Part 13
Disclaimer: I own no copyrighted material in this chapter, just like every other one
ohhh the lucky part!!
PLEASE NOTE: The Monty python jokes were just randomness, I think it was a funny show, but I am not obsessed (besides I didn't put any in, it was Zurizip. She does have something for the song that never ends (I have noo idea, ask her) this is MY story, and it is MY choice what happens. If I want to twist couples, then I have the right to do so, Legolas and Daine ARE together and all you peoples who want everything to stay true to the book, then you shouldn't be reading fan fiction. I am not sick and twisted; I just like to put chaos into my stories. I will not turn this into a slash (What's a slash?) I won't mention any NAMES because I you know who you are. It is most defiantly ENT not ANT you fool, have you even read the books? PLEASE do not tell me my work is DIMB, just stop reading it. If you want to state a real opinion then go ahead. I real opinion does not say "This is dumb". it says "I didn't like this piece because." That is a review. For all those who submitted real reviews, I thank you; your critic has been taken to heart. Last, but not least, the answer is 42.
Legolas chucked the ring into the depths of Mordor, as the two watched it sink. Suddenly Shaly came in, walking to where Legolas and Daine were standing, watching.
"Hello." she said cheerfully. "Nice job with the ring." Once again Legolas and Daine were both very confused.
"Umm, hi?" Legolas said. "Who are you?" Shaly smiled even wider as she answered
"I reviewed Lady_Daine's story, and now I'm in it. And I've got this." She held out were hand. Daine looked a little scared.
"What's that? There's nothing in your hand."
"Oh yeah, watch this!" She snapped her fingers and all three of them were over the gap that was left in the bridge in the mines of Moria. They started to fall. "OOPS!" she said and snapped again. They were right on top of a river, about to fall in. She kept snapping, putting them over a high cliff, about to fall into the fires of Mordor, and every other place imaginable that you wouldn't want to be before landing in a lush and green meadow. Legolas and Daine both tried to sneak away, but Shaly quickly snapped her fingers again and a horse appeared. She quickly mounted and caught up with the two.
"I've never tried this before but.." snapping three times, she pointed at Legolas. A dazed look came to his eyes as he stopped running.
"You know, Shaly, I've never noticed this, but I am quite taken with you." Shaly grinned ear to ear as he walked towards her until Daine came up behind him and dropped kick him. He immediately came back to his senses and looked strangely at Shaly.
"What just happened?" he asked. Shaly sniggered but Daine pointed an arrow at her, so she decided that,
"I got to be going now," she said. Snapping her fingers they were once again suspended over the gap in the mines of Moria.
"Oops." she said, snapped her fingers again and disappeared leaving Daine and Legolas to fall down into the black depths. As they reached the bottom, a portal appeared and opened. They both fell right into it…
A cold stone floor met them as they tumbled into a familiar place: Balor's needle.
"So, we're back here again." Legolas grumbled
"I wonder who else is back here?" Daine wondered. Making their way down the needle and to the throne room they saw that Alanna, Aragorn and the rest of the fellowship, Jon, Thayet, George, Cleon, and Keldry were all standing around in confusion. When Daine inquired where Numair was, Aragorn answered grimly.
"A portal just opened up where each of us were standing, except for Numair's. He's stuck in middle earth, and we're stuck here."
"We destroyed the ring." Legolas said. "So does it matter?"
"The ring may be gone, but there is still many shadow creatures to be taken care of, not to mention the fact that we all want to go home." Merry said grimly
"Plus, I wanted to Kill Nazgul number 4!" Pippin added glumly.
"Is there anyone else here who could make a portal?" Asked Jon.
"I could perhaps." Gandalf spoke up. " But it would take Lady Alanna's help and days of thought for me to figure out how. Maybe even weeks"
"I don't think we have a choice." Said Frodo
"Excuse me." Kel bowed to the King and queen cautiously. "But, I'm not even supposed to be here and why am I attracted to him?" She asked, indicating Cleon and giving him a small hug. Jon put his head in his hands.
"Things have been messed up and twisted far to much. But I think I have finally found out who the culprit is and who I we need to destroy to put things back together." Everyone looked curiously at him.
"Who?" Sam asked Jon frowned,
"Its…
Sorry, but I have to cut it off here because my AP physics and chem. homework must get done. who do you think it is?
