Heero's Egg – Part 2
-Begin Chapter-
-26 days later-
Whispering abounded as the pilots all tried to keep their nefarious plot from Duo.
"Do you really think he'll fall for it?" the blond member of the group asked.
"He'll fall for anything that's well planned out" said the Japanese pilot.
"Justice, finally" came from the pony tailed member of the group.
"This ought to be fun" said the unibanged sexpot.
"Here's the fake blood you asked for. You should only need a drop or two." The blond bombshell handed the perfect soldier a small bottle.
"We'll start at noon" the Japanese pilot stated, and all the pilots then went to their respective bedrooms.
"You're up late, Heero." Duo rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. Heero saw that Duo was already dressed for some, ummm, nighttime activity and Heero promptly stripped to join him.
"I think I'll do the mommy thing, again" Heero smiled as he pulled his legs up over his head. Duo didn't say anything, for what could you say to such a sight. There was just time for action.
-Noon, the next day.-
A blood curdling scream was heard from the bathroom. Duo gave a start and said "That sounded like Heero!"
"I think he's laying his egg, Maxwell." Wufei did his best deadpan.
"C'mon Wubear, we told you that wasn't true." Duo shook his head.
Heero came down the stairs in such a way as to make it look like he was sneaking around, but he made sure that Duo managed to glimpse him heading toward the Gundam Hangar.
"I wonder why Heero's sneaking out toward the hangar?" Duo asked to no one in particular.
"Probably wants to wank while on the Zero System again. Says it helps him to recover from his egg laying." Trowa's calm demeanor hid the anticipation he felt.
"Guys, I told you to stop. You know Heero doesn't lay eggs!" Duo was beginning to feel frustrated.
Suddenly the three pilots heard Quatre. "Ewwwww. You'd think at least he'd clean up after that egg laying."
"That's it!" Duo charged up the stairs toward Quatre, who he planned to beat within an inch of his sweet, adorable life. However, as he turned into the bathroom, Duo stopped and gasped. On the floor was either, well, bloody cum or – or placenta.
"Duo, just make sure he cleans up next time. And see if he washed his egg." Quatre looked innocently at Duo. Of course, in this case, Quatre was as innocent as the driven slush (and he reveled in the fact)!
Duo stumbled backward, unable to speak for just that instant. It was at this moment that the vid phone rang. Duo stumbled over and answered. On the screen was Doctor J. "What's up, Doc?" Duo joked, without much success.
"Ah, Duo. How are you. I'm just calling to let Heero know that Todd is doing fine and he wants to see his mommy."
Duo stared at the screen and blinked absently.
"Duo, is everything ok?" Of course, Doctor J was in on the joke and knew that by now, Duo was anything but ok."
"I'm fine, Doc" Duo mumbled. "I'll tell Heero when I see him."
"That's good, Duo. And I'm glad I caught him on egg laying day. I like giving him news on days when he can be happy! Catch you later." In the lab, Duo's image disappeared from the screen and Dr. J went over to Todd Noin. The tyke was happy when the doctor told him that Heero would be around in a bit to take him home to his mommy and daddy.
Meanwhile, Duo was shaken to his very core. Didn't Heero call that egg from his class Todd? Duo was certain that was what the ersatz chicken was called. Duo decided to head out to the hangar and talk to his koi about what was going on.
In the hangar, Duo could see the pilot's compartment was open, but the viewing angle was such that he couldn't tell if Heero were there. He climbed the gantry and walked across the gangway to the compartment. What he saw made him shiver as if hell had frozen over. Heero was sitting with a blanket spread across his legs. In the blanket was an egg. And the egg was connected to the Zero System. And what was worse was what Heero was saying to the egg: "You'll grow up to be just like mommy. And your friend Zero will tell you who all your enemies are. Oh look, there's your daddy. Duo, come over and give Mikey a kiss!"
Duo screamed "Oh my god! It's all true!" and promptly fainted.
"There, there Mikey. I'm sure daddy didn't mean to scare you." Heero snickered as he stood up and stuck 'Mikey' in his spandex. He then walked over to his koi and administered a shot of sleeping medication that would keep the braided baka asleep until tomorrow morning.
-The next morning-
Duo awoke, deciding in his grogginess that it had all been a bad dream. He could smell that breakfast was ready and stumbled downstairs to the kitchen. The other four pilots were seated already and having their meal. Duo walked to his chair, and before he sat down he let out an ear shattering scream an then yelled "Cannibals!" He then promptly fainted again.
Heero looked up from his meal and smiled. "Looks like scrambled eggs were a bad choice for breakfast, eh?
The other three pilots all laughed and high fived Heero, thanking him for helping them to extract their revenge.
