Short and sweet and no spoilers to boot!
Thank Buddha For Pretty Girls
as sung by Miroku from Rumiko Takahashi's Inuyasha
a parody to "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" from Gigi
Each time I see a pretty girl
Who's packing lots of boota,
I just sigh and say
Thank Buddha for pretty girls
For I love it whenever one comes my way.
Thank Buddha for pretty girls
I ask one to bare my child every day.
'Too bad that they don't understand my feelings.
One question, they send me crashing through the ceiling.
But thank Buddha for pretty girls.
Thank Buddha for them all, no matter where, no matter who,
For without them, I'd have no one to do.