Disclaimer: I own no copyrighted material in this chapter, just like every other one
ohhh the lucky part!!
PLEASE NOTE: The Monty python jokes were just randomness, I think it was a funny show, but I am not obsessed (besides I didn't put any in, it was Zurizip. She does have something for the song that never ends (I have noo idea, ask her) this is MY story, and it is MY choice what happens. If I want to twist couples, then I have the right to do so, Legolas and Daine ARE together and all you peoples who want everything to stay true to the book, then you shouldn't be reading fan fiction. I am not sick and twisted; I just like to put chaos into my stories. I will not turn this into a slash (What's a slash?) I won't mention any NAMES because I you know who you are. It is most defiantly ENT not ANT you fool, have you even read the books? PLEASE do not tell me my work is DIMB, just stop reading it. If you want to state a real opinion then go ahead. I real opinion does not say "This is dumb". it says "I didn't like this piece because." That is a review. For all those who submitted real reviews, I thank you; your critic has been taken to heart. Last, but not least, the answer is 42.
Legolas chucked the ring into the depths of Mordor, as the two watched it sink. Suddenly Shaly came in, walking to where Legolas and Daine were standing, watching.
"Hello." she said cheerfully. "Nice job with the ring." Once again Legolas and Daine were both very confused.
"Umm, hi?" Legolas said. "Who are you?" Shaly smiled even wider as she answered
"I reviewed Lady_Daine's story, and now I'm in it. And I've got this." She held out were hand. Daine looked a little scared.
"What's that? There's nothing in your hand."
"Oh yeah, watch this!" She snapped her fingers and all three of them were over the gap that was left in the bridge in the mines of Moria. They started to fall. "OOPS!" she said and snapped again. They were right on top of a river, about to fall in. She kept snapping, putting them over a high cliff, about to fall into the fires of Mordor, and every other place imaginable that you wouldn't want to be before landing in a lush and green meadow. Legolas and Daine both tried to sneak away, but Shaly quickly snapped her fingers again and a horse appeared. She quickly mounted and caught up with the two.
"I've never tried this before but.." snapping three times, she pointed at Legolas. A dazed look came to his eyes as he stopped running.
"You know, Shaly, I've never noticed this, but I am quite taken with you." Shaly grinned ear to ear as he walked towards her until Daine came up behind him and dropped kick him. He immediately came back to his senses and looked strangely at Shaly.
"What just happened?" he asked. Shaly sniggered but Daine pointed an arrow at her, so she decided that,
"I got to be going now," she said. Snapping her fingers they were once again suspended over the gap in the mines of Moria.
"Oops." she said, snapped her fingers again and disappeared leaving Daine and Legolas to fall down into the black depths. As they reached the bottom, a portal appeared and opened. They both fell right into it…
A cold stone floor met them as they tumbled into a familiar place: Balor's needle.
"So, we're back here again." Legolas grumbled
"I wonder who else is back here?" Daine wondered. Making their way down the needle and to the throne room they saw that Alanna, Aragorn and the rest of the fellowship, Jon, Thayet, George, Cleon, and Keldry were all standing around in confusion. When Daine inquired where Numair was, Aragorn answered grimly.
"A portal just opened up where each of us were standing, except for Numair's. He's stuck in middle earth, and we're stuck here."
"We destroyed the ring." Legolas said. "So does it matter?"
"The ring may be gone, but there is still many shadow creatures to be taken care of, not to mention the fact that we all want to go home." Merry said grimly
"Plus, I wanted to Kill Nazgul number 4!" Pippin added glumly.
"Is there anyone else here who could make a portal?" Asked Jon.
"I could perhaps." Gandalf spoke up. " But it would take Lady Alanna's help and days of thought for me to figure out how. Maybe even weeks"
"I don't think we have a choice." Said Frodo
"Excuse me." Kel bowed to the King and queen cautiously. "But, I'm not even supposed to be here and why am I attracted to him?" She asked, indicating Cleon and giving him a small hug. Jon put his head in his hands.
"Things have been messed up and twisted far to much. But I think I have finally found out who the culprit is and who I we need to destroy to put things back together." Everyone looked curiously at him.
"Who?" Sam asked Jon frowned,
"Its…
Sorry, but I have to cut it off here because my AP physics and chem. homework must get done. who do you think it is?