-End Chapter-
-Begin Chapter-
-26 days later-
Whispering abounded as the pilots all tried to keep their nefarious plot from Duo.
"Do you really think he'll fall for it?" the blond member of the group asked.
"He'll fall for anything that's well planned out" said the Japanese pilot.
"Justice, finally" came from the pony tailed member of the group.
"This ought to be fun" said the unibanged sexpot.
"Here's the fake blood you asked for. You should only need a drop or two." The blond bombshell handed the perfect soldier a small bottle.
"We'll start at noon" the Japanese pilot stated, and all the pilots then went to their respective bedrooms.
"You're up late, Heero." Duo rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. Heero saw that Duo was already dressed for some, ummm, nighttime activity and Heero promptly stripped to join him.
"I think I'll do the mommy thing, again" Heero smiled as he pulled his legs up over his head. Duo didn't say anything, for what could you say to such a sight. There was just time for action.
-Noon, the next day.-
A blood curdling scream was heard from the bathroom. Duo gave a start and said "That sounded like Heero!"
"I think he's laying his egg, Maxwell." Wufei did his best deadpan.
"C'mon Wubear, we told you that wasn't true." Duo shook his head.
Heero came down the stairs in such a way as to make it look like he was sneaking around, but he made sure that Duo managed to glimpse him heading toward the Gundam Hangar.
"I wonder why Heero's sneaking out toward the hangar?" Duo asked to no one in particular.
"Probably wants to wank while on the Zero System again. Says it helps him to recover from his egg laying." Trowa's calm demeanor hid the anticipation he felt.
"Guys, I told you to stop. You know Heero doesn't lay eggs!" Duo was beginning to feel frustrated.
Suddenly the three pilots heard Quatre. "Ewwwww. You'd think at least he'd clean up after that egg laying."
"That's it!" Duo charged up the stairs toward Quatre, who he planned to beat within an inch of his sweet, adorable life. However, as he turned into the bathroom, Duo stopped and gasped. On the floor was either, well, bloody cum or – or placenta.
"Duo, just make sure he cleans up next time. And see if he washed his egg." Quatre looked innocently at Duo. Of course, in this case, Quatre was as innocent as the driven slush (and he reveled in the fact)!
Duo stumbled backward, unable to speak for just that instant. It was at this moment that the vid phone rang. Duo stumbled over and answered. On the screen was Doctor J. "What's up, Doc?" Duo joked, without much success.
"Ah, Duo. How are you. I'm just calling to let Heero know that Todd is doing fine and he wants to see his mommy."
Duo stared at the screen and blinked absently.
"Duo, is everything ok?" Of course, Doctor J was in on the joke and knew that by now, Duo was anything but ok."
"I'm fine, Doc" Duo mumbled. "I'll tell Heero when I see him."
"That's good, Duo. And I'm glad I caught him on egg laying day. I like giving him news on days when he can be happy! Catch you later." In the lab, Duo's image disappeared from the screen and Dr. J went over to Todd Noin. The tyke was happy when the doctor told him that Heero would be around in a bit to take him home to his mommy and daddy.
Meanwhile, Duo was shaken to his very core. Didn't Heero call that egg from his class Todd? Duo was certain that was what the ersatz chicken was called. Duo decided to head out to the hangar and talk to his koi about what was going on.
In the hangar, Duo could see the pilot's compartment was open, but the viewing angle was such that he couldn't tell if Heero were there. He climbed the gantry and walked across the gangway to the compartment. What he saw made him shiver as if hell had frozen over. Heero was sitting with a blanket spread across his legs. In the blanket was an egg. And the egg was connected to the Zero System. And what was worse was what Heero was saying to the egg: "You'll grow up to be just like mommy. And your friend Zero will tell you who all your enemies are. Oh look, there's your daddy. Duo, come over and give Mikey a kiss!"
Duo screamed "Oh my god! It's all true!" and promptly fainted.
"There, there Mikey. I'm sure daddy didn't mean to scare you." Heero snickered as he stood up and stuck 'Mikey' in his spandex. He then walked over to his koi and administered a shot of sleeping medication that would keep the braided baka asleep until tomorrow morning.
-The next morning-
Duo awoke, deciding in his grogginess that it had all been a bad dream. He could smell that breakfast was ready and stumbled downstairs to the kitchen. The other four pilots were seated already and having their meal. Duo walked to his chair, and before he sat down he let out an ear shattering scream an then yelled "Cannibals!" He then promptly fainted again.
Heero looked up from his meal and smiled. "Looks like scrambled eggs were a bad choice for breakfast, eh?
The other three pilots all laughed and high fived Heero, thanking him for helping them to extract their revenge.
-End Chapter-