Disclaimer- I don't really think this is necessary, do you? I mean, I'm obviously not Watsuki-sama himself…
A/n- alright, you've groaned, you've laughed, and you've pined. So now it's time for…Pillow Grand Pree: ROUND TWO!!!!
Pillow Grand Pree: ROUND TWO
It was early Saturday morning, and Chou was already "up and at 'em". He was getting to ready to go to a Japanese sword con, and could hardly contain his excitement as he sheathed his beloved swords. Then a knock sounded at his door.
"Nyeh?" he opened it, and revealed a rumpled-looking Kamatari. His kimono (this time blue with pink blossoms) was sliding off his shoulder, and he was panting. Chou made a face. "Damn, Kama, you look like crap."
"Thanks for the compliment, Chou-mein." Kamatari snapped back, and then retained his serious expression. "I need help."
"What for?" Chou asked, irritated. He was missing precious moments when he could be admiring exquisite rare swords.
"For this!!!" Kamatari suddenly whipped out a pillow from behind him and slammed Chou over the head with it.
"Owwww!!! Dammit you fag what was that for?" Chou complained, rubbing his scalp (how he reaches it thru all that hair I do not know).
Kamatari grinned happily at him. "Tee-hee. We're having a pillow fight over at Shishio-sama's room. Come on over."
"Shishio-sama???" Chou gaped.
~*~
"You and your stinkin Shin-Fart, Usui!" Yumi yelled, whamming her pillow to the blind swordsman's head.
"I can hear your every move, night-bitch!" Usui cried back, and stabbed her on the chest, just below the neckline, with his pillow (which was impaled on his sword-thingy).
Yumi and Usui carried on at the back, and Shishio was engaged in a fierce battle with Houji.
"You're supposed to be my dog!" Shishio roared, and whipped Houji's face sideways.
"Dogs bite!" Houji retorted, and received another pillow-slam in return and a snarled, "Bite this!"
Soujiro, meanwhile, was playfully whapping around with Anji. Occasionally Soujiro would hit Anji hard and then Anji would hit back harder, and so on. But mostly it was just good-natured banter. "So, Anji-san, do these pillow fights happen often?" Soujiro said almost lazily as he lightly hit Anji on his head.
"No." Anji shook his head, and hit Soujiro's left shoulder. "This should be labeled a phenomenon."
Soujiro smiled, and then meeped as he was hit over the head—hard.
"Hey Sou-sou-chan! Don't just stand there! Have some fun!!" Kamatari laughed, and tackled Soujiro again.
Chou was being shaken around by Anji because of an unsuccessful attempt to tackle him like Kamatari did Soujiro.
Yumi yelped as Usui stabbed her again in the small of her back, and she whirled around, growling, when Shishio slammed into her.
"Yaaaaaiiiii!" she screamed and glared daggers at Houji, "Fine way to treat your superiors!"
Houji looked back at her innocently, whapping his pillow endlessly on Soujiro's head ("Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!").
Shishio stood up, murder in his eyes, and was about to stalk back to Houji when Yumi stopped him with a wham on his palm-tree-hairstyled head.
"Yumi?" Shishio's eyes widened, and grinned. "Fine then. Play it that way, wouldja." He awarded Yumi with a playful slam on her chest.
Yumi gasped for breath, then recovered with a quick blow to the right shoulder of Shishio, and leapt up.
Shishio dragged her back down, and kissed her.
"Gwa!!!!" Kamatari shrieked, and yanked Yumi off Shishio. "Keep yer lips off my man!"
Yumi glowered at Kamatari, "Excuse me but, your man?"
"You heard me right! My man!" Kamatari plopped down beside Yumi and stuck his tongue out.
Shishio stared at both of them incredulously, then did something very OOC. He did a backwards-crab-crawl.
And smart of him, too, before Kamatari and Yumi get full-fire.
"Take this, you whore!" Kamatari screamed, jumping on Yumi and stuffing his pillow into her open mouth.
"MMMPH!" Yumi bit down hard on Kamatari's hand, and he immediately released his hand. "Geroff!!!"
"I'd like to see you try and make me!" Kamatari spat, "Eat pillow!" he once again attempted to drive his pillow into Yumi's mouth.
But this time Yumi was ready for him. She rolled away and tripped Kamatari, pausing to witness the surprise in his eyes, then managing to reward him with a pillow-punch. "Take that, you homo!"
"So! Call me homo, didja?" Kamatari growled, and leapt on Yumi again, this time sparing no mercy, whamming her head left-to-right, then right-to-left.
"Gah! Hands off!" Yumi growled, and shoved Kamatari off-balance.
"Woah! Some lady!" Kamatari stood up, unruffled, and struck a pose, "I figure this body would look better than yours?"
Yumi grinned sickly. "No breasts."
~*~
Soujiro stared at this "cat"fight. "Um, Kamatari-san?"
"What???" Kamatari grunted back as he pinned Yumi down with his pillow.
"I think you should have a look at Shishio-sama's room." Soujiro motioned with his head at the room.
Kamatari stopped trying to suffocate Yumi and did as he was told. He looked around the room.
The usual neat four-poster bed was rumpled, the sheets were yanked off, the matress was dented, and the covers was pulled half-off. Tons of torn pieces of fabrics lay strewn across the carpet (which was actually stained with blood at places Kamatari and Yumi had fought), and everyone except Soujiro, Yumi, and him were sprawled on the floor, panting.
Shishio fanned himself, "F-fifteen minutes…" he choked out, still fanning.
Houji checked his watch. "We only fought for fourteen minutes and fifty-nine seconds, Shishio-sama." He reported.
"Oh well that's a relief." Shishio snapped.
Usui had taken off his blindfold and was squeezing the sweat out of them.
Anji had also taken off the white cloth that was usually tied around his head, and was copying Usui.
Chou was checking his watch, and turning white.
"What's up, Chou-mein?" Kamatari piped up.
"It's past entrance time for the Japanese sword con I was supposed to go today." He was still staring at his watch, willing it to turn back time.
Yumi snorted. "Swords again?" then she pushed Kamatari off.
"Oh. Well, too bad." Kamatari shrugged.
Chou stared at Kamatari in disbelief. "Is that all? Oh well???"
Kamatari rolled his eyes, "Is there an echo in here? YES I said oh well."
Chou glared at Kamatari, murder in his eyes (kindov a mutant version of Shishio…::snickers::), "It's not just a sword con to me, it's my life! What would you say if you found out you had a date with Shishio-sama—" "WHAT?!?!" "—sorry Shishio-sama, just an example—but you also found out that you're late for it???"
Kamatari replied, starry-eyed, "That wouldn't be possible because I would arrive five hours earlier!"
Chou sighed.
A/n- well? You like? Is the Kenshin-gumi version better? What would it be like if the Oniwa Banshuu joined in? Would Aoshi still be his dark n silent self if Yahiko super-glued a glob of tapioca pudding onto his otherwise perfect hair? What would Misao do? More laughs and craziness are guaranteed later on!
Later dayz
CyberSerpent .~
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PPS. Ignore the big gap please…it got there by accident! Honest!