Legato, we all must admit, has a tough life. Between being brainwashed and working for a genocide crazed plant, the guy must have a lot on his mind (or does he....) But for anyone who's seen up to episode 15, Demon's Eye, it is well known that Legato couldn't cherish one thing more; a new fork to eat his food with. So it doesn't seem too big a stretch, if you ask me, to imagine said food utensil being sung to by Mr. Blue in good ol' Frank Sinatra style. Hey, it could happen.
NOTE: There are a few SPOILERS if you haven't seen to episode 24, Sin. Really, you're in good shape if you've seen to episode 15.
New Fork, New Fork
As sung by Legato Bluesummers
(A parody to "New York, New York" usually sung by Frank Sinatra)
Start informing the crew
It all ends today.
I'm proud to be a part of it, new fork, new fork.
Midvalley's playin' the blues, 'cause the planet's at bay.
Shove your hand right through the heart of it, new fork, new fork.
I want to wake up to destruction 'cause I'm a creep.
And I won't be satisfied 'til, bodies pile up in heaps!
These little humans
Are all in my way.
I'm helpin' Knives make a start of it, I tell ya, old fork!
We'll kill them all without a care, and leave the remains (dun, dun) everywhere!
'Cause what's Vash gonna do? That wimpy dork. New fork.
New fork, new fork
I wanna wake up in with a city layin' at my feet
And find the Gung-ho Guns, getting' Vash pissed.
He'll cream the whole lot. Won't that be sweet?!
Now I'm hearing my cue
To blow the planet away.
This angel arm will be the start of it, new fork, new fork.
I'll bring Gunsmoke to it's knees, but for now, "a new fork, please."
So excuse me while I chew, new fork, NEW FOOOOORK!
NEW FOOOORRRRK!!!