and putting it in his pocket. "Ohhhhh frosting and sugar, they are my preciousssssssssessss" ***
"Can I shoot it?" asked Legolas
"NO, you've shot quite enough of my staff!"
"He's in your staff?"
"No"
"Then can't I…"
"NOOO just get on with it."
Daine and Legolas walked up to the entrance, found it, and tried to open it. It was stuck. "Darn!" Daine said. Legolas swore in Elvish. Out of nowhere Sergewen, walked in with one of those cool thingys that the police use to open your door when you lock yourself out of your car (I've never done it, honest).
"Here you go" she said, popping open the door. Legolas and Daine just stared at her.
"ok, who are you?" asked Legolas.
"I reviewed one of Lady_Daine's stories so now I get to be in it! Can I come with you and see when you throw the ring into the big pit?"
"Ok, sure." Legolas stammered, still unsure of this new character. The three quickly progressed through the castle to find it strangely empty. It seemed that all the occupants had gone to Sauron's Wedding and it left them free to go right through and to the cracks of Mordor.
Legolas Reached into a pocket where he had kept the ring safe, only to find it wasn't there!"
"What the? Where?" Sergewen, looked confused for a second then reached into her own pocket.
"I have it here." She said, pulling out the ring and handing it to Legolas. Daine and Legolas looked at her.
"How?" Daine began.
"Uhh Legolas, can I have one of your arrows?" asked Sergewen. Legolas was so confused that he just handed it over.
"Ok I better be going now." Sergewen, disappeared.
"I'd like to lodge a complaint-" Legolas started
"You killed my sound engineer!"
"Never mind." He finished
Does the ring go into the pit? If not, what happens instead? New chapter soon based on how you voted!