Hello! And welcome to Zurizip's Interveiw Corner…
Lady Daine: We have something special for you today…
Zurizip:We do?
Lady Daine: ::nods:: uh huh! Please welcome THE DATING GAME
CONTESTENTS!!
Zurizip: HUH?? Well, I guess it isnt the interveiw corner now… this
calls
for a change in decoration… ::snaps fingers::
Everything turns shiny blue
Lady Daine: …ok… why blue?
Zurizip: I dunno, for hyper intelligance?
Lady Daine: ::odd look:: Right, any way, PLEASE WELCOME…Legolas!!
Zurizip:And…Kel, Alanna, and Daine!
Lady Daine: Ok Legolas, now, you get to ask each of these lovely
ladies 5
questions, and then you can pick one to take on a DREAM DATE!!! Tell
them
what they'll win Zurizip…
Zurizip: Well Lady Daine, Legolas and his choosen girl will go on a
whirlwind tour of middle earth while trying to destroy an evil ring,
all in
all, the woods will be gorgeous and the mountain will be steamy!!!
Lady Daine: *sigh * doesn't that sound romantic?
Zurizip: Yep! So Legolas, What do you want to know about Kel?
Legolas: ::looks @ Daine:: Erm, Keladry, What do you think
about…erm…the
weather??
Kel: ::looks @ cleon:: Erm, its…um…great…
Legolas:How do you feel about Gandalf being voted off the fellowship?
Kel: Whos Gandalf?
Legolas: Erm, whats the meaning of life?
Kel: Its…
Zurizip:42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Daine: um, yes, perhaps we should move on to our next contestent…
Legolas: What is your name?
Alanna: Sir Alanna of Pirate's Swoop!
Legolas: What is your mission?
Alanna: To seek my husband George!
Legolas: What is the capital of Barbados?
Alanna: I don't know that! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zurizip: ummm, yeah…::looks down at floor:: Alanna, you can get up now…
Alanna: Oh, right… ::gets up and wanders off set::
Lady Daine: Right…
Legolas: Daine, will you go out with me?
Daine:Yes!
Legolas: Daine, will you marry me?
Daine: Yes!!
Legolas: Daine…
Zurizip: STOP!!!
Legolas: What?
Zurizip: I don't want to hear the next question…
Legolas: Oh…
Lady Daine: Well, that's all for now! Please say congratulations to
Legolas and Daine!!
Zurizip: So long you two lovebirds…
Legolas: ::grabs Daine and runs off set:: Lets get out of here!
Lady Daine: Erm…Zurizip?
Zurizip: Hmm?
Lady Daine: Are you sure that's a good idea, leaving those two out in
the
wilderness? Without, protection?
Zurizip: ::nods:: quite true… Oy! Sauron!
Sauron: *sigh * Yes oh author of infinate wisdom?
Zurizip:* G* Have I ever mentioned that I luv being the author?
Lady Daine: Yes… Anyway, Sauron, could you spare us a Nazgul?
Sauron: ::suspisios look:: Why?
Zurizip: We just need someone to chaperone our two little lovebirds…
Sauron: Hmmmmm
Lady Daine: Come on…Please?
Sauron: I dunno…
Zurizip: Do it or ill change you into a little white poodle, dress you
up
in pink ribbons and give you to the arictocrats in Gondor…
Sauron: * neep* Ok,… ummm… #4!!! Come here!
Nazgul #4: Yes master?
Sauron: ::shoves Nazgul #4 to Zurizip:: I need you to go and keep an
eye on
the two that just left…
#4: You mean those reveiwers I saw walking out a second ago?
Sauron: No you dolt! The lovebirds!
#4: YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BABYSIT??
Zurizip: * g*
Sauron: Well, I wouldn't call it just that, its more like…erm…
Lady Daine:Come on, You owe us a favor!
Zurizip: Yeah! What about your interveiw?
#4: Well…
Zurizip: Great!
Lady Daine: And here's your uniform so we can keep track of you!
::hands #4
a frilly pink bath robe::
#4:NOT THE ROBES!!
Zurizip: *g * Go on. Try em!
#4: * mutter* ::puts on robes::
Lady Daine: Ok, and heres your noble steed…
Zurizip: ::hands #4 a pair of coconuts::
#4: NOBLE STEED????
Lady Daine: What? We're on a short budget!
Zurizip: What budget?
Lady Daine: ::shrugs::
Zurizip: Now, GO!!
#4: But…but…
Sauron: ::takes out big long sword::
#4: Right… ::runs off
Zurizip: Well thanks for coming, to ZURIZIP'S INTERVEIW CORNER!!!
Lady Daine: Aka THE DATING GAME!!
Zurizip: All knowing Ah? Where?? ::looks around:: (don't ask)
It is a song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends,
Zurizip: STOP!!
Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was,
Zurizip: ::goes off to kill something::
Now every bodys singing it forever…SCRRRRREEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Zurizip: Much better.
