Two good kids
Got a flat tire,
And when looking for a phone.
What they found instead
Was a transvestite (and friends)
Sitting on a throne.
The satanic mechanic never came,
So Brad and Janet had no choice,
But to participate in this little game
With the chick with the squeaky voice.
So they did some pelvic thrusts
And other virgin "musts"
And met their host's new creation;
Had lots of sex
With various peeps
And felt like they were under sedation.
So the virgin chick
Turns into a nympho and
Doesn't wanna quit.
If she really wanted to be dirty
She could just jump in a pile of shit.
The dead guy's uncle
All of a sudden shows up…
Er…
Then it's dinner and the squeaky girl screams;
She ate her boyfriend for supper.
So the tran gets mad
And turns them all
Into sculptures in the nude,
And by now,
You've probably guessed,
He's a perverted little dude.
Feather boas and funky music
Lead up to the orgy in the pool.
And then they get out and do the can-can
Which makes the dudes just look like fools.
The servants come in and kill a bunch of these guys,
(in between their elbow sex, lasers, and x-ray eyes).
Alien servant people beam the house
To another planet,
And crawling around like idiots are
Dead Guy's Uncle, Brad, and Janet.
I see you shiver with anticipation,
So follow these hints
To enjoy the Rocky experience
(in a nutshell, participation).
Grab a feather boa and a garter belt,
A corset and some fishnets
And come on down and wake up with a hangover
But absolutely no regrets.