Disclaimer: see chapter 1
After leaving behind Mark's clone, Cardosael( should I remember you he's the most handsome guy in the world?) told us there was nowhere to spend the night so we just has to camp there. I just hopped any spider, or ent (wait an ent?, no it might be interesting knowing them). We laid in our sleepings and waited to fall asleep, actually I was there sleeping with 3 guys at a time (well if Oaks counts as a man) . I tried to sleep when something very weird happened the most beautiful being in the Earth snored!
"Oh no" I thought
"He'll loose his charm" (but who am I kidding he'll never loose it)
When finally I fall asleep I heard a strange noise
"Blows..blows" That seemed like the wind blowing or Alar's nickname.
"Hey, Wensundell, Oaks don't you listen something?" I asked them
"No, I don't" Oaks answered
"Neither do I" Wesundell said
I tried to sleep again, but the noises were still there.
"Blows.blows"
This time I couldn't go with so waked up Cardosael
"Cardosael, please, wake up, don't you hear those noises?"
"Ah?"
Even recently waken up he looked so gorgeous.
"That noise it's horrible.it's creepy"
"Morwen are you serious? Didn't you really take Alferond drugs?"
"No, I'm not kidding..here them"
"What a commotion! Couldn't you let a hobbit sleep?"
"Oaks.."
"yeah, I know Morwen"
"For the valar's sake are you deaf or what?"
"Blows..Blows"
"Oh..now I know he's a lost ent"
"why didn't you tell us before?" (man this guy was so dumb)
While I was lost in my thought of he being so dumb and cute at the same time that huge brown-green mass called ent approached.
"Blows.Blows"
"Excuse me Mr. Ent , would you mind stop doing that noise?" I asked him
"I'm sorry I'll try to, my name is Alblows"
"Oaks..he is Blows!" Alexei shouted
"Blows.gay, Oaks.gay" Alexei continued shouting.
"Wensundell.do you have anything in you brain , don't you understand they aren't whom you think they are? , I don't even think they know what gay is" I told him
"And isn't it clear that I'm not gay?"
"Oaks.."
"Yeah I know. It's better if I don't say a word"
"So, Mr. Alblows could you tell me why didn't you let us sleep?" I told him
"I don't know"
"Blows.gay" Alexei shouted
"Wensundell.gay" the ent (wait the ent?; ok) told him
"And what's gay?"
"Sissy, pussy, not straight"
"I still don't get it" Alblows said.
"Don't worry Alblows, they usually use words that nobody knows here" Cardosael said
"Where are you from?" Alblows asked
"I hear that question again and I'll shut myself" I thought
The sweet and kind Cardosael, seeing my face did something intelligent answering that question
"I really don't know, it was to do with toast"
His intelligence didn't help so much, and elves are intelligent I doubt it
It was midday , time passes very quickly talking to an ent, but very boring cause they talk sort of. very slow. And I wanted so much to be in Hobbiton, I need to see Frodo and see if he look a bit like Elijah.
"Elijah" They heard my whisper
"Oaks, If I hear that name again , I swear I'll kick her ass"
"Wensundell. shut the fuck up" That's the only thing I could say
"I think it's time to continue our way to Hobbiton , if we hurry, we might get tonight" Cardosael said
"Awesome.This would be my night.. whom will I decide for? but Alexei, it doesn't matter, I just wanna see Frodo" I thought
"It's time to say goodbye.blows.blows"
"Goodbye Alblows, cu later" I said to him
"Blows.gay, good bye" Alexei and Oaks shouted (man, they are too such hollow heads, they don't understand he doesn't get the joke)
We continued our the fastest as we could , when I remembered something:
"Don't we have math exam?"
"I don't know, and if there is , so what"
"I was just wondering Alexei"
After leaving behind Mark's clone, Cardosael( should I remember you he's the most handsome guy in the world?) told us there was nowhere to spend the night so we just has to camp there. I just hopped any spider, or ent (wait an ent?, no it might be interesting knowing them). We laid in our sleepings and waited to fall asleep, actually I was there sleeping with 3 guys at a time (well if Oaks counts as a man) . I tried to sleep when something very weird happened the most beautiful being in the Earth snored!
"Oh no" I thought
"He'll loose his charm" (but who am I kidding he'll never loose it)
When finally I fall asleep I heard a strange noise
"Blows..blows" That seemed like the wind blowing or Alar's nickname.
"Hey, Wensundell, Oaks don't you listen something?" I asked them
"No, I don't" Oaks answered
"Neither do I" Wesundell said
I tried to sleep again, but the noises were still there.
"Blows.blows"
This time I couldn't go with so waked up Cardosael
"Cardosael, please, wake up, don't you hear those noises?"
"Ah?"
Even recently waken up he looked so gorgeous.
"That noise it's horrible.it's creepy"
"Morwen are you serious? Didn't you really take Alferond drugs?"
"No, I'm not kidding..here them"
"What a commotion! Couldn't you let a hobbit sleep?"
"Oaks.."
"yeah, I know Morwen"
"For the valar's sake are you deaf or what?"
"Blows..Blows"
"Oh..now I know he's a lost ent"
"why didn't you tell us before?" (man this guy was so dumb)
While I was lost in my thought of he being so dumb and cute at the same time that huge brown-green mass called ent approached.
"Blows.Blows"
"Excuse me Mr. Ent , would you mind stop doing that noise?" I asked him
"I'm sorry I'll try to, my name is Alblows"
"Oaks..he is Blows!" Alexei shouted
"Blows.gay, Oaks.gay" Alexei continued shouting.
"Wensundell.do you have anything in you brain , don't you understand they aren't whom you think they are? , I don't even think they know what gay is" I told him
"And isn't it clear that I'm not gay?"
"Oaks.."
"Yeah I know. It's better if I don't say a word"
"So, Mr. Alblows could you tell me why didn't you let us sleep?" I told him
"I don't know"
"Blows.gay" Alexei shouted
"Wensundell.gay" the ent (wait the ent?; ok) told him
"And what's gay?"
"Sissy, pussy, not straight"
"I still don't get it" Alblows said.
"Don't worry Alblows, they usually use words that nobody knows here" Cardosael said
"Where are you from?" Alblows asked
"I hear that question again and I'll shut myself" I thought
The sweet and kind Cardosael, seeing my face did something intelligent answering that question
"I really don't know, it was to do with toast"
His intelligence didn't help so much, and elves are intelligent I doubt it
It was midday , time passes very quickly talking to an ent, but very boring cause they talk sort of. very slow. And I wanted so much to be in Hobbiton, I need to see Frodo and see if he look a bit like Elijah.
"Elijah" They heard my whisper
"Oaks, If I hear that name again , I swear I'll kick her ass"
"Wensundell. shut the fuck up" That's the only thing I could say
"I think it's time to continue our way to Hobbiton , if we hurry, we might get tonight" Cardosael said
"Awesome.This would be my night.. whom will I decide for? but Alexei, it doesn't matter, I just wanna see Frodo" I thought
"It's time to say goodbye.blows.blows"
"Goodbye Alblows, cu later" I said to him
"Blows.gay, good bye" Alexei and Oaks shouted (man, they are too such hollow heads, they don't understand he doesn't get the joke)
We continued our the fastest as we could , when I remembered something:
"Don't we have math exam?"
"I don't know, and if there is , so what"
"I was just wondering Alexei"