Mehorae len Laediel - Annundaeiel lo Mirkwood
Lady Daine: We have something special for you today…
Zurizip:We do?
Lady Daine: ::nods:: uh huh! Please welcome THE DATING GAME
CONTESTENTS!!
Zurizip: HUH?? Well, I guess it isnt the interveiw corner now… this
calls
for a change in decoration… ::snaps fingers::
Everything turns shiny blue
Lady Daine: …ok… why blue?
Zurizip: I dunno, for hyper intelligance?
Lady Daine: ::odd look:: Right, any way, PLEASE WELCOME…Legolas!!
Zurizip:And…Kel, Alanna, and Daine!
Lady Daine: Ok Legolas, now, you get to ask each of these lovely
ladies 5
questions, and then you can pick one to take on a DREAM DATE!!! Tell
them
what they'll win Zurizip…
Zurizip: Well Lady Daine, Legolas and his choosen girl will go on a
whirlwind tour of middle earth while trying to destroy an evil ring,
all in
all, the woods will be gorgeous and the mountain will be steamy!!!
Lady Daine: *sigh * doesn't that sound romantic?
Zurizip: Yep! So Legolas, What do you want to know about Kel?
Legolas: ::looks @ Daine:: Erm, Keladry, What do you think
about…erm…the
weather??
Kel: ::looks @ cleon:: Erm, its…um…great…
Legolas:How do you feel about Gandalf being voted off the fellowship?
Kel: Whos Gandalf?
Legolas: Erm, whats the meaning of life?
Kel: Its…
Zurizip:42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Daine: um, yes, perhaps we should move on to our next contestent…
Legolas: What is your name?
Alanna: Sir Alanna of Pirate's Swoop!
Legolas: What is your mission?
Alanna: To seek my husband George!
Legolas: What is the capital of Barbados?
Alanna: I don't know that! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zurizip: ummm, yeah…::looks down at floor:: Alanna, you can get up now…
Alanna: Oh, right… ::gets up and wanders off set::
Lady Daine: Right…
Legolas: Daine, will you go out with me?
Daine:Yes!
Legolas: Daine, will you marry me?
Daine: Yes!!
Legolas: Daine…
Zurizip: STOP!!!
Legolas: What?
Zurizip: I don't want to hear the next question…
Legolas: Oh…
Lady Daine: Well, that's all for now! Please say congratulations to
Legolas and Daine!!
Zurizip: So long you two lovebirds…
Legolas: ::grabs Daine and runs off set:: Lets get out of here!
Lady Daine: Erm…Zurizip?
Zurizip: Hmm?
Lady Daine: Are you sure that's a good idea, leaving those two out in
the
wilderness? Without, protection?
Zurizip: ::nods:: quite true… Oy! Sauron!
Sauron: *sigh * Yes oh author of infinate wisdom?
Zurizip:* G* Have I ever mentioned that I luv being the author?
Lady Daine: Yes… Anyway, Sauron, could you spare us a Nazgul?
Sauron: ::suspisios look:: Why?
Zurizip: We just need someone to chaperone our two little lovebirds…
Sauron: Hmmmmm
Lady Daine: Come on…Please?
Sauron: I dunno…
Zurizip: Do it or ill change you into a little white poodle, dress you
up
in pink ribbons and give you to the arictocrats in Gondor…
Sauron: * neep* Ok,… ummm… #4!!! Come here!
Nazgul #4: Yes master?
Sauron: ::shoves Nazgul #4 to Zurizip:: I need you to go and keep an
eye on
the two that just left…
#4: You mean those reveiwers I saw walking out a second ago?
Sauron: No you dolt! The lovebirds!
#4: YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BABYSIT??
Zurizip: * g*
Sauron: Well, I wouldn't call it just that, its more like…erm…
Lady Daine:Come on, You owe us a favor!
Zurizip: Yeah! What about your interveiw?
#4: Well…
Zurizip: Great!
Lady Daine: And here's your uniform so we can keep track of you!
::hands #4
a frilly pink bath robe::
#4:NOT THE ROBES!!
Zurizip: *g * Go on. Try em!
#4: * mutter* ::puts on robes::
Lady Daine: Ok, and heres your noble steed…
Zurizip: ::hands #4 a pair of coconuts::
#4: NOBLE STEED????
Lady Daine: What? We're on a short budget!
Zurizip: What budget?
Lady Daine: ::shrugs::
Zurizip: Now, GO!!
#4: But…but…
Sauron: ::takes out big long sword::
#4: Right… ::runs off
Zurizip: Well thanks for coming, to ZURIZIP'S INTERVEIW CORNER!!!
Lady Daine: Aka THE DATING GAME!!
Zurizip: All knowing Ah? Where?? ::looks around:: (don't ask)
It is a song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends,
Zurizip: STOP!!
Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was,
Zurizip: ::goes off to kill something::
Now every bodys singing it forever…SCRRRRREEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Zurizip: Much better.
Mehorae len Laediel - Annundaeiel lo Mirkwood